Patricia Anderson Spreads Holiday Cheer
November 30, 2008 by Jaded
Rochester, PA–Aaaah…Thanksgiving. A time for loved ones to join together and relect on all they are thankful for. And don’t forget the food and festivities. Roasted turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, pie, fighting, stabbing, screaming, bloodshed, head wounds. Patricia Anderson just proves my point that it’s just not Thanksgiving unless blood is spilled.
Every family has one. A family member that, no matter how joyous the occasion, just has to throw a wrench in the works and ruin the whole damn day. I had a crazy aunt that would sit at the table and babble away about her cat’s bowel movements. Size, shape, texture…the works. She even imitated the sound her cat would make while making poop. If we ignored her, she would only talk louder. She would poke us with a fork until we ‘ooohed’ and ‘aaahed’ in all the right places. Patricia Anderson is that nut. She’sShe reviews
just a tad more violent than my crazy aunt.
Anderson’s family had just finished their turkey dinner and were sitting around letting it digest. Anderson storms into her mother’s home and commences to starting shit. She throws stuff around, she tries picking a fight with a cousin. Then, she went after her own 62-year-old mother, attacking her with a plastic cup. When that weapon didn’t do much damage, she grabbed a bread knife with a 10″ blade and started cutting and jabbing at her. Why the violence? Did her invitation to dinner get lost in the mail? Did they eat all the pumpkin pie without saving her a slice? Details people! I need details!
After wreaking havoc and spilling blood at her mother’s home, Anderson ran next door to her boyfriend’s place. Her unsuspecting boyfriend was napping in his bedroom and recieved a rude awakening from his lovely girlfriend. She attacked him as he slept. I don’t know what she attacked him with, but whatever it was, it created a massive amount of blood…and a head wound. But, she wasn’t finished with her tirade yet. When police arrived and handcuffed her, she somehow slipped out of the cuffs and started fighting with authorities after being turned over to Beaver County prison officials. What a bundle of energy this one is!
Anderson’s mother was treated for cuts and scratches to her face. Her 39-year-old boyfriend was taken to the hospital and treated for a significant head wound. He is expected to fully recover…physically anyway. If he keeps her around, he better start sleeping with one eye open, or a helmet.
41-year-old Patricia Anderson is now being held in Beaver County Jail on $15,000 cash only bond. She faces multiple accounts of simple assault and aggravated assault. The motive for the attack is unknown. I betcha they all have their fingers crossed, hoping that she will still be sitting there when Christmas rolls around.
10:06 am on November 30th, 2008
what the FUCK? is it just this fun to attack your family? this sounds like something my dad would do. and then he’d insist that the other person actually attacked him.
10:49 am on November 30th, 2008
Let’s hope mom learned a lesson and doesn’t serve dry turkey again next year.
I bet that family would be thankful if Patricia spent some quality time in a mental health facility.
11:31 am on November 30th, 2008
Beaver County about sums it up, wouldn’t you say? And to think I bitched and moaned about my family’s Thanksgiving dinner being not so delightful Wow. At least there was fake fun.
11:52 am on November 30th, 2008
oh my god.
please tell me someone else here played the Oddworld games. this bitch looks like a Glukkon! they’re the baddies in that game series – pic here ( http://www.oddworld.com/firsttenyears/universe/industrial/characters/glukkons/ow_brewmaster.html ) and she looks JUST LIKE one!
1:35 pm on November 30th, 2008
Maybe she was upset about missing the carving of the turkey and decided to carve her momma and boyfriend.
She resembles Michael Jackson a little. He scares me.
1:37 pm on November 30th, 2008
I thought my family was messed up. This chick makes my family look good. (My family is twisted & has one to many bowls of fruits loops. *whistle*)
3:38 pm on November 30th, 2008
geez. and i thought it was crazy when my mom started with her shit over a clear nail polish. i am dying to know what set this nutjob off!
12:22 am on December 1st, 2008
Holy shit. This is the true meaning of “bat shit crazy”.
11:14 am on December 1st, 2008
Damn! What the hell did she eat/drink? Someone spiked her egg nog w/ some “bat shit crazy”?! Lmao. Poor mom & boyfriend…so when/if she gets out she’ll be a single orphan.
1:48 pm on December 1st, 2008
Methhead??? Or just crazy bitch, gawd!!!
2:14 pm on December 1st, 2008
next time my uncle tells his boring stories, I’ll jsut sit and laugh and be thankful he’s not as crazy as this bitch is
2:41 pm on December 1st, 2008
What the hell… I’m dieing to know what lit her fire, just to walk in and start hurting your own family!!! That is really fucked up…
4:10 am on December 2nd, 2008
I was thinking the same thing about her resembling Michael Jackson!
8:21 am on December 4th, 2008
Attacked with a plastic cup. That’s just sad.
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