Charris Bowers (Myspace)
Deltona, FL–Some things in life just aren’t fair. Your wife agrees to a little oral after an evening of drinking at the local pub. She has assumed the position and things are heading in the right direction. You kick back, relax, and start enjoying the ride. Then….CHOMP! Maybe you say, ‘Hey baby, easy with the teeth, K?’ Then…CHOMP CHOMP! Now your brain is sending out signals that something is waaaay wrong with this usually enjoyable situation, the family jewels are in danger!
Delou Bowers was faced with that sticky predicament Friday night. His wife, 27-year-old Charris Bowers, started gnawing on those jewels like a hot dog. Delou tried to get her to stop, but she continued to bite him. Finally, after a couple of blows to Charris’ head, Delou managed to extricate himself from her mouth.
Charris, has a different version, of course. Actually, she has two different versions of the story. The first one: She was just sitting on the couch, minding her own business, when her husband wandered over and just stuck that thing right in her mouth. She had to bite it to get it away from her face. And the second version: Her husband walked over to her in all his nekkid glory, and she bit his dick. Personally, I think the second version lacks imagination.
Charris stated to authorities that she just didn’t want to have sex, so she bit her husband’s dick. Regardless, the injury was photographed and Charris was arrested Saturday and charged with misdemeanor battery. She was released from her cage on Sunday without having to post bail.
RaVen Blackehart is on top of this one in our forums. Thanks Raven!
Tags: Battery, Biting, Florida, oral sex
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