Glen VanKleeck Has Found The Lord
November 14, 2008 by impqueen
Akron, OH - So of course that means he “swears to God” that he’s “never going to molest anyone again”. Never mind that Glen VanKleeck, 70, was a church leader for umpteen bazillion years in Florida and Ohio. Nevermind that VanKleeck was a police officer and Boy Scout leader for decades.  (Yes, Canteen Boy, he was. They’re called “stereotypes” for a reason.)  This week, VanKleeck found out that God won’t save him from prison. Â
I’m kinda wondering why Glen VanKleeck couldn’t find The Lord during his church ministry years. I dunno, maybe it was because he was too busy molesting little boys?  Or maybe it’s because, as we denizens of the Demon know too well, Jesus lives in jail with the bad shampoo and the shower shoes. And I guess finding God while serving the community only happens if one is looking above the waist.
VanKleeck has been molesting boys for fifty years. Even he has no idea how many victims he’s had. His most recent victim was only eleven years old. Imagine being eleven and having the guy in the above mugshot trying to feel you up. How about NO, no thank you. Just, um.. NO. That boy’s family was in court on Monday advocating for a harsh sentence for VanKleeck.
Judge Robert Gippin had a few words for Glen VanKleeck on Monday. “You are, somehow, every parent’s worst nightmare,” said the judge. “I don’t know how else to say it. It’s almost like a caricature of someone who preys on young boys and it’s going on for decades.”
Gippin went on to say that he hoped the media wouldn’t jump on the fact that VanKleeck was a single man who volunteered as a scout leader, saying that VanKleeck made scouting look bad. Well, duh, Judge. Come on, now. If you put your kid in scouting and his troop leader is a single guy who just likes hanging out with the youngsters, it’s time to move troops. The Boy Scouts of AmericaAmerica reviews
is a great organization, but they are listed third in the Places Pedophiles Play handbook, right after church and the internet.
Glen VanKleeck pled guilty to five counts of gross sexual imposition. Which is apt, because ewwww, gross. He was sentenced Monday to fifteen years in prison. At sentencing, he told the court,”I regret anything that happen. I never, swear to God, would never hurt anybody again.” Shyeah, right.
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8:29 am on November 14th, 2008
LoL, good one Imp.
I wouldnt say, I would believe a man who sodomised little boys for 30 freakin years, all of a sudden finding God. Thats just crazy Pedo talk.
10:45 am on November 14th, 2008
“The Boy Scouts of America is a great organization, but they are listed third in the Places Pedophiles Play handbook, right after church and the internet.”.
Oh my God, I’m dying. Imp, you kick ass.
Can you even imagine how many lives he’s ruined in the last 50 years? 50 goddamn years of molesting little boys and stealing innocence.
And since I’m a newbie…wondering why he was only charged with 5 counts, and what’s “sexual imposition”?
11:16 am on November 14th, 2008
This man needs to be put away for the rest of his life. After 50 years of abusing young boys, he’s beyond hope to change. Let’s pray for all the boys he’s hurt over all these years.
11:35 am on November 14th, 2008
I seriously doubt he’ll change. I agree if he’s been doing it that long, he should be locked away for good. He has hurt too many people over the years. Very sad.
12:26 pm on November 14th, 2008
these are the scariest stories
12:44 pm on November 14th, 2008
isw it just me or does 15 years of prison seem not severe enough im sure that good ol bubba will a grand ol time but even a life sentance would be light. this “man of god” was doin this for 50 years and he doesnt even know how many victims come on.
1:24 pm on November 14th, 2008
Okay – So I saw this add on TV the other night where one in six boys will be a victim of sexual abuse prior to their 18th birthday. I was shocked at the statistic. I couldn’t wrap my head around boys being just as vicitimized as girls….. The I remembered why we are all here!!! I guess pedos have no sexual preference. Just the perversion and ability to dominate and terrify such an innocent little person. *sigh*
5:12 pm on November 14th, 2008
So very well put April
6:09 pm on November 14th, 2008
What is up with the Ohio Florida connection? I live in Ohio, not far from Akron, actually. Refuse to let my son in boy scouts! And just about everyone I know, if they leave the state, goes to Fla. I just don’t get it!
7:47 pm on November 14th, 2008
IF the asshole actually does the 15 years, I’d say he’s right: He WON’T ever hurt anybody again. Fifteen years from now, Preacher Man will likely be in a pine box….
Damn, Bubba sure must stay busy with all this fresh meat coming in.
2:20 am on November 15th, 2008
EEEwwww
3:32 pm on November 15th, 2008
Perfect pedophile look:
Evil + Benign
Alfred Hitchcock + Mr. Magoo
1:33 am on February 9th, 2009
I’ve become physically ill and vomited thinking about this.
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