Shirley Good… Isn’t.
December 11, 2008 by impqueen
Port St. Lucie, FL – Shirley Michele Good, 40, is a mean drunk with anger management issues. Last Friday, Good showed just how hateful she can be when she assaulted Port St. Lucie Police Officer Tony Elliott. During an arrest for public intoxication, Good attacked Officer Elliott by kicking, grabbing and twisting his balls.  She’sShe reviews
very lucky she didn’t walk into jail with a nightstick shoved up her ass.
On December 5, Good’s parents called 911 to have their intoxicated, screaming daughter removed from their home – but someone hung up the phone before dispatch could talk to anyone at the house.   Shirley Good had broken up with her boyfriend earlier in the say (gee, I wonder why?) and was not happy about it.  She responded to her broken heart by drinking until she was shitfaced, going to Mom and Dad’s house, and starting a fight over a comment that had been made earlier in the day.
When Officer Elliott arrived to check on the hang-up call, Good went all drunk and disorderly on him, too. According to Elliott, Good “got so close to me that I had to no option, but to restrain her for my safety as well as hers.”
Drunk Shirley, still shrieking, kicked Officer Elliott in the upper leg, then pulled and twisted his groin area. One news release says that officers “eventually got her in the back of a patrol car”. Yeah, I bet they did. I wonder if cast iron briefs will be handed out at the next officer support group meeting.
Shirley Good was charged with felony battery on a police officer. But get this – her bail was set at $750. Seven hundred and fifty bucks surety bond means it cost her all of $75 to get out of jail. I was pretty upset at the low bail, but then I realized – maybe the officers at St. Lucie County didn’t want to keep her, either. She’s out on bail pending trial.
On the plus side, boys, she’s single, so if you’re looking for a cutie with a mean ball twist, give her a call.
10:34 am on December 11th, 2008
She was taking out on that officer what she wanted to do to her now ex, lol. And there are some cops out there who deserve that, but not in this case. Those NY cops who sodomized the tattoo shop guy…if I only had to pay $75 to get out of doing something like that, I think I might take the risk under the right circumstances.
11:07 am on December 11th, 2008
I can imagine all the guys reading this squirming with weird looks on their faces…..sorry not funny, but it kinda is
11:23 am on December 11th, 2008
This bitch is lucky she got arrested by decent cops. I know some policeman who would have turned her into a tazer twat for doing what she did. I sure hope she doesn’t have children.
11:47 am on December 11th, 2008
lmao… Yeah, anytime you talk about a mans testicles, they get all paranoid and hold on to them for dear life.. My husband sleeps holding his, like the testicle fairy might come for them during the nite..
I can’t believe they let her out on $75 bail.. poor Officer testicles is probably still nursing his bruised ego-balls.. hee hee
11:52 am on December 11th, 2008
No, it is funny, CassieMomma. Even though the officer is probably doing as you say, he must be laughing at this POS.
12:32 pm on December 11th, 2008
Just when I thought all the crazies in Florida had settled down for the winter
12:41 pm on December 11th, 2008
Ok that is funny, the testicle fairy. hee hee hee
1:13 pm on December 11th, 2008
A 40 years old woman giving cops a, crotch taffey pull, were does she work at? The local Bondage-R-US store? Mistress, Can I get a spanking with that crotch shot please?
Maybe her parents read her that nursery ryme as a kid, There was a little girl , who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead, When she was good, She was very, very good, But when she was bad, she was horrid. That pretty much summs her up.
2:21 pm on December 11th, 2008
this gives me nightmares….. on the other hand, she’s sounds like she’d be a hit at a S&M club
2:29 pm on December 11th, 2008
Oh….great…I’ve been trying to get my sort-of-ex boyfriend back, but, fat chance now
9:52 pm on December 11th, 2008
Owwww. Holy shit. I even did the whole “thigh squeezy” thing and I don’t have testicles.
7:12 am on December 12th, 2008
Good one!
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