Juli Faunce Is A Cougar
December 30, 2008 by Jaded
Rawr.
Cougar (noun): An older woman who is romantically interested in younger men.
Claymont, DE–Mothers share many things with their teen daughters; Clothing, makeup, secrets, jewelry, the bathroom, boyfriends. What? You mean to tell me you never looked at your teen daughter’s boyfriend and thought, ‘Daaaamn. I gotta get me some of that!’ No? Me either. Juli Faunce did though.
Yes, 38-year-old Juli Faunce was banging her daughter’s 14-year-old boyfriend. On two separate occasions in NovemberNovember reviews
, the boy was an overnight guest in her home and she really made his visits memorable. In a strange, and slightly disturbing twist, when she found out that the young boy was also sexing up her daughter, she got jealous. A woman scorned, she called the cops and said the young boy had raped her daughter.
Authorities were called to Faunce’s apartment on SundaySunday reviews to investigate a report that the teen boy had forced himself upon and raped Faunce’s teen daughter. Their investigation led them to the teen boys mother who said, ‘WTF? I just found out that my son was boning Faunce…not her daughter.’ Ok, maybe those weren’t her exact words, you get the idea. Seems that young guy was getting it from mommy and her daughter. Talk about having your cake and eating it too…..
Juli Faunce was arrested and locked up, charged with four counts of third-degree rape. Her bond was set at $40,000 and she was released later that day. She has been ordered to stay away from that 14-year-old and all teen-aged boys in general. Neither the teen boy nor the teen girl was charged with anything.
Peeperann has this one in our forums. Thanks Peeper!
10:52 am on December 30th, 2008
The write up didn’t mention that the poor kid was blind, he had to be, why else would he “hit” that? As philly_phan says “she’s trifling”
10:54 am on December 30th, 2008
You said that one PERFECT
YUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
12:03 pm on December 30th, 2008
I was going to say, I thought to be a couger you had to be hot yourself…..hee hee.
12:04 pm on December 30th, 2008
ew ew ew ew ew.
this is just nasty.
why in the hell did she think that calling the cops would be a good way to “get back at him”?
and why in the hell is she SMILING?
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12:05 pm on December 30th, 2008
You all assume he was looking at her face — doubt it!
Hooters. 14 yr. olds (and any other hot blooded male) want big ole’ hooters. (the other thing ALL men are interested in also don’t require looking at her face)
What a dumb bitch though. Did she NOT realize it was ILLEGAL to bang that boy? Did she NOT realize that 14 yr. olds (male or female) are really, really bad at keeping secrets? lol
I feel bad for her daughter, though. Mom’s shouldn’t ever go after their daughter’s boyfriends — no matter WHAT the ages are. Just sooo uncool. How could she ever trust her mom again?
12:25 pm on December 30th, 2008
I don’t think that’s her mug shot. Judging by the blue background, I’m thinking it’s her drivers license photo.
She’s a nasty, vindictive bitch. She didn’t even think about the fact that the false rape charge could have forever altered that young boy’s life.
Last time I checked, there really isn’t a shortage of single, horny men in their 30’s. Hell, they might have at least bought her dinner before they put the moves on her. What satisfaction would a grown woman get from a kid? I don’t get it.
12:50 pm on December 30th, 2008
Cougar, my ass…she’s just an ugly, stupid bitch. I’d wipe that smile off her face permanently if that been my boy she was fork’n.
Real cougars are beautiful and smart about who they date…young men NOT boys!!
1:12 pm on December 30th, 2008
Ahhh, 14 year old boys. . . the epitome of manly charm, sex appeal, and virility. . . . . if you’re 12!!! Good grief, Mrs. Robinson, you didn’t exactly stop and think it through, did you? Did you not think the truth would come out when you dragged the police into it, especially since YOU are the one that committed a crime! What, you thought he might not mention that, just go with the rape charge! Geesh – What a maroon!
Could have just been her dirty little secret (until of course, Jr. told 6 or 14 of his closest buddies), but she made sure everyone knows what she’s up to – pretty embarrassing, to say the least!
I remember the last time I was attracted to a 14 year old boy I was 16, and I probably wouldn’t have even admitted it then! Yikes! Thankfully, 14 year old boys usually bounce back pretty quickly after being seduced by their girlfriend’s mom, but her poor daughter will probably need a few years of counseling. . . .
2:03 pm on December 30th, 2008
Exactly! She got jealous that the boy preferred her daughter, who by the way is his age!! If this were a man, no one would bat an eye for calling it rape.
As for being a “cougar”?? No freaking way, cougars are hawt!!
2:08 pm on December 30th, 2008
Sounds like you speak from experience Silvahalo
hee hee!
2:14 pm on December 30th, 2008
for the life of me , i cant understand what these older women are thinking, going after young teen boys. It makes me want to vomit!!! Couldnt she go to the local watering hole and get a man..she looks like your typical bar hag anyway…
2:40 pm on December 30th, 2008
Yup yup. Thanks 4 the direct quote
Ditto that. Calling RAPE on an innocent person can have a lifetime of repercussions…especially a young, impressionable boy like this one.
Ummm…and questions on top of questions. What exactly is this lady’s mental status? Education level? HOW in the HELL did she think she was going to pull this rape charge off…and that this young boy would not throw into the mix hey I was sexing the mom and the daughter?! Boys brag, he told someone. He would’ve had to! What dude do you know no matter what his age – if he bagged the mom and daughter he was telling someone about it! Guaranteed.
Not to mention WTF was she thinking allowing her daughter’s BF to spend the night and nothing was gonna happen between them?! At THAT age?! Did she think they were watching reruns of The Brady Bunch in the family room? Then she gets jealous of her daughter…we know the rest. Amazing. Fucking pervs…
2:41 pm on December 30th, 2008
also true…the chicks on Desperate Housewives would be considered “cougars”. This chick is about as hot as a hairless cat…certainly NOT a cougar, lol.
3:15 pm on December 30th, 2008
38? Really? I’d have guessed 45 easy enough.
Ew. Just ew ew ew ew ew.
3:31 pm on December 30th, 2008
Well. . . .she does have a nice complexion. . . . .
4:03 pm on December 30th, 2008
Dayum! Online dating might have kept her sorry ass out of jail. BTW – anyone wonder what his friends are saying. C’mon… He was getting it from the daughter, he didn’t need the skanky, fugly mother. UGH!
5:32 pm on December 30th, 2008
Funny, I had the same thought when I saw her picture. Who else does not buy that she is 38? She looks older than that…I am just saying.
8:58 pm on December 30th, 2008
Have you seen Silvahalo?! She is so beautiful she could have anyone she wanted!!
11:02 pm on December 30th, 2008
I don’t care what the circumstances are, Male… Female… Having sex with anyone under 18 is a child molestor to me. She’s a pedafile and certainly not a cougar! She gives them a bad name!
11:30 pm on December 30th, 2008
No shit! Last I checked, cougars were 40 something year old women that liked 20 something year old men – not children.
11:37 pm on December 30th, 2008
Thanks April! I’m a 30 something who likes 40 somethings. I’m going for the term of Jaguar!
12:01 am on December 31st, 2008
Nice. I like that.
12:15 am on December 31st, 2008
Ok, ok, ok. I’ve been thoroughly spanked for the ‘Cougar’ comment. Hell people, I was just trying to come up with a snazzy title…’JackAss’ just didn’t fit.
12:23 am on December 31st, 2008
How about child-molesting-slutt-hound-from-hell?
12:40 am on December 31st, 2008
Or Slut mongrel.
12:43 am on December 31st, 2008
Yeah…that one!!
12:45 am on December 31st, 2008
I like that! Good one April!
12:49 am on December 31st, 2008
I calls ‘em like I sees ‘em. Let me tell you – My son is 7. If he was 14 and this skank made one horny look in my son’s direction, she’d spend the next 20 years trying to figure out how to remove my foot from her ass. BTW – She looks like a granny. Is she really in her 30’s? I’m 33 and if I look like that 5 years from now- I’m ending it. The toaster in the bathtub way (if you kow what I mean)…
12:52 am on December 31st, 2008
For the record – My hubby is 38 and wouldn’t f*ck that if she was the last woman on Earth and there were no sheep.
12:55 am on December 31st, 2008
Oh, I so hear that! No freakin way she’s in her thirties, and if she really is….Damn! I look good!!! We both do girl! My son is 6 and I would be damned if anyone, let alone another mother, said it was okay for him to spend the night at their daughter’s when he is 14! His mother should of got her head out of her ass when that happened!
1:02 am on December 31st, 2008
Agreed. You have to think she is somewhat responsible. Unless it was the whole “I’m sleeping over at Bobby’s house” story and she was dumb enough to NOT make sure her 14 year old was where he said. And slut mom here – WTF…. She served her daughter up to him and then got mad about it??? MAking sure the old apple doesn’t fall too far from the skanky ass tree.
1:14 am on December 31st, 2008
Funny you mention that! Had a situation earlier this year when my daughter was suppose to be at her friends. We always warn her “You’ll never know when we’re gonna check!”…. after minutes of noone answering the phone at her friend’s home, my hubby decided to go visit. Long story, sort of short, she wasn’t there and neither was her friend or parents. Just older brother! My daughter is 12! So, we called the father’s cell and found out the girl’s parents were at work. (their own business) After searching half the night, we finally found her at the girlfriend’s boyfriend’s house. She is no longer allowed to associate with this girl and now she always remembers our warning…”You’ll never know when we’ll check!” The sad part about this is, when I first spoke with the girl’s mother she promised me that she would be home all evening and the girls would be supervised! Moral of the story: As parents, we certainly cannot take anybody’s word, especially other parents, when it comes to our childrens’ safety!
1:23 am on December 31st, 2008
Gotta love teen girls! I was one of those once. And an EVIL one. I invented most of the bullshit stories gogrls tell their folks. My son will never get away with anything.
BTW – I just wrote an insurance policy for cougarcandystore.com – She looks NOTHING like those chicks. Check it out.
Good night love!
1:31 am on December 31st, 2008
found the site, but not the post! Could you send me the link?
2:23 am on December 31st, 2008
BOY not only is this skank ugly but you gota be kidding after she is fuking this boy!! she finds out he is fuking her daughter,well duhhhhhhhh you stupid cunt you your dumbass self call the cops.SHEESH what i guess you thought it wasnt going to come out that you were fuking this kid,knowing you are one bored out (loose pussy) skank well ya gona get what ya got comin to ya.. DUMBASS
2:26 am on December 31st, 2008
Lilgoldnangel, I edited your comment and removed your email address. This isn’t exactly the kind of site where you would want that kind of information in public view.
9:00 am on December 31st, 2008
Wasn’t that (obviously, duh?) just sarcastic humor? Similar to, “Jose Diaz is just a hunk… of burnin’ love?”
10:14 am on December 31st, 2008
Jackass fits fine in my opinion. The “slut mongrel” moniker fits well, too. Just make sure to add unattractive and sooooo-not thirty to the description…
12:22 pm on December 31st, 2008
No post – just the site. The girls look better (more “Cougar-ish”) than slut mom. Doncha think??
Or a “rode hard and put up wet” 30 something year old slut mongrel, skanky jackass of a child molester whore. Did I get it all in there?? Do I win a prize??? Huh?? Do I??
3:47 pm on December 31st, 2008
No, no, no…See? “Cougar” is a derogatory term. If you classy, attractive older gals are looking to reclaim it, y’all better drop the “r” like the black folks did with the N-word, or something. If you don’t, what other word will I call the over-processed, used-to-be-hot, dresses-too-young women who smell of bourbon and Virginia Slims that try to pick up my boyfriend the second I turn my back at the bar? There has to be a word for them, and, in my circles, “cougar” was always that word.
4:05 pm on December 31st, 2008
Damn Athena – Tell your man to quit being so hawt!! Either that, or don’t turn your back on him. He may get carried off by one of those harpies.
The “Cougars” in Newport Beach are friggin’ pretty. Look better than some 20 year olds. We call them trophey wives. Scared of them if they go after my hubby – Eek!
4:59 pm on December 31st, 2008
My boyfriend is at that age where he is lusted after by both cougars AND jailbait. The problem is, I LIKE him hawt. He’s like my paperdoll – wears whatever I buy for him, lets me do his hair… How can I give that up?
I’m not worried, though. He and I are celebrating our 9th anniversary this evening. He’s not going to be carried off any time soon.
8:49 pm on December 31st, 2008
So what she was having a sexual relationship with this boy, but he really did rape her daughter? That poor girl would be cursed in so many ways.
11:45 pm on December 31st, 2008
9?? Nice. Congrats. I just had my tenth.
Happy New Year, EVERYONE!!!!
7:36 pm on January 1st, 2009
I think we need more male prostitutes. If Momma could go out and buy herself a piece of meat on the street, she might not be interested in competing with her daughter for a 14 year old.
She reminds me of Judith Krantz. Sort of 80’s hair. She’s got that “perky, wild, mussy hair will make people not notice my jowls” thing that both women (and male stars and executives) seem to buy into.
12:17 am on January 2nd, 2009
Actually, she should of just gone to a bar around closing time and picked the guy that had been there the longest. That way she’d of gotten what she wanted and the poor drunk would hopefully not remember all the intimate details.
12:27 am on January 2nd, 2009
Yeah, she’s nothing to look at, but you gotta look at it from the boy’s viewpoint.
If I was 14, just hitting puberty, and a friend’s mom hits on me, you know damn well
I’m going for it. 1) I’m a total novice at 14, 2) It’s actually temptingly sick… I can’t really blame the boy. The child molester…uh yeah, she’s whacked.
8:12 am on January 2nd, 2009
Really? Reeeaaaalllllllyyyy????? Are you kidding me? OMG get a liiifeeee! Shes your daughter…oh yea PS there comes a time when you realize that you just have it anymore. And the boy….whatever hes a boy- theres no excuse for him…he’s 14 he thinks with one head and it aint the one that sits on his shoulders. I cant get my focus off mom tho… I guess in that my mom is my best friend I struggle to imagine. Good God…. What a pathetic low life….. thats all she wrote….
6:04 am on January 4th, 2009
This story makes me wonder didn’t she hear about the megan meyer / Lori Drew story – playing games with 13-14 yrs olds is a crime. Lets just hope her daughter gets help and doesn’t end up hanging herself.
I don’t think this Juli bitch can be fixed – is that a prom hairdo ?
9:52 am on January 5th, 2009
Extreme Hair Fuglitude.
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