The Evans’ Have Priorities

Heather’s so purty!
I say we make speed-bumps out of them both.
Didn’t they realize…They have OPTIONS dammit!

Heather’s so purty!
I say we make speed-bumps out of them both.
Didn’t they realize…They have OPTIONS dammit!

Just wanted to say Thank You to SoJaded for not posting the close up of Heather before I’ve had breakfast. You’re a real sweetie!

Just wanted to say Thank You to SoJaded for not posting the close up of Heather before I’ve had breakfast. You’re a real sweetie!

Didn’t they realize…They have OPTIONS dammit!

That’ll be enough out of you, Mister. Don’t make me come over there.

Didn’t they realize…They have OPTIONS dammit!

That’ll be enough out of you, Mister. Don’t make me come over there.

Wooooowheeee
Good morning Imp

Wooooowheeee
Good morning Imp

Hey I thought the economy was bad – how do Mr. & Mrs. Tweaky afford COCAINE?

(and those expensive eyebrow treatments for Mrs. T?)

Hey I thought the economy was bad – how do Mr. & Mrs. Tweaky afford COCAINE?

(and those expensive eyebrow treatments for Mrs. T?)

I think Morbid would like to take that woman out!

Anyway… I just wanted to say that this was a very well written piece… So jaded. All of you make my reading so much fun

As for the couple… I don’t want to say for them to rot in hell because (a picture says 1000+ words…) looks like they have been. I say put them back where they were so they can continue living in the filth and give the child a good clean home.

I think Morbid would like to take that woman out!

Anyway… I just wanted to say that this was a very well written piece… So jaded. All of you make my reading so much fun

As for the couple… I don’t want to say for them to rot in hell because (a picture says 1000+ words…) looks like they have been. I say put them back where they were so they can continue living in the filth and give the child a good clean home.

Hell, they live in Florida! There is a huge ocean out there they could bathe in for free! Nasty fuckers…

Hell, they live in Florida! There is a huge ocean out there they could bathe in for free! Nasty fuckers…

Just wanted to say Thank You to SoJaded for not posting the close up of Heather before I’ve had breakfast. You’re a real sweetie!

Hehhh…it’s not because I’m sweet, it’s because the pic wouldn’t fit.

Just wanted to say Thank You to SoJaded for not posting the close up of Heather before I’ve had breakfast. You’re a real sweetie!

Hehhh…it’s not because I’m sweet, it’s because the pic wouldn’t fit.

Can we name him Dumb-bo (look at those big fucking ears) Nasty… how would you like that up in ya… ewwwwwwww

Can we name him Dumb-bo (look at those big fucking ears) Nasty… how would you like that up in ya… ewwwwwwww

Hell, they live in Florida! There is a huge ocean out there they could bathe in for free! Nasty fuckers…

hahahaha, that is so true. I am sure they could get some dollar store shampoo and soap too!

Hey I thought the economy was bad – how do Mr. & Mrs. Tweaky afford COCAINE?

I’m guessing crack? Or maybe that stuff is cheaper in Florroida.

Hey I thought the economy was bad – how do Mr. & Mrs. Tweaky afford COCAINE?

I’m guessing crack? Or maybe that stuff is cheaper in Florroida.

At ten years old there is zero chance this kid will EVER get over the crap (literally and figuratively) she was exposed to. Way to go you filthy fucksticks!

At ten years old there is zero chance this kid will EVER get over the crap (literally and figuratively) she was exposed to. Way to go you filthy fucksticks!

Those people have not only been hit with an ugly stick, but I submit to you all that Heather herself is *the* ugly stick. By the looks of Heather’s “teefs”, I think we should be very thankful that Robert’s not smiling is his photos. I’m also thinking that Heather looks like she could use a good head shave too.

Those people have not only been hit with an ugly stick, but I submit to you all that Heather herself is *the* ugly stick. By the looks of Heather’s “teefs”, I think we should be very thankful that Robert’s not smiling is his photos. I’m also thinking that Heather looks like she could use a good head shave too.

Haven’t checked the forum pic yet… but had to say… that second pic of Bobbert looks like a freakin’ morgue pic! Creeeeepy!

Also, when I first pulled this story up, I wet my finger to clean my screen… only to discover the “crud” was on Heather’s face — NOT my screen! Whoa!

Ew, ew, ew!

Haven’t checked the forum pic yet… but had to say… that second pic of Bobbert looks like a freakin’ morgue pic! Creeeeepy!

Also, when I first pulled this story up, I wet my finger to clean my screen… only to discover the “crud” was on Heather’s face — NOT my screen! Whoa!

Ew, ew, ew!

Must be a ‘white-collar’ crime, right?’ Nah…the closest these two get to white-collar is the ring of filth around said collar.

Damn that was funny SJ, Thanks for the giggles.

I am sure everyone will be happy to find out “PA” is ok and not deceased, the Hillsborough county Po Po, brought him to the hospital for something ( drug withdrawl ?? or de-liceing ??) and they took his mugshot there to update his new look with a shaved head.

The baggy with coke residue was found in the little girls bedroom floor. The furniture in the house was all smashed to hell?? Freakin Hillbilly Tards.

Someone else mentioned “MA’s” eyebrows , WTF!! why would you take all that time to have perfect little eyebrows and not brush your damn teeth??? That girls prioritys are all messed up. or maybe she had a Uni-Brow ??

Must be a ‘white-collar’ crime, right?’ Nah…the closest these two get to white-collar is the ring of filth around said collar.

Damn that was funny SJ, Thanks for the giggles.

I am sure everyone will be happy to find out “PA” is ok and not deceased, the Hillsborough county Po Po, brought him to the hospital for something ( drug withdrawl ?? or de-liceing ??) and they took his mugshot there to update his new look with a shaved head.

The baggy with coke residue was found in the little girls bedroom floor. The furniture in the house was all smashed to hell?? Freakin Hillbilly Tards.

Someone else mentioned “MA’s” eyebrows , WTF!! why would you take all that time to have perfect little eyebrows and not brush your damn teeth??? That girls prioritys are all messed up. or maybe she had a Uni-Brow ??

Must be a ‘white-collar’ crime, right?’ Nah…the closest these two get to white-collar is the ring of filth around said collar.

Damn that was funny SJ, Thanks for the giggles.

I am sure everyone will be happy to find out “PA” is ok and not deceased, the Hillsborough county Po Po, brought him to the hospital for something ( drug withdrawl ?? or de-liceing ??) and they took his mugshot there to update his new look with a shaved head.

The baggy with coke residue was found in the little girls bedroom floor. The furniture in the house was all smashed to hell?? Freakin Hillbilly Tards.

Someone else mentioned “MA’s” eyebrows , WTF!! why would you take all that time to have perfect little eyebrows and not brush your damn teeth??? That girls prioritys are all messed up. or maybe she had a Uni-Brow ??

Can you imagine them waking up from taking too much coke and going get some more coke and there is none.
Oh well, just give me a handful of that dog crap ,maybe he snorted some.

gross, gross, gross

Can you imagine them waking up from taking too much coke and going get some more coke and there is none.
Oh well, just give me a handful of that dog crap ,maybe he snorted some.

gross, gross, gross

Heather”" Thrift “”Evans Well first of all she sure as hell was “Thrifty” with her oral care.And I was going to say only thing missing was the mullet,but maybe he will grow one after his lice treatment is finished,,

Heather”" Thrift “”Evans Well first of all she sure as hell was “Thrifty” with her oral care.And I was going to say only thing missing was the mullet,but maybe he will grow one after his lice treatment is finished,,

I went to high school with Robbie. He was such a good kid then….. what the hell happened?

I went to high school with Robbie. He was such a good kid then….. what the hell happened?

It’s called cocaine. It gets the best of people.

Homechicks picture needs to be on the PSA for the DARE program. See kids – This is why you need to say “NOPE TO DOPE and UGH TO DRUGS”!!

Homechicks picture needs to be on the PSA for the DARE program. See kids – This is why you need to say “NOPE TO DOPE and UGH TO DRUGS”!!

I went to high school with Robbie. He was such a good kid then….. what the hell happened?

Well, besides being a pretty shitty driver, he got popped a few years ago for growing and distributing some of that Green, Whackey Toebackey. That got him in and out of trouble for numerious Parole violations, and it was costing him allot in fines and time. They revoked his drivers licence a few times, He couldnt keep him nose clean ( pun intended). He is a pretty good example of what happens when you get caught up in the system and keep makeing bad choices in life. You end up in a house full of poop, broken furniture, roten food and your wife had yellow rotten, stained teeth with rancid dragon breath.

I went to high school with Robbie. He was such a good kid then….. what the hell happened?

Well, besides being a pretty shitty driver, he got popped a few years ago for growing and distributing some of that Green, Whackey Toebackey. That got him in and out of trouble for numerious Parole violations, and it was costing him allot in fines and time. They revoked his drivers licence a few times, He couldnt keep him nose clean ( pun intended). He is a pretty good example of what happens when you get caught up in the system and keep makeing bad choices in life. You end up in a house full of poop, broken furniture, roten food and your wife had yellow rotten, stained teeth with rancid dragon breath.

I went to high school with Robbie. He was such a good kid then….. what the hell happened?

Well, besides being a pretty shitty driver, he got popped a few years ago for growing and distributing some of that Green, Whackey Toebackey. That got him in and out of trouble for numerious Parole violations, and it was costing him allot in fines and time. They revoked his drivers licence a few times, He couldnt keep him nose clean ( pun intended). He is a pretty good example of what happens when you get caught up in the system and keep makeing bad choices in life. You end up in a house full of poop, broken furniture, roten food and your wife had yellow rotten, stained teeth with rancid dragon breath.

Control yourselves ladies…he’s a married man. *shudder gag shudder*

ROFLMAO….I didn’t know Florida had incest hillbillys like these.

Control yourselves ladies…he’s a married man. *shudder gag shudder*

ROFLMAO….I didn’t know Florida had incest hillbillys like these.

Thank you SoJaded for this very entertaining story! I busted up laughing when I saw the pics and read the first sentence!

Control yourselves ladies…he’s a married man. *shudder gag shudder*

I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!

I am so glad the little girl was rescued from those sick and disgusting parents.

Thank you SoJaded for this very entertaining story! I busted up laughing when I saw the pics and read the first sentence!

Control yourselves ladies…he’s a married man. *shudder gag shudder*

I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!

I am so glad the little girl was rescued from those sick and disgusting parents.

I have seen this over & over again now on DD… women who are sleazy and/or filthy in every way, with meticulously groomed eyebrows. Even some of the men!

I can hardly stand to groom mine (ouch) but my house does stay in reasonably good order. This could be a topic for a social scientist – what does your eyebrow hygiene say about you?

I have seen this over & over again now on DD… women who are sleazy and/or filthy in every way, with meticulously groomed eyebrows. Even some of the men!

I can hardly stand to groom mine (ouch) but my house does stay in reasonably good order. This could be a topic for a social scientist – what does your eyebrow hygiene say about you?

It’s called cocaine. It gets the best of people.

yep yep you will have that!

Why are you trying to make me puke ?

Why are you trying to make me puke ?

Oh my-this is in my neck of the woods. Hope I don’t get assigned this case, lol!

Oh my-this is in my neck of the woods. Hope I don’t get assigned this case, lol!

Oh My God.
I screamed when her mugshot came up.
*shudders*

And “teefs” made me shake with laughter! I can barely type!

Oh My God.
I screamed when her mugshot came up.
*shudders*

And “teefs” made me shake with laughter! I can barely type!