Veronica Hairston Likes The Gators
November 7, 2008 by Morbid
NEPTUNE BEACH, Fla. - Veronica Hairston and her husband were in a Days Inn hotel room watching the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs game. When it became apparent that the Gators where kicking the shit out of the Bulldogs, Veronica, a Gators fan, started taunting her husband, a Bulldog fan. Her husband became aggravated, grabbed his bags and attempted to leave, but Veronica was not finished.
Veronica upped the ante a tad by stopping the verbal aggravation and moved on up to assault when she proceeded to bite her husband on his inner-thigh, and then punch him in the face several times with her fists before fleeing on foot. She was apprehended later after a quick search and charged with domestic battery. No surprise, both of them had been drinking. Oh, and before anyone asks, that’s a temporary Gators tattoo on her face.
11:09 am on November 7th, 2008
LOL…thank God me and the hubby aren’t avid sports fans.
11:18 am on November 7th, 2008
How can people waste their loyalty on a bunch of obscenely paid athletes who have no connection at all to their “home towns” in most cases?
This pair needs to learn to read. Though I suspect they would beat each other up over Dickens and Austen.
11:22 am on November 7th, 2008
She was winning anyway, what a stupid assclown…
11:22 am on November 7th, 2008
Glad I’m not terribly interested in sports. Now if hubby interrupts my Big Brother or Celebrity Rehab he knows he’ll get an asswhoopin’! What? Doesn’t everyone do that? LOL!
11:24 am on November 7th, 2008
I love me some celebrity rehab, now that show is addicting
11:25 am on November 7th, 2008
Everyone in Florida knows that bulldogs make a good suppliment for a ‘gators’ diet.
11:28 am on November 7th, 2008
Know how to stop a Bulldog from masturbating? Paint his dick orange and blue. At least now he’ll only beat it 3 times in 19 years.
11:45 am on November 7th, 2008
HAHAHA!!! Morbid, you are awesome!!
11:49 am on November 7th, 2008
I stole the joke, but I’ll still take the compliment…my head can get a LOT bigger.
12:08 pm on November 7th, 2008
I was happy to discover my hubby is not a sports fan. Now I’m very happy! I get rowdy enough for the both of us… I’m the hockey, football, and MMA fan in our house. And I get loud.
I can’t imagine biting or punching someone would make them want to stick around.
12:42 pm on November 7th, 2008
TEEE HEEEE!!!!!! God, I love livin’ in FL
1:43 pm on November 7th, 2008
I’m impressed that her hubby showed restraint and didn’t kick her ass.
1:59 pm on November 7th, 2008
i guess that’s why they call it the biggest cocktail bowl in the world lol
2:40 pm on November 7th, 2008
Stupid, immature woman.
2:57 pm on November 7th, 2008
Personally, I will take Jane Austen over Charles Dickens any day, although I wouldn’t take a chunk out of my husband if he liked “Bleak House”. Sheesh.
3:10 pm on November 7th, 2008
problem is hubby had fought back he’d be the bad guy.
4:03 pm on November 7th, 2008
Dakota you’re a woman after my own heart!
12:30 am on November 8th, 2008
thanks for mentioning that was a temporary tat on her face, LOL
after reading the story before this one I thought it was a huge “meth sore”
2:29 am on November 8th, 2008
He really should have known better. You are always suppose to agree with your wifes sports teams. Who doesnt know that?
11:37 am on November 8th, 2008
Is this dude a fuking wimp are what? lol.. i never put my hands on any woman,especialy my wife,but if shit like this would ever happen to me,no ofence,but i would beat the fuck out of her lol.. on top of that,,she is one nasty looking skank!!!!
1:56 am on November 9th, 2008
I would never date a Dickens fan. They’re a whole different breed of cat from us Austenites. The only Dickens I like is “Pickwick Papers,” and that was an imitation of Fielding.
(Literary interlude among the murders, rapes, and stuff that makes up so much of literature now that I think of it.)
7:23 pm on November 14th, 2008
She looks like a simple tard, doesn’t she?
Bitten on the inner thigh…was she considering a BJ but then her simpleness took hold and she forgot what she was doing?
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