Humboldt, AZ – Andrew Hellman, 49, loves Jesus, his wife, and all ten of his kids, according to his Myspace page. According to the Yavapai County Sheriffâ€™s Office, he “loved” some of them enough to get himself charged with multiple felonies for child molestation.Â Â And according to Jesus, Andrew Hellman should have a millstone hung around his neck and be drowned in the sea.Â Â Â Wow, that Jesus comes up with the best ideas!
On October 22, Yapavai County Sheriff’s deputies got a report of “ongoing child molestation” involving multiple minor victims.Â Details on who made the report aren’t clear yet.Â Deputies began an investigation, and after just five days, they had enough evidence to arrest Hellman on Wednesday and charge him with multiple counts of sexual abuse.Â At least some of the victims in question appear to be Hellman’s own minor children.
From Hellman’s Myspace:
Who I’d like to meet:
I think the one I would most like to meet would be Jesus. I know him in the spiritual plane but a physical manifestation would be the most humbling experience I can imagine. I praise God that He saved me from an eternity in Hell. A reward we all so richly deserve but our LORD saw fit to prepare a way for us to have our sins paid for. I thank God that He is not just, and isn’t giving us what we deserve.
I really hate when child molesters disguise their lust for children with a poorly laid facade of faith.Â The pedo eyes never lie, denizens.Â That is not religious zeal in that smug mugshot smile – it’s pure pedophile, plain and simple.
Andrew Hellman, you perverted bastard, you will get what you deserve.Â Often.Â And when your cellie’s name is Bubba, and he thinks you have a real pretty mouth, I want you to remember that you earned every rape, every molestation of your own person by someone bigger, stronger, and more powerful.Â Then, you might get a little taste of what you did to your own children.Â Welcome to Hell, man.
Andrew Hellman is currently charged with eight counts of child molestation, four counts of sexual conduct with a minor and one count of indecent exposure, and prosecutors say more charges are likely.Â Hellman is being held without bond at the Prescott Detention Center and is expected in court later this week.
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