Cleveland, OH – Retha Hutchinson, 23, wanted her husband dead. Being the cunning minx that she is, she decided that the best way to secure the services of a hit man was to advertise on the internet. Surprisingly, she got caught.
Deputies arrested Retha at her apartment in Alliance on Monday. She’d moved out of the home she’d shared with husband Bill Hutchinson, 54, over a month ago, and all of this took him by surprise. I guess no one told him he should be doing periodic scans of the internet to see if anyone was trying to put a hit on him or anything. Come to think of it, I’m adding that to Ruby’s weekly ‘to do’ list now.
Here’s some MySpace fun:
Retha’s standard MySpace is here.
Bill’s MySpace, which is set to private, is here.
But then there’s a MySpace Retha seems to have created just to fight with Bill. This MySpace page is ‘Playing Dirty,’ wherein she says (and I quote, because I fear I could not do this justice by paraphrasing),
“he probably hasnt even told his family the real reason i left his ass. like how a 54 yr old man cant even pick up after himself when his wife should only be picking up after a 22 month old baby boy. or how he cant please a woman in bed. and the fact that he refuses to make a call to find out if he is still married. if he is he has committed bigotry and his ass can go to jail.”
You can’t make this stuff up. Yes, Retha was worried that her man had committed ‘bigotry’. How very civic-minded of her.
Retha is charged with conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, and is being held in the Stark County Jail on $50,000 bond. The bad news is that they have a 22-month-old son. I hope someone will take care of that little boy while his whack-job of a mom spends time in da big house.
Bill, for his part, is watching his back.
UnamusedCat and Tazzzz are putting a hit on this over in the forums.