Comments on: Juli Faunce Is A Cougar

By: Lavonna

Lavonna — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:52:24 +0000

Did they not make her register as a sex offender? She should have to. Sick bitch.

By: Abroad

Abroad — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:50:36 +0000

This story makes me wonder didn’t she hear about the megan meyer / Lori Drew story – playing games with 13-14 yrs olds is a crime.

I thought it turned out in the end it wasn’t? Morally reprehensible, yes, – a crime, no?

By: sugarglider

sugarglider — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:52:59 +0000

Extreme Hair Fuglitude.

By: Wonder

Wonder — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:04:34 +0000

This story makes me wonder didn’t she hear about the megan meyer / Lori Drew story – playing games with 13-14 yrs olds is a crime. Lets just hope her daughter gets help and doesn’t end up hanging herself.

I don’t think this Juli bitch can be fixed – is that a prom hairdo ?

By: bahaley4e

bahaley4e — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:12:00 +0000

Really? Reeeaaaalllllllyyyy????? Are you kidding me? OMG get a liiifeeee! Shes your daughter…oh yea PS there comes a time when you realize that you just have it anymore. And the boy….whatever hes a boy- theres no excuse for him…he’s 14 he thinks with one head and it aint the one that sits on his shoulders. I cant get my focus off mom tho… I guess in that my mom is my best friend I struggle to imagine. Good God…. What a pathetic low life….. thats all she wrote….

By: moments for nothing

moments for nothing — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:27:57 +0000

Yeah, she’s nothing to look at, but you gotta look at it from the boy’s viewpoint.
If I was 14, just hitting puberty, and a friend’s mom hits on me, you know damn well
I’m going for it. 1) I’m a total novice at 14, 2) It’s actually temptingly sick… I can’t really blame the boy. The child molester…uh yeah, she’s whacked.

By: lilgoldnangel

lilgoldnangel — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:17:51 +0000

I think we need more male prostitutes. If Momma could go out and buy herself a piece of meat on the street, she might not be interested in competing with her daughter for a 14 year old.

Actually, she should of just gone to a bar around closing time and picked the guy that had been there the longest. That way she’d of gotten what she wanted and the poor drunk would hopefully not remember all the intimate details.

By: WryBread

WryBread — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:36:04 +0000

I think we need more male prostitutes. If Momma could go out and buy herself a piece of meat on the street, she might not be interested in competing with her daughter for a 14 year old.

She reminds me of Judith Krantz. Sort of 80’s hair. She’s got that “perky, wild, mussy hair will make people not notice my jowls” thing that both women (and male stars and executives) seem to buy into.

By: April

April — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:45:03 +0000

I’m not worried, though. He and I are celebrating our 9th anniversary this evening. He’s not going to be carried off any time soon.

9?? Nice. Congrats. I just had my tenth.

Happy New Year, EVERYONE!!!!

By: Castille

Castille — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:49:16 +0000

So what she was having a sexual relationship with this boy, but he really did rape her daughter? That poor girl would be cursed in so many ways.

By: Athena

Athena — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:59:00 +0000

My boyfriend is at that age where he is lusted after by both cougars AND jailbait. The problem is, I LIKE him hawt. He’s like my paperdoll – wears whatever I buy for him, lets me do his hair… How can I give that up?

I’m not worried, though. He and I are celebrating our 9th anniversary this evening. He’s not going to be carried off any time soon.

By: April

April — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:05:01 +0000

Damn Athena – Tell your man to quit being so hawt!! Either that, or don’t turn your back on him. He may get carried off by one of those harpies.

The “Cougars” in Newport Beach are friggin’ pretty. Look better than some 20 year olds. We call them trophey wives. Scared of them if they go after my hubby – Eek!

By: Athena

Athena — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:47:27 +0000

No, no, no…See? “Cougar” is a derogatory term. If you classy, attractive older gals are looking to reclaim it, y’all better drop the “r” like the black folks did with the N-word, or something. If you don’t, what other word will I call the over-processed, used-to-be-hot, dresses-too-young women who smell of bourbon and Virginia Slims that try to pick up my boyfriend the second I turn my back at the bar? There has to be a word for them, and, in my circles, “cougar” was always that word.

By: April

April — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:22:13 +0000

found the site, but not the post! Could you send me the link?

No post – just the site. The girls look better (more “Cougar-ish”) than slut mom. Doncha think??

Jackass fits fine in my opinion. The “slut mongrel” moniker fits well, too. Just make sure to add unattractive and sooooo-not thirty to the description…

Or a “rode hard and put up wet” 30 something year old slut mongrel, skanky jackass of a child molester whore. Did I get it all in there?? Do I win a prize??? Huh?? Do I??

By: jj999

jj999 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:14:40 +0000

Ok, ok, ok. I’ve been thoroughly spanked for the ‘Cougar’ comment. Hell people, I was just trying to come up with a snazzy title…’JackAss’ just didn’t fit.

Jackass fits fine in my opinion. The “slut mongrel” moniker fits well, too. Just make sure to add unattractive and sooooo-not thirty to the description…