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Valentina Grenader Had A Plan

October 29, 2008 by Jaded  

Filed under: Assault, Attempted Murder, Crime, Domestic Violence, News, Spousal Abuse, Strangulation, Suffocation 

Valentina Grenader at dreamindemon.com

Waukesha, WI–Valentina Grenader, 45, had a secret. She blew $800 at the casino and had to come clean with her husband, Mark. She could have made him a nice romantic dinner and wow’ed him with her fine culinary skills, making it easier to ease in the subject of the gambling debt. She could have brought him flowers and chocolate, hell..it works for men. Maybe she did go with one of those options, who knows? It’s what she did after the admission of guilt that earned her a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon.

After the admission, Mark was pissed! I can’t say I blame him…$800 is like two full tanks of gas these days. An argument ensued. He was yelling and she just wanted him to sit down and speak with his indoor voice. Since talking it out wasn’t working the way she wanted it to, Valentina put her mad problem-solving skills to work. SexSEXSEX. Sex always shuts a man up, right?

She batted her eyelashes and gave him that come-hither look, motioning him into the bedroom. Of course he can’t resist, it’s make-up sex! He allowed her to tie him to the bedpost. Then, he was blindfold. (Whew, is it getting warm in here or what)?! You know what he’s thinking right now, don’t you? Kinky make-up sex! Yay me! Then, out comes the plastic cling wrap. Ok, another level of kink, but maybe he’s game. That is, until she covers his mouth and nose with it…then it’s all panic baby! He can’t breathe and he’s thrashing around the bed trying to scream for help. Instead of your normal sexy bedroom talk, Valentina starts muttering something about killing him and committing suicide. Major panic mode!

He’s freaking out now, pleading for his life, and she whacks him upside the head with a dumbbell. Not just once, she whacked him three or four times! If that’s not a mood killer, I don’t know what is….

Somehow, bloodied and beaten, this man managed to free himself, whether or not she untied him is unknown. Once free, Mark tied her hands up with a towel and took her to the New Berlin Police Department to report that she tried to kill him. Gotta give him credit for keeping his cool.

Valentina denied trying to kill her husband, whom she called a control freak. She just wanted him to listen to her and speak in a normal tone of voice, and that it was the only way to quiet him. I can’t see him being much of a control freak if he’s the one tied up in a bed, gasping behind cling wrap, and bleeding from a head wound.

Now Valentina Grenader sits behind bars on $100,000 bond. She’sShe reviewsShe reviews being charged with attempted first-degree intentional homicide, strangulation and suffocation, and substantial battery. She has been ordered to not possess any weapons, including dumbbells. (What about plastic wrap)? If convicted of all three felonies, the max penalty is 73 years and 6 months in prison. Plenty of time to reflect back upon her idiotic plan.

Mark Grenader required 8 stitches to close the wound in his head. I’m hoping he’s looking for a divorce lawyer…..

MichaelJCheaney is on this one in the forums.

Comments

20 Comments on "Valentina Grenader Had A Plan" make up the 115,854 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Trish
    8:13 am on October 29th, 2008

    Now she has alot more then 800 dollars to worry about.
    She should of just got into the kinky sex with him and everything would of been forgiven…lol

  2. Einley
    9:21 am on October 29th, 2008

    Again, I am lucky enough to say that I live in the area (that’s like twice in the past couple of weeks that I can say that to a front page story!) Last night on the news, the anchor said that he convinced her that he needed to go to the hospital and drove her to the police instead.
    So she was going to have him drive her to have his head wound examined, but then walked into a police station instead? That just sounds so bizarre to me.
    I agree with Trish, kinky sex would have been the wiser choice.

  3. So Jaded
    9:27 am on October 29th, 2008

    So she was going to have him drive her to have his head wound examined, but then walked into a police station instead? That just sounds so bizarre to me.
    I agree with Trish, kinky sex would have been the wiser choice.

    Thanks Einley. I was wondering how he got outta that…

  4. gm OF 10
    9:31 am on October 29th, 2008

    Lol what a stupid bitch…I agree, she should have followed thru on the kinky sex and it would have been enough..

  5. malq
    9:34 am on October 29th, 2008

    Tied her hands up with a towel to take her in?
    Odd
    Must have been a sight walking in to the cop shop.
    sargeant “May I help you maaam”

    “Erm…”

  6. silvahalo
    10:00 am on October 29th, 2008

    I think we all know how infuriating it can be talking to a spouse who just isn’t listening…hmmm, but I don’t think I ever considered beating him senseless and trying to suffocate him…must have missed that in marriage counseling.

    What a bitch!

  7. CassieMomma
    10:14 am on October 29th, 2008

    Wow what a crazy beotch!

  8. IrishSparkle
    10:29 am on October 29th, 2008

    Wow, was Wisconsin getting jealous of Florida being all that rage here at DD? LOL

    This woman is so stupid! I really hope this guy doesn’t bail her out like some of the stupid men in this world! LOL

  9. LeeMouse
    10:48 am on October 29th, 2008

    I think we all know how infuriating it can be talking to a spouse who just isn’t listening…hmmm, but I don’t think I ever considered beating him senseless and trying to suffocate him…must have missed that in marriage counseling.

    Oh, I’ve considered it. Never followed through with it, though.

    And seriously, $800 is not that much money. Certainly not worth considering murder/suicide.

    Also…towels? As handcuffs? Can a tied towel really restrain someone? Should I be keeping a stash of towels next to the baseball bat, just in case of a break-in?

  10. So Jaded
    10:52 am on October 29th, 2008

    Also…towels? As handcuffs? Can a tied towel really restrain someone? Should I be keeping a stash of towels next to the baseball bat, just in case of a break-in?

    I guess at that point, poor guy woulda used anything he could get his hands on.

  11. biteme
    11:55 am on October 29th, 2008

    Lol what a stupid bitch…I agree, she should have followed thru on the kinky sex and it would have been enough..

    this may have been kinky sex for her, that’s why she let him go when she was finished

  12. hunnie
    12:04 pm on October 29th, 2008

    I would say he had the towel in the car for his bloody head wound
    remember he had to trick her
    she thought they were going to the hospital , so the towel would’ve been for the bleeding along the way. at the last minute he wraps her wrists and drags her ass to the Po-Po

  13. hunnie
    12:13 pm on October 29th, 2008

    this may have been kinky sex for her, that’s why she let him go when she was finished

    Laffs, BiteMe….yeah I’m sure that….will be her defense

  14. Maggie Mae
    12:42 pm on October 29th, 2008

    You know, she COULD have just used her kinky sex idea before coming home, to raise the $800. Don’t get me wrong, I’m against infidelity, but it’s much preferable to her bashing him over the head and trying to smother him with plastic wrap. Jesus, that makes me want to take some sympathy Tylenol and a few deep breaths.

  15. QCJoy
    12:42 pm on October 29th, 2008

    I worked with Valentina for 5 years and this is a side of her I never saw. She was sneaky and manipulative, but not the crazy person in this story.
    There was a rumor once that she was stalking a co-worker and I didn’t believe it- I do now.

  16. whispers_wing
    1:08 pm on October 29th, 2008

    the way i like to spend money my husband just checked the kitchen to make sure we dont buy plastic wrap,,

  17. sugarglider
    4:13 pm on October 29th, 2008

    Over $800? Times are tough, but this is extreme.

  18. Castille
    11:31 pm on October 29th, 2008

    I worked with Valentina for 5 years and this is a side of her I never saw. She was sneaky and manipulative, but not the crazy person in this story.There was a rumor once that she was stalking a co-worker and I didn’t believe it- I do now.

    Sneaky, manipulative and possible stalker – and that was not the crazy person in this story? Odd, it sort of sounds like it could be her, lol.

  19. Rhoni
    6:57 am on October 30th, 2008

    Wow, was Wisconsin getting jealous of Florida being all that rage here at DD? LOL

    I am still laughing over this comment..

  20. Taz
    8:17 am on November 5th, 2008

    Ohhh this is too funny. I wonder if it was just the spur of the moment or she planed the whole thing.

    Murder husband list:
    1) Tie him to the bedpost ( check )
    2) Blindfold ( check )
    3) Cling wrap ( check )
    4) Dumb bells incase he makes to much noise. (check)

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