Eric Grimaldo Is A Bad-Ass!
December 1, 2008 by Jaded
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‘El Diablo’ Grimaldo’s bad-ass MyspaceMySpace
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Bradenton, FL–Eric Grimaldo, 20, can really pull off the whole bad-boy look. He’s got the sneer, the tats, the grill, and pantyhose for his head. Scary lookin’ isn’t he? Don’t let that bad-ass look fool ya, he’s not here because he killed or maimed a child. He’s not here because he beat up his wife/girlfriend/mistress/pet. He’s here because he failed. In his failure, I found humor. You see, Grimaldo tried to rob a 58-year-old ice cream man. He got away with nothing…not even a popsicle.
Maybe someone could help me out here…how much money can an ice cream man in Florida make in a single day, in NovemberNovember reviews
? Grimaldo must have thought it was enough to risk his freedom. Around 8:00 pm SaturdaySaturday reviews evening, Grimaldo approached the ice cream man on the street and demanded his money. The ice cream guy refused. Grimaldo reached out to grab the money from ice cream guys shirt pocket. Ice cream guy wasn’t having it…he held tight to that dough. Grimaldo whacked the guy upside the head a couple of times and still, ice cream guy stood his ground. After a brief scuffle, Grimaldo ran away. Emptyempty reviews-handed. Ice cream guy had some minor cuts and bruising, but is expected to fully recover.
For his trouble, bad-boy Eric Grimaldo was arrested and hauled away to jail. And there he sits, looking at charges of assault and attempted robbery. His bond is $100,000. I wonder what story he is gonna come up with when his cellies ask him what he’s in for?
7:41 am on December 1st, 2008
Heh. I love a good epic fail on a Monday morning.
7:49 am on December 1st, 2008
8:18 am on December 1st, 2008
It is always great to get another thug wanna be off the streets.
As for how much the ice cream seller can make in Florida, in November? A lot. While others are freezing their Popsicle off, the average high in the Tampa area for November is 75. Bradenton is about 40 miles south of here, so it is about the same. Now you know why the snowbirds flock here each year.
9:53 am on December 1st, 2008
Is the bathroom door a sheet???? and who the hizzle poses for gansta pics in the bathroom???? He’s a bad-ass alright…
10:35 am on December 1st, 2008
Tee hee. I sent him a Myspace message. It included lots of “Bwaaaaaahahahahaha!” and liberal use of the terms ‘loser’, ‘pussy’, ‘pathetic little bitch’ and ‘get a job’.
The worst part is that this turd has two little babies. My, they
must be proud of ‘daddy’ and his old-man-bullying skillz. Maybe mamma can find them a new daddy for Christmas this year.
10:41 am on December 1st, 2008
Yes, it is indeed a sheet. If you go to his charming Myspace and enlarge the pic, you can also admire the extremely moldy ceiling. Classy!
11:10 am on December 1st, 2008
What an ass.
Glad to hear another idiot off the streets.
Hope the ice cream guy ok.
11:13 am on December 1st, 2008
*ahem* actually some of my most gangster lookin pics ever were taken in the bathroom …. so hate the game not the player :p lol sorry couldn’t help my self
12:03 pm on December 1st, 2008
OMG, you mean women have actually had sex with him? Puke.
He’ll dress this up when asked about his crimes in jail. It will become assault, battery, and attempted theft. No one will hear about ice cream, you can bet.
1:25 pm on December 1st, 2008
This made my day! I was afraid to log on and see another dead baby. This was priceless! Now I can go and work with a smile on my face. Rob an Ice Cream vendor must have been a good idea to this douche bag at the time…Not so much now, huh? LMAO!!!
1:30 pm on December 1st, 2008
A sheet in a moldy bathroom. Apparently he spent more time designing his myspace page and polishing his image (in the bathroom no less) than taking care of his two little ones.
I hope the ice cream truck driver is there so everyone knows. He should be, shouldn’t he? I would most certainly, if allowed by law. If not, I wouldn’t by shy about making it known.
And that’s hose, like stockings, on his head? I’m not up on gansta, so what’s this mean, besides body odor?
1:30 pm on December 1st, 2008
Just delete the “bad”. He’s an ass and looks like an ass.
1:49 pm on December 1st, 2008
Good grief but there are some desperate women out there that would actually hook up with this loser and have children with him! What are they thinking? Do they want stupid children to go with the stupid baby-daddy?
2:02 pm on December 1st, 2008
Good for the icecream guy!! Whoo hoo and as for Eric – DUMBASS!!!!! hee hee hee hee hee hee
2:03 pm on December 1st, 2008
Hahahahahaha!
That’s all.
2:08 pm on December 1st, 2008
I don’t think it was a truck. I’m thinking it was one of the one’s that they push down the street and ring the bells.
Heehee. a sheet for a door, what, they couldn’t spring for a curtain. Well, of course they couldn’t!!! He had to try to rob a paleta man. What a loser!!
2:57 pm on December 1st, 2008
in on of the photos of him and his son….the child has no clothes on!
who would post that!!!
4:14 pm on December 1st, 2008
Did anyone see the movie Lone Star State of Mind?? The movie starts with two loser hillbillies robbing a pizza man with panty liners stuck to their faces with the eyes cut out…. That is all I could picture when I read this story. Tee-hee!!
4:53 pm on December 1st, 2008
So Jaded, I’d love to make copies and post it all over his hood
4:57 pm on December 1st, 2008
Look at the pic of just the baby and Santa, it looks like the baby is going straight to the source of Christmas gifts looking for his new daddy…..
“Santa, will you be my daddy?”
I just can’t stop thinking that he tried to rob the ice cream man !!! bwaaahaaaahaaaa…. he’s real gangsta yo !
5:44 pm on December 1st, 2008
On the front page of his MySpace he looks so macho – what with that strong-arm pose with cute little twinkley stars on it.
I can’t decipher his baby mama’s headline:
dA ON3 BitCH3S lOV3 2 HAt3;) fCk dA fAk3 Nd tWO fAC3 HO3S;)jUSt qOt HOM3 4RM WAtCHn MAdAqASCAR 2 Wit My BABi3S.HO3 YU JUST MAD MAN LOOKIN BITCH I S33 YU STAY JOCKIN MY SHYT.
I think it says “My man loves fudgesicles.“
6:12 pm on December 1st, 2008
I wish it said that. I really hate how women my age portray themselves. I really do.
And honey, the only reason my man would be lookin is to be making fun of your make up and the way you dress. He would be lookin cause I pointed you out to him and he’d be laughin with me at you.
7:25 pm on December 1st, 2008
I think he went to “Glamor Shots” and got those cool gangsta pics taken especially for myspace. Love the bad-ass checkerboard background with the pimpin’ hat. Great poses too.
God I feel sorry for those poor children!! 10 seconds of that myspace crap and I wanted to kill myself! He is in charge of their well-being, and guiding them through life. Oh I can’t think about it too much, it hurts.
What a piece of shit. Notice the dead look in those eyes. Some have the CRAZY eyes, and some have the DEAD eyes. Not much there…
9:03 pm on December 1st, 2008
please, no… based on her past history of picking winning men, a new penis in her life would probably end with the children being featured here, sexually abused, dead, or both. no new peepee for mama bear.
9:07 pm on December 1st, 2008
she wasn’t saying your man would be looking, she was saying someone was man looking. as in “she looka lika man”. lol. it takes a lot of practice and patience to read that crap, but i have a lot of young cousins on myspace and this seems to be the trend for young (and young-minded) people these days. i think i finally got it!
applaud me, for i have added a new talent (nonsense deciphering) to my repertoir of useless knowledge. lol
9:47 pm on December 1st, 2008
The miss’s sure looks raggety ass as well, Life hasnt been kind to her and I imagine niether has Eric. With all his recent felony crime sprees his ass will be in jail for a while. Like always the children will suffer for it.
To bad they named the little boy after daddy , he could use some extra help in life besides his ice cream robbin daddy. Maybe the should have named him “Rocky Road” instead???
10:31 pm on December 1st, 2008
El Pecan-o
10:57 pm on December 1st, 2008
I think you should be credited for learning an entirely new language!
11:09 pm on December 1st, 2008
I think it says “My man loves fudgesicles.“
OMFG !! THAT’S GREAT…..
EVER SEE THE MOVIE AIRPLANE WHEN THE LEAVE IT TO BEAVER MOM DECIPHERS THE JIVE TALK??? LOL
11:09 pm on December 1st, 2008
What a pathetic loser. He doesn’t bite as bad as he looks.
11:16 pm on December 1st, 2008
Eternal NJ- I need some help here. Can you translate? I just got a lovely message back from the missus. I wrote her a friendly note to suggest that she clean that ceiling (mold being bad for babies and all), and to offer my condolences on having a broke-ass, ice-cream-loving baby daddy. Her response (I think she’s mad, and thinks I’m Mexican?):
“Little bitch watch yo back
Body:
How do u know my baby daddy is in jail he getn out 2morow dumb ass go fck ur mother n suk a dick ima make sure my bd sees this 2morow so he go look 4 u fckn wetbak bitch go 2 mexico all u wetbaks need 2 leave yall aint worth a shyt hahahahahahaha pinche bastardo”
11:27 pm on December 1st, 2008
Nice. Does she kiss her baby daddy with that skanky mouth?? Did you tell her that “wetbacks” have a better grasp of the english language than her sorry ass?? That would have been my response….
11:29 pm on December 1st, 2008
I couldn’t wait for the translation- I invited her over:
“Oh, you didn’t know? He’s famous. Come on over to the Dreamin’ Demon. Google it. He’s on the front page. We’re all over there making fun of him and his disgusting moldy ceiling and classy sheet-door. Mexico, eh? Yeah, maybe I’ll try to get down there some time for a visit- I really appreciate the travel tips. I hear you can’t drink the water down there, though. Maybe I’ll just stick to Hawaii for vacations. Thank goodness my man has a job! It’s pretty sweet. Yeah, we can take vacations and even afford bleach- no mold here! We have doors, too. It’s nice. Maybe you guys should get jobs? Then you wouldn’t have to live in squalor and rob old ice cream guys… or try to rob ice cream guys, I should say. Yeah, I hear that old man bitched your guy pretty hard- he didn’t get a penny, eh? Not even a popsicle for his trouble! Ha! That’s pretty funny, you gotta admit. Although I don’t know who would ever hire your man with those ugly-ass tattoos. Boy, those things sure were a mistake. They pretty much sentence him to a life of petty theft, I suppose. Boy, the dumbass shit wannabe gangsters do these days, huh? LOL. I hope the boys in prison don’t rape him too hard- I imagine he’ll be the most popular gal on cell block D once the boys hear what he’s in for! They’ll get a real laugh, too, I’m sure. Well, it’s been swell talking to you. Sorry your life is so shitty. Come on over to DD and we can chat some more. Your pal,
TICK”
11:33 pm on December 1st, 2008
I wasn’t actually sure what ‘wetbacks’ are. I was assuming ‘illegal immigrants’ (?) but you know, I didn’t want to embarass myself in front of my new pen pal. She’d a called me ‘ignant’.
11:33 pm on December 1st, 2008
Okay – That is funny. PLEASE LET HER COME HERE… I can’t wait to see the tard rant. This should be good. I’ll settle in for my front row seating at the tard bashing.
Baby Mama??? Where are you?? Yoohooooo!!!
11:37 pm on December 1st, 2008
I think it has something to do with them crossing the Rio Grande… I dunno. I’m white as hell. Blonde too.
11:38 pm on December 1st, 2008
“ice cream lovin baby daddy” (giggle)
lmao. is it just me or are all of you bangin out the best quotes tonight???
a’ight I gotta go (insert sigh of relief here) My family thinks I have finally snapped =)
11:46 pm on December 1st, 2008
ahhh hell… I was trying to leave, I swear! Then I read what I had missed while I was laughing my ass off… I have got to see what happens.
and btw, we’s all be ignant. holla holla!
I hope the boys in prison don’t rape him too hard- I imagine he’ll be the most popular gal on cell block D once the boys hear what he’s in for!
I wonder if he’ll be giving out popsicle jobs….
11:52 pm on December 1st, 2008
Homeboy wrote the book on ignorant… Did you peep out his pics. Holy shit!!! All the damn pics were taken in that skanky bathroom. I really like the one of him and baby mama kissing… I can already hear him bragging to his homeboys
“Ma gurl tol’ me to kiss hur where it stinks… So I did”.
Little did his tard ass know that she didn’t mean the bathroom.
11:54 pm on December 1st, 2008
She’s not here yet? Bummer. I bet she can’t figure out how to register. She’s online. She wrote back:
“Ohhhhh, my bad. It wasn’t a bathroom then. Well, that just makes it better, doesn’t it? I’m glad your bathroom is mold-free. Now, get off the computer and go work on the moldy room, whatever it is, because like I told you, mold’s bad for babies.
And honey, let’s be real. Your ‘bd’ got punked by an elderly ice cream peddler. And I’m supposed to be concerned about getting an ass-kicking from this dude?
—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..dA ON3 BitCH3S lOV3 2 HAt3;) ..
Date: Dec 1, 2008 10:41 PM
Fck u dumb mother fucker who da fck r u 2 talk shyt at least my bd aint a pussy show ur fckn face u should ask 4 sum balls 4 christmas fckn pussy n dat pic wasnt n a bathroom dumb ass who da fck r u so i can have my bd beat ur ass”
11:59 pm on December 1st, 2008
That is the bathroom – I can see a shower curtain… Unless they hang those plastic curtains all over the trailer for shits and giggles.
12:02 am on December 2nd, 2008
TICK – Can you tell that skeez that while she is at the Walmart getting the Tilex to make sure she gets some astringent or some powder for that shine. I had to go get my shades to finish looking at those pics.
12:04 am on December 2nd, 2008
Yes, very creative use of sheets, plastic shower curtains, and checkerboard-patterned peel n’ stick. Peel n’ stick mac tac as wallpaper- a bold design move for sure. They couldn’t even be bothered to line up the squares properly. Geesh. Now this broad better hurry up and get over here, ’cause this wetback needs to go to bed soon.
Yes- I’ll certainly pass that shine tip along! I’m eager to correspond with Eric himself, as well- I imagine he’ll be every bit as delightful as his lady-friend is.
12:09 am on December 2nd, 2008
I had to send her a message to invite her. I really think she can bring something special to this story. Let’s face it – She probably put him up to robbing the ice cream man. Her knees might have hurt from turning tricks so she needed a night off. Who knows??
12:18 am on December 2nd, 2008
LOL! I officially have a headache now trying to read what the dumb bitch was trying to say. And it’s even funnier when the threats and insults aren’t even spelled right. And all this time I thought there was a “U” in fuck. Stupid me.
fkc i spelt thaet rong. LOL
12:33 am on December 2nd, 2008
The implication is that at ANY MOMENT Ho Boy might pull the stocking down over his face and try to rob someone! Ohhh! Shiver! Shiver in fear!
12:38 am on December 2nd, 2008
*snicker*
12:42 am on December 2nd, 2008
i dunno, no money (ice cream) on november 29th….. money (bail) on the 1st… i’m just sayin’…
in his defense his baby prolly wanted some ice cream just like the kids with working parents… what’s a daddy to do?? (sigh) decisions… decisions…. face it el diablo, u got “pwned” by the ice cream guy….. sucks to be u playa…. sucks to be u.
1:02 am on December 2nd, 2008
I feel so ashamed. You’re right, absolutely right. This is the story of a good Daddy who got caught up in his kids’ need for ice cream and found himself on the wrong side of the law.
A Bubbaku:
Grinch-y ice cream man
Kept cash from lovin’ Daddy
so no treat for babes.
1:04 am on December 2nd, 2008
*snaps*
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