Charris Bowers Was Chompin’ At The Bit
December 24, 2008 by Jaded
Charris Bowers (MyspaceMySpace
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Deltona, FL–Some things in life just aren’t fair. Your wife agrees to a little oral after an evening of drinking at the local pub. She has assumed the position and things are heading in the right direction. You kick back, relax, and start enjoying the ride. Then….CHOMP! Maybe you say, ‘Hey baby, easy with the teeth, K?’ Then…CHOMP CHOMP! Now your brain is sending out signals that something is waaaay wrong with this usually enjoyable situation, the family jewels are in danger!
Delou Bowers was faced with that sticky predicament FridayFriday reviews
night. His wife, 27-year-old Charris Bowers, started gnawing on those jewels like a hot dog. Delou tried to get her to stop, but she continued to bite him. Finally, after a couple of blows to Charris’ head, Delou managed to extricate himself from her mouth.
Charris, has a different version, of course. Actually, she has two different versions of the story. The first one: She was just sitting on the couch, minding her own business, when her husband wandered over and just stuck that thing right in her mouth. She had to bite it to get it away from her face. And the second version: Her husband walked over to her in all his nekkid glory, and she bit his dick. Personally, I think the second version lacks imagination.
Charris stated to authorities that she just didn’t want to have sex, so she bit her husband’s dick. Regardless, the injury was photographed and Charris was arrested SaturdaySaturday reviews
and charged with misdemeanor battery. She was released from her cage on SundaySunday reviews without having to post bail.
RaVen Blackehart is on top of this one in our forums. Thanks Raven!
4:44 am on December 24th, 2008
LOL you go girl … I wished I knew both sides of the story (the truth) … I assume some men have it coming… Of course from my experience they always put the blame on the other … I think it would be fabulous if the husband came here and admitted that he deserved it.
I would like to see the pix plz
6:36 am on December 24th, 2008
Well honestly, she kinda looks like a story teller, liar, and i am sure there was no need to bite it off, she married the idiot so she should have known he may like this kinda oral fixation, who wouldn’t??????anyway, he should dump her wacky look ass right away, she seems like a crazy bitch
6:54 am on December 24th, 2008
Ditto! *wicked grin*
Hey Charris? In my personal experience – not OPENING your mouth works, too — and keeps your ass outta jail! lol Of course, if you’re wanting to send a message to dear hubby (and don’t mind getting your head bashed in) – biting will work.
Wonder how long it’ll be before her husband trusts a woman enough to shove that thing down her throat again? (If he’s typical, it’ll be as soon as it heals) lmao
Just what I needed on this “Bah Humbug” morning – a chuckle. Thanks Raven and So Jaded!
Happy Holidays to all!
8:03 am on December 24th, 2008
My ex-wife tried this. Luckily I am a man of steel. It was if she had chomped down on a tire iron. Joke was on me though, as part of our divorce agreement had me paying to fix her broken teeth.
8:46 am on December 24th, 2008
Oooo… That “BITES” Morbid! (pun intended) hehehe
Your lawyer really sucked! Must have gone to the same law school as MY divorce lawyer! LOL
9:50 am on December 24th, 2008
I would have lied and said he hit me while I was um pleasuring him, that would account for the reflexive bite action and maybe he would have went to jail instead.
10:26 am on December 24th, 2008
It kind of looks like she and the baby-beater in the next story got their noses from the same WalMart.
11:05 am on December 24th, 2008
Morbid, you always know how to turn women on, don’t you?
11:22 am on December 24th, 2008
It’s a gift.
1:04 pm on December 24th, 2008
Her Myspace page says she is a 911 operator, wonder how she is going to live this down at work, people will probly leave thoughs little wind up dancing Teeth on her desk at work. I know I would
1:30 pm on December 24th, 2008
OMG, this pic is on her profile: http://img.freecodesource.com/gallery/images/banners/prod_532_18261.gif
Foreshadowing anyone? LMAO
The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle of their stories.
2:39 pm on December 24th, 2008
ROTFL
2:42 pm on December 24th, 2008
LOOK AT HER NOSE, SHE SURENEEDS A NEW ONE
PUKE CITY
2:45 pm on December 24th, 2008
Her page says that they are parents. I wonder what they told the kids about why Mommy got arrested and why Daddy is walking funny.
2:58 pm on December 24th, 2008
Did hamburger-dick hub call 911? That audio would be priceless!
4:15 pm on December 24th, 2008
Her myspace says shes 4′11″. Theres no excuse for causing harm to anyone, but you do have to wonder if this was the only chance she had for a little payback for a beating.
But like I tell everyone theres 3 sides to every story, yours, mine and the truth. If shes in an abusive situation I pray she gets help. If shes just a mean as shit bitch I hope shes does time with a not very nice roommate.
8:19 pm on December 25th, 2008
I aint gonna lie….I have felt the chomp urge before…Fortunately I have verbally berated said chomp-worthy dudes to the point of crying before that became necessary.
I sincerely hope he did SOMETHING that invited this – and she wasnt just some drunk barfly asstard.
Cause I mean. I dont have balls. But I have empathy for them.
4:16 am on December 26th, 2008
I had to go look … that baby beater… and her Do have the same NOSE fricken strange … back to back stories … amazing find thanks ! LOL Walmart… maybe the madien name is Melendez
hehe I just made a comment saying this about the woman with the piss on her head
5:40 pm on December 27th, 2008
If this is Charris’ story of biting her man’s penis, I’d hate to read what another story would be if Charris was epileptic. hahahahaah
This is soo funny.
Suhani
10:46 am on December 29th, 2008
Damn! Well I wonder did she get to BRUSH before being booked and arrested?! LOL. I wish we could know the REAL story…too bad we probably never will!
8:38 pm on December 30th, 2008
so what did she do wrong ?
8:43 pm on December 30th, 2008
Peeperann said she has big brass balls
8:47 pm on December 30th, 2008
There is a picture of Lou on her myspace. He looks mean. Bet he deserved it.
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