The Evans’ Have Priorities
January 12, 2009 by Jaded
…and apparently, hygiene isn’t one of them.
Heather Thrift Evans and Robert Wayne Evans
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, FL–Right now, you may be asking yourself, ‘How did such an attractive and intelligent looking couple end up on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon? Must be a ‘white-collar’ crime, right?’ Nah…the closest these two get to white-collar is the ring of filth around said collar. These two are gracing your Monday morning because; a. I just couldn’t pass up those mugs! b. They forced their 10-year-old child to live in a home surrounded by drugs, filth, and feces. c. Heather’s not so pearly whites.
A deputy was called out to the Evans’ abode on a child welfare check. After checking out the surroundings; broken furniture, filth, rotten food in the fridge, animal feces scattered throughout the home, and a clear plastic baggie lined with cocaine residue, the pair was arrested for child neglect and possession of cocaine. Police reports state that the Evans’ were fully aware of the situation of the home but ‘did not wish to accept responsibility.’ I think I would have to be ridiculously high, 24/7, before I would feel comfortable leaving steaming piles of shit on my floor.
Authorities removed the 10-year-old girl from the home and placed her in foster care. Heather Thrift Evans, 31, and Robert Wayne Evans, 33, are both being charged with child neglect and possession of cocaine. They are being held in Land O’ Lakes jail on $15,000 each.
To fully appreciate the gruesomeness that is Heather’s teeth, I recommend that you click over to the forums and check out the mug shot Tazzzz has posted there. Also, for some reason, shortly after Robert’s incarceration, he had his head shaved. Lice infestation perhaps? For your viewing pleasure, I’m adding an additional photo of Robert, sans hair. ControlControl reviews yourselves ladies…he’s a married man. *shudder gag shudder*
I hope that little girl is safe, warm, de-loused, and bathed. Thanks for the story Tazzzz. Now, if you will pardon me, I feel the need for a long hot shower.
10:02 am on January 12th, 2009
Heather’s so purty!
I say we make speed-bumps out of them both.
Didn’t they realize…They have OPTIONS dammit!
10:03 am on January 12th, 2009
Just wanted to say Thank You to SoJaded for not posting the close up of Heather before I’ve had breakfast. You’re a real sweetie!
10:16 am on January 12th, 2009
That’ll be enough out of you, Mister. Don’t make me come over there.
10:21 am on January 12th, 2009
Wooooowheeee
Good morning Imp
10:35 am on January 12th, 2009
Hey I thought the economy was bad – how do Mr. & Mrs. Tweaky afford COCAINE?
(and those expensive eyebrow treatments for Mrs. T?)
10:39 am on January 12th, 2009
I think Morbid would like to take that woman out!
Anyway… I just wanted to say that this was a very well written piece… So jaded. All of you make my reading so much fun
As for the couple… I don’t want to say for them to rot in hell because (a picture says 1000+ words…) looks like they have been. I say put them back where they were so they can continue living in the filth and give the child a good clean home.
10:39 am on January 12th, 2009
Hell, they live in Florida! There is a huge ocean out there they could bathe in for free! Nasty fuckers…
10:40 am on January 12th, 2009
Hehhh…it’s not because I’m sweet, it’s because the pic wouldn’t fit.
10:40 am on January 12th, 2009
Can we name him Dumb-bo (look at those big fucking ears) Nasty… how would you like that up in ya… ewwwwwwww
10:41 am on January 12th, 2009
hahahaha, that is so true. I am sure they could get some dollar store shampoo and soap too!
10:42 am on January 12th, 2009
I’m guessing crack? Or maybe that stuff is cheaper in Florroida.
10:52 am on January 12th, 2009
At ten years old there is zero chance this kid will EVER get over the crap (literally and figuratively) she was exposed to. Way to go you filthy fucksticks!
12:23 pm on January 12th, 2009
Those people have not only been hit with an ugly stick, but I submit to you all that Heather herself is *the* ugly stick. By the looks of Heather’s “teefs”, I think we should be very thankful that Robert’s not smiling is his photos. I’m also thinking that Heather looks like she could use a good head shave too.
1:35 pm on January 12th, 2009
Haven’t checked the forum pic yet… but had to say… that second pic of Bobbert looks like a freakin’ morgue pic! Creeeeepy!
Also, when I first pulled this story up, I wet my finger to clean my screen… only to discover the “crud” was on Heather’s face — NOT my screen! Whoa!
Ew, ew, ew!
2:08 pm on January 12th, 2009
Damn that was funny SJ, Thanks for the giggles.
I am sure everyone will be happy to find out “PA” is ok and not deceased, the Hillsborough county Po Po, brought him to the hospital for something ( drug withdrawl ?? or de-liceing ??) and they took his mugshot there to update his new look with a shaved head.
The baggy with coke residue was found in the little girls bedroom floor. The furniture in the house was all smashed to hell?? Freakin Hillbilly Tards.
Someone else mentioned “MA’s” eyebrows , WTF!! why would you take all that time to have perfect little eyebrows and not brush your damn teeth??? That girls prioritys are all messed up. or maybe she had a Uni-Brow ??
2:29 pm on January 12th, 2009
Can you imagine them waking up from taking too much coke and going get some more coke and there is none.
Oh well, just give me a handful of that dog crap ,maybe he snorted some.
gross, gross, gross
3:01 pm on January 12th, 2009
Heather”" Thrift “”Evans Well first of all she sure as hell was “Thrifty” with her oral care.And I was going to say only thing missing was the mullet,but maybe he will grow one after his lice treatment is finished,,
4:05 pm on January 12th, 2009
I went to high school with Robbie. He was such a good kid then….. what the hell happened?
4:13 pm on January 12th, 2009
It’s called cocaine. It gets the best of people.
4:40 pm on January 12th, 2009
Homechicks picture needs to be on the PSA for the DARE program. See kids – This is why you need to say “NOPE TO DOPE and UGH TO DRUGS”!!
5:14 pm on January 12th, 2009
Well, besides being a pretty shitty driver, he got popped a few years ago for growing and distributing some of that Green, Whackey Toebackey. That got him in and out of trouble for numerious Parole violations, and it was costing him allot in fines and time. They revoked his drivers licence a few times, He couldnt keep him nose clean ( pun intended). He is a pretty good example of what happens when you get caught up in the system and keep makeing bad choices in life. You end up in a house full of poop, broken furniture, roten food and your wife had yellow rotten, stained teeth with rancid dragon breath.
7:40 pm on January 12th, 2009
ROFLMAO….I didn’t know Florida had incest hillbillys like these.
10:38 pm on January 12th, 2009
Thank you SoJaded for this very entertaining story! I busted up laughing when I saw the pics and read the first sentence!
I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!
I am so glad the little girl was rescued from those sick and disgusting parents.
5:24 am on January 13th, 2009
I have seen this over & over again now on DD… women who are sleazy and/or filthy in every way, with meticulously groomed eyebrows. Even some of the men!
I can hardly stand to groom mine (ouch) but my house does stay in reasonably good order. This could be a topic for a social scientist – what does your eyebrow hygiene say about you?
6:52 am on January 13th, 2009
yep yep you will have that!
1:42 pm on January 13th, 2009
Why are you trying to make me puke ?
2:11 am on January 14th, 2009
Oh my-this is in my neck of the woods. Hope I don’t get assigned this case, lol!
12:56 pm on January 17th, 2009
Oh My God.
I screamed when her mugshot came up.
*shudders*
And “teefs” made me shake with laughter! I can barely type!
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