The Kovens Wanted To Party
January 5, 2009 by Jaded
Lori Beth & Craig Alan Kovens
Gainesville, FL–Imagine, for a minute, that you are a 10-year-old child. You wake up bright and early one morning to find your parents gone. There is no instructions, no note, no phone call, no indication as to where they have gone. The house is dirty and there is no food. The Kovens’ twin boys awoke to such a dilemma on New Year’s Day.
Lori and Craig Kovens took off at about 11:30 p.m. on New Year’s Eve to party with friends. A responsible parent would have made plans to have a sitter that evening. A half-assed parent would’ve at least left a note for their children. The Kovens’ did neither. Their sons, not knowing what else to do, eventually made their way to a neighbor’s home. The dumb duo finally made a reappearance at 9:30 p.m. Thursday evening. Where were they? Drinkin’ and snortin’ coke all night and all day long. How do you just ‘forget’ that you have children for an entire day? How do you walk out the door and leave them alone and defenseless in the first place? Priorties people! Where the fuck are your priorities?
Lori Beth Kovens, 42, and Craig Alan Kovens, 39, were both arrested and charged with two counts of child neglect.
9:16 am on January 5th, 2009
This is probably the best thing to ever happen to those kids. They may not realize it now, but if they are removed from these two morons, their chances of actually becoming the opposite of their parents has at least marginally approved. There is also the chance that this could be a wake-up call to the two adults…but as we see on this site, that’s probably just wishful thinking.
9:26 am on January 5th, 2009
I agree, Morbid…the best thing for them! And these assholes were blessed w/ TWINS. Not just one son, two. And they neglected them and chose to party over their kids. Trifling. Kudos to the neighbors who helped the kids out and called the police
10:02 am on January 5th, 2009
Mick Jaggar has moved to FL and let himself go!!!!!
Poor kids are probably back home already.
10:23 am on January 5th, 2009
Will someone please tell me why these child abusers, predators, baby beaters/killers etc. ALWAYS look like they’ve been tore up from the floor up? Evil, nasty creeps!
10:34 am on January 5th, 2009
Someone left the door to the corral open.
1:58 pm on January 5th, 2009
Ok that’s funny!
2:40 pm on January 5th, 2009
I’m absoltuely amazed they made it this long, unless the coke thing is a relatively new development. Even then, I’m still amazed. I mean, what sort of moron waits until they’re damn near middle aged with children to pick up a coke habit?
2:51 pm on January 5th, 2009
heh
6:41 pm on January 5th, 2009
I didn’t know David Bowie and Mick Jagger were living incognito as heterosexual coke head parents???!!!!
(And NO, I have no sympathy for these devils!)
7:15 pm on January 5th, 2009
I have to say that by the looks of them that this coke habit is not something new for them or something they just recently picked up. Looks like they have had this problem for a long while.
Totally funny!
12:42 am on January 6th, 2009
And he’s apparently married Keith Richards and they have twin boys.
3:00 am on January 7th, 2009
They didn’t even let the boys stay up until midnight to ring in the new year… that is such a fun age to bang on pots and pans ring bells, blow horns and watch fireworks. geeeesh they have money for their habit and not a sitter or do they have a generous friend(s) that treated. Sitters are everywhere on new years …. what grandma have a Hawt date ? There is always the “Y” they have fun activities did ya know ?
Mick David whatever – he I mean they look BONY but nothing like any rock star… I’m sure back home the Mrs. is laughing how ever thinks her honey looks like a celebrity… these two are nothing but anerxic… selfFIsh Imbeciles.
11:47 am on January 7th, 2009
hahahaha these ones!
Laugh my ass off!
Yet two more undeserving parents…. what else is there to say. I agree with Morbid. Probably best that it did happen tho ..the kids need better parents and hopefully they are out the big picture.
9:50 pm on January 7th, 2009
Definately closer to Keith Richards than David Bowie…
10:55 pm on January 7th, 2009
HAHAAAAA mick and keith would be offended….
9:37 am on February 15th, 2009
wasted, tore up from the floor up, fucked up, Kennedied, wearing a big hat, shined up, wingdinged, off the leash, drunk uncled, picassoed, locked out of their minds, held them too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late nights with their sneaky uncles, whatever…they all look the same to me also.
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