uhhhhh to put it gently, those fingers would be a female's legs opened, well in this case it may be a males (lol) but for all intensive purposes it's supposed to be a female legs opened..... now look at the picture......

that picture of him spreading his fingers…ya know what he is insinuating, well it makes me want to hurl everytime I see it.

Can you be induced to enlighten those of us who haven't a clue?

(I'm going to regret asking, aren't I?)

South Bend, IN - You know how sometimes, you just want what you want, and you don’t care how crazy it sounds?  Like, when you want peanut butter on your grilled cheese sandwich, and everyone at your table stares at you and the waitress comes back three times to double-check the order, but dammit, you just want peanut butter-and-grilled cheese!  Phew. 

Ruby, that is funny as hell. By the way, at brunch last Sunday, I had a quesadilla with grilled plantains in it (like bananas). Turns out melted cheese and bananas is delicious...

Myspace highlights:

"MY NAME IS RYAN. IM 30 YEARS OLD AND I FOUND MY TRUE LOVE. SHE CAME WITH TWO WOUNDERFUL BOYS."

Wounderful? Somebody better check on those boys.

It gets creepier:

Who I'd like to meet:
"~?~I DONT NEED TO MEET ANYBODY CAUSE I ALREADY FOUND HER. MY ONE AND TRUE LOVE SHESHONAH MAGEE. SHES SO SEXXY, SHE HAS THE LONGEST BLACK HAIR THE MOST PEACEFUL BROWN/GREEN EYES ANY MAN WOULD WANT TO GET TO KNOW HER. SHE EVEN COMES WITH TWO GREAT BOYS THAT ANY MAN WOULD HATE THEMSELFS IN THE LONG RUN TO NOT WANT TO LOVE.~?~ Horny Dog"

Uhhhh, so mr. horny dog loves him Sheshonah Magee's little boys...GREAT.

HER myspace is here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction...

And she logged in on 11/13. Her mood is "stressed."

Sort of “Amish Lite.” lol

he he :)

Also, the quality of that web cam photo was so crappy, that I didn’t realize he had a bandana on. I seriously thought he drew some Divine-style eyebrows on a piece of paper and put it on his forehead for some reason!! HAHA. Incidentally, what a stupid, STUPID look, either way.

Sort of “Amish Lite.” lol

Okay, those gave me some giggles for the morning )

(Does finding them reminiscent of Divine rather than chola make me old, or just too close to Baltimore? ;)

wtf does he have on his head???? Weirdo...

that picture of him spreading his fingers…ya know what he is insinuating, well it makes me want to hurl everytime I see it.

God... lol, I read your comment, went back and looked. Your right, he has his fingers in that 'position'... it made me giggle a little... not because he is anything but a stupid ass dork. Like I said before, throw him an amish hen (fill it with jalopeno juices first).... let him pound that out! I am sure future pictures wont show him being 'so cool' then. :)

Tattoo "I like to rape Amish men" on his forehead and put him in the general population. I bet he'll have a few admirers before the day is done.

that picture of him spreading his fingers...ya know what he is insinuating, well it makes me want to hurl everytime I see it.

and i don't think he looks like a bad boy at all, LOL... his chic thinks he is hotttt.... that is even funnier, he looks pathetic to me, especially with those chola eyebrows rofl

There is a large Amish community in my hometown (not where I live now), and it's kind of a community laugh because they use electricity via extra long extension cords from neighbors' homes, do laundry at the non-Amish house next door (with permission, of course!), catch rides in cars with people going into town, shop at Wal-Mart, etc... "Amish lite" sums it up perfectly. :) And they ARE Amish - not Mennonite. My brother lives in Lancaster and always gets a kick out of this when he's home for a visit. His Amish friends, though... not so much. :)

Ditto Wolf's thought: probably Mennonites.

Sort of "Amish Lite." lol

Check it out:   http://www.myspace.com/225495150

Im sure there is a lot i dont know about Amish people…..what I do know, I have respect for them……but I really dont understand why I constantly see them at walmart, sometimes a van full of them….regardless how many of them, they always have carts overloaded with shit…..and a few times at mcdonalds…….WTF???

Those were probably not Amish, but rather, Mennonite.

Inbred country fuck!

Exactly.

While it’s entirely possible, human nature being what it is, that some Amish man somewhere offered to pay money to have an outsider impregnate his daughter or wife, that hardly makes it an ongoing practice undertaken by ‘the elders’. Everything I can find indicates this is an URBAN (rural?) MYTH, and nothing more.

RIGHT ON RUBY!

I have heard this 'rumor' repeatedly.....and never believed it until my friend told me that she actually confronted her Amish friends/neighbors about it....and it was true......but all things considered, I had a hard time thinking it was a common practice among all Amish. I did not research it....but I'm glad you did. Thank you!

It is a small community (Kansas) that just popped up in the last 3 or 4 years.....I do know they came from Missouri.......could that be a clue? LOL

Im sure there is a lot i dont know about Amish people.....what I do know, I have respect for them......but I really dont understand why I constantly see them at walmart, sometimes a van full of them....regardless how many of them, they always have carts overloaded with shit.....and a few times at mcdonalds.......WTF???

By May 23rd of 2008, he had raped that poor man. Somehow I don’t think he made it to the altar, and if he did, wedded bliss was very short. What a horrible piece of shit.My thoughts are with the Amish man. I hope that with time he finds peace.

So was that his last hurrah? The sowing of his wild oats? Ewww! Couldn't he just ask his new bride for some role playing and bought her a little Amish outfit? What a sick fucker!

Does he have any idea what he has done to this poor man's faith and belief? I'm no expert, but it seems to me from what I get from the Amish folks, they are very pure and primitive in their ways so that they may remain pure. What a sick fucker!

Did I mention that this guy is a SICK FUCKER?

And I thought I was the only one who liked peanut butter & cheese.

My husband makes a turkey, provolone cheese, peanut butter, mustard and lettuce sandwich all the time. He loves it. I've tried it, it's not gross, but very weird to have all those tastes at one time :)

It seems that the elders were looking for men (non-amish) to have sex with the amish women……to get them pregnant! They were trying to control the inbreeding. I had heard rumors of this…..but doubted the details until my friend confirmed.

While it’s entirely possible, human nature being what it is, that some Amish man somewhere offered to pay money to have an outsider impregnate his daughter or wife, that hardly makes it an ongoing practice undertaken by ‘the elders’. Everything I can find indicates this is an URBAN (rural?) MYTH, and nothing more.

Thanks Ruby, I was going to say something about that too. I grew up somewhat near Lancaster, PA and have known Amish people my whole life. I don't see it at all. My comment on this story was going to be: How on earth could you harm an Amish person, they are nice people who do there own thing and do not push their beliefs on anyone else. This is just so messed up.

Like, when you want peanut butter on your grilled cheese sandwich 

And I thought I was the only one who liked peanut butter & cheese. ;)

It seems that the elders were looking for men (non-amish) to have sex with the amish women……to get them pregnant! They were trying to control the inbreeding. I had heard rumors of this…..but doubted the details until my friend confirmed.

I'm going to have to say that I've done a whole bunch of research, and I can't find anything that even remotely bears out this story. Genetic disorders due to inbreeding are a problem for the Amish community, there's no mistake about that. The tendency is to try to marry into one of the other large Amish groups to try to counteract that as much as possible (Lancaster County, PA marrying Ontario, for example).

While it's entirely possible, human nature being what it is, that some Amish man somewhere offered to pay money to have an outsider impregnate his daughter or wife, that hardly makes it an ongoing practice undertaken by 'the elders'. Everything I can find indicates this is an URBAN (rural?) MYTH, and nothing more.

Ruby, what a great write-up.. You had me going right from the start, and then topped it off .. Excellent work... As for this major loser, WTF, he was looking for an Amish girl, I guess we should be thankful for that, it left all of us non-amish girls/women safer than hell..
Did he just have like this massive hard on that wouldn't go away until it was buried in some poor Amish receptacle???
Castrate and throw the parts away, I too just hope that little hotty Mama was watching him around her little boys... What assholes..

Geez....so what was important was that the person be Amish....
nevermind thier sex...
What a sick fuck.

Inbred country fuck!

WHAT? An Amish Chicken wouldn't do? I mean, he could have been like that dude I read about on Halloween who likes to fuck on dead deer. If he prefers anything Amish, why not a nice warm Amish hen with a little stuffing on the side. Hells, he could of had a cherry pie after. What a fuck nut. He just violated some man.... what a dick head.

this dude is beyond fucking stupid.

I had to comment on this cuz of the recent growth of Amish people in my area. I have friends that live very close to many Amish, and they also talk to them frequently.

It seems that the elders were looking for men (non-amish) to have sex with the amish women......to get them pregnant! They were trying to control the inbreeding. I had heard rumors of this.....but doubted the details until my friend confirmed.

The woman had to be blindfolded......no foreplay or anything kinky allowed.......the woman's husband and one elder must be present......AND THEY WOULD PAY THE GUY $300!!!!!!!

why wasn't he charged with "rape"? does rape fall under one of the categories that he was charged with?

Also, the quality of that web cam photo was so crappy, that I didn’t realize he had a bandana on. I seriously thought he drew some Divine-style eyebrows on a piece of paper and put it on his forehead for some reason!! HAHA. Incidentally, what a stupid, STUPID look, either way.

I think he was trying out the idea of tattoing some chola eyebrows on himself. Just checking the look.

There are prostitutes who would happily dress up as an Amish person. But this guy wanted the pleasure of forcing his dick into an over-powered person. I say surgical castration, not chemical, surgical castration. Then cut off his legs to further slow him down.

He looks like EVIL, PURE EVIL and how twisted is this story and for him to do such an act should get him, in my opinion, forever behind bars, never let this ANIMAL out EVER, what a piece of shit

Can I get a rousing chorus of “Say, what?!?!?” from the Demon choir, please?

Say, what!!!!

DNA evidence taken from the Amish victim matches Ryan. Some of the Amish guy's personal belongings were found in Ryan Bailey house. Not too hard to slam dunk, this Turd back to prison were he belongs.
Only questions remaining is, who else was raped by this Corn Holeing, Ass Hat.

Things that make you go HHmmm.
Ryans, girlfriend myspace comment, "YOU HAVE THAT BAD BOY GOING FOR YOU AND THATS SO HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!"

Also, the quality of that web cam photo was so crappy, that I didn’t realize he had a bandana on. I seriously thought he drew some Divine-style eyebrows on a piece of paper and put it on his forehead for some reason!! HAHA. Incidentally, what a stupid, STUPID look, either way.

Omgosh that is so freakin funny

Bailey is a piece of crap. He is a habitual offender with a criminal history of drunken driving, methamphetamine charges and domestic violence. I'm guessing he learned to be a switch hitter in jail.

Here’s his Myspace, which has some interesting tidbits on it.  It hasn’t been updated in some time, but at that time, he was working as a tattoo artist, was deeply in love, married, and raising her two sons as a step dad.  I wonder if we’ll find out that she broke his heart?

On the sick bastard's Myspace, his wife wrote the following in August of 2007:

"yes i do know you want to spend the rest of your life with me thats why im trying my heardest to make things work between us." It went on to say how she "cant wait till may 23rd comes rolling around the courner. im going to look so hot and your not going to want to take your eyes off of me for the wholeeeee night. "

By May 23rd of 2008, he had raped that poor man. Somehow I don't think he made it to the altar, and if he did, wedded bliss was very short. What a horrible piece of shit.
My thoughts are with the Amish man. I hope that with time he finds peace.

I just looked at his myspace, and this guy has molester written all over him. I pray to God he has not done anything to his step sons.

Wonder how he's going to make this "look good".

Angry eyes indeed. What a seriously disturbed individual....

Also, the quality of that web cam photo was so crappy, that I didn't realize he had a bandana on. I seriously thought he drew some Divine-style eyebrows on a piece of paper and put it on his forehead for some reason!! HAHA. Incidentally, what a stupid, STUPID look, either way.

WOW...ummm....what? What a twisted piece of crap! An Amish man? Seriously? How did he come up with this fantasy!? (I don't actually want to know.)

Also, from his MySpace "about me": "IM A FUN, LOVING, CARRING, AND ROMANTIC KIND OF GUY. I TRY TO WORK AT EVERYTHING I DO TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD."

Romantic, indeed!! And LOL @ making everything he does look good...