Bradenton, FL–Domestic violence is never funny…really. But, every once in a while, the manner in which someone abuses their partner, is. Take James Farrell for instance. Among his arsenal of weapons: urine, eggs, water, and lighter fluid.
During an argument with his girlfriend, Farrell threw a cup of urine in her face. A cup of urine. Where did this cup of urine come from? Was it leftover from a party? Saved for a drug test? Does he just keep cups of his pee laying around the house for such an occasion? To further add to his girlfriend’s humiliation, he started to pelt her with eggs. A half-dozen eggs. He must be oblivious to the many starving children in Ethiopia who would do almost anything for a scrambled egg or two.
Farrell wasn’t done yet. He squirted charcoal lighter fluid on the poor woman and taunted her with a lit piece of paper. And at some point in the melee, he dumped several gallons of water on her. I have to wonder why the woman stuck around and continued to be abused that way. Unless she was shackled and duct taped to a chair, I can’t see why she didn’t make a run for it. I would have to be comatose before I let anyone get away with throwing piss in my face.
James Farrell, 49, was arrested and charged with aggravated domestic assault and battery. He was released on $30,000 bail. To Farrell’s girlfriend…run. Run fast and run far! Next time it might be a plate of #2.Tags: aggravated domestic assault, Battery, Bradenton, Florida