Bryon Huff Has Pedo Pants
February 17, 2009 by Jaded
Bryon Earl Huff
Happy Valley, OR–Bryon Earl Huff, 47, gets his jollies by exposing himself to young girls. He enjoys it so much, that he has specially modified sweatpants that allow him to flaunt his junk with ease and discretion. Ew.
Deputies were called to a Goodwill store in Happy Valley on a report of a man exposing himself. Though the 8-year-old female victim was not hurt in the incident, I think she might need some time to erase that vision from her mind. I need some brain bleach after picturing it….
Huff was found in the store. He was wearing black sweatpants that were specially tailored in the crotch so when they were moved a certain way, the family jewels were exposed. He was stripped of his pedo pants and they were bagged up as evidence.
This isn’t Huff’s first run-in with the law. He has been arrested no less than 21 times in the past 20 years for controlled substance and driving offenses. He has also been convicted twice for public indecency. If convicted on this charge, it could be enough to require him to register as a sex offender.
While arresting Huff, authorities found him to be in possession of a glass pipe with suspected methamphetamine residue on it. Bryon Earl Huff is being held without bail facing charges of public indecency, possession of methamphetamine and violating probation for an earlier drug possession conviction.
UnamusedCat has this posted in the forums.
6:31 am on February 17th, 2009
HOW DISGUSTING, WHAT A VISION IN MY HEAD FIRST THING THIS MORNING…. YUK YUK YUK
WELL AT LEAST HE DID NOT HARM HER OR ANYONE YET….. HE IS JUST A ACCIDENT TO HAPPEN SOON…………………..FOR HOW HE IS AND SOUNDS AND IS A DRUNK, DRUGGIE, PEDO, PERVERT YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOCK HIM UP FOR GOOD BECAUSE IF LET OUT OR NOT PUT IN,HE WILL CROSS THAT LINE…
GOD HOW DISGUSTING HE IS , WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE COME FROM
7:17 am on February 17th, 2009
NO. RELATION. As far as I know, thank God. He kinda looks like the other side of my family, actually. That’s why I live two states away.
7:19 am on February 17th, 2009
Hahaaa!! I spotted your name and was wondering if maybe we had a defender in our midst.
7:45 am on February 17th, 2009
47 yrs old my rass!!!
I’m glad that the little girl was not injured. He’s probably been doing this nonsense all of his adult life. That child will always be affected by this incident.
These freaks never change and need to be put away for ever-l was just talking to someone about establishing the types of prisons in the movies Demolition Man or Minority Report.
8:10 am on February 17th, 2009
OMG that is one ugly ass man.. He looks like he is a happy man. Nasty freak
8:24 am on February 17th, 2009
Wow, look how clever he looks in his photo. Ah, shucks, ya caught me. NOBODY, anywhere, at any age wants to see your old, ugly junk. You sick fuck. Please get more drugs and take as much as possible. Overdose and do us a favor. Blech!
8:42 am on February 17th, 2009
Damn! How many strikes and you’re out in Oregon? Obviously more than 20! Fucking sucks!
9:02 am on February 17th, 2009
I don’t know what creeps me out more… The image of him doing this, the fact that he had specially made “pedo pants” (I’m sure he called them his Happy Pants or something stupid like that) or that FUCKING CREEPY AS HELL MUG SHOT!!! Seriously dude… Either that was some high grade meth or your pretty damn proud of yourself.
9:09 am on February 17th, 2009
Wow Im sure no one that was deaf blind and drunk would want that and I agree that he should do as much drugs as possible so that he can OD
9:15 am on February 17th, 2009
What a brave little tailor! Exposing his decrepit jewels to the little girlies.
I think he should have to register as a sex offender. Poor girl. Gives me the shivers just thinking about it and now she’ll probably have that image in her head for the rest of her life!
10:12 am on February 17th, 2009
That guy IS NOT 47.
10:19 am on February 17th, 2009
According to the police report, his DOB is 10/5/1961. Meth, it does a body bad.
11:07 am on February 17th, 2009
He deserves a head stomping based on the ’smugshot’ alone
11:48 am on February 17th, 2009
Sick freak. A menance to society, arrested 21 times. Get a life loser!
11:58 am on February 17th, 2009
Little bit of arsenic, maybe a little cyanide, throw in some sugar to make it taste good, and….
*POOF*
BAD GUY GONE. No muss, No fuss.
12:20 pm on February 17th, 2009
seems crazy, doesn’t it
12:23 pm on February 17th, 2009
I’m afraid, at his age, his life is what you see. He will never be able to turn this trainwreck around.
1:28 pm on February 17th, 2009
LMFWAO!
I say we raise reward $ for whoever can get us a pic of these britches!
Did this happen in Indiana? Do we have the right location on this story??? Only KIDDING, lmao
2:16 pm on February 17th, 2009
Uh…Uh…Oh hells to the no! We share the same birthday. Same year!!!!!!! Gotta be a mistake…*walks away in disgust…
2:16 pm on February 17th, 2009
***runs back grinning…Damn, I look great for 47!!!
7:32 pm on February 17th, 2009
Well, at least he looks really ashamed and sorry. . . . . . NOT! That poor girl! Seeing him from the neck up is bad enough!!
10:38 pm on February 17th, 2009
for FUCKS sake look at him!
12:24 am on February 18th, 2009
That fucking mugshot is SCARY!! Whew. If the pens didn’t scare the little girl, the face probably did. I think they should cut of his dick and give him back his pedo pants. I wonder if he’ll still want to show it off??
5:35 am on February 18th, 2009
Damn! I look even better! I am no longer 47… or 48… or a bunch of numbers. I’m glad my husband doesn’t look that skanky old either.
There should be a law against bald guys with long hair.
7:24 am on February 18th, 2009
What a happy nasty man!
7:25 am on February 18th, 2009
Poor child. I couldnt imagine being in a store and catching a quick glimpse at anyone’s “thang” but especially not his. I mean…just wow…. I wonder how the mom in this situation reacted. Other than calling the cops and getting the hell outta there…what to do you do? What to you say to your child?? I think im speachless….
7:29 am on February 18th, 2009
Haha…added this block quote and forgot to respond to it…woopsie. ADD …I apologize
Well by the sounds of it this was no one time incident. He apparently has an obsession with his “peter”. Which I personally find rather weird but maybe thats just me. And I dare say that given his criminal history, his name probably does belong on the sex offender list. He’s a creep-o and shouldnt be allowed near children AT ALL….. cuz really…whats next??
7:56 am on February 18th, 2009
I don’t even want to think about what could be next.
5:58 pm on February 18th, 2009
When I was 19, I worked at a mom and pop place that sold EVERYTHING you could ever need, including dirty videos. This CREEPY guy used to come in about once a week and buy a new movie. He always was barefoot, and wore these odd brown pants. Well, one day he came in and bent over right in front of where I was standing, and yup, you guessed it, his junk came out a nicely cut round hole in his pants! I didn’t know what to do, I was so shocked, so I just stood there with my mouth agape. He then stood up, turned around, and gave me the most disgusting shit-eating grin ever. I still get queasy thinking about it all these years later.
PS–I told the owner, and he wouldn’t ban the guy from the store because he was good for business! Jerk!
6:01 pm on February 18th, 2009
ok, this dirty disgusting fuckwad needs to be castrated and burned alive, for real. he’s had 20 strikes and he doesn’t need any more. let’s just get all the obvious stuff out of the way.
no, what really amazes me about this is that someone with such a long history of drug abuse had enough functioning brain cells left to think up such a complicated way to be a perv. this is the first time i’ve ever heard of anything like this, and i’m worried that some assclown might be inspired by this guy. if i was in LE, this is the kind of information i’d try to keep out of the public eye to dissuade copycats. especially because i don’t think i could see to many of these sick pedos before i started dealing out capital punishment by my own hands.
and furthermore, how does someone specially tailor sweatpants to do ANYTHING? isn’t that kind of structurally impossible? no, wait a minute, i don’t want to know. i already need brain bleach and eye bleach after seeing this guy’s FACE, i don’t need any more mental pictures.
6:40 pm on February 18th, 2009
Yah, you want to know. He cut a hole in a strategic place. Pedo pants could be the next rage. They also come in handy when a bum wants to piss in a public place.
11:56 pm on February 18th, 2009
He’s been arrested 21 times and STILL isn’t registered as a Sex Offender? Okay, our Judicial System needs some real judges and cops who didn’t cheat on their final exams. What else could be the damn problem?
12:01 am on February 19th, 2009
He’s only been busted for indecent exposure twice…the other crimes were misdemeanors I think. Third time’s a charm…if convicted this time, he will have to register. Not like that is a deterrent or anything.
12:27 am on February 19th, 2009
I know they say that pedophiles don’t have a certain look and that they can be anyone but fuck this guy looks like a pedophile, for sure!
12:33 am on February 19th, 2009
I really wish they all looked like this guy….then they could be easily spotted and dealt with.
4:59 pm on February 19th, 2009
yuck city. no, i think i was better off not knowing about this craptacular invention. it’s like someone finally figured out a way to make sweatpants more disgusting. somehow i don’t think pedo pants will be on any hot list of spring ‘09 men’s fashion.
i do know this, should i ever happen to spot anyone wearing this new fashion mistake, i will immediately beat them to death with whatever blunt objects are available.
2:49 pm on February 20th, 2009
Gotta confess I am dying to know what they look like, too
How is it done?
And what strategic place would this be where it only shows when they move a certain way?
Sorry, I really do need the explanation to be a bit more detailed. (Apologies to those of you who were eating. Probably a good time to delay reading the rest of these comment, just in case someone accommodates me.)
5:13 pm on February 20th, 2009
Ya plannin on making a pair? LMFAO
10:42 am on February 21st, 2009
Nah. I am not equipped to make use of them
I am, however, cursed with a brain that will return to this subject until it is satisfied that it understands what the mechanism was; so please, please – pretty please with sugar on top – someone explain!
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