Stanley Carter’s MyspaceMySpace (private)

Wilkes-Barre, PA–Stanley Carter, 21, is a creepy, creepy little man. He had been staying with friends in one-half of a duplex when he wore out his welcome. The family he had been staying with asked him to leave. On December 19, Carter disappeared, the family filed a missing person report a couple of days later. He hadn’t gone far though…he found himself a cozy little hide-out in the attic.

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Michael Dick

Gresham, OR–You ever have one of those days? You’re just sitting at home, chillin’ in your bathrobe, enjoying a peaceful morning when out of the blue, a nekkid guy just walks in through your patio door. Now, ya know this guy isn’t stopping in to shoot the breeze over coffee and donuts.

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Rawr.

Cougar (noun): An older woman who is romantically interested in younger men.

Claymont, DE–Mothers share many things with their teen daughters; Clothing, makeup, secrets, jewelry, the bathroom, boyfriends. What? You mean to tell me you never looked at your teen daughter’s boyfriend and thought, ‘Daaaamn. I gotta get me some of that!’ No? Me either. Juli Faunce did though.

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Ada, OK – Kenneth Wayne Huneycutt, 60, is the pastor of New Hope Baptist Church.  He’s also a pedophile who likes to feel up little boys and force them to reciprocate.  Rev. Huneycutt has admitted to molesting two little boys, ages six and ten, multiple times over the last eight months.  Most recently, the pastor molested the boys in December, after which he told them that what he’d done (and made them do) was their “little secret”.

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Staten Island, NY – I really hope Jaquan Porter had a great Christmas this year, because he isn’t getting another one. On Friday, December 26, ten-year-old Jaquan was beaten to death by his mother. Melissa Sekulski, who turned 30 on the day she killed her son, slammed Jaquan’s head into a wall so hard that the child died without ever getting up off the floor where he fell. [Read more...]

UPDATE – 1/1/09 – Jose Diaz has admitted molesting “at least five” boys, and additional victims have come forward.  Quel suprise.  The State Police investigator assigned to the case is still interviewing children, but says the number right now looks to be “between five and ten.”   The case has been remanded to a grand jury.

Rochester, NY - Jose M. Diaz, 40,  is a volunteer firefighter.  That’s him up above.  He likes his shiny red truck.  He also likes young boys.  [Read more...]

Danny Villa

Walpole, MA, and Tucson, AZ – Former pro football player Daniel Villa apparently played more than a little ball during his tenure as a high school football coach in Massachusetts.  Villa, 44, is a former offensive lineman for the New England Patriots.  He’s also the now-resigned athletic director and head football coach at Walpole High School, where he is accused of raping one of his students on multiple occasions over the past year.  [Read more...]

Port St. Lucie, FL–Not only is 31-year-old Eryn Allegra a selfish bitch, she’s a cold-hearted bitch. She planned and carried out the murder of her 8-year-old son, Tristan Allegra. She took away his life in the early morning hours of Christmas day in what authorities are calling a botched murder-suicide.

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Hamilton Twp, OH–They say lightning never strikes twice. In the case of Christopher Sefakis, 41, that proves to be false. You see, Sefakis is looking for love. His requirements? You must be male and you must be under the age of 16. Like many other pedophiles and pervs we write about, Sefakis was looking for some young love on the internet. This little hobby of his got him in trouble last year when the 15-year-old boy he was chatting it up with turned out to be Hamilton Township Police Lt. Jeff Braley. Almost one year later, Sefakis is up to his old tricks again. Imagine his surprise when he found his internet love interest was once again Lt. Jeff Braley. Seriously folks, you can’t make this shit up!

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Anthony LaMantia

Liberty, NY – Anthony LaMantia likes little girls.  And, apparently, the occasional little boy as well.  LaMantia, 56, is a registered sex offender in the state of New York.  Why?  Because he raped two preteens repeatedly between 1998 and 2001, that’s why.   LaMantia was convicted in 2005 of second-degree rape and was placed on ten years supervised probation.  You heard me – probation.  For child rape.   Um, New York?  WTF? [Read more...]

…so he set his trailer on fire

Theodore, AL–Lawrence Edward Lee, 45, had a bad case of the ‘nobody loves me’ Christmas blues. He didn’t get a single present for Christmas. Not even a re-gifted fruitcake. Can you believe that? Well, he got even with the selfish relatives who overlooked him…he set his own trailer on fire. That’ll show ‘em! Now he not only lacks presents, but also a home. Luckily, the kind-hearted folks down at the Metro Jail welcomed him with open arms.

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UPDATE - 12/26/08 – 4:07 PM EST – The second child, Edwin Pellecier, 10, succumbed to his injuries this afternoon.  Gallegos will now face two first-degree murder charges.

UPDATE – 12/26/08 – 1:35 PM EST- PhoenixPhoenix reviews police Sgt. Tommy Thompson says 7-year-old Jesse Ramirez died early FridayFriday reviews of his injuries.  Rest in peace, young  one.   Additional charges against Joe Gallegos are now pending.

Phoenix, AZ – This is a story too terrible for Christmas.  But frankly, it’s too terrible for any day, and the family has no choice about dealing with it, so I think we should, too.

On Tuesday, December 23rd, with the excitement of Christmas in the air, two young cousins, Edwin Pellecier, aged 10, and Jesse Ramirez, aged 7, decided to walk to the park just a few doors from their home to play.   They were found a short time later, bludgeoned about the head so badly that the EMT’s could not determine who they were or what had caused their injuries.  [Read more...]

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.

Great Falls, MT – It was damned cold in Cascade County this past weekend, and late FridayFriday reviews/early SaturdaySaturday reviews, the air temperature was well below zero. Such a bitter cold persuades the more prudent among us to leave the car parked in the garage and stay in all night. Maybe root around in the back of the DVD cabinet for a forgotten favorite, or pull the old skin magazines out of the closet for some time with the Ladies of the ’80s. Maybe perform a few double-clicks to hit the Demon for the very latest in asshattery.

But 22-year-old Jeramey Sheeler had someone to see, weather be damned, and off he went in his Jeep. This all would’ve been just fine and dandy, except that sometime around midnight, Sheeler arrived at his destination, parked, turned off the ignition…and left his 4-year-old daughter asleep in the vehicle.

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