WARNING: Sexy At Work
December 12, 2008 by Morbid
Please note! – I still have a LOT of work to do, but I have to turn the new theme on for a bit. Please read for more information at the bottom of this article.
In preparation for the site upgrade, certain plugins and features have been disabled. This is causing some functions of the site to not function correctly, including the paged comments and comment number feature. I could take the time to fix it, but the upgrade will do that for me, so for now…it will remain broke for a day or so. We had decided to upgrade the site until next weekend, but fuck it…no time like the present.
The look of the site will be changing as well, so if you notice any graphical glitches or anomalies, please know I am aware of them and I am working, in between blunts, to get them fixed. Bare with us over the next few days and the end result should be a sleeker, sexier Demon.
Aside from paged comments and page numbering being broken currently, so is the “click quote” function. Some of the sidebar content has been removed for now, and some ads are not displaying correctly (I know, I know, that really has you guys in an uproar…your ads are missing) but none of this will be fixed until later tonight. Once we change over to the new theme, I will then begin adding stuff back in. The end result will be� a less cluttered look and hopefully a faster running site. Once the theme is activated, I will remove this post and replace it with a new one, explaining some of the differences you may or may not notice, and what has been added or removed…or just moved to a different location.
Until I put up that new message, no need emailing me about something being fucked up. Wait until AFTER I think there isn’t anything fucked up. THEN contact me and let me know something is fucked up.
UPDATE – I still have a lot of work to do, but this will be the new layout. I know it may be a bit jarring at first, but I have used ti all day and I like it much, much better. As usual, hold off on any negative comments or letting me know things are broken. TrustTrust reviews
me, I know and I am getting to them.
As for anyone who likes the old look better, great.
Next on my list (in no particular order):
- Getting logo back in header
- Add numbers to the comments
- Changing three icons at top-right to red
- Add icons for our MyspaceMySpace
, TwitterTwitter
, etc pages. - Get the friggin’ “recently commented on” plugin working
After those four, I will go on to four more…but those are the ones aggravating me the most. And before anyone tells me that the page loads red first, I know. I’ll get to it later on as it does not hinder anything…and besides, it reminds me of the elevator doors opening in The ShiningThe Shining reviews
…and that pleases me greatly.
2:10 pm on December 12th, 2008
I thought something was going on, duh, not much gets by me.. But just maybe you could get it fixed faster if you put that blunt down, better yet, I’ll hold it for you.. Your the best..
2:14 pm on December 12th, 2008
I probably could have had the site updated by now, but I chose to update crimecritics.com first, then I updated the forums. This upgrade will surely break D’D in some capacity, so I am going to wait ’til late tonight to do it.
2:15 pm on December 12th, 2008
Whatever do you mean, Morbid? I’m not working.
2:36 pm on December 12th, 2008
Ah! I’ll stop commenting on the counting of the comments, then.
Looking forward to the mayhem and disorder before the sleek- and sexiness. (Not so sure how I feel about those.)
2:38 pm on December 12th, 2008
I’m going to take a nap.
4:25 pm on December 12th, 2008
Morbid, quit boggarting that blunt and pass it around!!
6:40 pm on December 12th, 2008
Morbid is that you taking a hit at the far left?
6:44 pm on December 12th, 2008
Blunt, blunt, blunt… Doesn’t anyone use a pipe anymore?
7:59 pm on December 12th, 2008
The Dreamin Demon is bringing sexy back??? Nice!
8:01 pm on December 12th, 2008
Coool Man. Hee heee hee. Real burnouts know no one really says that
Looking forward to the updates as I am a fiend now!
8:58 pm on December 12th, 2008
Just don’t ask Morbid what’s in that box.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
9:55 pm on December 12th, 2008
i dont know about you all but im always sexy at work!
10:45 pm on December 12th, 2008
Demon getting sexier? I’m gonna have to invest in some new panties.. Damn it Morbid!
10:53 pm on December 12th, 2008
Why, yes, Aspy. Yes, you are.
11:44 pm on December 12th, 2008
Oops!
6:18 am on December 13th, 2008
OK. Out with it, Morbid: What did you break?
8:25 am on December 13th, 2008
Only out to please yourself huh? I’ll REMEMBER THAT for future reference…
8:31 am on December 13th, 2008
Hey, look at it like watching good porno on a plane tailspinning into the ocean. Sit back and enjoy the ride while masturbating as fast as you can.
11:12 am on December 13th, 2008
Morbid, that WP 2.7 toy that you promised me would come out of the monitor and vibrate on sixteen settings while I’m writing up new articles?
Yeah, it’s broken. Or you lied.
1:13 pm on December 13th, 2008
Yeah, it’s broken. Or you lied.”
Hey Imp,
I vote for that he lied. Aren’t most men liars anyway? LMAO
P.S…..the quote thingy aint working.
1:46 pm on December 13th, 2008
LoL, Morbid it probly wasnt a good time to post a updates on Caylee and try to update the site at the same time. Whats the count on that so far 600 and counting in 2 days??
I hope you got virgins hand rolling them blunts on there inner thighs for you. And maybe a Monica Lewinsky Cigars holder. Her cooter keeps them nice and moist. But there a bitch to light.
1:57 pm on December 13th, 2008
Sit back and enjoy the ride while masturbating as fast as you can.
Who the hell likes to masturbate fast. Sorry just asking
8:33 am on December 14th, 2008
I do. It’s more efficient.
I do. Again, it’s more efficient.
I like the look of the site a lot. Good job. I miss the “latest 100 comments” sidebar, but Morbid said some of the sidebar stuff is only temporarily MIA…
8:57 am on December 14th, 2008
I think the new look is SLICK. I’ve been running it since yesterday and I really like it.
I think Morbid needs a little love infusion – he’s been up nights messing with this bitch and Crimecritics while I pretty much sit on my ass, twirl my hair, and pout.
Any volunteers?
10:30 am on December 14th, 2008
Volunteers for what exactly, Imp? Morbid can be a little weird, so I need to know what’s involved before I throw my name in the hat.
p.s. I’m digging the sleek new styling too. Good job.
10:50 am on December 14th, 2008
I’ll let you know as soon as I get the list of demands.
11:58 am on December 14th, 2008
I need your help for a sec. I need over 50 comments on this article. So comment about anything until we hit 51 or so. Thanks!
12:08 pm on December 14th, 2008
no problem whatsoever.
12:09 pm on December 14th, 2008
you could list your demands for the largely unsuccessful campaign i’ve launched to get you tons of love from your followers.
i think most of them sleep in.
12:13 pm on December 14th, 2008
i really need to go to the store. you want me to make a list, one comment at a time?
12:14 pm on December 14th, 2008
Things I need at the store:
1. Preparation H. I use it as eye cream.
12:15 pm on December 14th, 2008
2. Spaetzle.
12:16 pm on December 14th, 2008
3. Whichever Christmas album it is that has “Last Christmas” by Wham! on it.
Either that or Hilary Duff’s Santa Claus Lane. It’s for Morbid.
12:17 pm on December 14th, 2008
Good morning!
12:17 pm on December 14th, 2008
4. Special K with strawberries and skim milk. Make that 2%.
12:18 pm on December 14th, 2008
5. Chanel No. 5, although that may require a side trip to Macy’s.
12:18 pm on December 14th, 2008
Fellow citizens, pardon me, and allow me to ask, why am I called upon to speak here today? What have I or those I represent to do with your national independence? Are the great principles of political freedom and of natural justice, embodied in that Declaration of Independence, extended to us? And am I, therefore, called upon to bring our humble offering to the national altar, and to confess the benefits, and express devout gratitude for the blessings resulting from your independence to us?
12:19 pm on December 14th, 2008
6. coffee filters. The good kind. I don’t need coffee, though.
12:22 pm on December 14th, 2008
Hey! it’s logging me out!
12:22 pm on December 14th, 2008
As I looked out a moment ago from the Reichstag, that embodiment of German unity, I noticed words crudely spray-painted upon the wall, perhaps by a young Berliner: “This wall will fall. Beliefs become reality.” Yes, across Europe, this wall will fall. For it cannot withstand faith; it cannot withstand truth. The wall cannot withstand freedom.
12:22 pm on December 14th, 2008
7. New Singstar mics. Turns out, if you drink a lot of nogged-up eggnog, you might trip on the cord. And pull it out of the mic. Not that I’d know.
12:23 pm on December 14th, 2008
Yeah, Morbid’s messing with the ass end again.
12:23 pm on December 14th, 2008
Good day to everyone! Morbid and all who are meticulously working on the site, wish I could bring you lunch and drinks.
12:24 pm on December 14th, 2008
Put your cyber-order in and I’ll work on it….
12:24 pm on December 14th, 2008
Sure, I’m lucky. When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift, that’s something! When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies, that’s something.
When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles against her own daughter, that’s something. When you have a father and mother who work all their lives so that you can have an education and build your body, it’s a blessing! When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed, that’s the finest I know.
So I close in saying that I might have had a tough break – but I have an awful lot to live for!
12:24 pm on December 14th, 2008
..oh, don’t forget the drinks too…
12:25 pm on December 14th, 2008
Rockin Ma is a terrible singer and rips the sing star mic cords out of frustration
12:25 pm on December 14th, 2008
Silva, i’m good, as long as it’s not more eggnog. Send over champagne.
12:26 pm on December 14th, 2008
RockinMa is cracking me up.
12:26 pm on December 14th, 2008
But is unbeatable with Run DMC’s “Tricky”
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