Comments on: Dick Got Squeezed

By: Wonder

Wonder — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:08:15 +0000

having been born with the name Dick is a Crime its self. He shuold get some brownie points for that – I vote for insanity.

This story was run again today on headline news… A very brave woman… gooo girl power! Her children should be so proud… Very Witty Lady.

By: philly_phan

philly_phan — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:15:47 +0000

This COULD have ended so so so badly and didn’t, thank God. What a psycho – he looks scary as hell! I would have shit myself if he came charging into my apartment naked or clothed! Ugh.

By: weavergroupie

weavergroupie — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:48:37 +0000

Fun with Dick and Jane.

HAHAHA I’m glad she wasn’t injured. And I hope she has a nice big bottle of hand sanitizer.

By: bahaley4e

bahaley4e — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:05:32 +0000

ok…so i was thinking about this again last night and I laughed my ass off…… hahaha

By: WryBread

WryBread — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:28:34 +0000

If only she’d had a knife in her other hand.

She could have cut the problem off then and there.

By: bahaley4e

bahaley4e — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:15:59 +0000

Thats hilarious! Good for her. Every woman should be able to defend herself! Men all over the world should read this article and maybe they would think twice before they pull their perverted stunts! And the title of the article….lol..how simply amazing!

By: lilgoldnangel

lilgoldnangel — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:58:07 +0000

How hilarious! I am so happy that the woman was not harmed and the sick pervert was captured! Great story So Jaded! Your title is the best I’ve seen so far!

By: Misae

Misae — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:58:36 +0000

I live in Oregon; we’ve got the ‘best’ laws! Also, I am not at all surprised this happened in Gresham. Creepy fucking town if I’ve ever seen one.

By: April

April — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:34:33 +0000

My Granny would have cranked his wanker too. Awwwww…. I’m in love with her.

By: Uvgottabkiddin

Uvgottabkiddin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:29:05 +0000

I’m still laughing at Dick Got Squeezed…..hee hee hee.

I giggled when I read the title, now that I read the story I am lmaoooooo Dick got squeezed !!!!! priceless =)

By: Southwind

Southwind — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:17:13 +0000

Is Michael Dick related to Andy Dick? Their mugshots seem similar.

By: Dex

Dex — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:54:39 +0000

She obviously has more balls than Dick

Z : I love that line.

By: Dakota Valkyrie

Dakota Valkyrie — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:29:25 +0000

She grabbed him as she was going to put “another log on the fire” when she realized all he had was a twig. Roaring fire don’t need no kindling.

By: LL44

LL44 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:19:45 +0000

Can someone explain to me why this wouldn’t be attempted rape??? It’s obvious what his intentions were!

By: CassieMomma

CassieMomma — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:11:26 +0000

I’m still laughing at Dick Got Squeezed…..hee hee hee.