Gainesville, FL–The unhappy looking gent you see pictured above is 26-year-old Devin Anthony Perry. He is in trouble for stealing a fridge full of urine samples. Even his mad CSI skills didn’t prevent his arrest….
Ya see, Devin is on probation for a previous drug arrest. He was to be on probation until 2018 for multiple drug convictions, including possession and sale of marijuana and cocaine. On Friday, he reported to the Dept. of Corrections Probation and Parole office to submit a urine sample for drug testing. And guess what? The sample proved positive for drugs. Ut-Oh! What’s a felon to do?
After realizing that the tinkle was ‘dirty,’ Devin hatched a brilliant plan to retrieve the dirty sample. Sometime between 2 and 5 a.m. Sunday morning, Devin returned to the probation office, shot out a window to gain entry, and grabbed the locked fridge used to store the tinkle. Using the aforementioned CSI skills, Perry collected shards of glass that had his blood on them and set fire to the shrubbery beneath the window. He then set off with his fridge full of pee.
Probation officers arriving to work that morning took notice of the smoldering bushes. Seeing as how the voice of God didn’t speak from the burning bush, pointing out the bad guy, the PO’s called in the police. After being handed a list of felons who may have had reason to want their samples destroyed, deputies started tracking down potential suspects.
One of the names on that list was Devin Perry. When investigators peered into a trash can at Devin’s home, they discovered the missing shards of glass, wrapped up in clothing believed to belong to Devin. Busted!
Devin Anthony Perry, was arrested and charged with arson, destroying evidence, burglary and larceny. The abducted fridge hasn’t been found.
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