Happy Birthday Gloria Murphy
February 3, 2009 by Jaded
Gloria Murphy
Dayton, OH–You will have to pardon me while I choke and gag my way through this story. Gloria Murphy just celebrated her 55th birthday on Wednesday. She felt she deserved a ’special’ treat on her big day, don’t we all? I usually pamper myself with a new pair of hot jeans, or a new doo-hickey for my computer. GloriaGLORIA
poo-pooed all the traditional gifts, she decided she wanted to bed a 12-year-old neighborhood boy…and she did.
The whole nasty thing started late Wednesday evening and continued into the early morning hours the next day. There has to be a joke in there about stamina, but I’m way too nauseated to come up with one. Anyway, the youngster spilled his guts to an adult about the encounter and Gloria was arrested on FridayFriday reviews.
Now, I have a big problem with this story. What idiot fucking parent allowed their young son to have a sleep-over with that old hag? I want names! The thing is, this kid didn’t have to be coerced into bed…he did it willingly. Authorities are calling it rape because of his age, not because of any type of force. At any rate, that kid needs some counseling, and maybe a set of prescription glasses. And don’t give me that whole story about how young boys will do anything with a pulse…Gloria looks like she barely has one.
Gloria Murhy is being held on $25,000 bond and is being charged with rape. A background check reveals no previous arrests or convictions. Look lady, there are plenty of men your own age who would willingly hit your stuff…stay away from the kiddos, k? I’m going to go and bleach out my imagination now, thanks Gloria.
12:29 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Dear God, I’m 53, but dayyym… It looks like some of the Munchkins pulled the house off of her, after all. I could never have allowed that dried-up piece of old shoe leather anywhere near my johnson at twelve. That boy needs some kind of SERIOUS mental health help.
12:31 pm on February 3rd, 2009
I know, right? WTF was that kid thinking? I have to wonder if she paid him, or gave him an XBox, or a car…or something.
12:32 pm on February 3rd, 2009
TOTALLY DISGUSTING AND THAT KID HAS NO EYESIGHT IT SEEMS AND WHAT ON EARTH, WAS SHE THINKING????? HOW ABOUT THE KIDS MOM, HEY MOM, AT TWELVE YEARS OLD, I AM GOING TO SLEEP AT THE 55 YEAR OLD NEIGHBORS HOUSE, IN WHICH SHE HAS NO KIDS HIS AGE,? WOULD THAT NOT SEND UP CLUES COME ON THESE STORIES ARE SO UNBELIEVALBE THAT YOU HAVE TO WONDER
1:04 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Question is, is he her 1st minor or is this how she celebrates her birthday?
she sure looks a hell of a lot older
1:43 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Well, at least the boy knows what it would be like to fuck the Crypt Keeper.
1:44 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Bwahahahahaaa!
1:44 pm on February 3rd, 2009
I find the Crypt Keeper to be slightly more attractive.
1:46 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Seriously, Morbid. Do you have some type of cutting edge face recognition search engine that throws up (pun intended) these amazing likenesses for you? Or do you just watch too many movies?
1:51 pm on February 3rd, 2009
I hope he wasn’t bragging it up and that is how it came to light.
“Hey, Dad! I did that old lady that looks like Palpatine from Star Wars!!“
1:51 pm on February 3rd, 2009
That is Nasty!
There’s no way this antique is only 55
Maybe this kid aspires to be a paleontologist when he grows up why else would he want to bang a dinosaur?
2:01 pm on February 3rd, 2009
The joke should be
“someone’s been taking her centrum silver”
Bwahahahah
Okay..I am mean.
But seriously I am still stymied why this bitch who looks like she was born in 2000 BC would want to have anything to do with a 12 year old and why a 12 year old would want anything to do with her.
YUCKY!
2:31 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Ewwww! No way she’s 55! The Crypt keeper looks better than her! I thought at first she looked like Gollum with hair! There’s no way that kid was sober! *gag*
2:46 pm on February 3rd, 2009
She’s ONLY 55?! She looks to be ALOT older than that. By the way, I’d like to get her stylist’s name and number…that’s JUST HOW I want MY hair!
WTF w/ the 12 yr old, lady? I mean really?! I’m sure your twat has seen more than enough penis in your lifetime…what could that 12 yr old possibly do for you? I mean, really. And what did you give him to drink or drug him? Of course he told someone! He’s 12 and he fucked a woman old enough to be his mom’s mom!
2:48 pm on February 3rd, 2009
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or………spit it out So Jaded. Okay I will a BJ. LOL Yall quit talking about my mamma that way.
3:15 pm on February 3rd, 2009
I am speechless. Never mind I do have something to say…WTF???
3:17 pm on February 3rd, 2009
That explains it !!!!! That made me laugh out loud.
4:03 pm on February 3rd, 2009
PUKE!!!!
4:19 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Wow. Somebody fell from the ugly tree and hit 99.9% of the branches.
4:20 pm on February 3rd, 2009
The kid must have been drugged. Really, she’s, well, can’t say exactly….the words escape me.
Incredibly disgusting!
6:44 pm on February 3rd, 2009
All I have to say is one word… EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
7:23 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Nothing pisses me off more than when they change a story after I already have it written! Here’s some more facts on this whole nasty mess…
The 12-year-old child was staying with Gloria while his dad recovered from an auto accident.
Gloria offered children celebrating her birthday alcohol. Soooo, the kid might’a been a bit buzzed. Big surprise.
Two children from Gloria’s b-day party, both under 16, ran home the next morning and told their parents that they saw Gloria bumpin’ nasties with the 12-year-old. So, it was a sleep-over, of sorts. Gross.
According to police, none of the other children at the party consumed alcohol or participated in sexual encounter.
I still don’t see any charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
7:33 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Why in the hell was she having a party with teenagers to begin with? Couldn’t she make any friends at Bingo? And what the hell were these dumbass parents thinking to allow their kids to sleep over at the Crypt keeper’s house to begin with? She traded her panties in for depends AGES ago, so I knew the boy HAD to of been wasted to even want to tap that grey goose! Freaking nasty pedophiles! Any sex, any age!
7:37 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Oh, and sorry SoJaded, thanks for the update! Forgot to ty while I was venting!
8:13 pm on February 3rd, 2009
OMFG as the mother of adult kids if that had been my son Id fucking kill her with my bare hands.And WTF kinda war has she been through??My moms 67 and looks 1/2 her age!!Thats gods way of getting back at her making her look so skanky skeleton type!
9:12 pm on February 3rd, 2009
I can’t believe she’s 55 y.o. (runs quickly to the mirror). I’m 52 and was really scared for a minute. For the record, I NEVER, not one single time, thought of my boys’ friends in that fashion. Just flat out turns my stomach.
Thanks for the update SoJaded, not that it really changes my mind though.
Ugh.
9:53 pm on February 3rd, 2009
Noooo…I don’t think so.
9:39 am on February 4th, 2009
I was thinking they both had to be FUBAR!!!! Hee hee
11:00 am on February 4th, 2009
Nah…if she has a place to live, and a job/small bank account/disability stipend, some drunken old loser would have been more than happy to move in and give her the Viagra bone.
And count me as another who can’t believe she’s only 55. 155 is more like it. You know, any time I get a little depressed because I found another gray hair? I just run over to DD for a little reminder that, comparatively, I am a freakin’ middle-aged beauty queen.
11:25 am on February 4th, 2009
LMAO! pretty good likeness there…
4:19 pm on February 4th, 2009
im with you! Where are the parents? And we should be questioning their parenting because no 12 year old should even know what sex is, much less be doing it, and especially not with someone whol looks older than Grandma. This is very repulsive from every angle I read from. The boys got issued deeper than even counseling can cure, the hag….just wow…. and the parents should be ashamed. I dont even really know what to think….. just wow
9:38 pm on February 4th, 2009
My Hubby’s called her the Crypt Keeper without even seeing Morbid’s post. HA!
3:50 pm on February 5th, 2009
Well, I guess the boy wasn’t looking at her face. I can’t believe that she’s only 55. There must be at least a 30 year mistake here.
3:58 pm on February 5th, 2009
I agree that they shouldn’t be doing it, but I don’t think anybody gets to 12 without having an inkling about what sex is. Personally I am rather relieved they taught us about it at school so I didn’t have to get myself into stupid situations to learn about it later.
At twelve, sex was something gross adults did with the parts of their bodies that were actually intended for peeing with and I thought my parents had probably done it twice, – once to have my sister and once to have me; but I sure as hell “knew” what it was to the very limited extent that I understood it.
4:42 pm on February 5th, 2009
I wonder if he’ll have nightmares?
4:47 pm on February 5th, 2009
Im with you…but at the same time… and in a perfect world… I think that teaching kids about sex so young takes away their innocence. I understand that this generation, the genteration I too grew up in, is not what it used to be. Its a though world out there. Being a parent right now is NOT an easy task! So someone remind me again why I chose to become pregnant! JK…. There’s a lot I had to deal with growing up that my parents just could not undertsnad because it was unheard of in their time. Sadly enough, it’s only going to get worse. I hate it though…. I want my innocent little sweet pea that comes out in 8 months to be innocent forever! I just hate reading these stories and becoming more and more familiar with the evils of the world because I just want to protect my baby! I hate to admit that this shit exists and it scares the hell outta me to think that it could be my child that this happens to.
I promise you this though my fellow DD friends…as a parent to be in just months from now……If anyone were to hurt my child…you will read my name! I will go down in history for the most brutal murder known to man kind to the bastard that dares to lay a hand on my child! This is my word! DONT FUCK WITH THE MAMA BEAR’S CUBS!!!
4:57 pm on February 5th, 2009
Some girls start their period at twelve, at eleven even. No matter how innocent you’d like to keep them, it is not fair to not warn them before that happens.
5:08 pm on February 5th, 2009
She gives me nightmares – and that’s just her face. I shudder to think what the other end of that hag looks like. *shivers*
5:24 pm on February 5th, 2009
I feel like “innocence” is a mirage created by adults. I mean, does anyone remember losing it? I got sex ed for the first time in 4th grade. I didn’t feel any different the day after. Besides, little kids lie, cheat and steal. They’re far from “innocent”. And while you walk on eggshells to maintain their “innocence”, they’ve got their hands down each other’s pants in the fort out back.
Withholding information from children for your own piece of mind is absurd and dangerous. The only reason you (the proverbial “you”, not any “you” in particular) feel weird about discussing it is because your parents did. It’s a throw back to the days when sex was immoral. If you’re chill about it and don’t act all awkward, knowledge of sex won’t affect them any differently than learning about the ocean or if bugs sleep.
6:04 pm on February 5th, 2009
Dayum! How can someone get THAT ugly in only 55 years?
9:19 pm on February 5th, 2009
Once again, you are the best bro LoLoLoLoL
1:49 am on February 6th, 2009
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Now,since days are changing girls are starting at 9 or even younger.
I’m in intern at baylor in dallas,tx and we had a girl come in she was 8 yrs old and she already was having her period.
Im also wondering have her and this kid been intimate before then, and they just so happened to get caught this time?
2:16 am on February 6th, 2009
god damn, she looks around 72. sheesh, buy the woman some oil of olay or a bag, maybe 2.
shivers…blegh
I guarantee that kid won’t be braggin to his buddies about losing his virginity to the beaut Gloria.
8:13 am on February 6th, 2009
I imagine she was supposed to be babysitting. What parent would assume this ugly old beyotch would rape a kid? It’s hard to even think of it without barfing up my morning coffee.
The fact that he did it willingly is a nonissue, of course, since it’s rape by statute.
8:28 am on February 6th, 2009
Thanks Athena…I know I know…Im just nervous! Being a parent kind of scares me. I dont want to do anything wrong! I want healthy , happy and innocent little angels! I know I cant shelter them from everything and of course I want them to know about sex, its reprecautions, and thier options. I guess Im just kind of old fashioned (ironic for as young as I am), and just wish their innocemce could stay forever!
Im a pregnant mama afterall….. my instincts, drams and hopes for my child are forming!
8:35 am on February 6th, 2009
Yeah, kids experiment, etc, all the time.
Kids are curious about bodies and body parts and the things that can be done with them, and there are people who are interested in taking advantage of that fact. That’s exactly why education is so important. “Innocence” is one thing, and “ignorance” is another. The more ignorant the child is, the more likely their innocence will be shattered in horrifying ways.
9:45 am on February 6th, 2009
That is some funny crap!!!!
9:47 am on February 6th, 2009
I am with you on that!
4:54 pm on February 12th, 2009
was he crazy!!! she’s so old scientist could ask her how the world was created!
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