Patrick Kostal Got Pwned!
February 26, 2009 by Jaded
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Elyria, OH–Patrick Kostal, 18, and his little gang of thieves picked on the wrong old lady. When they busted in to Ellen Basinski’s house and demanded money, she got pissed and Patrick got PWNED!
One of the suspects shoveled Ellen’s driveway a few weeks ago and after she handed him a big tip, the kid assumed the family was loaded. So, they hatched a plan to return to the home and rob it.
Ellen, 70, was on the phone with her husband, Judge David Basinski, from the Larain County Family Court, when she noticed 4 young boys hanging out in her driveway. ‘David, what are those boys doing in our driveway?’ she wondered. In the next instant, the boys barged into the home, yelling, ‘Give me your money!’ Needless to say, Ellen’s husband freaked out, told his secretary to call 911, and bailed out of the office to head for home.
Meanwhile, one of the boys picked up Ellen’s purse and dumped out the contents. This did not sit well with Ellen. ‘Now, my purse is like Fibber McGee’s Closet, it’s got everything in there. I got very angry.’ She grabbed a 5-quart saucepan and whacked the kid right in the head. The kid looked up at her and said, ‘Lady, why did you do that?’ She answered the little punk with another whack to the head. Another of the brats threw a bottle of Jack Daniels at Ellen as a distraction…it landed on her foot.
Finally realizing that this woman wasn’t intimidated by them, the kids high- tailed it out of the house. They didn’t get far…the neighborhood watch alerted police as to which direction the kids ran.
Police arrested Patrick Kostal, 18, and three juveniles, ages 17, 16 and 15. All four are from Elyria and were charged with a felony count of aggravated burglary.
As for Ellen? She’sShe reviews fine…just upset that she had to turn over her favorite saucepan as evidence.
Ellen Basinski and her saucepan
wild_angel_1980 has this one up in the forums. Thanks!
8:21 am on February 26th, 2009
LOL I love Ellen.. Fiesty little woman.. She is my hero
This made my day!
8:49 am on February 26th, 2009
LOL, go Ellen! I’m cracking up about the “Fibber McGee” comment.
10:01 am on February 26th, 2009
Way to go Ellen! Those little punks deserved it! I’d be pissed about having to turn over my fave saucepan too.
10:02 am on February 26th, 2009
What a great way to start the day – some good news! Way to go Ellen!!!
10:21 am on February 26th, 2009
Join the forums, Ellen!!!
11:05 am on February 26th, 2009
God, you gotta love her! Ellen Rocks!
Great Write-up SJ! You made my morning!
11:06 am on February 26th, 2009
That picture is priceless! Go Ellen you are my hero and I hope I have the strength and courage you do when I am your age.
Those punks got what they deserved!
12:15 pm on February 26th, 2009
Ya don’t mess with the elderly, they know how to get shit done. And in their own home, they know where all the weapons are, including the deadly accurate sauce pan and wooden spoon.
Great Write-up Jaded.
1:27 pm on February 26th, 2009
DYNOMITE!! It comes not only in small packages, but wispy little ladies as well…..
I love it!
You know their other buddies are gonna ask ” Hey what happened to your head? It’s got the shape of Grannys favorite sauce pan” BuhWahHaHaHaHa……
Ms. Ellen, You Are My Hero!!!
2:38 pm on February 26th, 2009
BWAH HA HA HA!! I can just imagine the jailhouse conversation:
“… yeah me and THREE OTHER DUDES got beat down by this old lady…”
Too bad her husband can’t preside over the case!
2:39 pm on February 26th, 2009
Patrick isn’t looking so tough now, huh? Go Ellen! Note to self, do NOT mess with little old ladies armed with saucepans. I love it.
2:56 pm on February 26th, 2009
Me too! Lol. You go, Ellen! Glad they were just some punks and not some seasoned criminals…a psycho would have killed her for this!
3:18 pm on February 26th, 2009
I think I just fell inlove with feisty Ellen and her saucepan. Yay for Ellen.
4:18 pm on February 26th, 2009
Maybe he thought she wouldn’t recognize him WITHOUT his ski mask?
11:26 pm on February 26th, 2009
EPIC FAIL!!! I love it. The fact that the old lady owned them makes my day!!
5:34 am on February 27th, 2009
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS STORY
WAY TO GO ELLEN WAY TO GO THIS IS MY KIND OF WOMEN, THE KIND THAT DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE KUDOS TO YOU AND YOUR SAUCEPAN
GREAT STORY WRITE UP AND FOR THE JUVEES HA HA HA HA HA , DUMB ASS’S
9:23 am on February 27th, 2009
So, after all the heinous nightmares I have read about on this site, it takes this little story for me to chuck in my own 2 cents worth. I guess I haven’t really thought I could add much to the discussions previously…it all appears to be ‘hang ‘em high, destroy their gonads, mammas choose your baby’s non biological (or biological, for that matter) baby sitter more wisely…etc etc’. Anyhoo, my point being: You go Ellen! I used to wonder how I would react if attacked…you know, you hear about ‘freezing’ and not being able to move or do shit. Well, I can say from experience, that is true… and also not true. As a young girl I was assaulted, and I did freeze and really felt completely powerless. Years later, when I was 22 I was attacked on a beach in Africa. I did an Ellen. I had an aluminium water bottle in my hand, and I knew this bastard was following me, and he had been for quite a while, approaching me and flashing a knife.I made it quite clearI wanted him to FUCK OFF. Anyway, he eventually made his attack and I SMASHED the bottle across his head – left and back across the right. I don’t know who was more shocked – him or me – but both our adrenalin was running…he staggered and fell…I took off and ran like I have never run before or since, and when I got to help, I was yelling that I thought I had killed someone and they better go help him!!! Point being, instinct is amazing and always follow it. If a situation ‘feels’ wrong, it usually is.
9:43 am on February 27th, 2009
Sweet! I’m sorry you were attacked, but you so rock
I can only hope that if I find myself in a similar situation that instinct will kick in and I can leave my “mark” on the wouldbe assailant.
12:50 pm on February 27th, 2009
Chef Emeril Lagasse says he felt so bad when he heard a woman lost one of his trademark pans while warding off home intruders that he’s replacing the item.
Lagasse is sending 70-year-old Ellen Basinski a whole new set of his signature cookware.
http://news.aol.com/article/woman-hits-thief-with-emeril-pan/361465
1:49 pm on February 27th, 2009
Will she be doing endorsements now, I wonder?
I can just see it: “Ellen Basinski uses Chef Emeril Lagasse’s pans,” with a picture in the back-ground of our heroine shaking said pan at be-hooded juveniles.
6:13 pm on February 27th, 2009
I just saw him on TV making her promise to use the new set to cook! We need more like her out there maybe then the old wouldnt be targeted by the weak little ass’s that attack our elders,,
6:30 pm on February 27th, 2009
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/02/chef-replaces-cookware-used-to.html
Celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse has offered to send a set of his signature cookware to a 70-year-old Ohio women who used a saucepan to fend off intruders earlier this week, The (Cleveland) Plain Dealer reports.
Sorry for the Dup, I see now it was already posted.
R
8:12 pm on February 27th, 2009
Emeril Lagasse ought to send Patrick and his friends special commemorative saucepans so they can always remember the day they tangled with Ellen. Doh!
11:38 pm on February 27th, 2009
She’s my hero! I love the pic of her and the saucepan.
5:59 am on March 1st, 2009
this little lady is something else…..if the shit went down i would have her in my my corner anyday……right on ellen…right freegin on ….
12:40 pm on March 3rd, 2009
Ellen got it right… never allow anyone to make you the “victim”… fight them with everything you’ve got and make them bleed for their stupidity! Way to go Ellen!!!
1:05 pm on March 3rd, 2009
Pre-dented no less.
–Al
12:55 pm on March 15th, 2009
!
LOL … gives a whole new meaning to BAM!
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