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Monthly Archives: December 2008

Dick Got Squeezed

December 31, 2008 at 2:18 am by  

Michael Dick

Gresham, OR–You ever have one of those days? You’re just sitting at home, chillin’ in your bathrobe, enjoying a peaceful morning when out of the blue, a nekkid guy just walks in through your patio door. Now, ya know this guy isn’t stopping in to shoot the breeze over coffee and donuts.

Juli Faunce Is A Cougar

December 30, 2008 at 10:25 am by  


Cougar (noun): An older woman who is romantically interested in younger men.

Claymont, DE–Mothers share many things with their teen daughters; Clothing, makeup, secrets, jewelry, the bathroom, boyfriends. What? You mean to tell me you never looked at your teen daughter’s boyfriend and thought, ‘Daaaamn. I gotta get me some of that!’ No? Me either. Juli Faunce did though.

Pastor Ken Huneycutt Molests Little Boys

December 30, 2008 at 7:26 am by  

Ada, OK – Kenneth Wayne Huneycutt, 60, is the pastor of New Hope Baptist Church.  He’s also a pedophile who likes to feel up little boys and force them to reciprocate.  Rev. Huneycutt has admitted to molesting two little boys, ages six and ten, multiple times over the last eight months.  Most recently, the pastor molested the boys in December, after which he told them that what he’d done (and made them do) was their “little secret”.

Um, Reverend?  That thing in your hand is not a  church-approved teaching tool. …

Melissa Sekulski Killed Jaquan Porter

December 29, 2008 at 8:26 am by  

Staten Island, NY – I really hope Jaquan Porter had a great Christmas this year, because he isn’t getting another one. On Friday, December 26, ten-year-old Jaquan was beaten to death by his mother. Melissa Sekulski, who turned 30 on the day she killed her son, slammed Jaquan’s head into a wall so hard that the child died without ever getting up off the floor where he fell. …

Jose Diaz is a Hunk, a Hunk of Burnin’ Love

December 28, 2008 at 11:06 pm by  

UPDATE – 1/1/09 – Jose Diaz has admitted molesting “at least five” boys, and additional victims have come forward.  Quel suprise.  The State Police investigator assigned to the case is still interviewing children, but says the number right now looks to be “between five and ten.”   The case has been remanded to a grand jury.

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Rochester, NY – Jose M. Diaz, 40,  is a volunteer firefighter.  That’s him up above.  He likes his shiny red truck.  He also likes young boys.  …

Danny Villa Plays More Than Football

December 28, 2008 at 7:28 am by  

Danny Villa

Walpole, MA, and Tucson, AZ – Former pro football player Daniel Villa apparently played more than a little ball during his tenure as a high school football coach in Massachusetts.  Villa, 44, is a former offensive lineman for the New England Patriots.  He’s also the now-resigned athletic director and head football coach at Walpole High School, where he is accused of raping one of his students on multiple occasions over the past year.  …

Eryn Allegra Is A Selfish Bitch

December 27, 2008 at 4:48 am by  

Port St. Lucie, FL–Not only is 31-year-old Eryn Allegra a selfish bitch, she’s a cold-hearted bitch. She planned and carried out the murder of her 8-year-old son, Tristan Allegra. She took away his life in the early morning hours of Christmas day in what authorities are calling a botched murder-suicide.…

Christopher Sefakis: Stung Twice

December 26, 2008 at 12:58 pm by  

Hamilton Twp, OH–They say lightning never strikes twice. In the case of Christopher Sefakis, 41, that proves to be false. You see, Sefakis is looking for love. His requirements? You must be male and you must be under the age of 16. Like many other pedophiles and pervs we write about, Sefakis was looking for some young love on the internet. This little hobby of his got him in trouble last year when the 15-year-old boy he was chatting it up with turned out to be Hamilton Township Police Lt. Jeff Braley. Almost one year later, Sefakis is up to his old tricks again. Imagine his surprise when he found his internet love interest was once again Lt. Jeff Braley. Seriously folks, you can’t make this shit up!…

Anthony LaMantia Is A Recalcitrant Pedophile

December 26, 2008 at 11:56 am by  

Anthony LaMantia

Liberty, NY – Anthony LaMantia likes little girls.  And, apparently, the occasional little boy as well.  LaMantia, 56, is a registered sex offender in the state of New York.  Why?  Because he raped two preteens repeatedly between 1998 and 2001, that’s why.   LaMantia was convicted in 2005 of second-degree rape and was placed on ten years supervised probation.  You heard me – probation.  For child rape.   Um, New York?  WTF? …

Lawrence Lee Didn’t Get A Present

December 26, 2008 at 11:37 am by  

…so he set his trailer on fire

Theodore, AL–Lawrence Edward Lee, 45, had a bad case of the ‘nobody loves me’ Christmas blues. He didn’t get a single present for Christmas. Not even a re-gifted fruitcake. Can you believe that? Well, he got even with the selfish relatives who overlooked him…he set his own trailer on fire. That’ll show ’em! Now he not only lacks presents, but also a home. Luckily, the kind-hearted folks down at the Metro Jail welcomed him with open arms.

Joe Gallegos’ Brutality Ruined Christmas

December 25, 2008 at 9:22 pm by  

UPDATE – 12/26/08 – 4:07 PM EST – The second child, Edwin Pellecier, 10, succumbed to his injuries this afternoon.  Gallegos will now face two first-degree murder charges.

UPDATE – 12/26/08 – 1:35 PM EST- Phoenix police Sgt. Tommy Thompson says 7-year-old Jesse Ramirez died early Friday of his injuries.  Rest in peace, young  one.   Additional charges against Joe Gallegos are now pending.

Jesse’s cousin, 10-year-old Edwin Pellecier, remains in extremely critical condition.


Phoenix, AZ – This is a story too terrible for Christmas.  But frankly, it’s too terrible for any day, and the family has no choice about dealing with it, so I think we should, too.

On Tuesday, December 23rd, with the excitement of Christmas in the air, two young cousins, Edwin Pellecier, aged 10, and Jesse Ramirez, aged 7, decided to walk to the park just a few doors from their home to play.   They were found a short time later, bludgeoned about the head so badly that the EMT’s could not determine who they were or what had caused their injuries. 

Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!

December 25, 2008 at 12:36 am by  

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

Twelve babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry Christmas, bitchez!  We love you all.

Jeramey Sheeler Is a Shitty Dad

December 24, 2008 at 10:02 pm by  

Jeramey Sheeler at

Great Falls, MT – It was damned cold in Cascade County this past weekend, and late Friday/early Saturday, the air temperature was well below zero. Such a bitter cold persuades the more prudent among us to leave the car parked in the garage and stay in all night. Maybe root around in the back of the DVD cabinet for a forgotten favorite, or pull the old skin magazines out of the closet for some time with the Ladies of the ’80s. Maybe perform a few double-clicks to hit the Demon for the very latest in asshattery.

But 22-year-old Jeramey Sheeler had someone to see, weather be damned, and off he went in his Jeep. This all would’ve been just fine and dandy, except that sometime around midnight, Sheeler arrived at his destination, parked, turned off the ignition…and left his 4-year-old daughter asleep in the vehicle.…

Paul Thomas Hamill’s Girlfriend Gets Pissed

December 24, 2008 at 12:31 pm by  

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Florida – Hamill, 43, and his girlfriend got into an argument in the parking lot of a Sunoco gas station. The argument was over his girlfriend’s mother. While the exact details of the argument are not known, the exchange got Hamill so mad, he dumped a container of his own urine on the head of his girlfriend. He has now been arrested on simple battery charges.…

Joey Melendez Was Just Playin’

December 24, 2008 at 6:54 am by  

Joey Herminio Melendez (Myspace)

Lancaster, PA–UnamusedCat originally posted the Joey Melendez story in our forums in late October. Melendez was arrested for beating and burning his girlfriend’s 18-month-old son. At the time, there weren’t really many details. Now, new information is trickling out at the prelims. The excuses this asshole had for the abuse absolutely floored me.

Charris Bowers Was Chompin’ At The Bit

December 24, 2008 at 4:28 am by  

Charris Bowers (Myspace)

Deltona, FL–Some things in life just aren’t fair. Your wife agrees to a little oral after an evening of drinking at the local pub. She has assumed the position and things are heading in the right direction. You kick back, relax, and start enjoying the ride. Then….CHOMP! Maybe you say, ‘Hey baby, easy with the teeth, K?’ Then…CHOMP CHOMP! Now your brain is sending out signals that something is waaaay wrong with this usually enjoyable situation, the family jewels are in danger!

Review: Dead or Alive

December 23, 2008 at 5:02 pm by  

Dead or Alive is McGarrity’s 12th Kevin Kerney novel. Fans of his series probably know exactly what to expect and will pick up this book on day one, but it was my first encounter with the author and his characters, so this review is for people who might be interested in getting on board. Before I discuss Dead or Alive, I have to say how much I love McGarrity’s website. I wish every author had a resource like this. For each book (Tularosa, for instance), he has provided a synopsis, reviews, and even interactive maps.  Locations used in the books are laid out relative to one another and the locales are hyperlinked to other resources.  The same meticulous touch that is evident in McGarrity’s writing of Dead or Alive pervades his site.  It is an attention to detail that may be a mixed blessing, unfortunately.…

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