Pervy Twofer Tuesday #2
February 24, 2009 by Jaded
Update: 3/23/09-Recently released on a reduced bond, Angela Lindel committed suicide in her home early SaturdaySaturday reviews
morning.
Danny Lovvorn and Angela 'Angel' Lindle
Our participants in this edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday are Danny Lovvorn, 34, and Angela ‘Angel’ Simmons Lindle, 37. Danny is a morning person who enjoys outdoor activities. Angel is a whiny middle school teacher who loves Dale Earnhardt Jr. and young boys.
Danny Lovvorn hails from Belleville, IL. Danny is a consistent and prolific chicken choker. Danny lovingly tends to his morning wood each day between 7:00 and 10:00 a.m. No big deal, right? Except for the fact that Danny likes to bop his bologna outside, in the driveway, in view of others. One of Danny’s neighbors grew tired of witnessing Danny’s daily five knuckle shuffle, busted out the camera, and began filming.
The recording was turned over to Belleville Police and Danny Lovvorn was arrested and charged with public indecency. Not only had Danny offended his neighbor with his waxing of the weasel, it is reported that children pass by the residence on their way to school. As of Saturday, Danny was flogging his log at St. Clair County Jail, where he sits in lieu of a $10,000 bond. Wanker….
Our second lovely participant is was a seventh grade life science teacher Greenwood School District 52 in Ninety-Six, SC. Angel Lindle met the student victim about two years ago…when he was 14-years-old. She was his science teacher. He tells authorities that the relationship molestation began when Angel approached him, hugged and kissed him, and told him that she wanted to do the nasty with him. The teen stated that the two had sex between 40-50 times. He must have been a puny kid, because Angel provided him with three bottles of pills and told him they would ‘build muscle.’
The kid tried to end the relationship with Angel, through phone calls and text messages, but she just wouldn’t let it die. She tried to guilt-trip the kid by saying if he ended it, she would commit suicide. It was during one of those text sessions on Thursday, that Angel wrecked her car. The boy was worried that once Angel was released from the hospital, she would hunt him down and hurt him.
Angel Lindle was arrested on FridayFriday reviews
and charged with seven counts of second-degree criminal sexual contact with a minor. Her bond has been set at $126,000. Police seized several articles of Angel’s clothing that confirmed the teens allegations.
According to arrest warrant affidavits, Angel admitted to seven sexual encounters with the boy: Three times while parked on Warner Road, twice at an Economy Inn, once in a K-Mart parking lot, and once at her home in Donalds. The seven encounters she admitted to occurred between AugustAugust reviews
2008 and February 2009.
Angel took the time to say good-bye on her FacebookFacebook page when she knew an arrest was imminent. From early Friday morning: ‘Angel is very sad. Everything is over for her and I really mean everything all because of a lie. If anyone that had any sense heard it they would know it was not true.’ And just before her arrest: ‘Angel is good-bye to everyone.’ Boo-fucking-hoo….
My advice to the teen? Move. You don’t want to find your furry little pet bunny boiling in a stew pot on the stove.
7:55 am on February 24th, 2009
Perverts are always so fricking ugly.
Sick freaks
9:10 am on February 24th, 2009
Bye bye Angel you dumb bitch!
chocking the chicken between 7 & 10——highlarious (spelled it that way on purpose).
9:39 am on February 24th, 2009
LOL @ “bop his bologna”.
9:44 am on February 24th, 2009
what is so tempting about having sex with a kid? I DO NOT GET IT~
10:12 am on February 24th, 2009
Jaded, that was a fantastice write-up. Your literary skills are far above most. Great job.
As for these two… well, what more can be said….
10:32 am on February 24th, 2009
Why, thank you!
12:14 pm on February 24th, 2009
Reading here is always such an education! I had no idea there were so many colorful and fun ways to refer to male masturbation! Thank you, Jaded! I
12:34 pm on February 24th, 2009
Gross, and disgusting twat.
12:56 pm on February 24th, 2009
Danny Lovvorn , you are a dirty pig. Get some help, you loser.
Angela ‘Angel’ Lindle, you a sad, lonely fuck-up. You are obviously too immature to have a relationship with an adult man close to your own age. You Angela, are no Angel. Pathetic sex offender.
1:02 pm on February 24th, 2009
Oh you all…give the gal a break….Old Angela, thought she lived in Sixty-Nine,SC instead of Ninety-Six, she just happened to think that the whole town did this sort-of thang! Actually I believe she should be given a break, yep yep upside the head….DumbTwat Waffle!
As for Danny Boy, me thinks he’s addicted to Cialis or something……….Low-worn out penis….Ewwwwwww! *upchucking*
5:14 pm on February 24th, 2009
He’s at least consistent and reliable. For what it’s worth
6:31 pm on February 24th, 2009
Umm seriously? WTF? 21 hours a week dedicated to jacking off in your driveway…besides working 40 hours a week and sleeping almost as many hours, I dont think there is anything else I spend that much time doing. The vision of him cranking on it all sorts of ways is puke-worthy. UGH.
And Angel? Disgusting vile perv! I wonder if anymore of her students will come forth as being victmized as well. She holds all the responsibility for this, but where are the parents of the child? I dont get how so many kids are victimized like this…mutliple times even. Dont parents talk to kids anymore??? Are there no families with communication lines open, no more safe places for these kids to go to when shit like this goes down??? I hope they nail her harder than she could have ever imagined getting nailed by a 14 y/o.
7:23 pm on February 24th, 2009
I would’ve taken a waterhose to his ass.
7:24 pm on February 24th, 2009
I’m just going to put it out there. If you’re a female (or dude, for that matter) who has used the “I’ll kill myself” tactic to avoid a breakup…
Do it already.
Nobody likes a faker.
10:46 pm on February 24th, 2009
No shit, huh. Cuz that’ll make ‘em love you.
10:54 pm on February 24th, 2009
LMFWAO @ had time to update her FB page and let everyone know she was going down…this adds fuel to the fire that FB really IS crack and we will be seeing Intervention episodes about this very topic one day….
But I am confused? She says “…all because of a lie.” Then THIS:
So she didn’t fuck him and then lied about it when she said she DID those SEVEN times?! And WTF makes her retarded ass think seven is safe and 40-50 was a lie?! What a stupid selfish cunt.
11:28 pm on February 24th, 2009
She probably admitted to 7 times *after* he was 16. Sixteen being the age of consent in South Carolina, of course. It’s that *illegal* sex before he was 16 that she says is a lie I’m guessing.
11:56 pm on February 24th, 2009
I think So Jaded was trying to go for a record on how many variations on masturbation she could fit in. Too funny and I think she won the gold on this one.
1:22 am on February 25th, 2009
Did she give him Enzyte too?
1:56 am on February 25th, 2009
Believe it or not, I had more!
Just couldn’t fit them all into that little bitty story….
9:58 am on February 25th, 2009
This is my favorite DreaminDemon feature.
Of course, the vast majority of my being hopes that there is nothing to report next week. And the realistic slice that is left of me knows that Jaded will have to narrow the field down to only two sickos.
10:20 am on February 25th, 2009
Very interesting behavior. I wonder what color the sky is in her world. Maybe I still am holding on to unanswered fantasies, but I rarely feel bad for teenage boys that score with their teachers….that is, until those teachers go crazy and stalk them.
What is it with these teachers falling in love with teenage boys?
3:59 pm on February 25th, 2009
this guy is just lucky he doesn’t live on my street. if i saw some asshole wanking outside for three hours repeatedly, i wouldn’t be busting out the camera, but rather my shotgun.
what the fuck is wrong with this guy? i’m just wondering how he got away with this more than once.
what is life sciences anyway? is that one of those euphemisms for sex ed? my middle school had a name for it like that…if she really was the sex ed teacher then she took her job way too seriously.
i think someone already said this, but i agree. instead of just threatening to kill herself she should have done it. not only did she have sex with a 14 year old(when it started) who was her student, but then when her prey wanted out she goes all crazy stalker on him? even for south carolina, that’s just inappropriate.
oh, and how do you know you’ve spent too much time around teenagers? if you post emo crap like this on your facebook before getting arrested for molesting one of your students.
4:15 pm on February 25th, 2009
I love this site!
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9:08 pm on March 22nd, 2009
Well the AssClown, child molester took her own life so that was her final farewell. I hope no one thinks ill of me for not being sad about it, She was a teacher and she abused the hell out of that position. And I dont belive we should treat a female perv any different than a male one. So good ridance to bad rubish.
Cause of death, single gun shot wound to the head.
http://www.wyff4.com/news/18984260/detail.html
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=92502
2:23 am on March 24th, 2009
Finally, one of these pervs kept their word and offed herself. Keep it coming
3:07 am on March 24th, 2009
Mad props to Angel! Hope all the other pervs featured here would do the same.
8:57 am on March 24th, 2009
Hey, I often hear complaints about people always threatening suicide and never actually doing it. At least she has follow through. Of course now that kid is going to think her death is his fault. Beautiful gift she gave him, that.
1:15 am on March 27th, 2009
come on 40 or 50 times and he didn’t say anything? what guy in there right mind would tell there teacher no i’m not sayn that it’s not bad but come on both are at fault not just one. everyone is putting all the blame on her please maybe she had some mental probs or something she did shoot herself so that should say something is messed up
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