Gary Wayne Garretson Was Just Playin’
December 2, 2008 by Jaded

Charleston, W.VA.–Gary Wayne Garretson had a little game he liked to play with his 3-year-old son. It went something like this: Gary would point an unloaded 12-gauge shotgun at the toddler and say, ‘I’m gonna get you!’ His son Anthony would say, ‘You can’t get me Daddy!’ Gary would point the gun and pull the trigger. Sounds like tons of fun, doesn’t it? They had played that game in the past and everyone lived through it. Not this time.
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afternoon, the game was on again. This time, the gun was loaded. This time, Anthony Garretson was shot..in the face. Wow Daddy! You really got him this time! No more fun little shotgun games for Anthony, he’s dead. He’s dead because his father lacks the common sense to know that pointing a gun at anyone, loaded or unloaded, is a bad idea. Pointing a gun at your child’s face, pulling the trigger, and making a game of it is not only a bad idea, it borders on fucking insane! WTF ever happened to peek-a-boo?
There are those of you that will wonder where Anthony’s mother was. She’sShe reviews
dead. Hopefully her death has nothing to do with being a participant in the shotgun game. Police state that she died in another state and that it was unrelated to this case. I guess it’s safe to assume that Gary is a widowed single father. Gary and Anthony were alone when this happened. Gary told police he didn’t know the gun was loaded.
Gary Garretson was arrested and charged with child abuse resulting in death. He is being held in Southern Regional Jail on a $500,000 bond.
UnamusedCat is discussing this one in the forums. Thanks UC.


10:59 am on December 2nd, 2008
You never ever point a gun at a child! Or at anyone for that matter unless you intend on shooting them! Stupid fucking idiot! I have no compassion for him!
And who’s to say it happened the way he said it did? Maybe he planned on killing little Anthony and this is his excuse?
We never even let our kids have toy guns except for the big water guns as it’s barbaric to play shoot em up!!
Rest with God little one……………
11:50 am on December 2nd, 2008
More people are killed with “unloaded” weapons, than with loaded ones. IE: Not a good idea to point any ballistic weapon at anybody if you don’t intend to use it for self-defense, or the defense of others. Backwoods daddy KNOWS it, and, was probably taught that as a young child… Hmmmmm…
BTW: Does anyone else hear a lot of banjos playin’ in the backround when ‘ya look at this asshats’ picture?
12:02 pm on December 2nd, 2008
Why yes, yes I did hear them.
12:06 pm on December 2nd, 2008
Wow, what a tard!
So does that mean Bubba can play “you can’t get me” with a mop handle?
At least I found a new game I can play with my niece and nephew when we are bored… Wonder if my sister would like to play too?
I hate people.
12:18 pm on December 2nd, 2008
Do you think that maybe he looks a little like a rough-shod Henry Winkler? Whats up with his forehead though? It’s like slanted …. I NEVER allowed my kids to play with guns.. They are still like that today with their own children. His story sounds a little like red herring.. Were there any other witnesses? How do we know what he intended? I don’t like it one bit.. Rest in peace little one, your Father is a retard..
12:28 pm on December 2nd, 2008
This makes even less sense than the usual “explanation.” If they’ve played this “game” before with an unloaded gun, then how the hell did the gun get loaded in the meantime? Does he not remember loading his gun sometime between the previous game session and this one? Does he suffer from some kind of sleeploading syndrome? Did someone break in and load it? Did the 3 yr-old have some kind of Ninja Gun-loading Skillz?
I think maybe someone was just tired of being a single father.
How surprised he’ll be to find out that Bubba’s penis is fully cocked and loaded.
1:21 pm on December 2nd, 2008
I hope someone plays “you can’t shank me” with this sob
1:37 pm on December 2nd, 2008
If someone gave this dude a second brain, it would die of loneliness.
2:11 pm on December 2nd, 2008
So this is why rednecks get a bad name……..This guy is seriously messed up and unfortunately his son paid.
This is hard for me because I am torn between gun control laws. On one hand you should have the right to bare arms. I mean you do need to protect yourself. On the other hand idiots like this should never be allowed a gun. What do you do? When I hear a story like this it really puts me on the fence.
2:23 pm on December 2nd, 2008
*snort giggle*
4:49 pm on December 2nd, 2008
All I have is an extremely angry WTF???? Trailer Trash piece of asswipe!!! I hope you rot away in jail…dumb ass Jed
4:57 pm on December 2nd, 2008
Just recently around here, a 7 year old girl died after retrieving a gun for her father, who was cleaning them. She handed it to him and it fired.
Me? I’m all for gun ownership. What I’m not for is casually involving young children in that particular activity. Sadly, people’s stupidity will continue to result in the death of children.
5:01 pm on December 2nd, 2008
Yeah I heard about that….was it on here???
I’m all about no goverment involvement so I guess that would include making your own decision on if you need a gun or not, but again these idiots are so stupid how do you stop them? It’s senseless ya know.
5:10 pm on December 2nd, 2008
I don’t recall it being on the front page but I’m sure there was a thread in the forum about it.
We can’t stop them. I mean, the stupidity of parents kills babies all the time, be it an unsecured pool, unsecured poisons under the sink, a lack of seatbelts, mommy’s gangsta penis, etc. Taking guns away doesn’t make any more sense than taking backyard pools away. For as long as there are stupid people, there will be stupid deaths, unfortunately.
5:40 pm on December 2nd, 2008
I hope that Bubba can teach him this game mixed with a little “now you see it, now you don’t!”
12:54 am on December 3rd, 2008
Oh, holy shit! Poor baby.
1:31 pm on December 3rd, 2008
” Gary is a widowed single father. Gary and Anthony were alone when this happened. Gary told police he didn’t know the gun was loaded.”
I CALL BULLSHIT.
3:18 pm on December 3rd, 2008
You and me both. I don’t believe this was an accident for one second. If Garretson is considered legally sane, he should know the difference between right and wrong. This is murder, not child abuse.
6:42 pm on December 3rd, 2008
i was thinking that same thing. he probably wanted to get rid of the kid all along.
7:29 pm on December 3rd, 2008
I happen to know this dumb ass. Let me start by saying I am not sticking up for him in no way, but he is not a hick. Even though he lives in WV now, he grew up in Chicago, he has only lived in WV for about a year. Now that out of the way, I will say he is a drunk and a drug user. He has many children that he has nothing to do with, and why when the little one’s mother died she left him to Gary I will never understand(from my understanding she died from aids.) He would have been better off with a pack of wolves. Gary is an idiot and I am sure his punishment will not be severe enough.
8:30 pm on December 3rd, 2008
I remember my Gran singing this 1949 Andrews Sister tune while she did her washin’ . . . apparently its a well worn excuse:
Didn’t Know The Gun Was Loaded
Oh Miss Effie was her name
Through the west she won her fame
Being handy with the gun
But she drove the men insane
Cause she’d whip out her pistol
And shoot most any guy
And sing out this alibi
I didn’t know the gun was loaded
And I’m so sorry my friend
I didn’t know the gun was loaded
And I’ll never, never do it again
But one night she made a slip
Shot the sheriff in the hip
So the law it took a hand
And made Effie take the stand
And she pled, ‘oh your honor
I’ll know you turn me loose
When you hear my one excuse’
I didn’t know the gun was loaded
And I’m so sorry my friend
I didn’t know the gun was loaded
And I’ll never, never do it again
I didn’t know the gun was loaded
But regarding the gun that I toted
All I did was hold it high and go …
BANG, PING, HUHH, ZSSS
I’ll never, never do it again
5:45 am on December 4th, 2008
Uff Da, i loved your comment and could not agree with you more.
Poor little Anthony, you are in heaven now little angel. Your dad is,was will always be a true true idiot, asshole, on and on all the bad things we can think of he is, we only wish for the worst for him in prison and hopefully he wont make it out alive ever
8:11 am on December 4th, 2008
It’s hard not to make a West Virginia joke here, although I’ll refrain.
11:54 am on December 5th, 2008
This case needs to be looked into a little further, little anthony has a sister who lives with relatives because her mother, also anthony’s mother supposely committed suicide a year ago. This man needs to be looked at extremly well. 2 deaths in a year, I am glad the sister is with relatives or who knows if she would be a live today. This weekend My daughter is attending the funeral of little Anthony to console her friend through the second loss of her little life in just 2 years.
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