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Jose Rocha Is A Moron

February 27, 2009 at 8:43 am by  
Jose Rocha Is A Moron

Jose Rocha

Phoenix, AZ–‘Oh my gaaaaawd honey! Come look! Little Junior crawled into the clothes dryer. Isn’t that cuuuuuuute?’ ‘OMGZ! You’re right! He’s making funny faces tooooo! That’s just too adorable, let me grab my camera! Maybe we could send it in to America’s Funniest Home Videos!’ *sound of shuffling feet. dryer door shuts. a click. tumble, bounce.  scream.* Ut-oh!

That was pretty much how the scene unfolded Wednesday night in the home where Jose Rocha, his girlfriend, and his 1-year-old child reside.

Witnesses in the home told police that the toddler crawled into the clothes dryer and started making funny faces. Everyone was so amused, the child’s mother decided to grab her camera and take a quick pic. After the child’s mother left the room, she heard the dryer start and her son scream. Other witnesses at the home say it sounded like a ’10-pound sack of potatoes bouncing around in there.’ It is reported that the child was in the dryer for approximately one minute. Creating some great memories for the kid, dad?

When police arrived at the home, Rocha wasn’t there. Little coward ran out the door when family members called police. Officers returned to the home a second time, after Rocha returned. He told police that he did have the kid in the dryer, but he didn’t turn it on…he held on to the kid and turned the tumbler by hand. Eh…wrong answer. The tumbler can’t be turned by hand. Rocha, 19, was arrested on two outstanding warrants and booked into jail on suspicion of child abuse.

The toddler received some bruises to his back and was treated at the scene. Family members say the kid is doing just fine.

Jose Rocha Is A Moron

The tard has three Myspaces…you can find them here, here, and here.

Tazzzz is tearing this tard up in the forums. Thanks Tazzzz!

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  • Aslan

    I really hope that’s the first time you have had to use the kid in dryer tag.

    Just….wow. Was he alone with the child at the time? Because it sounds like a few folks were there as well laughing at how cute it was.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I really hope that’s the first time you have had to use the kid in dryer tag.

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/09/12/ariel-smith-uses-clothes-dryer-to-kill-infant/

  • http://www.myspace.com/justdazin So Jaded

    I really hope that’s the first time you have had to use the kid in dryer tag.

    And sadly, it probably won’t be the last….

  • http://www.myspace.com/aurniastar my_2_Cents

    yeah WOW. People have no brains I swear..

  • Aslan

    Well good morning to you as well Morbid:(
    I mean I hope you have one..because my day is now shot

    Holy shit people suck sometimes
    Just had the picture of that little boy load, btw. Jose needs to be in prison longtime

  • Aslan

    (the people suck comment wasn’t meant towards Morbid, btw)

    I’m still wondering what the friends and hangers on’s were thinking when he said ‘I have an idea’ and shut the door and started the dryer. A minute is a long time.

  • CassieMomma

    Well I think they are all dumb asses somewhat. Why would you even encourage the dryer thing? It’s not cute, it’s stupid. God knows why he actually turned the dryer on then. What did he think would happen? Thankfully the baby is only bruised up and not terribly hurt.

  • manfredvonassenhammer

    Well I think they are all dumb asses somewhat. Why would you even encourage the dryer thing? It’s not cute, it’s stupid.

    i agree with this totally, i hate when people put their kids in danger as a joke. and if all those other people watching thought it was so funny for that kid to be in there for a minute, then they all must be brain dead. why didn’t someone turn it off? fucktards. good thing the kid wasn’t seriously hurt.

    bottom line, if this assfuck thinks it’s funny to put a kid in a dryer, he needs to be neutered so he can’t have another one.

  • RunecirE

    (the people suck comment wasn’t meant towards Morbid, btw)

    Uhuh, suuuuuure. Freudian Slip? ;)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    (the people suck comment wasn’t meant towards Morbid, btw)

    No need to clarify. I am pretty sure everyone thinks I am as amazing as I do. :P

  • RunecirE

    No need to clarify. I am pretty sure everyone thinks I am as amazing as I do.

    Haven’t quite decided which mental image of you fits better…

    The wise and all knowing sage who steps in occasionally to offer wise and philosophical prose…

    **OR**

    The guy who runs naked into a room yelling crazy shit while punching the men and fondling the women, only to turn and run back out of the room with arms raised and screaming bloody murder.

    I just don’t know. HMMMMMM ;)

  • biteme

    I really hope that’s the first time you have had to use the kid in dryer tag.

    Just….wow. Was he alone with the child at the time? Because it sounds like a few folks were there as well laughing at how cute it was.

    sounds like they called the cops on the idiot, has to be more to this story.

  • AlwaysInFlyoverCountry

    Jesus H. Christ on a chariot sidecar. It’s funny when my cat jumps into the washer but I won’t even let him stay in the dryer when he jumps in there, much less encourage him. And a cat ain’t a kid.

    What in the iridescent Hell is wrong with some people?

    –Al

  • http://www.myspace.com/justdazin So Jaded

    The kid’s grandma is PISSED! She’s on video here…..

    http://www.kpho.com/video/18805892/index.html

  • MadeaBecBec

    Mmmmm…. I bet if you stand close enough to this AssClown, you could hear the ocean!

    Heal Quickly Little One, Sorry your sperm donor has no brain cells!

  • mazzi

    Where is Darwin? How do these retards keep reproducing?

  • Ambitious Blonde

    When police arrived at the home, Rocha wasn’t there. Little coward ran out the door when family members called police. Officers returned to the home a second time, after Rocha returned. He told police that he did have the kid in the dryer, but he didn’t turn it on…he held on to the kid and turned the tumbler by hand. Eh…wrong answer. The tumbler can’t be turned by hand. Rocha, 19, was arrested on two outstanding warrants and booked into jail on suspicion of child abuse.

    It’s a very good thing I am not a police officer. I’m certain part of my my arrest report for this shit trumpet would have read something like “Suspect fell down while being handcuffed and hit his head repeatedly on my foot.”

  • strengthco

    stories such as this continue to sicken me more and more each time i read about the ridiculous brutality that these parents exhibit towards their children. as a former victim of child abuse, please parents, take a long look at your kids and love them, don’t beat them. they are the true essence of everything that is good in you. unfortunately, in a story such as this, i’m not sure there is anything good in jose. he needs to take a long look deep inside of himself before his cell mate does it for him. tragic.

    todd
    http://www.eloquentbooks.com/ChildAbuseandItsLifetimeofDemons.html

  • Lavonna

    It’s a very good thing I am not a police officer. I’m certain part of my my arrest report for this shit trumpet would have read something like “Suspect fell down while being handcuffed and hit his head repeatedly on my foot.”

    and………. suspect fell down while being handcuffed and repeatedly kept hitting my baton with his head..

  • AZPistonsGrl

    Wait, what happened all of a sudden? THREE Arizona stories in two days – not just two (I was reading backwards). We are so inclusive in here!

    That said, this is just the tip of the iceberg of stupid shit people do to their kids here. And everywhere else, it seems. One minute is a hella long time – how can there not be more damage to this kid’s brain? Dryers tumble hard. Dumbasses.

    Not you, of course.

  • ecvmanzo

    Is it just me, or does this moron kind of resemble a nasty dirty goat? Yuck

    MORON

  • AMinFH

    It’s a very good thing I am not a police officer. I’m certain part of my my arrest report for this shit trumpet would have read something like “Suspect fell down while being handcuffed and hit his head repeatedly on my foot.”

    Dont forget he slipped in the bathtub and fell on the couch…

  • buckeyeman

    Hey…an excellent idea for jail and prison “obedience therapy”……oversized dryers with large, transparent doors for court TV viewer amusement!

  • popeyeray

    I can’t wait till BUBBA gets ahold of him!

  • madncaitysmommy

    I’m guilty. I think this is what they were trying to do, until some fucktard had to go and screw the kodak moment.

    How do I post a pic.?

  • thehesbomb

    Funny toddler moments are the ones where you find the kid with the fridge door open, drinking syrup. Or wearing Daddy’s sock on his head…or any number of harmless other scenarios.

    Funny toddler moments don’t involve electricity and heat. Fucking fucktard.

  • http://www.myspace.com/kasieisthebest justrandom

    How do I post a pic.?

    photobucket.com

    then post the link

  • buckeyeman

    thehesbomb says:
    February 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Funny toddler moments are the ones where you find the kid with the fridge door open, drinking syrup. Or wearing Daddy’s sock on his head…or any number of harmless other scenarios.

    Funny toddler moments don’t involve electricity and heat. Fucking fucktard.

    Well said.

  • buckeyeman

    Funny toddler moments don’t involve electricity and heat. Fucking fucktard.

    thehesbomb says:February 28, 2009 at 6:50 pmFunny toddler moments are the ones where you find the kid with the fridge door open, drinking syrup. Or wearing Daddy’s sock on his head…or any number of harmless other scenarios.

    I meant…….well said thehesbomb!

  • knotme

    It is cute when your kid dumps an entire box of cheerios on the floor and sits down in the pile and starts stuffing himself…. no danger there. When a little kid puts himself/herself in a dangerous situation…. NOT FUNNY OR CUTE! What a bunch of low IQs!

  • mominAZ

    Wow! Two stories on the front page of stupid child abusing assholes from my area! UGH!
    I thought when I left Florida I also left all the dumbfucks behind!

    What the hell was this guy thinking? Does he not realize how much dryers throw clothes around? And not to mention the heat given off by dryers? I can’t even fathom how scared that baby must have been.

    Fuck off, Jose!!

  • lil puppet

    fuck all u fuckin assholes even the person that put my picture on here yea thats me lil puppet want talk shit all u want but u all nothing but pussy u dont know nothing u just a shit talker and i got out of jail fucker

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com So Jaded

    It is waaaay too early in the a.m. for this kind of fucktardery.

  • Lavonna

    fuck all u fuckin assholes even the person that put my picture on here yea thats me lil puppet want talk shit all u want but u all nothing but pussy u dont know nothing u just a shit talker and i got out of jail fucker

    First, Lurch you need to learn how to speak fricking English.. there is no 1 button that we can press to understand you..
    Second, you are a dickwad.. What kind of ‘man’ turns the dryer on his child? I hope they never let you see him EVER again! You don’t deserve him. You asshole!
    Third, Shut the hell up. I for one, have no desire to read your bullshit.

  • Rotten Apple

    Lil puppet? Really?

    Where’s mousy, sadgirl, joker, flaco, sleepy, popeye and huera?

    What did your homeboys think of what you did to your kid, culo?

  • LocalCelebrity

    Lil puppet? Really?
    Where’s mousy, sadgirl, joker, flaco, sleepy, popeye and huera?
    What did your homeboys think of what you did to your kid, culo?

    LMAO…

  • ecvmanzo

    Rotten Apple, I almost covered my entire monitor with coffee. You crack me up.

    Lil Puppet you are a douche bag but somehow I think you already knew that. LMAO…

  • PinkiGreen

    Lil puppet? Really?
    Where’s mousy, sadgirl, joker, flaco, sleepy, popeye and huera?

    owww…diet coke hurts like a bitch when it comes out your nose…

    Come here asshole…I’ve got a big ass dryer with your name on it!