Andrew Hellman Loves Jesus And Children
October 29, 2008 by impqueen
http://www.myspace.com/326034589
Humboldt, AZ – Andrew Hellman, 49, loves Jesus, his wife, and all ten of his kids, according to his Myspace page. According to the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office, he “loved” some of them enough to get himself charged with multiple felonies for child molestation.  And according to Jesus, Andrew Hellman should have a millstone hung around his neck and be drowned in the sea.   WowWow reviews
, that Jesus comes up with the best ideas!
On October 22, Yapavai County Sheriff’s deputies got a report of “ongoing child molestation” involving multiple minor victims. Details on who made the report aren’t clear yet. Deputies began an investigation, and after just five days, they had enough evidence to arrest Hellman on Wednesday and charge him with multiple counts of sexual abuse. At least some of the victims in question appear to be Hellman’s own minor children.
From Hellman’s Myspace:
Who I’d like to meet:
I think the one I would most like to meet would be Jesus. I know him in the spiritual plane but a physical manifestation would be the most humbling experience I can imagine. I praise God that He saved me from an eternity in Hell. A reward we all so richly deserve but our LORD saw fit to prepare a way for us to have our sins paid for. I thank God that He is not just, and isn’t giving us what we deserve.
I really hate when child molesters disguise their lust for children with a poorly laid facade of faith. The pedo eyes never lie, denizens. That is not religious zeal in that smug mugshot smile – it’s pure pedophile, plain and simple.
Andrew Hellman, you perverted bastard, you will get what you deserve. Often. And when your cellie’s name is Bubba, and he thinks you have a real pretty mouth, I want you to remember that you earned every rape, every molestation of your own person by someone bigger, stronger, and more powerful. Then, you might get a little taste of what you did to your own children. Welcome to Hell, man.
Andrew Hellman is currently charged with eight counts of child molestation, four counts of sexual conduct with a minor and one count of indecent exposure, and prosecutors say more charges are likely. Hellman is being held without bond at the Prescott Detention Center and is expected in court later this week.
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8:53 am on October 29th, 2008
Wow, he looks so damned pleased with himself. How could anyone charged with such a crime possibly look so smug and unconcerned?
Shithead.
But man, I worry so in cases like this what will become of that family without two parents. 10 kids is a heck of a burden. I wish them well, and I wish him eternal pain and anguish.
10:20 am on October 29th, 2008
I grew up catholic and I always heard the phrase about no birth control, God gives you children as he chooses, but luckily no one in my family or friends took that too seriously. I could never understand though why God would “give” someone 10+ kids, like Ruby said imagine the burden. I knew this one preacher who had 16! How do you even make a connection with all of them……..certainly not like this freak Hellman. Oh and nice last name Hell man, hmmm hopefully that’s where he is going for his horrific acts.
1:23 pm on October 29th, 2008
first of all if you wanna see smug look up all the mug shots of ex mayor of detroit kwame kilpatrick,,also what is it with these pedophiles lately,i know the world isnt getting worse i have to think maybe with so many news resources we hear more about it i guess,,but these people all seem to get degrees or jobs that are around children,,do they not have back ground police checks ?i am geriatrics nurse and we have to have back ground checks each yr and that now included no sexual assault or sexual crimes against children or adults (even though i work with alzheimers adults not children) that new check out started about 3 yrs ago and i was shocked to pick mine up to find out i was checked out world wide for that one and found out its on all police checks now here and i have found out recently that they are having some jobs here have these police checks every 3 months so i hope some other places pick up on this idea for people in jobs around kids i know great people work with kids and i am grateful for the ones that taught my kids but now a days we need better back ground checks on them and if they are clean great but the 1 or 2 that arent dont deserve to be around mine or your children!!
4:11 pm on October 29th, 2008
Please tell me that is not his mugshot, with him grinning?
His name is Hellman? That would be a good DD moniker. Alas, it’s been taken by this asshole. I also hate that I am tempted to make some sort of joke about Hellman’s Pederast Mayonnaise. So, um, I won’t.
Why? So you could fuck him against his will, too? A childsize jesus, is that what you had in mind?
WOW. Dream on. I bet you do give thanks for that. But I expect your cellmates will give you exactly what you deserve.
4:28 pm on October 29th, 2008
Jebus! Did you see the red flags all over his MySpace page? The fact that he had some other chick , other than his wife as his number one friend and this chick is calling him ”lover” on the comments. What is up with that? And he has pics of the kids. So sad, beautiful kids.
4:31 pm on October 29th, 2008
ooops my bad it was the wife calling him that.
4:54 pm on October 29th, 2008
His wife’s MySpace shows to be “distraught”. I just hope she divorces that son of a bitch ASAP.
11:10 pm on October 29th, 2008
I read he has 3 older boys biologically, but the other 7 are adopted, all but the oldest being siblings. From the pics on his myspace, I think I counted 5 currently living with him.
11:17 pm on October 29th, 2008
One of his children’s myspace is private but the headline reads “Aaron & Emy are feeling betrayed and angry but want to move on!”. Hmmmmmmmmmm…
11:23 pm on October 29th, 2008
I notice she’s not his myspace friend anymore either. It’s a tough situation. Kids that are older adoptees are often troubled, which makes them much more vulnerable to be targeted for this sort of abuse. In part, because no one believes their accusations. But their accusations are suspect because they’re more likely to make false ones. In situations like this I reserve judgment until I see what kind of case there actually is. But his mugshot and Jesus talk aren’t winning him any points here.
11:49 pm on October 29th, 2008
you are sooooooooo right about that,,was a case last yr that turned out a jackass adopted a little girl from russia(he was a divorced dad and 1 other daughter from prev marriage) and from the first night he had her in his home he started raping her that night and it continued for i think 7 yrs but dont quote me .but it was quite a few yrs it went on when it came out in media his daughter from prev marriage came forward and testified against her dad about he raped her for yrs as a small girl when he had her on weekend visits,she came forward to make sure he was sent away
1:03 am on October 30th, 2008
Oh I am confused it says last logged on 10-30 is just turned 10-30 midnight cst.
that music is awful this man is nearly 50 what is he listening to this shit for ?
moon loved… says he loves his wife.
About me:
I am a retired firefighter that has a beautiful wife and wonderful children. I am the proud father of 10 children and 2 step children. And my wife thinks I just about walk on water! She lets me know everyday how much she loves me and how lucky she is to have found me! I think I am the lucky one!! No I KNOW I am the lucky one. Actually I prayed for this beautiful woman to come into my life and God answered my prayers.
is that 12 kids ?
wife’s myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=301980940
6:04 am on October 30th, 2008
Just another sicko that got caught, religion has nothing to do with these people they can pray to GOD all they want but reading about child pedo’s and rapists and beaters and killers and blah blah they are so DISGUSTING to me and it seems that JUSTICE does not do their part EVER, you know what will he get, HONESTLY??? Lets think about this? first arrested, arraigned, bond set, given a court appointed lawyer if no money, even though he is GUILTY and that smile or grin on his face needs wiped clean…. the lawyer will present his side, which will be lies probably and mental anguish, whatever he prevails to the lawyer, then goes to trial, and the whole time all is focused on him, IF FOUND GUILTY, in which i would never not believe the poor victims in this case, he will serve what? sometimes it DIFFERS in each STATE, well he will get time and maybe he will get released ya know? THen when he gets out he can do this all over because, TRUST ME, He will be up to NO GOOD if given the chance to get out of PRISON, but it seems to me that HE NEEDS TO DIE for what he did, HE DID NOT CARE WHAT he killed inside of those poor victims, SO WHY KEEP HIM ALIVE IF FOUND GUILTY?????? I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND the SYSTEM???? F….CK HIM< FOCUS on the poor victims ALWAYS, get them the help and away from the situation… Just venting on my thoughts and maybe a good liberal will try and rehabilitate him , GEEZ we all know that works, yeah right., he will get a place to sleep, eat three meals, join a soccer team or some prisons have work out classes for college, hey treat him right, NOT GIVE HIM NO FOOD OR WATER and watch HIM PRAY TO
“HIS GOD” he will probably do alot of praying
10:25 pm on October 30th, 2008
I think it is weird the wife still has their happy pic/marriage pic (together) up as her default on her myspace, I mean she logged on today and all.
You’d think she would take his sick face off her default, I have a feeling she is “sticking by her man.” (If we will call him that at all.)
The pic looks like they recently got married, so I thought maybe their children combined made 10, and the newly adopted ones were hers, that he adopted after the marriage maybe from a previous marrriage. IDK… I was just assuming.
1:40 am on November 1st, 2008
that music is awful this man is nearly 50 what is he listening to this shit for ?
The music didnt really go with all his Jesus talk, However, I am almost 50 and I love that kind of music… rap, hip-hop, top40, rock and Electric
Let me guess, you like country ?
11:20 am on November 10th, 2008
Do you ever stop to think what you are doing to the people who are hurting from this. It is bad enough that they had to go through this NIGHTMARE only for you to put them down some more. What is wrong with you people??? And adding a link to the wife’s my space that is really messed up!!!! She has to be going through a rough time and your only going to make it harder for her. You are just as sick as he is for what your doing. Even if you hate him and what he has done that does not give you a right to attack the innocent people behind this story.
8:13 pm on January 21st, 2009
His Daugher is One of my BEST FRIENDS.
She Is AFRAID. He hurt her, scared her, and scarred her for life. This has been going on for many, many years. She didnt tell because he threated that she would have to go back to foster care. She has had a hard life.
First: her biological parents put her up for adoption
Then: Andrew, and his wife Susan adopted her her sister, and two brothers, as well as some older kids.
Next: Susan and Andrew Got a Divorce
Then: Andrew married Julie
Next: This Happened
Then: Julie and Andrew arent getting a divorce bc she needs hs money or something like that
Now: she Wanted to stay with Julie, but Julie and Susan went to court for custody, and Susan won.
So She moved away and is living with Susan, Her sister Brothers Aunt, and nieces.
I Feel bad for all victims involved.
10:51 pm on January 24th, 2009
What the Hell are you Thinking???? Why Are You telling PERSONAL INFORMATION??? YOU ARE STUPID!!!!!!! AND YOU DON”T KNOW ALL THE FACTS SO WHY ARE SAYING ANYTHING.
12:55 am on February 9th, 2009
Did you not hear me? We can’t give out no information.
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