Thomas Van-Hook Offers His Services
January 12, 2009 by Jaded
Jasper, TX–Thomas Van-Hook, 55, is offering up cheap babysitting services. For a paltry $12.00, Van-Hook will take care of the little buggers for the entire weekend. You must be thinking to yourself, ‘What’s the catch?’ Well, Van-Hook has one requirement…they must be female children and they must be between the ages of 11 months and 9 years.
Over the last couple of weeks, Van-Hook’s flyers have been popping up all over the place in Jasper County. Here is a copy of the ad:

Being that this is the Dreamin’ Demon, you probably aren’t surprised at the fact that Van-Hook is a registered sex offender. He has victimized at least three little girls in the past; a 3-year-old in 1986, and two girls, aged 4 and 6, in 1995. He was convicted each time for indecency with a child by exposing himself. And here he is in 2009 looking for some new victims.
Authorities were having a difficult time trying to find a way to charge Van-Hook with a crime…he was off parole and had completed all necessary sentencing requirements. Van-Hook had no stipulations to stay away from children, even though he is classified as a high-risk offender.
A law enforcement source told The Examiner that Van-Hook’s latest victim may be a 2-year-old girl. ‘From what I was told they began investigating this after a little girl was left with him,’ the source said. ‘Because she is so young she can’t make an outcry and unless he injured her the exam isn’t going to reveal anything. And because he has served his time, I am not sure what we can do about it until he victimizes another child. This guy is a sick bastard.’ I second that.
Authorities stated that they are not aware of anyone that has responded to Van-Hook’s advertisements, nor are they aware of any recent victims. They do wish to speak with anyone who may have left their child with Van-Hook. I’d also like to have a word or two with any parent that would leave their child with a pervy old geezer.
To top off the whole ‘ick’ factor, in 2004, Van-Hook fired off a 7-page letter to Procter & Gamble Company, the makers of Pampers diapers. Van-Hook asked them if they would show more genital shots in their commercials. He thought that their commercials should show a little girl laying on a couch for a diaper change ‘with her little legs wide open.’ He also thinks that diaper wipes should be used on girls as old as nine. This was the closing line in his nasty manifesto folks; ‘there should not be a problem of your showing a nine-year-old girl’s beautiful, pretty little hairless …’ Um, W.T.F. The P & G Company shot a copy of the letter to the Jasper County Sheriff’s Department.
The sheriff’s department must have come up with something, Van-Hook was arrested FridayFriday reviews
. He’s being held on $300,000 bond. I’m not finding a whole lot of information on this guy and I have no idea what he is being charged with. Let’s hope that whatever they charge him with, it sticks.
UnamusedCat has her claws in this pervy bastard in the forums. Thanks UC.


6:39 am on January 12th, 2009
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
This guy is a LOOSER and HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT OF JAIL IN THE FIRST PLACE
That is our judicial system, let him out and maybe he will register himself and get on the right track??? Yeah right????
Yes i hope whatever charges it will stick as well
PLEASE TELL ME THERE are not idiots who would get babysitting done by someone over the internet or his stupid ad….
what a sick sick sick sick individual and he needs to be put down like we do our pets, just put him away forever he is a GREAT RISK in SOCIETY? Don’t ya think????????
I PRAY NO ONE HAS LET THIS FREAK WATCH THEIR CHILD AT ALL
6:47 am on January 12th, 2009
I am fucking speechless.. Just take him out back and shoot him like a sick dog that he is.
7:08 am on January 12th, 2009
Thought this was gonna be a Faces of Meth piece . . . wow, is this shitbag flaunting his no restrictions status or begging to go back to jail?
7:18 am on January 12th, 2009
Thanks, Jaded. Coffee? Meet nose.
I’m sorry, but this guy is so blatant and half-assed that I can’t help but laugh. I hope he hasn’t harmed anyone else. And I hope the police have something that will stick.
But… EW….LOL….EW….LOL….EW….LOL. That’s all I got.
8:08 am on January 12th, 2009
What would that guy look like if he had to smile?
I called the # and it is rings and rings. probably being forensiclly gone thru,.
The Pampers thing is over the top. Why can’t we execute this fucker?
I keep thinking WWID?
What Would Iran Do
.
8:35 am on January 12th, 2009
Yuck!!!
I guess another liberal judge felt sorry for the prev.
pray he didn’t hurt anyone new
8:40 am on January 12th, 2009
9:41 am on January 12th, 2009
this is why we MUST NEVER let these ANIMALS back out on the streets..THEY CAN NOT BE CURED!!!!! When is the government going to understand that…you let these sick fucks out and they rape and murder children and then the justice system sits there with its d*ck in its hand and says ” whoops!!!! This SCUM BAG needs to die in jail…preferably die in general but since there is no balls or backbone in this country’s judicial system he can sit in a hole in a wall for the rest of his disgusting revolting life
10:13 am on January 12th, 2009
Great writeup as usual, Jaded.
And holy cats. There really could be a case made that anyone dumb enough to put up those ads and send that P&G missive is mentally incompetent and a danger to himself or others. In this case, little girl others. A nice locked unit for dementia patients and a little Haldol/Depo-Provera cocktail ought to help keep him under control.
Or, y’know, a restraint chair.
10:29 am on January 12th, 2009
Once again, makes me so proud to live in Texas! We have the most intelligent caring people in the world! NOT!!!
10:43 am on January 12th, 2009
Executing all of them is unrealistic at this point and I realize I sound like a Nazi here BUT:
Aren’t there openings @ Guantanamo where these sick fucks could be legitimately studied (AND locked in cages?)
10:46 am on January 12th, 2009
Does being a pedo cause toof loss too?
10:58 am on January 12th, 2009
… Only if they get caught by a pissed-off dad, or mom. Or maybe, a cop that has him in a dark alleyway.
11:21 am on January 12th, 2009
The advertisement itself screams “PEDOPHILE”…and after seeing him along w/ the ad, any parent in their right mind would not and should not leave their children w/ this POS! His permanent frown and Popeye good looks would be enough to scare anyone off!
11:26 am on January 12th, 2009
PEGLEGSKID, I have said this time and time again, i fully agree and i am on your side and the judge was probably a liberal, lets save everyone, we can save these idiots, but hey on another note, i will keep you posted because remember that ass charlie myers fromohio, well the judge is my boss’s brother in that case pretty interesting
later
11:31 am on January 12th, 2009
execute him for being into girls
nothing if he liked boys
What I don’t understand is why they keep letting these molesters out of jail, when they know DAM well they can’t be cured. Not just judges also parole boards and not just liberals.
11:32 am on January 12th, 2009
I just threw up in my mouth-ALOT!
Foul! Just fucking foul!
11:35 am on January 12th, 2009
Any parent that would response affirmatively to a “flyer” that includes such content or remotely looks anything like that is a complete douchebag.
Agreed.
11:59 am on January 12th, 2009
From the second I read “little girls only” I would’ve thought something was up. And the $12.00 for the entire weekend…WTF!!!!! Who would leave their 2 year old child, or any child of any age with a man who will only babysit little girls and only charge $12.00?? What woman, or man, in their right mind would do that?
2:13 pm on January 12th, 2009
See I’m not normally for the “death” thing, but I have to admit this was my first thought this time.
2:20 pm on January 12th, 2009
Oh, yeah, because liberals (which are oh-so abundant in Texas) are totally pro-molestor. Christ. Must we be so partisan?
No, this is a case of a guy who simply slipped through some cracks, and continues to do so. He was charged several times and presumably seen by multiple judges, none of whom could do much of anything considering the crimes he committed (exposing himself vs. something more serious like rape). I’d say this has illustrated a significant hole in Texas law. The question is, will they do anything to close it?
While I do hate the prospect of anyone getting hurt by circumstances like these, I’m glad that they show just how ineffective registries are. Much like protective orders, they don’t actively protect anyone.
3:14 pm on January 12th, 2009
Need more of those pissed off cops and parents!!
3:16 pm on January 12th, 2009
LoL, only a sick ass pedo would think of something like this, The mind of the serriously demented PedoTard. Wonder how long it took him to come up with just the right price?? $12.oo ??, They must have some pretty stupid people living in his area if they fell for this one “Hook” , line and sinker.
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I did a reverse Phone# search and its a land line #
Thomas Vanhook
907 S Bowie St, Jasper, TX 75951-4704
(409) 384-5180 Type: Land Line
Provider: Southwestern Bell
Location: Jasper, TX
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I also did a search on the Texas sex Offender, site by address and found 38, offenders in his zip code and 16 within a 2 mile radius of his address ?????
3:34 pm on January 12th, 2009
Oh I think I am going to be sick today! GROSS, FUCKING DISTURBING AND GROSS!
4:14 pm on January 12th, 2009
I’m sorry but any parent who left their little girl in the hands of that sicko after reading that “ad” are complete fucking morons. Hopefully anyone who did see that ad didn’t leave their little girl with him and if they did the police to hold them accountable. That ad screams pedophile.
4:47 pm on January 12th, 2009
Amen.
10:58 pm on January 12th, 2009
I can’t believe anyone that got a good look at him would even consider him as a babysitter. He has the classic ‘Dirty Old Man’ look. Bah!
11:06 pm on January 12th, 2009
He should of never been let out of jail after the very first child he touched.
This truly sickens me and for his age, I KNOW he has had a lot more victims than just the few that are known about.
It’s THINGS like this that are creeping across our lands, hiding in the shadows, and slipping through the cracks that parents need to take notice of. Just disgusting!
11:46 pm on January 12th, 2009
Just looking at that guy makes me want to beat his ass. I’ve seen similar weirdos hanging around the local shelter. He actually looks like a man who tried to steal my wive’s purse at Meijer’s last year. She creamed him with her elbow and another good citizen held him for police. He’s lucky I was not there. I think if he even glanced at my family, I would take his head off literally. Fucking freak.
12:38 am on January 13th, 2009
Thomas’s step brother another freakin Perv was at his house when the PoPo came a knockin, They found 3 garbage bags of “sexual Paraphernalia” . So they got him on 2 parole violations,
Ohh yah, another version of the baby sitter add was :
5:27 am on January 13th, 2009
I can’t even believe this guy exists. Is this a joke?
7:13 am on January 13th, 2009
Seriously? Ok really? Now im forced to put myself in the “parent’s shoes”. Although I have no kids yet, still, when I see a man that looks like this, I most certainly would not even concider leaving my children with him. I know we aren’t supposed to judge a book by its cover but serisously? Not to sound sexist by any means… but doesnt an older man “babysitter” send up a red flag to anyone else?? I think its poor decision making on the parent’s behalf.
Now as for him. There is obviously no excuse for him to see daylight. The justice system, for some ungodly reason, allows these pervs to live a (for the most part) “normal life” post jail. How is that right? You rape children! For shits sake. I really cant think of a worse crime. This country just asks for repeted offenders. Its like we have accepted it. You rape/assault/kill/physically harm a child….death rowe. Thats all I have to say. In a perfect world, there would be no second chances. “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” ….aka “Once a sex offender, always a sex offender.” Has this no bearing anymore??
1:18 pm on January 13th, 2009
For real!
I would not let him watch my dog, let alone my kids!
I think a bullet between the eyes would be sufficent for him
11:58 am on January 17th, 2009
Ugh. I just almost fucking puked when I read this.
1:24 pm on January 17th, 2009
WTF!
Does he think he’s clever? Parents will never figure it out?
AND if parents DO leave their children with this asshole, they should be charged, too.
Fucking retards.
P&G did right by notifying the police about this twisted old creeper. I can’t believe he ACTUALLY wrote a 7 page letter whining about wanting to see little girl’s genitalia. I’m speechless. Kill him already.
6:42 pm on January 18th, 2009
Are you fucking kidding me?! Dude, WTF is wrong with this picture. He just LOOKS like damn pedophile. What moron is going to leave their child with this douche bag?? Good grief.
Death is just too good for some shit bags.
His mother should’ve just swallowed.
6:45 pm on January 18th, 2009
That is funnyyyyyyyyyy and true
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