Paul Thomas Hamill’s Girlfriend Gets Pissed
December 24, 2008 by Morbid
Florida – Hamill, 43, and his girlfriend got into an argument in the parking lot of a Sunoco gas station. The argument was over his girlfriend’s mother. While the exact details of the argument are not known, the exchange got Hamill so mad, he dumped a container of his own urine on the head of his girlfriend. He has now been arrested on simple battery charges.
Now, before we go any further, I am sure some of you want to know why the hell Hamill had a container of his own piss on his person. Hamill told police that he does not like to find restrooms when he needs one, so keeping a plastic container in his possession means he doesn’t have to bother. This sucker must have been full, as the victim’s hair and clothing were reportedly “saturated”. After Hamill poured the piss on his girlfriend she poured red wine on him and called police. He was arrested at the scene and is being held on a $2,500 bond.
Florida. lol!
And with that story, I am out until FridayFriday reviews
. You guys have a great Christmas.
1:04 pm on December 24th, 2008
One, if you are peeing so much that you would rather carry your urine around with you than find a toilet, you either are diabetic or alcoholic. Maybe both, ha. And the girlfriend had some red wine handy at the Sunoco, so that kind of bolsters my theory.
As an aside, you know golden showers is a fetish for some. I wonder if you could get off (hahaha, pun intended) if you could prove the alleged victim enjoyed such a thing.
1:25 pm on December 24th, 2008
Yah I agree CheekySweetie, only a drunk would come up with that excuse to carry around a pee jar. What a looser.
1:27 pm on December 24th, 2008
I refuse to hang out with pee brain piss collectors.
That gal must have really been in LOOOVE with him.
No one can say he was so poor he didn’t have a pot to piss in.
1:59 pm on December 24th, 2008
Bwaahahaha @ “pot to piss in”
2:31 pm on December 24th, 2008
Perfect!
2:41 pm on December 24th, 2008
He looks pretty happy in the picture; maybe it was worth it to him.
I guess he wanted to be ready if the chance came up and he was dehydrated. I can find a bathroom or makeshift one just about anywhere if I really need to go. Carrying my piss around? Don’t think so.
4:21 pm on December 24th, 2008
Perfect example of “Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On”
4:33 pm on December 24th, 2008
Not a drunker, a tweaker! They like to save piss, look at the dudes face, TWEAKER!
7:33 pm on December 24th, 2008
I’m thinking this guy had a date with a lover of golden showers and became side-tracked by his girlfriend…
2:14 am on December 25th, 2008
He said, “Piss on you Bitch! I am not buying your mother a Christmas present.”
3:37 am on December 26th, 2008
LOL – I admit I’ve been pissed on ~ I can’t imagine what that 911 dispatcher was thinking… anyone have the 911 tape Lmfao.
forty fuckin’ three geeeeeeesh I see that he has learned some important tips while aging… wonder if the cops kept his piss jar.
Note to self: My daughters water bottle would be purfect for this – Wonder if we could sell it on ebay.
3:44 am on December 26th, 2008
I meant to say … he looks damnnn proud of hisself… very happy to be home – I think he has been in jail before, no longer homeless,
What are the holiday’s like in jail. Are there gifts for the needy and church groups visiting playing music and singing carols. Special treats, Martha White cookies, Martha Stewart crafts. It is Florida so I can’t say a Night warm place to lay his head… Why is he soooo Joyful?
3:31 pm on December 26th, 2008
This is funny and gross. But his smile is priceless.
6:39 pm on December 26th, 2008
He’s Smilin’ coz he doesn’t have to do Christmas with his gf’s mother! ROFLMAO!
10:38 am on December 29th, 2008
Nasty! Just the thought of someone carrying their own piss…only someone like this would pour urine in another person. Ugh! Just trifling.
11:45 am on December 29th, 2008
ha ! trifling !!!!!
10:38 pm on December 29th, 2008
That is soooo gross, and totally uncalled for! Yick! On the other hand, he does have a great smile. . . . . . I bet he’s a real charmer when he’s not pouring piss on your head. . . .
9:20 am on December 31st, 2008
Ohhhhh, the picture, the PICTURE….LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF….Before I ever ever read the article. the grinnin gibbon on the dreamin demon!! ahhhh hahahahaha!!!!
11:03 am on April 26th, 2009
Thank you God for giving me enough sense to want and need everything and everyone around me to be clean and decent. How do these people stand themselves?!
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