Michael Dick
Gresham, OR–You ever have one of those days? You’re just sitting at home, chillin’ in your bathrobe, enjoying a peaceful morning when out of the blue, a nekkid guy just walks in through your patio door. Now, ya know this guy isn’t stopping in to shoot the breeze over coffee and donuts.
An 88-year-old Gresham woman, we’ll call her Jane, was throwing another log on the fire Tuesday morning when Dick entered her home in all of his creepy nekkid glory. For one head-scratching moment, Jane thought it was someone she knew, but then realized that this wasn’t a Dick she was familiar with.
Dick was silent as he followed Jane around her living room…he just kept pushing himself into her. Tiring of that game, Dick got a little testy and shoved Jane, face-first, into a chair. His plan was now clear. Jane wasn’t about to give it up so easily, she fought back. In her own words; ‘I kept saying, ‘No, no, no!’ And then I said, ‘Holy mother!’ And then I said, ‘God.’ And then he stopped and that’s when I reached around and grabbed him. I grabbed his cojones and gave ‘em a good squeeze!’ You go girl!!
The squeeze was enough to make Dick re-think his intentions with the woman. He extricated his junk from her vice-like grip, and took off running. After hearing Dick’s description announced over the radio, an officer in the neighborhood headed him off, interviewed, and arrested him. 46-year-old Michael Dick is being charged with burlgary, harassment and private indecency. He sits in Multnomah County jail on $110,00 bond. Other charges are pending.
Tags: Burglary, Gresham, Harassment, naked, Oregon
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