Katrina Doyle Shouldn’t Be Breeding
November 25, 2008 by Jaded
Port Richey, FL–Where, oh where, do I begin with this lovely lady? Let’s go back to SaturdaySaturday reviews
. Katrina Doyle, 34, and her husband, David Pook were having an argument. The argument ended when Katrina stabbed her husband in the back of the head with a ballpoint pen. Ouch. The cops were called, Katrina was handcuffed and taken to jail. Pook followed, after he was released from the hospital that is. Please, read on…it gets better.
Katrina was booked into the county jail in Land O’ Lakes and charged with aggravated domestic battery. Once she was all situated in her comfy little cell, she whipped out a bag of methadone pills and a syringe. These items didn’t materialize magically, she didn’t wish them into reality…she pulled them out of her ass! Did she stash that stuff up there because she knew she was going to jail that day? Or does she walk around with a syringe and a baggie of pills up her ass every day? How does one sit down with a needle up their butt anyway? There are a number of things I couldn’t imagine hiding in that particular spot, and a syringe would be pretty high up on that list. After pulling the syringe out of her ass, she injected herself with whatever was in it and passed out. Did I mention that the sperm receptacle is pregnant? Wonderful.
Now, on top of the domestic battery charge, Katrina is also being charged with possession of a controlled substance and introduction of contraband into a penal facility. (Does anyone else find humor in those last seven words or is it just me?) She remains in jail in lieu of $12,650 bail. Pook is also sitting behind bars, probably wishing for some aspirin for that headache, on charges of aggravated domestic battery on a pregnant woman. His bail is set at $7,500.
8:27 am on November 25th, 2008
Unless she is a repeat offender, she will be given probation, followed by her violating probation when she fails her drug tests. After being arrested a few times, she will be locked up in a drug treatment facility. Florida does not take these drug crimes seriously enough, and we are just raising another generation of drug addicts.
9:43 am on November 25th, 2008
introduction of contraband into a penal facility. (Does anyone else find humor in those last seven words or is it just me?)
that’s funny, but my mind is warped ! great write up =) lol penal facility hahahah
10:54 am on November 25th, 2008
The first thing I though when I looked at her pictures was drugs. She looked like she could of been pretty at one time………somewhat. and yes the penal facility….hee hee hee.
11:00 am on November 25th, 2008
What a freak’n loser. Her myspace, “Katrina trying to keep a smile on my face”…how about “trying to stash shit up my ass”!! Jaded, you are so right, how the hell do you sit with a needle up your ass?
What really pisses me off is the baby she is carrying is already subjected to all her bullshit. She doesn’t give a fat-rats-ass about that baby, and personally, I am not looking forward to a right-up on how she beat or abandoned her baby for drugs.
Your in the right place Katrina…”penal facility”…ha, ha!
11:16 am on November 25th, 2008
Maybe “Daddy” wanted a little “special” lovin’, and she already had that space occupied. Domestic disputes have started over less.
11:26 am on November 25th, 2008
OMG this asswipe is from the town where I live (on weekends), and my son-in-law is a Port Richey cop.. She doesn’t look familiar to me at all, but I just probably never hung with that crowd of meth users and tattooed twats. On her my space, it says (children?), Katrina says not for me!!! and she’s fucking pregnant, either she’ll mis carry, or I see another child abuser on the DD.. And as far as the ass packing, How does she sit down??? I’ll try to get more info from my SIL when I get in touch with him.. Enjoy your penal facility Katrina, it can only get worse…
12:31 pm on November 25th, 2008
What are you being hard on this lady for? She was just thinking outside the box! Or inside the box?
At any rate, you women should understand how hard it is to keep track of a purse. But your anus and vagina are rarely left behind on the counter of a McDonald’s.
Penal facility — I have a feeling this women IS a penal facility.
12:43 pm on November 25th, 2008
A bubbaku:
No purse for this one!
Resourceful girl packs her ass.
She has drugs in jail!
2:09 pm on November 25th, 2008
nice her myspace says she’s bi, nothing wrong with that, but also says that ‘loves kids, but not for her’, so she’s definately not interested in the kiddo that’s growing inside her.
2:13 pm on November 25th, 2008
the problem with florida is that they have these lovely systems in place to send criminals(and sometimes noncriminals) quickly through the system knowing they will violate their parole and then send them back in for the duration of their sentence.
2:41 pm on November 25th, 2008
My goodness…you guys think having a needle up your ass is a shock, then don’t watch the discovery channel and how they go into jails. They show x-rays of guys who can’t get homemade shanks out their ass and have to go to the nurse…gross!!
And I think I got SoJaded’s joke. It’s quite hilarious.
3:28 pm on November 25th, 2008
I LOVE that mug shot! You know she had the needle and pills in her ass during the picture you are looking at. Look at how her eyebrows are scrunched together and the somewhat pained look on her face… I can just sense that her bung hole is scrunched up tight.
That is the look of someone with some junk up their ass. Every time I see someone with “that look” on their face, I will instantly think of this woman and whether they have some stuff up their ass!
LMFAO!!!
5:11 pm on November 25th, 2008
Her myspace also states she’s single.
Well at least you can’t say she wasn’t resourceful.
LOL!! Yeah I’m with ya there!
5:18 pm on November 25th, 2008
hahaha that made me laugh out loud !!!!!
5:33 pm on November 25th, 2008
I didn’t know Land O’ Lakes was a real place! I thought it was just a brand of butter. Now I have to wonder if Lucerne is a real place, too. I bet it is.
It is! It’s a city in Switzerland! And here I thought I knew the dairy industry…
5:59 pm on November 25th, 2008
Lucerne is AWESOME. You gotta go, sometime. Beautiful city on a lake right at the doorstep of the Alps.
-Ron
6:32 pm on November 25th, 2008
You know, strangely enough, Switzerland isn’t somewhere I’ve even briefly considered visiting, until your post. I still doubt I’ll ever go, as Lucerne itself isn’t enough to draw me to a country, but if I happen to be in the neighborhood, perhaps I’ll swing by.
6:39 pm on November 25th, 2008
Lucerne is also a little depressed city in California (like the one you might see in Footloose) on the backroad to Vegas. It sucks man…
7:24 pm on November 25th, 2008
I’m guessing that’s the dairy farm’s namesake, right there. Much less magical, though. Kinda takes away from that whole “Happy cows” ad campaign.
7:33 pm on November 25th, 2008
There is nothing magical about that spot for sure…Lots of trailers on big open land, and water towers! Actually water there is like a precious commodity and they pay dearly for it. They have to keep big water tower like dealy bobbers in their backyards. But hey, people gotta live! To each his own…Whatever floats their boat I guess…
7:39 pm on November 25th, 2008
Great bubbaku Wrybread!
12:15 am on November 26th, 2008
No shit, huh??
3:16 am on November 26th, 2008
No…I’m not surprised about people sticking stuff up their ass. I’m just surprised that she already had it up there when she was booked into jail!
5:38 am on November 26th, 2008
Wouldn’t the stash have fit better all up in that schnozz? *honk*
7:34 am on November 26th, 2008
OK… I’m trying real hard to wrap my head around this one. After the assault, she had time to place these things up her ass – how do you get that timing right? What if the cops didn’t come for hours?
Yeah, that mug shot seems to scream the need to shit – and quick! Uggh. Best thing that could have happened is if that needle HAD somehow broken when she sat down.
Land O Lakes — been there, done that. Not worth writing home about. Little nothing town full of nobody’s. Just one more shithole in Florida – the shithole capital of the world.
3:15 pm on November 26th, 2008
Well, it does get a bit complicated when you’ve got ….. Ahem.
That was not how you meant that, was it?
12:17 pm on December 1st, 2008
Well she’s out b/c she logging on and updating MySpace. Time to start w/ the nastygrams, lol. Anyone else have MS?! Send her msgs! She’s getting them and reading them…
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