This thread should come with a warning...

imma break it way down….Eric couldn’t afford ice cream for his off spring, OR a door OR mold remover…… He heard the ding, ding of the ice cream man, decided to show how bad ass he is, robbed , ooops TRIED to rob but got “schooled” by the good humor man…… cousin showed up after a few cordial invites from DD’ers started by TICK…decided to come defend this fine young man….. ice cream tattoed on his face……. panty hose on his head…… potty pics……. someone’s ass ran into the corner from laughing, while some else spit on the monitor (twice) and a shout out for DEPENDS was made….. another fine family member has passed away… wetbacks….. blah, blah petty, petit (which is a mainly FL term) tomato… tomatoe… We all had a crash course on ebonics…… We all scream for ice cream…. the end =)

I laughed so hard my boss came out of his office just to see what was so funny. I love you guys!!!

imma break it way down….Eric couldn’t afford ice cream for his off spring, OR a door OR mold remover…… He heard the ding, ding of the ice cream man, decided to show how bad ass he is, robbed , ooops TRIED to rob but got “schooled” by the good humor man…… cousin showed up after a few cordial invites from DD’ers started by TICK…decided to come defend this fine young man….. ice cream tattoed on his face……. panty hose on his head…… potty pics……. someone’s ass ran into the corner from laughing, while some else spit on the monitor (twice) and a shout out for DEPENDS was made….. another fine family member has passed away… wetbacks….. blah, blah petty, petit (which is a mainly FL term) tomato… tomatoe… We all had a crash course on ebonics…… We all scream for ice cream…. the end =)

Now I rolled into the fucking corner laughing!

imma break it way down....
Eric couldn't afford ice cream for his off spring, OR a door OR mold remover...... He heard the ding, ding of the ice cream man, decided to show how bad ass he is, robbed , ooops TRIED to rob but got "schooled" by the good humor man...... cousin showed up after a few cordial invites from DD'ers started by TICK...decided to come defend this fine young man..... ice cream tattoed on his face....... panty hose on his head...... potty pics....... someone's ass ran into the corner from laughing, while some else spit on the monitor (twice) and a shout out for DEPENDS was made..... another fine family member has passed away... wetbacks..... blah, blah petty, petit (which is a mainly FL term) tomato... tomatoe... We all had a crash course on ebonics...... We all scream for ice cream.... the end =)

This thread has gone all kinds of funny, and since I don't have a clue what's going on I'll just take a second to say that the miraculous internet doesn't have all the answers. For reliability re legal terms, ya need a Black's Law Dictionary. And my Black's does include "petit larceny." But anyhoo. Sorry for such a boring post. Now, if Eric will log on, I will catch up and get with it.

April, I think he had two seperate el-stupido babymammas. The boy had one idiotic mom and the daughter a second idiotic mom.Stupid enough to fuck him and bear his offspring. those poor kids. Loser for a dad, and idiots for moms.

And CIN is still an idiot.

JJ - I think I love you.

Ohh yes your are so smart.. too smart for me!! NOT, IF YOU’D ACTUALLY LOOK IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND THEN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING (FLORIDA STATUTE 812.014 ) You stupid SOB!!!!

Cin - Thank you for clarifying - I should have know that you were not baby mama. I saw her myspace page and lost IQ points. SHEESH! At least you can type without all of the ghetto slang "shyt"!! FYI - We don't all live in Florida so the Statute means dick to some of us (the facts speak for themselves). He still tried (and failed) to rob an innocent man. The humor comes from it being an ice cream man. Sorry to say - Your cuz deserves us laughing at him. Public shame is our game.

People, people, c’mon now, let’s give CIN some credit here. Of course CIN knows the correct legal terminology, coming from a family of douchebags and criminals and all.

Oh, snap!

Now CIN, be a nice cousin and hook your loser relative up with a job of some sorts, would you? The ‘man’ needs to buy himself a door.

C'mon. Nothin' wrong with the sheet / door. It's the mildew that's disturbing. It gives me the "all over" shivers. bwahhhhh!! I can't even stand dust on my baseboards.

this has got to be one of my favorite threads... I have also been LMHAO!!!!!

I want Eric to log in. Hopefully his cousin will show him how.

People, people, c'mon now, let's give CIN some credit here. Of course CIN knows the correct legal terminology, coming from a family of douchebags and criminals and all.

Now CIN, be a nice cousin and hook your loser relative up with a job of some sorts, would you? The 'man' needs to buy himself a door.

Get your skanky butt into court already and take custody of those poor babies- that'd be a real public service. I mean, fuck, I'm sure you're a pretty big arsehole yourself, but at least you can spell. And for the love of gawd, go over to his craptacular den of filth and scrub his ceiling for him, would ya? Geesh. You deserve to be charged with child neglect yourself if you're related to those babies and let them live in that there mold palace. Hang your head in shame, bad cousin.

So LMFHAO would be laughing my fat Hispanic ass off. LMFBAO would be black, LMFAAO, could be either Asian or African, LMFMAO, could be Mexican or Mandarin and so on and so on. Oh the possibilities!!!

If you like it, I love it. LMFWAO...

Ohh yes your are so smart.. too smart for me!! NOT, IF YOU’D ACTUALLY LOOK IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND THEN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING (FLORIDA STATUTE 812.014 ) You stupid SOB!!!!

Again....WHY are you here? If we're all sooooo disrespectful and ignorant (you DO know what that means, right?) then why care and comment on this blog? No matter how well you spell and no matter where you work or who you work for, NO ONE on this blog or in their right mind would agree w/ your ass-backwards loyalties and misguided opinions! Get him a lawyer, fight the case, start a fan club for him! WE DO NOT CARE. He was humiliated and now the world knows what an asshole he is and what a cunt for a cousin he has. Keep on defending him and exposing all your family weakness on this page. We thrive off this shit! I love it....

Hey, CIN brilliance: there’s no such thing as petit theft it’s petty theft, you IDIOT!!!theft n. the generic term for all crimes in which a person intentionally and fraudulently takes personal property of another without permission or consent and with the intent to convert it to the taker’s use (including potential sale). In many states, if the value of the property taken is low (for example, less than $500) the crime is “petty theft,” but it is “grand theft” for larger amounts, designated misdemeanor, or felony, respectively. Theft is synonymous with “larceny.” Although robbery (taking by force), burglary (taken by entering unlawfully), and embezzlement (stealing from an employer) are all commonly thought of as theft, they are distinguished by the means and methods used, and are separately designated as those types of crimes in criminal charges and statutory punishments. (See: larceny, robbery, burglary, embezzlement)I eagerly await your apology for being stupid!This description comes for the online legal dictionary:Phrase not found in the Dictionary and Encyclopedia. Please try the words separately:Petit theft

Ohh yes your are so smart.. too smart for me!! NOT, IF YOU'D ACTUALLY LOOK IN THE RIGHT PLACE AND THEN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING (FLORIDA STATUTE 812.014 ) You stupid SOB!!!!

LMLAO...Laughing my Latina Ass Off!!! You guys ROCK!!! I have been about to spit out my soda reading these posts. It's quite amusing how people think that using big words and spelling it correctly implies they are smart...Hehehehe...This tickles me. Go on gang...keep them coming.

I agree!!!!

So LMFHAO would be laughing my fat Hispanic ass off. LMFBAO would be black, LMFAAO, could be either Asian or African, LMFMAO, could be Mexican or Mandarin and so on and so on. Oh the possibilities!!!

And CIN is still an idiot.

Point proven. What a crusty cunt...and her colleagues? Please! She scares me w/ the BIG words, even thought she spells them right, lmao!

And YES to whoever asked LMFWAO = Laughin' My Fat White Ass Off, and that's exactly what I am doing now!

And CIN is still an idiot.

Completely agree!!

Athena,
I got my definition from: http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/P...
When I typed in petit theft, got this message: Phrase not found in the Dictionary and Encyclopedia. Please try the words separately:
Petit theft
I guess it all depends on where Google takes you! Petit means small, petty means having little significance.
He he, maybe he's a petty thief doing petit crimes with EL GRANDO failure!!
And CIN is still an idiot.

JJ999, from Dictionary.com -

petty theft
: theft of property or services whose value is below a specified amount called also petit theft.
NOTE: Petty theft is a misdemeanor but may be aggravated by prior convictions.

I am not even able to find Petit Theft in a legal dictionary. Honestly, it says the phrase "petit theft" is not found. No matter, she's still an idiot, and so is her cousin.

Hey, CIN brilliance: there’s no such thing as petit theft it’s petty theft, you IDIOT!!

Petit theft is what they use in Florida but almost every where else, it's petty theft. She's a dumb broad like I said earlier. It seems like she's a dumb broad that works for an attorneys office. Or some type of government agency. Or it may be that she's been charged with it before. But of course she would know since part of her family has been charged with it before.

I wouldn’t be in the position Im in now if I were dumb.. sorry can’t say the same about others. By the way I think Ill tell my colleagues that the spelling of petit theft has changed to petty theft according to everyone here.

Hey, CIN brilliance: there's no such thing as petit theft it's petty theft, you IDIOT!!!
theft n. the generic term for all crimes in which a person intentionally and fraudulently takes personal property of another without permission or consent and with the intent to convert it to the taker's use (including potential sale). In many states, if the value of the property taken is low (for example, less than $500) the crime is "petty theft," but it is "grand theft" for larger amounts, designated misdemeanor, or felony, respectively. Theft is synonymous with "larceny." Although robbery (taking by force), burglary (taken by entering unlawfully), and embezzlement (stealing from an employer) are all commonly thought of as theft, they are distinguished by the means and methods used, and are separately designated as those types of crimes in criminal charges and statutory punishments. (See: larceny, robbery, burglary, embezzlement)
I eagerly await your apology for being stupid!
This description comes for the online legal dictionary:
Phrase not found in the Dictionary and Encyclopedia. Please try the words separately:
Petit theft

Of course, you really don't need to apologise, we already knew you were stupid for trying to defend you idiot cousins.

Uh…okay. It’s an avatar. Nobody uses their own picture for an avatar. How dumb are you?

If I’m right, and this IS baby mama, how smart do you think she is??? Not very. Never mind the ghetto messages and the pics in t bathroom - She had 2 fucking kids with the ice cream bandito. The only way those children will have a chance in their lives is if they are removed from her custody NOW!!! Who knows, maybe she wants to raise a whole colony of ice cream banditos… lmfao

April, I think he had two seperate el-stupido babymammas. The boy had one idiotic mom and the daughter a second idiotic mom.
Stupid enough to fuck him and bear his offspring. those poor kids. Loser for a dad, and idiots for moms.

My guess is that Mr Eric is getting a real pearl necklace from Bubba.

Oh yesssss, I have heard that the "String of Pearls", inserted properly and then pulled out slowly makes for an absolutely INCREDIBLE orgasm, dontcha know, dahlink??? he he he

Cin: Do you even know what type of website this is?

Check out this link to "Why We Do What We Do"
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/03/16/true-cri...

Then come back and tell us why stupid Eric or dead Ricky shouldn't be here and we shouldn't be tossing shit at them.

Like it or not - they deserve all we can hand out and then some.

Again, DUMB BROAD!!! You only complimented me. Yay, you believe in me. And really, show your colleagues this site. I'd love for them to see how you a fucking idiot for trying to stand up for cousins who are worthless pieces of shit. Yeah, it's sad that he died from a hit and run but have you ever heard of karma. Yeah, that always comes back to bite you in the butt, especially if your a cop beater.

Im looking dont you worry and how would you happen to know if he did or did not learn from Ricky? Maybe from personal experience? Maybe your older siblings tought you how to be a dumbass and talk so much shit.... "ya dumb broad" come on I believe in you.. get a better come back please!! lol As for the dumb part I wouldn't be in the position Im in now if I were dumb.. sorry can't say the same about others. By the way I think Ill tell my colleagues that the spelling of petit theft has changed to petty theft according to everyone here.

philly_phan Fuck you.. You fucking prick! Just to let you know idiot I did tell him he fucked up, and I’m not defending what he did. The whole thing with TAZ was b’c he had the balls to bring in my cousin Ricky who passed away. I don’t defend Eric for what he did b’c I myself was a victim of someone like him but yet you dont see me posting pictures and comments about me wanting him dead. So if you want to talk trash about Eric I dont give a shit but have someone respect for the family of those who have passed. So, why don’t you do yourself a favor and fucking shoot yourself you dumb fuck!

Look, ya dumb broad, both of your cousins are dumb asses. Eric more than likely did learn this from his older brother Ricky. Plain and simple so go fuck yourself.

philly_phan Fuck you.. You fucking prick! Just to let you know idiot I did tell him he fucked up, and I'm not defending what he did. The whole thing with TAZ was b'c he had the balls to bring in my cousin Ricky who passed away. I don't defend Eric for what he did b'c I myself was a victim of someone like him but yet you dont see me posting pictures and comments about me wanting him dead. So if you want to talk trash about Eric I dont give a shit but have someone respect for the family of those who have passed. So, why don't you do yourself a favor and fucking shoot yourself you dumb fuck!

LMFWAO....does that stand for Laughing my fucking white ass off...just curious....

First, Im not baby mama but I am his cousin. Second, Im not scared but because of my employment I do not have a picture. I know how to upload a picture but yet Im a busy person and I dont always have the time others do.

You're a stupid CUNT coming on here defending an asshole like Eric! i don't care if it were my brother - right is right and wrong is wrong. When you don't hold people accountable for their actions, especially people you love - if you can't tell your PRIMO he's wrong then who can?! Or who will? If this were my cousin, I would cuss him out and tell him the truth instead of sticking up for him and trying to sugar coat everything! Do NOT come on DD to attack US - this site has been around before Eric's dumb ass and will continue to go on - if you didn't know this person personally, you would not be cursing us and probably never would have came across this site...you're starting baby battles about avitars and screen names?! Please. Just as you have a job and don't have the time (LMFWAO!), so do we and neither do we. If you could see Taz's face, would that change what your pussy ass cousin did? Hell no. If we all spelled correctly in every posting would that make it better? Hell no. Do us all a favor and get lost - hopeully your cousin hangs himself in jail or becomes someone's bitch! That's what happens to faggots that fuck w/ kids or old people. Stupid bitch...

First, Im not baby mama but I am his cousin. Second, Im not scared but because of my employment I do not have a picture. I know how to upload a picture but yet Im a busy person and I dont always have the time others do.

Oh honey please. You apparently have enough time to come on here and try to stand up for a cousin who's a fucking piece of shit that tried to rob a paleta man. I know it's all the rage with the "gangstas" in the south to try to rob the ice cream man, but come on...at least complete the task of taking his money. It wasn't a mistake, it was a plan that was thought out over...maybe 10 minutes because if it took at least 20 to plan, he probably would've made off with the money. He should have FAILURE tattooed next on his body.

First, Im not baby mama but I am his cousin. Second, Im not scared but because of my employment I do not have a picture. I know how to upload a picture but yet Im a busy person and I dont always have the time others do.

And this signifies what to you, Baby Mama? Sorry I can’t quite follow the train of your brilliance.

It signifies to me that she is too stupid to get her own cartoon. She should pick one off her coloring book of a baby daddy.

Tell me Baby Mama - Did the Bandito make bail? Or is that you manning his myspace page?? You changed his default pic?? You don't want people to know how much you two like to have out in toilets?? I (personally) think the toilet is the perfect place for a piece of shit.

Yes, SMHARRIS I see.. yet again you have pictures of cartoon figures instead of your own pictures..

And this signifies what to you, Baby Mama? Sorry I can't quite follow the train of your brilliance.

Maybe when he is on the inside, Bubba will use a popsicle to numb the point of impact-to lessen the blow!

Let's hope not. I wanna think he'll get it without the numbing.

ummm...

Maybe when he is on the inside, Bubba will use a popsicle to numb the point of impact-to lessen the blow!

I don’ t think I’ve ever seen a dumber looking set of tattoos. It’s like he’s a kid that doodled all over himself with a ballpoint pen.

WryBread, I posted an eric ice cream pict, for you in erics form page.

Uh…okay. It’s an avatar. Nobody uses their own picture for an avatar. How dumb are you?

If I'm right, and this IS baby mama, how smart do you think she is??? Not very. Never mind the ghetto messages and the pics in t bathroom - She had 2 fucking kids with the ice cream bandito. The only way those children will have a chance in their lives is if they are removed from her custody NOW!!! Who knows, maybe she wants to raise a whole colony of ice cream banditos... lmfao

Yes, SMHARRIS I see.. yet again you have pictures of cartoon figures instead of your own pictures..

Uh...okay. It's an avatar. Nobody uses their own picture for an avatar. How dumb are you?

My guess is that Mr Eric is getting a real pearl necklace from Bubba.

Ha ha yep and he likes it. LMFAO.

Morbid, please, please, please add the ice cream cone tattoo under his eye? You could make it upside down and the ice cream fallen out since he botched the job and can't claim victory credit.

I don' t think I've ever seen a dumber looking set of tattoos. It's like he's a kid that doodled all over himself with a ballpoint pen.

Yeah TAZ your tough talking shit about a dead person……. I bet if Ricky was alive you wouldn’t be talking the shit your talking now. Ohhh and so tough you have a picture of TAZ as your profile picture….awww how cute!! As for Eric damn he did fuck up, but yet again we all make mistakes. I guess your lives are just too boring that you have to come on here and talk shit about other people. About latinos in cowboy gear does not necessarly make them Mexican b’c if you get out of your little pathetic world you would see that people from other countries, i.e. Guatemala, also dress in cowboy gear!! MORONS is the exact word to describe all of you!!!

Baby Mama in the house!! Whoot Whoot!

Oh snap he has a friend that can spell.

Wut tha fck iz dat soup osed to meeeeennnn???

And Eric’s pearl necklace is just too fucking funny.

My guess is that Mr Eric is getting a real pearl necklace from Bubba.

Ah, yes, ImperialCK, please poke this dumbass some more so she will come on here! I admit I can’t always make out her clever prose stylings, but it would still be good.

Like I said - Baby Mama in the house!! Whoot Whoot!!

Yes, SMHARRIS I see.. yet again you have pictures of cartoon figures instead of your own pictures..

CIN what about you? You have no pictures of your self. What are you scared? You come on her trying to say that what Eric did was bad but we all make mistakes. HE TRIED TO ROB A PALETA MAN!!! A FUCKING PALETA MAN!!!! That's not a mistake. That's a one big fuck up. A mistake would be to wear foundation that doesn't match your skin color. Or wearing a red dress to a all white party. That's not a mistake, he could've killed the guy. But luckily, the paleta man fought him off and was able to get away with his money and his life. So fuck you for coming on here and saying he made a mistake. He knew what he was doing. And it's not our fault he takes such funny pictures.

Yes, SMHARRIS I see.. yet again you have pictures of cartoon figures instead of your own pictures..


"LoL, Please Ricky was a Pinche Pendejo. who spent most of his adult hood in prison or jail, and got what he deserved being run over like a rabid dog in the road. Not once, but twice. right after leaveing Erics house.

What about all thoughs HARD working people who suffered at the hands of these 2 Sinaloa cowboy Wanabbee Babosos. Tell Eric to get a real job and do something, right by his kids, mabye he can even finish school while he is in jail. But he wont, he will just be another dead body found on the side of the road for pissing off to many hard working people. I dont care what nationality Eric is, he is only a scumbag thug to me. "

Too funny!! Talking about others not being able to spell. Take the time to look at your own and you will be surprised!!