Heather Lynn Best
Provo, UT–Demonites and Denizens…we all get a little crazy around the holidays, right? I bet everyone has a story to tell. Heather Best? She has quite a tale to tell. A tale of meth, some nekkid hyjinx, a dash of havoc with a pinch of mayhem, and topped off with a good bite.
Heather Lynn Best, 33, went on a rampage last Saturday evening. After trashing her own home…breaking dishes, trashing lamps, and overturning a bird cage, Heather decided to terrorize her neighbors a bit. She ran nekkid through the neighborhood, in sub-freezing temps, screaming like a banshee and banging on windows and doors. She entered one couple’s home, grabbed some of their household items and tossed ‘em all off the balcony. Good times, gooooood times.
Eventually, police were able to catch up to the crazed woman…but she wasn’t going down easy. In an attempt to shackle her, one officer got bit in the upper thigh. Bit hard enough that the skin broke. Hope he’s had his shots!!
Best put this show on in full view of her 6-year-old son. Classy. She is now sitting in jail facing charges of resisting arrest, child abuse, disorderly conduct, assault on a peace officer, possession of methamphetamine, public intoxication, and criminal mischief. Her bond has been set at $7,500. Her son and the bird have both been removed from the home and placed elsewhere. Meth…it’s bad.
Tazzzz is all over this in the forums. Thanks Tazzzz!Tags: assault on a peace officer, Biting, Child Abuse, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, meth, possession of methamphetamine, Provo, Resisting Arrest, Utah