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Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

December 25, 2008 by impqueen  

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On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviewsTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviewsMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.

Comments

24 Comments on "Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!" make up the 115,827 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. whispers_wing
    12:43 am on December 25th, 2008

    LOL TY I have had crap going on lately and not laughing at all,,this is the best thing Ive read in awhile I was laughing so hard I was crying.I snuck away for few minutes from guests and came back laughing so hard I couldnt breathe,,they thought I was nuts TY IMP THAT WAS GREAT!!!

  2. Harley_Tech
    12:56 am on December 25th, 2008

    LMAO!

    R

  3. bogustoo
    12:59 am on December 25th, 2008

    Imp, that was AWESOME! Thanks for the laugh. Merry Christmas to you too!

  4. Lizard
    1:45 am on December 25th, 2008

    To all my fellow Demonites, may your day be divine!

  5. Uff Da
    2:05 am on December 25th, 2008

    LOL!!

    The best part is that I was singing the lyrics in my head as I was reading.

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  6. Becca
    2:10 am on December 25th, 2008

    Imp, you always give the bestest presents! Thank you.

    Merry Christmas all!

  7. auddie
    3:49 am on December 25th, 2008

    LMFAO imp . . . thought we were done for the Holiday but just swung by after the late night wrapping frenzy for a peek – Visa freakin’ Christ Claus . . . priceless.

  8. impqueen
    5:31 am on December 25th, 2008

    In the spirit of giving credit where credit is due: the idea, a good bit of the lyrics, and the Santa were all Morbid’s idea. All I did was rewrite the lyrics to suit me instead of him, tag articles, link to the tags, and write the thing up. Because apparently I’m Morbid’s elf. (he says bitch, i say elf.)

    Oh, and stabby psychos? That was all Lizard, although it definitely got the So Jaded stamp of approval. Morbid and I could not do this (especially lately) without So Jaded, Lizard, Ruby, and our contributing members. They rock.

    Merry Christmas, everyone! <3

  9. Rhoni
    7:32 am on December 25th, 2008

    The best part is that I was singing the lyrics in my head as I was reading.

    I was too..Thanks Imp, Morbid, So Jaded, Lizard Ruby..Thank you all for all you do here.. that was great…Merry Christmas Everyone

  10. mm_classy
    8:58 am on December 25th, 2008

    I was too..Thanks Imp, Morbid, So Jaded, Lizard Ruby..Thank you all for all you do here.. that was great…Merry Christmas Everyone

    My thoughts exactly! That was an awesome little jingle! Merry Christmas everyone!

  11. Dakota Valkyrie
    9:25 am on December 25th, 2008

    Imp is my favorite elf!

    Hope everyone gets what they want from Santaman.

  12. kbawesome
    2:10 pm on December 25th, 2008

    awesome!
    **

  13. So Jaded
    7:21 pm on December 25th, 2008

    I fuckin’ love this place.
    Thank you Morbid and Imp.

  14. flawed_existence
    9:00 pm on December 25th, 2008

    I have had an extremely shitty day. Thanks, imp for the pick-me-up. Absolutely nothing could make me smile today, but you came DAMN close…

    And, thanks to you guys who keep this joint running 365 days a year. I really appreciate you! Despite the gallows humor and acid wit, I know it isn’t easy. So a double thank you.

  15. V
    9:05 pm on December 25th, 2008

    Nice poem… my fave is the six stabby psychos! LOL! Hope all is well in your worlds … Merry Christmas everyone!

    Sincerely,
    V

  16. Jnett
    1:59 am on December 26th, 2008

    At first I thought “What the hell?” about this picture…, then I realized, “this is hell” and what so many of those who need to go there, OR ARE, must picture…….. It truly is what Christmas has become on so many levels, but not for all of us, thankfully.

    Dreamin Demon,

    Thank you for all you do. I feel that, if so many can suffer pain and endure it, then the least we can read about it, and pray, or empathize. No one should have to suffer at the hands of another, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN! Some people simply, should
    NOT BE. Thanks for pointing them out, and posting their MySpace pages and telling the world who they are!

    Merry Christmas

  17. Wonder
    2:43 am on December 26th, 2008

    Yes I agree wonderful gift and I was singing along also…

    thanks for all you do… since give credit where credit is do … I manage a msn group and its a big job. You all Rock! Sometimes we need to take some time away and don’t feel guilty about neglecting the group… I know its hard but relax a bit as long as you have helpers not a problem LOL… wtg ya’all

    eeeeeeeeeeew fucking casey anthony grrrrrrrrrr nuff said

  18. kmm0930
    3:20 am on December 26th, 2008

    RIP Caylee Marie

  19. What Would Satan Do
    11:04 am on December 27th, 2008

    *shaking head*

  20. Suhani Patel
    5:29 pm on December 27th, 2008

    That image is so sacriligous.

    Suhani

  21. Morbid
    9:22 pm on December 27th, 2008

    That image is so sacriligous.

    So is Christmas.

    Happy Holidays!

  22. Dneilz
    9:45 pm on December 27th, 2008

    Omg… loves it! But Imp, what about the dude that does dead deer???? Shouldn’t he fit somewhere in that song??? Oh, GOD no…. not NOT Rudolph too! ;)

  23. auddie
    9:31 am on December 29th, 2008

    That image is so sacriligous.

    Don’t you understand that Santa died for your right to say that?

  24. philly_phan
    9:54 am on December 29th, 2008

    LMAO! Luv it…that was great…even though I am DAYSSSSSS late.

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