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Stacey Lynn Thomas

Guyton, GA– Monday evening, shortly before 10:00, Stacey Lynn Thomas, 31, lost her cool at a local convenience store. She walked in the door of the store and commenced to knocking the crap out of her 5-year-old child. When a bystander tried to intervene, she whacked him a good one too.

WitnessesWitnesses reviewsWitnesses reviews to the assault say that for some strange reason, Thomas started smacking her child around within seconds of entering the store. She must not have been getting the desired effect with her hands because she grabbed a mop handle and started whaling on her child with that. A customer in the store tried to stop her…she attacked him with the mop handle and fled the store. The witness followed as the clerk got on the phone with the cops. When the witness approached Thomas in the parking lot, the crazy bitch tried to run him over! She missed. She ran her car straight into a concrete barrier. Oopsie! She was still sitting in the car when police arrived. The responding officer stated that Thomas was ‘highly intoxicated.’ Nooooo. Ya think?

After speaking with the clerk and four other witnesses, deputies shackled the mean drunk and hauled her away. She wasn’t completely finished with her tirade though, she had an obstruction charge thrown on when she took ‘issue’ with one of the jailers.

For her drunken, abusive tirade, Thomas has earned herself a room in the Bulloch County Jail. She is being charged with cruelty to children, simple battery, disorderly conduct, aggravated assault, striking a fixed object, and child endangerment. She refused a DUI test at the scene but is being charged with it, regardless. And let’s not forget the obstruction charge. Other charges are pending as investigators wait on toxicology tests. DCF got involved and handed her child over to adult guardian.

I don’t know about you people, but…had that bitch attacked me with a mop handle, I can guarantee she would still be picking splinters outta her ass.

Comments

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  1. silvahalo
    3:50 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    Just imagine what this psycho-drunk does to this poor child in the privacy of her own
    home…poor child. I hope he is in better hands with the adult guardian.

  2. So Jaded
    4:22 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    Just imagine what this psycho-drunk does to this poor child in the privacy of her own
    home…poor child. I hope he is in better hands with the adult guardian.

    I’m with you Silva. This couldn’t have been the first time that child got beaten. I can only hope they leave Thomas sitting in a cell for a good, long time.

  3. BringinVigilanteback
    4:33 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    I don’t know about you people, but…had that bitch attacked me with a mop handle, I can guarantee she would still be picking splinters outta her ass.

    You can bet on that. It be one of the rare occasions you could enforce some justice on one of these scum bags and not be arrested yourself!

  4. bogustoo
    4:39 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    She’s only 31???

    That poor kid! And kudos to the customers and clerk that intervened. I’m glad to see that some people are still willing to help.

  5. lilgoldnangel
    5:04 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    I hope her son is in good hands now. Kudos to the two that intervened. If they hadn’t, I hate to think what she might have done to the boy once she got him home.

  6. Taz
    5:39 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    Damn, thats way out of control, I don’t hit females, but I would certainly make an exception fot this child beating bitch and claim self defence.
    The scary part is they released the child to an adult guardian, who is probly her husband. Another tard who was either dishing out the same or allowing it to happen. How is the poor child any safer with them??

  7. Kdogg
    8:01 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    As a gentleman, I believe it is never acceptable to hit a lady…
    However, if it’s a child abusing bitch like this, than she’s no lady and deserves to get that mop handle shoved right up her $%^

  8. boilly
    8:24 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    She’s already been hit with the ugly stick. Poor kid, I hope he gets a better home.

  9. Peeperann
    9:18 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    I don’t know about you people, but…had that bitch attacked me with a mop handle, I can guarantee she would still be picking splinters outta her ass.

    Splinters my ass, she’d never been able to get that mop handle outta her ass!!

    Good job for the store patron though, I’m glad he tried to help the little girl……….

  10. RedskinMilf
    10:12 pm on January 3rd, 2009

    At least someone tried to help. Her son is lucky that he can get away from her crazy ass now.

  11. auddie
    2:08 am on January 4th, 2009

    Was the kid in the car when she fled/wrecked?

  12. Uvgottabkiddin
    2:51 am on January 4th, 2009

    As a gentleman, I believe it is never acceptable to hit a lady…

    She’s not a lady, she’s a cow, and livestock is fair game.

  13. Wonder
    7:37 am on January 4th, 2009

    striking a fixed object

    LOL… that poor concrete wall…

    Thanks to the person(s) to intervene… Kudo to you !
    There are just way tooooo many people that ignore assholes afraid to be shot or ran over… I do hope the customer was unharmed and suffered no injuries.

  14. philly_phan
    12:14 pm on January 4th, 2009

    Wonder if she has any more kids? And are they (the state/county) taking them away? Someone needs REHAB and a suntan! Oh my…

  15. sugarglider
    4:20 pm on January 4th, 2009

    She’s not a lady, she’s a cow, and livestock is fair game.

    I was thinking that she looks like an eagle with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Not really the best look, but I’m betting much of her wee town in Georgia looks much the same way.

  16. MissKerosene
    6:46 pm on January 4th, 2009

    Yayyy for bystanders getting involved and Boooo at the fugly child beating drunk!!!

  17. miss_luckycharm
    1:16 am on January 7th, 2009

    I was thinking that she looks like an eagle with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Not really the best look, but I’m betting much of her wee town in Georgia looks much the same way.

    lol

  18. bahaley4e
    9:47 am on January 9th, 2009

    I don’t know about you people, but…had that bitch attacked me with a mop handle, I can guarantee she would still be picking splinters outta her ass.

    Yeppersss, she is obvisouly a drunken crazy woman. I wish nothing short of the best for the poor child, the desk clerk, and the concrete wall. (it’s not your fault poor wall….you did nothing to suffer the crazy botch’s wrath!!!!) :)

    I was thinking that she looks like an eagle with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Not really the best look, but I’m betting much of her wee town in Georgia looks much the same way.

    I was kinda thinking the same thing, but idk I took a second look and I think all we need is a yellow jump suit and we got us one of Sesame Street’s finest….. BigBird. Dont ya think??

  19. Lavonna
    1:28 pm on January 20th, 2009

    She’s not a lady, she’s a cow, and livestock is fair game.

    LOL…

  20. kaylaandbrittany77
    10:19 am on January 24th, 2009

    for ur information it waz a boi ok and if ur going 2 put something on da internet at least no da factz and idc wat my mom doez i love her wid all my heart and she has took care of me and my lil bro all of our freakin life OK!!!!!!!!!!! and FYI she has NEVER!!!! beat me and if she hit him it wasnt as bad as yall are makin out 2 be and if he got beat sooo bad he wouldnt want his mom back and calling his sister(me)crying for his mom and thanx 2 yall stupid people i cant live wid him 2 cheer him up cause i luv him 2 death……:( i miss them both and i am ready 2 live dat life like we were livin again………I LUV U MOM:p…..NOW THIS IS STACEYS NEICE BRITTANY AND I LOVE MS.STACEY TO DEATH SHE IS NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO DO THE THINGS YALL SAY SHE DID…SHE IS A VERY VERY SWEET LADY AND I LOVE BEING AROUND HER!! SHE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!!! AND IF SHE HAS EVER BEAT HER KIDS IT WAS WITH HER HAND ON THE BUTT AND NOOOOOOOOOOO MARKS OR BRUISES WERE LEFT..AND THE ONLY REASON SHE DID IT IS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT..AND JUST TO LET YALL PEOPLE KNOW..YALL ARE VVVVVVVEEEERRRRYYY IMMATURE AND MUST NOT HAVE A LIFE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YALL ARE ON THE INTERNET POSTING LIES ABOUT SOMEONE YALL DON’T EVEN KNOW..IT WAS A BOY NOT A GIRL GET YOUR LIES STRAIGHT!!! MS.STACEY DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE WHERE SHE IS THE OOONNNLLLLYYY REASON SHE IS THERE IS BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID LIARS ON THE INTERNET POSTIN STUPID CHILDISH LIES!!! GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!! WE LOVE YOU MS.STACEY LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER KAYLA BROOKE AND HER NEICE BRITTANY NICOLE!! WE MISS YOU:) HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON SO WE CAN HAVE MORE FUN TIMES AT CHURCH AND THE MALL AND THE OTHER FUN THINGS YOU ENJOYED DOING WITH US!!!!

  21. Dakota Valkyrie
    10:46 am on January 24th, 2009

    MS.STACEY DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE WHERE SHE IS THE OOONNNLLLLYYY REASON SHE IS THERE IS BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID LIARS ON THE INTERNET POSTIN STUPID CHILDISH LIES!!!

    WOW! We are damn good! We made this up just to get her arrested and locked up? We can do that before stuff even happens? Cool. I’m going to have to go think on the best use for this new-found power.

    Kayla: Sorry those people in the store that made up lies. No self-respecting mom would ever whack her child and then do it some more with a mop. No self-respecting mom would ever take a mop after someone trying tho help her son. No self-respecting mom would try to run over someone. No self-respecting mom would drive drunk – with her kid in the care. It must have been the drunken bum in the corner that did all that and the witnesses are liars.

  22. Lavonna
    4:59 pm on January 24th, 2009

    for ur information it waz a boi ok and if ur going 2 put something on da internet at least no da factz and idc wat my mom doez i love her wid all my heart and she has took care of me and my lil bro all of our freakin life OK!!!!!!!!!!! and FYI she has NEVER!!!! beat me and if she hit him it wasnt as bad as yall are makin out 2 be and if he got beat sooo bad he wouldnt want his mom back and calling his sister(me)crying for his mom and thanx 2 yall stupid people i cant live wid him 2 cheer him up cause i luv him 2 death……:( i miss them both and i am ready 2 live dat life like we were livin again………I LUV U MOM:p…..NOW THIS IS STACEYS NEICE BRITTANY AND I LOVE MS.STACEY TO DEATH SHE IS NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO DO THE THINGS YALL SAY SHE DID…SHE IS A VERY VERY SWEET LADY AND I LOVE BEING AROUND HER!! SHE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!!! AND IF SHE HAS EVER BEAT HER KIDS0 IT WAS WITH HER HAND ON THE BUTT AND NOOOOOOOOOOO MARKS OR BRUISES WERE LEFT..AND THE ONLY REASON SHE DID IT IS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT..AND JUST TO LET YALL PEOPLE KNOW..YALL ARE VVVVVVVEEEERRRRYYY IMMATURE AND MUST NOT HAVE A LIFE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YALL ARE ON THE INTERNET POSTING LIES ABOUT SOMEONE YALL DON’T EVEN KNOW..IT WAS A BOY NOT A GIRL GET YOUR LIES STRAIGHT!!! MS.STACEY DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE WHERE SHE IS THE OOONNNLLLLYYY REASON SHE IS THERE IS BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID LIARS ON THE INTERNET POSTIN STUPID CHILDISH LIES!!! GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!! WE LOVE YOU MS.STACEY LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER KAYLA BROOKE AND HER NEICE BRITTANY NICOLE!! WE MISS YOU:) HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON SO WE CAN HAVE MORE FUN TIMES AT CHURCH AND THE MALL AND THE OTHER FUN THINGS YOU ENJOYED DOING WITH US!!!!

    She wasn’t arrested for the hell of it. Something was going on.

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