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Prof. Barry Simpson Showed His Wang

December 10, 2008 by impqueen  

Filed under: Myspace, Online solicitation, Sexual Misconduct 

This article was written and submitted by Damaged Goods – thanks, DG!

Barry Simpson on dreamindemon.com

http://myspace.com/barry_simpson

Mobile, AL - Hey there! How’s it goin’? How y’all feeling tonight?  Hopefully you’re all feeling good… but if you’re not… just think to yourself: “Self, it could be worse.  We could be Barry Simpson, 43.  He’s also known as that big, fat, pompous, narcissistic, disgusting, pseudo-intellectual pedophile university professor.”

Simpson’s hobbies include bebop music, long rambling blogs about things no one but him gives a shit about (mainly with regard to irrelevant music), giving pictures of his erect penis to teenage girls and being an utter and complete douchebag.
Admiral Asshat thought he was talking to a 13 year old girl. He also thought she’d like to see his dick; I truly do not understand why, but I’m not a pedophile so… He was thoughtful enough to not show his face, in case he got in trouble, because we all know the internet is totally anonymous… as long as you don’t send your face along with your penis to minors. Genitalia only please. He also sent a picture of a 15 year old girl lifting her top & showing her chest, while basically bragging that he intended to have sex with said girl.

Hey cockbite, the police thank you for sending them yet more evidence to fuck you with, did it not seem strange to you that a 13 year old girl would want photos of another girl? Oh, you didn’t know that was actually an adult male FBI agent? (I must send my condolences to said agent as well as anyone else who has to look at the “evidence” in this case… gross… really, seriously… gross.)

According to the affidavit for your arrest you like to show off your body, and like that you were one of the first guys a 13 year girl had seen naked. You seem unaware, so let me let you in on a little secret; you’re not terribly good-looking, you’re not terribly clever, and I’m guessing you like inexperienced girls to see your penis because actual women know what one should look like and you can’t handle the gales of laughter that ensue when they see it.

When will these poor dumb pedos learn? All they have to do to avoid embarrassment is this; ask themselves one question, BEFORE the terrifying willy wonka photos. That question would be “Is this really a child that wants to swap genital juice with a 43 year old perverted piece of shit?” I know, they’d like to tell themselves that, yes, indeed they would. However I prefer to live in the really real world! And chances are in that world, that the child is probably an undercover cop. Occam’s Razor, assholes… On the other hand… just stay stupid, not that I need to tell you that! You just can’t fix this kinda stupid; its permanent.

Now, I’ll admit, he did have enough forethought to not give his real name, instead he gave “Sam Jones”.  Of course, then he included his actual work email to Yahoo! as an alternate contact, and provided the special agent with a photo of himself, identical to one included on his University of South Alabama website profile. Oh, and did I mention that BrightLights here also used his work computer to do this? So, again, thank you Mr. Simpson, for not only giving them photo evidence, but also making it easy to find a personal email address for you, your IP, & your workplace, and from there everything else.

I also found this link which has links to the affidavit & the indictment.

Thanks to Unamused Cat, who clawed this guy in our forums.

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  1. biteme
    1:12 pm on December 10th, 2008

    When will these poor dumb pedos learn? All they have to do to avoid embarrassment is this; ask themselves one question, BEFORE the terrifying willy wonka photos. That question would be “Is this really a child that wants to swap genital juice with a 43 year old perverted piece of shit?” I know, they’d like to tell themselves that, yes, indeed they would. However I prefer to live in the really real world! And chances are in that world, that the child is probably an undercover cop. Occam’s Razor, assholes… On the other hand… just stay stupid, not that I need to tell you that! You just can’t fix this kinda stupid; its permanent.

    Would be great if they never learned and all got caught, just a dream

  2. philly_phan
    1:41 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Would be great if they never learned and all got caught, just a dream

    What would be GREAT would be if pedophiles just didn’t exist! If they would all just vanish or fall the fuck off the face of the planet! Since that’s not happening, I wish we could put them all on their own deserted island and let them live w/ and screw eachother! And since that’s not happening, why not put blinking, neon “P” all over them?! And blind them so they can’t see, break all their fingers so they can’t type or touch, cut out their tongues or sew their mouths closed…cut their eye lids off and feed them nothing but sleeping pills, lmfwao.

  3. Abroad
    2:51 pm on December 10th, 2008

    “bebop” is “irrelevant music”? I take exception to that :-P Everything else in your post I agree with.

  4. Kitty
    3:13 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Mobile, AL – Hey there! How’s it goin’? How y’all feeling tonight?  Hopefully you’re all feeling good… but if you’re not… just think to yourself: “Self, it could be worse.  We could be Barry Simpson, 43.  He’s also known as that big, fat, pompous, narcissistic, disgusting, pseudo-intellectual pedophile university professor.”

    Very happy to not be this guy! Good Job! DG =)

  5. SoUncool
    3:26 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Outstanding write-up DG! What a dumbfuck this arrogant ass was. Another one bites the dust…hey!

  6. DamagedGoods
    3:35 pm on December 10th, 2008

    *blush* why thank you!

    “bebop” is “irrelevant music”? I take exception to that Everything else in your post I agree with.

    technically he talked about a lot of other music too ;)

    Is obscure better? :)

  7. CassieMomma
    4:12 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Outstanding write-up DG! What a dumbfuck this arrogant ass was. Another one bites the dust…hey!

    Hey Souncool your singing my song from yesterday, did I get it stuck in your head???? hee hee :) I always do that to my husband and he just loves me for that.

    Anyone want to bet “Sam Jones” has a small willey and he’s trying to compensate with young girls and being a “big time” professor. What a joke!

  8. silvahalo
    4:13 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Thanks for the write-up DG. Anyone who brings exposure to a dickless piece of shit deserves an award.

    This one at least wasn’t very bright, a real dimwit. I wish all pedo’s were this careless, easier to get their loser asses off the streets…in this case out of the university….FUCKWAD!

  9. Uvgottabkiddin
    4:53 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Most excellent write up DG! No offense to the others but it’s the best one I’ve seen yet (although I really enjoy all of them) Your “pet names” were priceless !! hahaha I would like to send Mr. Lightbrights a copy, maybe to his work addy???

    I loved the “swapping genital juice” line. With your permission, I may use that with my 13 year old… it’s enough to gross her out about sex… You gotta do what you gotta do!
    looks like someone spray painted balls into his beard…. hopefully when he’s in jail bubba’s nut sack will be hanging from his chin…. nasty ass….

    HELL IF I COULD GET A COPY OF THE PICS THAT’LL GROSS HER OUT ENOUGH TO NEVER EVER HAVE SEX !!

  10. Abroad
    5:08 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Is obscure better?

    Marginally ;-)

  11. whispers_wing
    5:15 pm on December 10th, 2008

    I’m guessing you like inexperienced girls to see your penis because actual women know what one should look like and you can’t handle the gales of laughter that ensue when they see it.

    OMG thats it exactly I finally see the way the warped pedo brain works.Show a grown woman your 3 inch little dick and all you will get is laughter (and no more dates after she calls all her friends and spreads the word)but for some reason you think a unexperienced person will think your a horse!!That makes it even sicker that you actually plan these things.I can only hope you see a life size dick while your in prison and I believe you will someday!!Your A FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE!!!

  12. porcelain
    6:03 pm on December 10th, 2008

    The number one on his “top” friends is his wife.
    I am sure she’s just thrilled that her hubby is a pedophile.
    I hope she whoops his ass!

    God knows I would if my hubby did anything even closely resembling what this asshole did.

  13. Uvgottabkiddin
    6:28 pm on December 10th, 2008

    I’m guessing you like inexperienced girls to see your penis because actual women know what one should look like and you can’t handle the gales of laughter that ensue when they see it.

    he’s HUGE in midget porn…..

  14. Uvgottabkiddin
    6:51 pm on December 10th, 2008

    http://myspace.com/barry_simpson

    for a good laugh read this blog called “my favorites things” actually skip the part he wrote and go to the comments from your fellow DD’ers OMG I am rolling !!!!!!

  15. Kdogg
    6:54 pm on December 10th, 2008

    ewwww… no wonder he has to send his photo online

  16. whispers_wing
    7:57 pm on December 10th, 2008

    O.K it got the best of me and I clicked on the link to his myspace.Now I know why i never look on those things.The big guy dancing in a TU-TU is that his new cell mate??One can only hope!!

  17. April
    9:00 pm on December 10th, 2008

    Did I say “Tardious Maximus” on another thread?? Please remove it and place it here.

  18. sugarglider
    7:14 am on December 12th, 2008

    Admiral Asshat

    Hahaha!

    The University of Southern Alabama, a bright star in the firmament of higher education. Oh, wait.

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