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Nekkid Hyjinx With Heather Best

January 3, 2009 at 8:15 pm by Jaded

Heather Lynn Best

Provo, UT–Demonites and Denizens…we all get a little crazy around the holidays, right? I bet everyone has a story to tell. Heather Best? She has quite a tale to tell. A tale of meth, some nekkid hyjinx, a dash of havoc with a pinch of mayhem, and topped off with a good bite.

Heather Lynn Best, 33, went on a rampage last Saturday evening. After trashing her own home…breaking dishes, trashing lamps, and overturning a bird cage, Heather decided to terrorize her neighbors a bit. She ran nekkid through the neighborhood, in sub-freezing temps, screaming like a banshee and banging on windows and doors. She entered one couple’s home, grabbed some of their household items and tossed ‘em all off the balcony. Good times, gooooood times.

Eventually, police were able to catch up to the crazed woman…but she wasn’t going down easy. In an attempt to shackle her, one officer got bit in the upper thigh. Bit hard enough that the skin broke. Hope he’s had his shots!!

Best put this show on in full view of her 6-year-old son. Classy. She is now sitting in jail facing charges of resisting arrest, child abuse, disorderly conduct, assault on a peace officer, possession of methamphetamine, public intoxication, and criminal mischief. Her bond has been set at $7,500. Her son and the bird have both been removed from the home and placed elsewhere. Meth…it’s bad.

Tazzzz is all over this in the forums. Thanks Tazzzz!

Tags: assault on a peace officer, Biting, Child Abuse, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, meth, possession of methamphetamine, Provo, Resisting Arrest, Utah

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Peeperann

Sorry Casecunt, she could be in the running for the whole “Mother of the year” Award…..
Peeperann

Sorry Casecunt, she could be in the running for the whole “Mother of the year” Award…..
lilgoldnangel

Aww, guess she’ll be missing a lot of PTA meetings. Hope she gets help and her son is in a safe and loving enviroment!
lilgoldnangel

Aww, guess she’ll be missing a lot of PTA meetings. Hope she gets help and her son is in a safe and loving enviroment!
http://www.myspace.com/skinsgirl28 RedskinMilf

What a nasty bitch. I hope to God those poor policemen got antiviral drugs, bc you KNOW this douche has some kind of communicable disease.
http://www.myspace.com/skinsgirl28 RedskinMilf

What a nasty bitch. I hope to God those poor policemen got antiviral drugs, bc you KNOW this douche has some kind of communicable disease.
http://myspace.com/aerysta BringinVigilanteback

You know, sometimes I second guess myself and wonder if I am doing the best job as a parent that I can. Stories like these make me feel like damn mother Teresa.
http://myspace.com/aerysta BringinVigilanteback

You know, sometimes I second guess myself and wonder if I am doing the best job as a parent that I can. Stories like these make me feel like damn mother Teresa.
Taz

You know, sometimes I second guess myself and wonder if I am doing the best job as a parent that I can. Stories like these make me feel like damn mother Teresa.

LoL, I was thinking the very same thing, except it was Father of the year.
Damn , I am going to go get a mug about it tomorrow. I have lots to feel good about after reading the stories here.

I feel pretty sorry for the cop, I heard she rearanged his junk a bit while she was down there biteing his thigh.
Taz

You know, sometimes I second guess myself and wonder if I am doing the best job as a parent that I can. Stories like these make me feel like damn mother Teresa.

LoL, I was thinking the very same thing, except it was Father of the year.
Damn , I am going to go get a mug about it tomorrow. I have lots to feel good about after reading the stories here.

I feel pretty sorry for the cop, I heard she rearanged his junk a bit while she was down there biteing his thigh.
auddie

. . . Meth…it’s bad.

on hair, as shown. And usually on teeth – are those dentures?
auddie

. . . Meth…it’s bad.

on hair, as shown. And usually on teeth – are those dentures?
Uvgottabkiddin

the bitch dun knocked one eye crooked in the scuffle lmao

I feel pretty sorry for the cop, I heard she rearanged his junk a bit while she was down there biteing his thigh.

I laughed out loud @ his junk!!!
Uvgottabkiddin

the bitch dun knocked one eye crooked in the scuffle lmao

I feel pretty sorry for the cop, I heard she rearanged his junk a bit while she was down there biteing his thigh.

I laughed out loud @ his junk!!!
Wonder

Best put this show on in full view of her 6-year-old son. Classy.

Not a BOY named classy lol… was she nakkid when trashing her home or did she start throwing it off running thru the neighborhood …

Provo, UT–Demonites and Denizens…we all get a little crazy around the holidays, right? I bet everyone has a story to tell. Heather Best? She has quite a tale to tell. A tale of meth, some nekkid hyjinx, a dash of havoc with a pinch of mayhem, and topped off with a good bite.

No No I have no stories even come close to this… Oh come on……. share your stories with us !!!
Wonder

Best put this show on in full view of her 6-year-old son. Classy.

Not a BOY named classy lol… was she nakkid when trashing her home or did she start throwing it off running thru the neighborhood …

Provo, UT–Demonites and Denizens…we all get a little crazy around the holidays, right? I bet everyone has a story to tell. Heather Best? She has quite a tale to tell. A tale of meth, some nekkid hyjinx, a dash of havoc with a pinch of mayhem, and topped off with a good bite.

No No I have no stories even come close to this… Oh come on……. share your stories with us !!!
LeeMouse

OK, seriously–if I ever was going to be a meth head? I would definitely want to party with her. But only if she locked the tweezers up first.

Also: Thank you, So Jaded, for including the bit about the bird being removed from the home as well. Because I’m always the one wondering, “But…what about the bird?” while everyone around me is tsking, “How can you even think about the bird when a child is at risk?”
LeeMouse

OK, seriously–if I ever was going to be a meth head? I would definitely want to party with her. But only if she locked the tweezers up first.

Also: Thank you, So Jaded, for including the bit about the bird being removed from the home as well. Because I’m always the one wondering, “But…what about the bird?” while everyone around me is tsking, “How can you even think about the bird when a child is at risk?”
http://www.myspace.com/titicarie philly_phan

What a twat waffle! LMFWAO! Meth, crack or both?! What an obvious case of I smoked all my senses…
http://www.myspace.com/titicarie philly_phan

What a twat waffle! LMFWAO! Meth, crack or both?! What an obvious case of I smoked all my senses…
Anonymous

What I find amazing about this is that it happened in Provo, UT. I know the midwest is rife w/ meth, but Provo is Mormonville to the max.

Also: Thank you, So Jaded, for including the bit about the bird being removed from the home as well. Because I’m always the one wondering, “But…what about the bird?” while everyone around me is tsking, “How can you even think about the bird when a child is at risk?”
sugarglider

What I find amazing about this is that it happened in Provo, UT. I know the midwest is rife w/ meth, but Provo is Mormonville to the max.

Also: Thank you, So Jaded, for including the bit about the bird being removed from the home as well. Because I’m always the one wondering, “But…what about the bird?” while everyone around me is tsking, “How can you even think about the bird when a child is at risk?”
ReecesMom

You know, sometimes I second guess myself and wonder if I am doing the best job as a parent that I can. Stories like these make me feel like damn mother Teresa.

LoL, I was thinking the very same thing, except it was Father of the year.Damn , I am going to go get a mug about it tomorrow. I have lots to feel good about after reading the stories here.

Ok guys… even though we may be way better parents than those cited on here, they set the parenting bar really, really low. Hopefully your goals are much, much loftier than to just be better parents than these losers!!!
ReecesMom

You know, sometimes I second guess myself and wonder if I am doing the best job as a parent that I can. Stories like these make me feel like damn mother Teresa.

LoL, I was thinking the very same thing, except it was Father of the year.Damn , I am going to go get a mug about it tomorrow. I have lots to feel good about after reading the stories here.

Ok guys… even though we may be way better parents than those cited on here, they set the parenting bar really, really low. Hopefully your goals are much, much loftier than to just be better parents than these losers!!!
Ruby

She looks so happy and at peace. I wonder what the shot would have looked like AFTER the drugs wore off…
Ruby

She looks so happy and at peace. I wonder what the shot would have looked like AFTER the drugs wore off…
Wonder

Ok guys… even though we may be way better parents than those cited on here, they set the parenting bar really, really low. Hopefully your goals are much, much loftier than to just be better parents than these losers!!!

LOL Amen to that…
Wonder

Ok guys… even though we may be way better parents than those cited on here, they set the parenting bar really, really low. Hopefully your goals are much, much loftier than to just be better parents than these losers!!!

LOL Amen to that…
ReecesMom

OK, I just have to say this. I was a meth addict for many, many years. I never did any of the crazy stuff these people are always doing. I held down a great job, I took care of all my responsibilities, I paid my bills, I have all of my own teeth, I didn’t get skin problems until years after I quit doing the drugs, and I look younger than I am. I was not the only high functioning drug addict that I knew (although I did know a bunch of losers too). The only reason I gave up drugs was to become a parent, but if I didn’t have a family, I have to admit, I would probably be on drugs right now.

Why can’t people control their habits? This woman looks completely normal and happy and yet she lost her friggin mind!!! I really don’t get it at all.
ReecesMom

OK, I just have to say this. I was a meth addict for many, many years. I never did any of the crazy stuff these people are always doing. I held down a great job, I took care of all my responsibilities, I paid my bills, I have all of my own teeth, I didn’t get skin problems until years after I quit doing the drugs, and I look younger than I am. I was not the only high functioning drug addict that I knew (although I did know a bunch of losers too). The only reason I gave up drugs was to become a parent, but if I didn’t have a family, I have to admit, I would probably be on drugs right now.

Why can’t people control their habits? This woman looks completely normal and happy and yet she lost her friggin mind!!! I really don’t get it at all.
Castille

Why can’t people control their habits? This woman looks completely normal and happy and yet she lost her friggin mind!!! I really don’t get it at all.

Oddly, my first thought when I saw her mug was that this woman looked fun and enjoyable to be with, lol. I haven’t decided whether the naked rampage has changed my initial impression or not
Castille

Why can’t people control their habits? This woman looks completely normal and happy and yet she lost her friggin mind!!! I really don’t get it at all.

Oddly, my first thought when I saw her mug was that this woman looked fun and enjoyable to be with, lol. I haven’t decided whether the naked rampage has changed my initial impression or not
Lavonna

What the hell is up with her hair? Damn, looks like she was caught in a windstorm and it blew it all to her left side of her head. She must have been having a lot of fun to be smiley like she is.
Dumbass
Lavonna

What the hell is up with her hair? Damn, looks like she was caught in a windstorm and it blew it all to her left side of her head. She must have been having a lot of fun to be smiley like she is.
Dumbass
missambalee888

K so just so everyone knows… this lady is a real sweetheart when she’s not on drugs… ya she may have some problems but she is trying to get over them…and ya she screwed up but she’s paying for it now and she’s getting help for them… we all have our problems and ya hers are extreme but i’m sure everything will turn out for the best… oh and for those talking about her hair… it actually looks really really cute when she does it.
missambalee888

K so just so everyone knows… this lady is a real sweetheart when she’s not on drugs… ya she may have some problems but she is trying to get over them…and ya she screwed up but she’s paying for it now and she’s getting help for them… we all have our problems and ya hers are extreme but i’m sure everything will turn out for the best… oh and for those talking about her hair… it actually looks really really cute when she does it.