Catharine Miller Wanted A Wife and Baby
November 20, 2008 by impqueen
Fairfield, IL - Catharine L. Miller, 33, wanted a wife and a baby, like many people do. Thing is, Miller wanted the wife and the baby to be one person – a fourteen-year-old girl. Yeah.  Miller, who is from Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, approached the girl in an online chat room in September. The relationship quickly progressed from chatting to texting to calling.
On Monday, Miller and the girl met in a hotel in Flora, Illinois. Miller proposed marriage and gave the girl an engagement ring, a baby bottle, and a whole new set of sexual hangups. Thanks, Catharine! I guess it’s a good thing she’s studying to be a counselor, huh?Â
Catharine Miller reportedly attends college in Cincinnati, Ohio, and is “studying counseling”, according to the criminal complaint. Her name is also spelled “Catherine” in several news reports.
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11, Miller apparently sent the 14-year-old a text message to let the girl know that she had reserved a motel room in Flora, Illinois for the weekend. Miller told the girl to be at a location in Cisne, Illinois on FridayFriday reviews
to be picked up.  Miller then drove from Cincinnati to Cisne and picked up the girl.
The criminal complaint says that “Miller proposed marriage to the victim and presented her with a diamond ring. She also gave the victim a baby bottle because the victim would then be her baby.”
You know, there’s just no way that I can even make that look funny. I tried. And if the girl was of legal age, it might be kinky, but it would be perfectly legal. I have no problem with people who love each other being together in whatever safe, sane, consensual manner works for them.
But holy CATS, y’all. This girl wasn’t just a little bit underage – she’s fourteen. And a 33 year old woman who has studied psychology is well aware of the mental and emotional manipulation involved in seducing a young girl. To then add everything that baby bottle represents into the equation is wrong on more levels than I can fit into this article.
Then, of course, Miller had sex with the girl over the weekend. Because nothing says “I love you and want to nurture you forever” like a ring, a baby bottle, and a little statutory rape.
On Sunday night, a relative of the girl got suspicious of Miller being in town and hanging out with a young teenager and called the police. On Monday morning, Miller was arrested at the hotel, where she was found to be in possession of child pornography. I’m gonna bet she took a few pictures over the weekend.
Catharine Miller is being held at the Wayne County Jail on a federal charge of “traveling in interstate commerce to engage in sexual conduct” – in other words, child porn. Miller is also charged in Wayne County with aggravated criminal sexual abuse. Her bond on the county charge is $250,000, but she is being held without bond on the federal charge. Investigators say more charges may be forthcoming. And I am just flabbergasted at the incredible stupidity of Catharine Miller.
Dakota Valkyrie went “WTF?” in our forums.
1:44 pm on November 20th, 2008
I’ll join my friend Dakota with a rousing WTF!?! here on the front page!
Yowza. That’s a whole world of wrong in a single hotel room.
1:50 pm on November 20th, 2008
I’m still working on all the ways that baby bottle is messed up. I think my brain exploded after five.
1:56 pm on November 20th, 2008
Her eyes look red — Oh were you crying, ahhh so sorry…..not. You are a child rapist and you deserve all the punishment you get bitch. Again with the bottle, she just took it to a whole new level and I’m sure she knew that. Sick!
That’s a great line!
2:00 pm on November 20th, 2008
Given that most 14-year-olds are trying to assert how “grown up” and mature they are, I can’t help wonder what her reaction to a baby bottle was. I hope she was grown up and mature enough to do her own “WTF??” (if nothing else)
2:06 pm on November 20th, 2008
Weird! Just fucking weird…
2:35 pm on November 20th, 2008
How did this girl (14yo) carry on an internet relationship with this woman without her parents knowledge.. Nevermind meet her and stay the nite in a motel??? Where are the parents? My 15 yo granddaughter, who lives with us, would be like GROSS!!! And you can bet your ass I would know who she was talking to and meeting on the puter.. I am always hanging over her shoulder, (well not always),and I always ask her, when she gets a cell call, who was that… Mom and Dad seemed to drop the old ball here… WAKE UP PARENTS, EVIL IS OUT THERE………..
2:41 pm on November 20th, 2008
I hear ya GM. It said that a family member became suspicious because they saw Miller in town, so they had to have some knowledge, but obviously hadn’t addressed it too much in the past. If I knew anything like that was going on my daughter would have no computer, no cell, nothing. You can’t be their friends all the time, sometimes you have to be the parent and they will get upset…..atleast you did your job right?
2:59 pm on November 20th, 2008
This makes my tummy quezy. If my husband gave me a baby bottle cause he wanted me to be his “baby” I would smack him in the face with it.
4:00 pm on November 20th, 2008
Oh, I don’t know about that, considering the use of a pacifier has been a perpetually recurring “fad” among the freshman crowd. I suppose it’s all in the presentation, though.
I love how some of the most internally fucked up people go on to study psychology. My dear, lovely best friend Jessica started out her college career studying psychology…Jessica, who had been jumping from one antidepressant to the next since she was fifteen…Not to say there’s any comparison in fuckedupedness, here.
This lady does display an exotic and particularly disturbing combination of depravation.
4:13 pm on November 20th, 2008
My father used to say, “the only thing worse than having a dumb kid is having a smart one.” I had a stay-at-home-mother the neighborhood kids termed “The Warden” and an attentive and brilliant father…and I was still able to pull all sorts of shit over on my parents.
If your child is bright, give it ’til she’s 21. Let her get drunk and then ask her if she ever got away with anything as a kid. Odds are, the flood gates will open. Especially with technology these days, a motivated kid can get away with murder.
I guess what I’m saying is, supervision is good, but far from foolproof, and that this kind of thing isn’t always a reflection on parents. When a kid’s a teenager, you really just have to cross your fingers and hope the values you instilled in them as a child stick and they have honest friends.
4:48 pm on November 20th, 2008
I suddenly feel the urge to run and hide. A baby bottle, and engagement ring? This story should be filed under WTF!
Internet and kids are never a good mix. If you do let your child surf the net, you better know something about computers so that you can be one step ahead of them.
6:13 pm on November 20th, 2008
This is just wrong on so MANY levels it would be funny as hell if the girl werent underage
But what baffles me is how did her bail manage to be something actually senseable, that is likely to keep her in jail? When we see 90% of the bail amounts for parents who participate in physical abuse, neglect and torture of their own biological kids, who are infants and toddlers. is under 100K and sometimes under 50K????
That part makes no sense, except I know hers is a Federal charge. But really, if she is a 250K risk a lot of the “parents” I have read abut here are a 1M risk!
8:30 pm on November 20th, 2008
ick……………..
9:33 pm on November 20th, 2008
Took the words right out of my mouth…………….
9:42 pm on November 20th, 2008
There are adults who are willing to do these things. I stumbled onto a “sissy maid” outfit site while trying to determine what a ladies’ maid would wear in the 1870s. They had personals with photos and you could get someone to clean your house and to humiliate, too. There’s no need to look for a real child.
What do you all think would be the result if this woman gave birth to a baby?
10:03 pm on November 20th, 2008
Ewwww, Wrybread, you had to put THAT thought in my head. I need bleach……………..
12:03 am on November 21st, 2008
Then cram it up his arse. BLEH!
This chicky is a freak-o! Ewwwww.
12:04 am on November 21st, 2008
Veejo added, yo.
12:35 am on November 21st, 2008
What’s with all the chicks on this site latley that look like they can dick slap ya?? Holy shit! Between this broad and Buckwheat….
6:36 am on November 21st, 2008
the baby bottle just threw me off like crazzyzyz.
what a creepy crazy hag..
well in jail im sure big momma will make her the baby.
7:33 am on November 21st, 2008
the pacifiers are usually used by people on drugs. when you are on a lot of speed or E or something, you get a crazy oral fixation, and people like to suck, chew, and bite on them.
I think it’s because those who have mental illness are really curious about finding ways to understand their ill minds better. It’s a way to educate yourself about your illness, and wanting to help others who suffer in similar ways.
8:02 am on November 21st, 2008
She was gone on FRIDAY and a relative got suspicious on SUNDAY???
Uh…..she’s 14 so WTF??? She was gone for TWO DAYS B-E-F-O-R-E a relative got suspicious?
My son once wanted to meet someone…a teenage girl with whom he had been chatting on Runescape…She lived in Anaheim. I told him, sure…find a nice public restauraunt and I would drive him there and hang around for awhile…then drive him home. Oh, and get her phone number…
So he told her the above and we NEVER heard from “her” again….go figure
8:56 am on November 21st, 2008
Sorry, it was wrong of me. I guess I wanted to share the mental torture that began when I thought of that scenario. If you find any mind-bleach online, let me know!
4:58 pm on November 21st, 2008
EW EW EW EW
How creepy can you get?
And, wow…”she” is looking mighty rough for 33.
5:52 pm on November 22nd, 2008
Yeah, our house was called “boot camp” but oddly enough, it’s where everyone hung out. But I was the one with all parents’ phone numbers.
You just do the best you can. Our sons are 27 and 26 now, and the things I’ve found out; well, like I said you just hope for the best. Worked for one, not so much the oldest.
But for whatever reason, this was the meet-up place, which was so cool as long as the parents knew — and I made sure of that. If they didn’t call me, I called them. I didn’t give a flying fuck what the uncaring parents thought of me. When these kids were in MY home, they were my responsibility.
(This is when we found “the notebook.” A handwritten log of every single person a certain girl had slept with, including vital statistics. Yes, both sons were in there. It was just on the coffee table in the den; and, of course, once you opened it, well, you had to read it.) Tehe. Luckily, no diseases or pregnancies resulted from these encounters.
However, we were doing what we thought at the time was the best we could do. Those boogers still got around us (just like I did at that age).
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