
Saginaw County, MI - I will be the first to admit…over the years, I have put my dick into some pretty questionable things. There are just times when situations or circumstances arise in which a man just has to do what a man has to do and they can find themselves plugging away at something they would not have touched with a 10-foot pole, a dead muskrat or a heavy rock…much less their very own genitalia. Usually in those cases, it is done in private…with no chance of getting caught and being ragged on by your associates. Not Jason Savage. For whatever reason, this 29-year-old decided to fuck a vacuum cleaner at a local car wash.
Sometime in the early morning hours, Savage took the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash a little too literally and was observed putting his junk in the hose of a coin-operated vacuum cleaner. A police officer noticed Savage loitering around the machines and thought that Savage may be attempting to steal from one of them. As he approached, he heard the vacuum running, and was surprised to see Savage with his pants down and taking advantage of the self-service feature.
When the officer got close, Savage exclaimed “Oh Shit!” and let the vacuum fall to the ground. He was arrested and stated that he was extremely embarrased for getting caught fucking a vacuum cleaner. He was charged with indecent exposure. Savage is already on parole for weed possession, home invasion, and running from the police.
You can read the arrest report here.
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