
Aasiya and Muzzammil Hasan
Valentine’s day. Friday the 13th. I know which one of these scares me more. So many couples fall apart as this horrid holiday approaches. Muzzammil Hassan took this quite literally. Due to a threatened divorce from Aasiya, Muzzammil lost his head a bit, and then made sure his wife lost hers all the fucking way.
The irony here is that Muzzammil Hassan started his own TV station in Buffalo, NY five years ago in order to combat the negative image of Muslims in the United States. I’m thinking that whatever good he did was dented just a tad when he sawed his wife’s head off of her torso.
Aasiya Z. Hassan, age 37, placed an “Order of Protection” against her husband one week ago today, the beginnings of her divorce proceedings. Obviously this caused the good Muslim Hassan to lose face in the community, so he did what any good reader of the Koran would do after being humiliated by the lesser of the two genders. He lopped her head off.
Afterward, he calmly strolled into the Orchard Park police station to report her death and possibly to seek his reward or medal for good Muslim behavior. This is possibly a custom that Hassan should have left in the Middle East if he was concerned about the perception American’s have of his people. You are not doing your faith any favors, there, buddy.
The murder weapon has not yet been located. No word on what this will mean for Bridges TV, the television station devoted to cultural togetherness founded by Hassan. Since one of the founding members is tragically in two large pieces and the other will be spending a few years behind bars, one can only assume that the board and investors will want somebody’s head for this.
To deepen this tragedy, the Hassan’s leave four poor children who are now without a head-of-household.
Thanks to Philly Phan, who got this story rollin’ in the forums. Thanks for the heads-up, Philly Phan.
Tags: Decapitation, Murder
























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