Wilbur Eichman Wanted Nuts
December 16, 2008 by Morbid
But not the pecan or macadamia type…
Wilbur Eichman and Charles Pernot
NEWARK, Del – Wilbur was really pissed at his 44-year-old ex son-in-law. So mad in fact, that he wanted him hurt very badly. Now, after a bad decision and a chain of stupidity, he has been charged and arrested for offering someone $1,200 to assault the man. He even added a bit of an incentive. An extra $3000 if he cut off the man’s genitals and brought them back.
The plan fell apart when the man hired to do the deed botched the assault, running off after the victim began yelling for help. The wannabe hitman decided he could make some quick cash much easier by ratting out Wilbur. What he did was priceless in a dumbass sort of way. Almost like an episode of My Name is Earl. The man called the victim on his cell phone and told him he was “Chaz”, the man who had assaulted him earlier. Chaz told the victim that someone wanted to hurt him and he had been hired to do it. If he wanted to know who, they should meet in a public place. Once together, Chaz told the victim that for 500 dollars, he would give him a recording of the person who had solicited the assault. The victim paid Chaz and immediately recognized the person on the recording as his ex father-in-law. He then went to police. Using the cell phone call, it didn’t take much time for police to track down Chaz. Chaz was actually 34-year-old Charles Pernot and he was subsequently charged with attempted robbery, attempted burglary and conspiracy. He also gave up Wilbur. Again. Wilbur didn’t get the nuts he wanted, and instead got charged with one count of criminal solicitation. He has been released after posting a $500 bail. If this case interests you, keep an eye out on the comment section on this site. Someone posted that the son-in-law had garnered his father-in-law’s anger because he cheated on his daughter with the nanny, and stole some money from the family.
3:23 pm on December 16th, 2008
Sheesh- where’s the Christmas Spirit? Is it in that balding lump on Pernot’s head?
Weird….
3:28 pm on December 16th, 2008
What kind of moron thinks they would actually get this done…for that LITTLE???!!!
I mean, to shoot the guy would be quick enough, but there better be a WHOLE LOT MORE $$$ in it than $3000 for me to handle somebody else’s goods-WHILE THEY ARE Dead or Dying- and saw them off!!!
(Yes, saw—I doubt rigor will have set in yet to allow a good clean “slice”!!)
hahahahahahaaaaa…
3:40 pm on December 16th, 2008
If cheating was justified in killing someone, I know five men and two women that would be dead right now
3:57 pm on December 16th, 2008
Well he DID try to get some balls to hang on his tree….
4:09 pm on December 16th, 2008
hehe sorry guys I gotta laugh…. I know I’d love to chop off my ex’s balls, but see I’d cut out the middle man and do it myself….
I kid!…….
well maybe
7:21 pm on December 16th, 2008
Bring me his Ball, Ohh man thats priceless.
Guess he wanted to smell some, ” Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”. To get more into the Christmas spirit.
8:57 pm on December 16th, 2008
LMAO! This is classic. $500 bail, $500 botched job. Seems 500 is this dude’s lucky #. Kind of would have been funnier had the dumb ass hit man actually had the balls to get the balls…not kill the son-in-law, just hurt him, lol. Funny.
8:58 pm on December 16th, 2008
Only 7 ppl? Where do you live?
9:13 pm on December 16th, 2008
Ouch, I hate to see what did to his daughter’s high school dates
9:57 pm on December 16th, 2008
Yikes. My guess is he’ll think twice before cheating one his wife again…
11:01 pm on December 16th, 2008
Trying to cut off someone’s nuts is “robbery?” What was the burglary charge for — breaking into the guy’s scrotum with intent to steal?
11:06 pm on December 16th, 2008
Old Guy: “Son, you need a hair transplant and I can help you get the money.”
Young Guy: “But officer, have compassion. I have the “circus ring” hair loss pattern. No one has looked me in the eye for five years. They just stare at the “Big Top.”
12:34 am on December 17th, 2008
awww, he’s a thoughtful Daddy. The smile in his mug is worth more than $500, bahah.
2:21 pm on December 17th, 2008
Priceless, Wry!
2:24 pm on December 17th, 2008
Nice! I think the criminals are getting more and more dumb!
8:35 pm on December 17th, 2008
I feel sorry for the old guy. He’s probably just sick of seeing his daughter hurt. He’s obviously not an experienced criminal because what he did was really, really stupid. I don’t know, I kinda hope the courts go easy on him.
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