Waukesha, WI–Valentina Grenader, 45, had a secret. She blew $800 at the casino and had to come clean with her husband, Mark. She could have made him a nice romantic dinner and wow’ed him with her fine culinary skills, making it easier to ease in the subject of the gambling debt. She could have brought him flowers and chocolate, hell..it works for men. Maybe she did go with one of those options, who knows? It’s what she did after the admission of guilt that earned her a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon.

After the admission, Mark was pissed! I can’t say I blame him…$800 is like two full tanks of gas these days. An argument ensued. He was yelling and she just wanted him to sit down and speak with his indoor voice. Since talking it out wasn’t working the way she wanted it to, Valentina put her mad problem-solving skills to work. SexSEX. Sex always shuts a man up, right?

She batted her eyelashes and gave him that come-hither look, motioning him into the bedroom. Of course he can’t resist, it’s make-up sex! He allowed her to tie him to the bedpost. Then, he was blindfold. (Whew, is it getting warm in here or what)?! You know what he’s thinking right now, don’t you? Kinky make-up sex! Yay me! Then, out comes the plastic cling wrap. Ok, another level of kink, but maybe he’s game. That is, until she covers his mouth and nose with it…then it’s all panic baby! He can’t breathe and he’s thrashing around the bed trying to scream for help. Instead of your normal sexy bedroom talk, Valentina starts muttering something about killing him and committing suicide. Major panic mode!

He’s freaking out now, pleading for his life, and she whacks him upside the head with a dumbbell. Not just once, she whacked him three or four times! If that’s not a mood killer, I don’t know what is….

Somehow, bloodied and beaten, this man managed to free himself, whether or not she untied him is unknown. Once free, Mark tied her hands up with a towel and took her to the New Berlin Police Department to report that she tried to kill him. Gotta give him credit for keeping his cool.

Valentina denied trying to kill her husband, whom she called a control freak. She just wanted him to listen to her and speak in a normal tone of voice, and that it was the only way to quiet him. I can’t see him being much of a control freak if he’s the one tied up in a bed, gasping behind cling wrap, and bleeding from a head wound.

Now Valentina Grenader sits behind bars on $100,000 bond. She’sShe reviews being charged with attempted first-degree intentional homicide, strangulation and suffocation, and substantial battery. She has been ordered to not possess any weapons, including dumbbells. (What about plastic wrap)? If convicted of all three felonies, the max penalty is 73 years and 6 months in prison. Plenty of time to reflect back upon her idiotic plan.

Mark Grenader required 8 stitches to close the wound in his head. I’m hoping he’s looking for a divorce lawyer…..

MichaelJCheaney is on this one in the forums.

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