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Hulk Found Dead, Cooking In Oven

November 26, 2008 by Morbid  

Filed under: Animal Cruelty, Burglary 

Update: 04/07/09-The person responsible for putting HulkHulk reviewsHulk reviews in the oven has been arrested. Terry Kleiman, Alex’s ex, has been charged with felony counts of animal mistreatment and burglary. More at end of article.


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GREEN BAY, WI – Well, I didn’t think we would have TWO stories about this kind of shit this year, but another dog has been found dead, cooking in an oven. Alex Rouse (call me) came home to a smokey home the other day to find her 5-month old Pekinese/poodle puppy named Hulk, cooking in a hot oven.

Green Bay police are saying that someone broke into the house and placed the dog in the oven, but are not sure if the dog was dead before it wnet in, or died while in there. Alex Rouse (call me) states that she has her suspicions in regards to who may have done this, and because of that, she has gone into hiding.

Captain Karl Fluery of the Green Bay police states that they are taking this crime very seriously and want to find the individual responsible before things escalate.

Terry Kleiman

Terry Kleiman

Update: 04/07/09-Terry had joked about killing the puppy and shoving it in the oven in the past. He claimed to be allergic to Hulk, and says the dog put him through hell. If convicted on the charges, Terry Kleiman faces a maximum of 16 years in prison and a $35,000 fine.

Comments

17 Comments on "Hulk Found Dead, Cooking In Oven" make up the 115,837 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. penelopejo
    11:05 am on November 26th, 2008

    I was reading the article and thought, wtf is the call me about. Then, I played the video and now I see why. You perv. LOL… poor thing, I bet she wished it would’ve turned into a big green dog to scare off those burglars.

  2. ScotchyScotch
    11:16 am on November 26th, 2008

    Personally, I prefer my Pekinese/Poodle puppies grilled, not baked. But, I suppose it would be okay with a side of mashed potatoes…

    Sorry Demonites, I couldn’t resist. Actually, I am a dog lover. Now, if it was a cat…

    -Ron

  3. silvahalo
    11:21 am on November 26th, 2008

    WTF?? you’d have to be out of your fuck’n mind to cook a dog! what the hell? I really hope this poor pooch was dead before cooking, the thought of that is just horrific…I hope they catch this bastard!

    Rest in peace Hulk.

  4. webb
    11:26 am on November 26th, 2008

    WOOT WOOT Green Bay made the Demon!

  5. ScotchyScotch
    11:34 am on November 26th, 2008

    WOOT WOOT Green Bay made the Demon!

    First Jeffrey Dahmer and now this.

    YOU GO – GREEN BAY!!!

    Green Bay in Da House!!!

  6. webb
    11:39 am on November 26th, 2008

    First Jeffrey Dahmer and now this.

    Jeffrey Dahmer was from Milwaukee.

  7. ScotchyScotch
    11:55 am on November 26th, 2008

    Jeffrey Dahmer was from Milwaukee.

    Potato – Potaato… I once drove through Wisconsin with my father when I was a kid. Everything looked the same to me. The one thing that stands out in my mind from that trip was the number of pick-up trucks with gun racks on the road. I lost count somewhere around 400 and fell asleep.

  8. the dark wanderer
    1:30 pm on November 26th, 2008

    poor pooch i hope when they find out who did this they stick them in a fuckin oven. seriously wtf why would some one do that i think that they have somethin against the owner because it doesnt state if anything was taken from the house. that just makes me think…

  9. Abroad
    2:47 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Alex Rouse (call me) states that she has her suspicions in regards to who may have done this, and because of that, she has gone into hiding.

    Probably a smart move. Hope she can stay under the radar until they catch up with the creep.

    P.S. @ Morbid: Down boy, down!

  10. Taz
    5:27 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Sounds like an ex-boyfriend / jilted lover did it. Could get more serrious , dont blame her for going into hiding. A guys going to burn your doggy in an oven, he might do the same thing to you as well. Freakin sicko.

  11. Zibarro
    6:32 pm on November 26th, 2008

    Damn, Morbid – she likes little cute dogs – not big ole’ HORN DOGS! LOL

    Sick fuck who did this tho. Killing a dog is bad enough – baking it goes to a whole ‘nuther level!

    I hope they find this idiot soon.

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  13. philly_phan
    11:44 am on December 1st, 2008

    A poodle named “Hulk”…this is wrong for so many reasons. So sorry for the owner’s loss. In hiding though? I agree w/ a previous poster that said this must be an ex/jilted lover. Who else who do something like this?! Nothing was taken, the house wasn’t robbed, just the dog baked? Gross. Inhumane.

  14. lostlilgirl
    8:15 pm on April 7th, 2009

    Mother Fucker!! Damn, why can’t these fucking assholes be put out of OUR misery. I love all animals. To do something like this to another living creature is so fucking sick, it makes me wanna puke. OOOps. I think I just did a little in my mouth.

    ROT IN HELL FUCKER!

  15. tutkill
    8:53 pm on April 7th, 2009

    I don’t think there is a oven big enought to shove fat ass Terry into. Otherwise, I would claim I was allergic to the fat ass turd knocker and throw his ass into one.

    Poor Hulk-we love our dogs

  16. mominAZ
    10:05 pm on April 7th, 2009

    Update: 04/07/09-Terry had joked about killing the puppy and shoving it in the oven in the past. He claimed to be allergic to Hulk, and says the dog put him through hell.

    Hey, Terry, you pathetic fuck….it’s called ZYRTEC!!!

  17. Max The Cat
    12:27 am on April 8th, 2009

    Sorry Demonites, I couldn’t resist. Actually, I am a dog lover. Now, if it was a cat…

    Hey, watch it there buddy. :)

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