Harvey Baker & Alexios Alexander Had A Plan

January 19, 2009 by impqueen  

This article written and submitted by our member DamagedGoods.  Thanks, DG!

Harvey Baker (left) and Alexios Alexander

Sacramento, CA – Harvey Baker, 47, and Alexios Alexander, 40, are brilliant guys with a brilliant plan.

Phase 1: Collect police uniforms

Phase 2 – Storm,then rob house

Phase 3 – Profit!

Sounds pretty damned foolproof to me!  How on earth did they not succeed?
Well, for starters, they probably should have made sure they both had the same reason for demanding entry. Strangely enough, 22 year old Billy Petree was a little suspicious when one “officer” tells him they are there on a raid, and the other says they are there for loud music. On the other hand, they did have real guns, and so managed to gain entry. Now, if the mixed up reasons they gave hadn’t convinced Mr. Petree they were real cops, somehow I doubt holding a loaded gun to the back of his daughter’s head helped.

They proceeded to handcuff Mr. Petree, and rummage through his stuff stealing jewelry, and knick-knacks. I don’t know about you, but I hate when the cops do that; you’re just sitting there minding your own business when they bust down your door and steal your knick-knacks!

What do you mean that never happens to you?

Whilst dumb and dumber were absconding with the aforementioned knick-knacks, Mr. Petree found a phone and called 911 and simply left the line open. Real deputies showed up, fake deputies had bolted…

Bobby Dwyer, sitting on his front porch, saw a cop running away from his neighbor, he thought it a bit odd. He then took off after the cop as well, they caught him, and then cuffed him with his own cuffs (Hey! how often will THAT opportunity arise?). Bobby Dwyer and Billy Petree, you are now on the list of my heroes… The real cops managed to also catch the partner after chasing him over fences and through a creek; I imagine they were very nice to him, for giving them a nice scenic run.

A search of Alexios Alexander nets the following interesting hits:

http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/…Off0317799.htm – A Rip-off Report entry by what I assume is his ex-wife about him. I suppose there could be another Alexios Alexander in Sacramento, but I doubt it.

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/myronpi…lons-can-vote/ – Which has an interesting second comment that seems to be about him.

http://www.co.el-dorado.ca.us/sherif…GNUM=JN0900320 – His booking info.

He also seems to be registered with www.classmates.com, alumnisite.com and www.myschoolreunited.com

Idiot number 2 aka Harvey Baker alas remains more mysterious, but here’s his booking info:  http://www.co.el-dorado.ca.us/sherif…GNUM=JN0900316

Here is the press release from the sheriff. Another article with video is here.

Thankfully no one was hurt in this moronic endeavor. Both Alexander and Baker were booked into the El Dorado County Jail January 13 on multiple charges, including robbery,conspiracy, and kidnapping.  They are each being held on a total of twenty million dollars bond.