Jason Savage’s Date Really Sucked

Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ah God love him. Couldn’t get a real ho’ so went for a ho’se instead. His ego must have ben ripped to shrewds when the blow up doll even rejected him.
Sucka :0

Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ah God love him. Couldn’t get a real ho’ so went for a ho’se instead. His ego must have ben ripped to shrewds when the blow up doll even rejected him.
Sucka :0

Good Gawd!! There is a mental image I really did not need. Now I am going to wonder about every car wash vaccum hose . Ewwwww. Mental note to myself : always carry rubber gloves and a pair of bar-b-que tongs to the carwash with me.
Poor guy has to face all his relatives, friends , co-workers now too ! Ha Ha Ha…. How does one explain trying to get it on with a vaccum at the carwash. Oh to be a fly on the wall for that one LOL

Good Gawd!! There is a mental image I really did not need. Now I am going to wonder about every car wash vaccum hose . Ewwwww. Mental note to myself : always carry rubber gloves and a pair of bar-b-que tongs to the carwash with me.
Poor guy has to face all his relatives, friends , co-workers now too ! Ha Ha Ha…. How does one explain trying to get it on with a vaccum at the carwash. Oh to be a fly on the wall for that one LOL

While I feel outrage for all vacuum hoses everywhere, I’m glad it was ONLY a hose.. does he realize he can get a shop vac for home use.. for like $23.95??

Thanks for putting something light and amusing on the FP Impqueen =)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! *points and laughs*
Well, at least he wasn’t sticking it into a baby, or a dog, or roadkill.

hehehehehehe that reminds me of Doofy from Scary Movie (I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN I’M CLEANING MY ROOM!!!!!)

I swear, some people have no class.

Hhahahhaha, well at least he’s not like the “chicken fucker” on South Park!

Holy crow, that is funny! But yeah, that’s what make me clean my car at home……………

lol gross.

Hahahaha….I can’t stop laughing. That is hilarious!

omg this dude is a special kind of stupid, in so many ways.

kitty…..shop vac was my first thought also lol

im wondering why the hell he couldnt have just done his deed sitting INSIDE his damn car? idiot

years ago my parents owned a car wash, my dad told me i could keep all the money i found in the vacs……one look at the cannister full of nasty shit was more than enuf to make me say ‘fuck that!’ the hoses were just a disgusting…..actually worse.

i only use car wash vacs for puke or something gross enuf that i dont want to clean it out of the shop vac

OMG. He’ll be moving out of town soon, I’m sure, lol!

Wow…I continue to be amazed at some people! He’ll never live this one down! LOL

LMAO! I’m so glad they caught him in the act…can you imagine the next customer’s surprise when they went to vacuum their car out and got his vacuum vagina on their upholstery? Ewwwww

OMG, OMG that is too f#*ing funny.. But I’ll never use a vacuum hose at a car wash again.. I’m still giggling…

Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ah God love him. Couldn’t get a real ho’ so went for a ho’se instead. His ego must have ben ripped to shrewds when the blow up doll even rejected him.
Sucka :0

ROFL. it’s great to come on here and have a good laugh for once

Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ah God love him. Couldn’t get a real ho’ so went for a ho’se instead. His ego must have ben ripped to shrewds when the blow up doll even rejected him.
Sucka :0

ROFL. it’s great to come on here and have a good laugh for once

Saginaw County, MI – I will be the first to admit…over the years, I have put my dick into some pretty questionable things. There are just times when situations or circumstances arise in which a man just has to do what a man has to do and they can find themselves plugging away at something they would not have touched with a 10-foot pole, a dead muskrat or a heavy rock…much less their very own genitalia. Usually in those cases, it is done in private…with no chance of getting caught and being ragged on by your associates.

Morb, you seem like you want to talk about it…you can share details here, if need be;)

Sometime in the early morning hours, Savage took the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash a little too literally and was observed putting his junk in the hose of a coin-operated vacuum cleaner..

Was the vacuum on? Seems dangerous.

Saginaw County, MI – I will be the first to admit…over the years, I have put my dick into some pretty questionable things. There are just times when situations or circumstances arise in which a man just has to do what a man has to do and they can find themselves plugging away at something they would not have touched with a 10-foot pole, a dead muskrat or a heavy rock…much less their very own genitalia. Usually in those cases, it is done in private…with no chance of getting caught and being ragged on by your associates.

Morb, you seem like you want to talk about it…you can share details here, if need be;)

Sometime in the early morning hours, Savage took the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash a little too literally and was observed putting his junk in the hose of a coin-operated vacuum cleaner..

Was the vacuum on? Seems dangerous.

Gawsh, you guys act like you’ve never been in Junior High. He was just using the vacuum to make it look like he had a hickey on his….oh, wait….no, that’s not normal.

; P

Really though, please tell me that car wash REPLACED this whole machine.

That is flippin riotous! I love your declaration and use of verbage in regards to what a man might do! Hilarious…

That is flippin riotous! I love your declaration and use of verbage in regards to what a man might do! Hilarious…

Oh, God. I suffer from the same predicament as Gypsy and was overloaded with unwanted mental imagery. I didn’t know men could really get THIS desperate. Then again, 25¢ for three minutes is cheaper than a hooker would charge, I’m sure.

Oh, God. I suffer from the same predicament as Gypsy and was overloaded with unwanted mental imagery. I didn’t know men could really get THIS desperate. Then again, 25¢ for three minutes is cheaper than a hooker would charge, I’m sure.

He’s 5″2 and 110lbs, that vacuum could have sucked his whole body up. Dude better be careful.

He’s 5″2 and 110lbs, that vacuum could have sucked his whole body up. Dude better be careful.

He’s 5″2 and 110lbs, that vacuum could have sucked his whole body up. Dude better be careful.

im wondering why the hell he couldnt have just done his deed sitting INSIDE his damn car? idiot

Because then the whole “I need attention” thing wouldn’t have worked for him

Was the vacuum on? Seems dangerous.

I know, damn, most men try to protect that thing above all else!

im wondering why the hell he couldnt have just done his deed sitting INSIDE his damn car? idiot

Because then the whole “I need attention” thing wouldn’t have worked for him

Was the vacuum on? Seems dangerous.

I know, damn, most men try to protect that thing above all else!

im wondering why the hell he couldnt have just done his deed sitting INSIDE his damn car? idiot

Because then the whole “I need attention” thing wouldn’t have worked for him

Was the vacuum on? Seems dangerous.

I know, damn, most men try to protect that thing above all else!

Oh, God. I suffer from the same predicament as Gypsy and was overloaded with unwanted mental imagery. I didn’t know men could really get THIS desperate. Then again, 25¢ for three minutes is cheaper than a hooker would charge, I’m sure.

Seriously, I doubt the vac was on! His peen would be in trauma mode now if it were.

He’s 5″2 and 110lbs, that vacuum could have sucked his whole body up. Dude better be careful.

Maybe he’s a “tripod.”

Oh, God. I suffer from the same predicament as Gypsy and was overloaded with unwanted mental imagery. I didn’t know men could really get THIS desperate. Then again, 25¢ for three minutes is cheaper than a hooker would charge, I’m sure.

Seriously, I doubt the vac was on! His peen would be in trauma mode now if it were.

He’s 5″2 and 110lbs, that vacuum could have sucked his whole body up. Dude better be careful.

Maybe he’s a “tripod.”

Morb, you seem like you want to talk about it…you can share details here, if need be;)

Nope.

Seriously, I doubt the vac was on! His peen would be in trauma mode now if it were.

The vacuum was on.

im wondering why the hell he couldnt have just done his deed sitting INSIDE his damn car? idiot

He was on a bike.

Morb, you seem like you want to talk about it…you can share details here, if need be;)

Nope.

Seriously, I doubt the vac was on! His peen would be in trauma mode now if it were.

The vacuum was on.

im wondering why the hell he couldnt have just done his deed sitting INSIDE his damn car? idiot

He was on a bike.

Morb, you seem like you want to talk about it…you can share details here, if need be;)

Nope.

Seriously, I doubt the vac was on! His peen would be in trauma mode now if it were.

The vacuum was on.

im wondering why the hell he couldnt have just done his deed sitting INSIDE his damn car? idiot

He was on a bike.

On a BIKE?! Seriously? Sheesh. I giggled when I read that, and I blame Morbid for answering the phone at work still laughing and having my advertiser ask me if I was okay. God. I knew the damn thing was on. Supposedly, vacuum suction is a suitable substitute for oral sex to the extremely desperate. 25¢ blow jobs if you’re quick.

On a BIKE?! Seriously? Sheesh. I giggled when I read that, and I blame Morbid for answering the phone at work still laughing and having my advertiser ask me if I was okay. God. I knew the damn thing was on. Supposedly, vacuum suction is a suitable substitute for oral sex to the extremely desperate. 25¢ blow jobs if you’re quick.

On a BIKE?! Seriously? Sheesh. I giggled when I read that, and I blame Morbid for answering the phone at work still laughing and having my advertiser ask me if I was okay. God. I knew the damn thing was on. Supposedly, vacuum suction is a suitable substitute for oral sex to the extremely desperate. 25¢ blow jobs if you’re quick.

He was on a bike.

A bike??? Seriously? Wow, he really needed that hose!!

He was on a bike.

A bike??? Seriously? Wow, he really needed that hose!!

He was on a bike.

A bike??? Seriously? Wow, he really needed that hose!!

He was on a bike.

A bike??? Seriously? Wow, he really needed that hose!!

I think if I had a d!<k… I’d probably be sticking it in everything I could too, lmao…. yes, I have penis envy, lmmfao.

I think if I had a d!<k… I’d probably be sticking it in everything I could too, lmao…. yes, I have penis envy, lmmfao.

I think if I had a d!<k… I’d probably be sticking it in everything I could too, lmao…. yes, I have penis envy, lmmfao.

Better that vacuum than a baby though. Thank God for small blessings such as this

Better that vacuum than a baby though. Thank God for small blessings such as this

Better that vacuum than a baby though. Thank God for small blessings such as this

Ahahahahaha!

That’s all.

Ahahahahaha!

That’s all.

Ahahahahaha!

That’s all.

“His pedal bike, nap sack, blue mag light flashlight, and two butane lighters were later removed from “Fill-and-Wash” and brought to Thomas Twp PD for safekeeping”

Geeeessssusssssss I thought he was cleaning his car HaHaHa. I guess he thought the name “FILL and Wash” was a personal invite.

“His pedal bike, nap sack, blue mag light flashlight, and two butane lighters were later removed from “Fill-and-Wash” and brought to Thomas Twp PD for safekeeping”

Geeeessssusssssss I thought he was cleaning his car HaHaHa. I guess he thought the name “FILL and Wash” was a personal invite.

YEAH WHATEVER THAT SLUT VACUUM WAS FUCKN ASKING FOR IT

Where else do you get a suck job for 4 quarters with no worries of being infected, arrested or becoming a babydaddy?? Plus the bitch didn’t talk back or want to be held afterward. Gotta love a man with a plan.

Where else do you get a suck job for 4 quarters with no worries of being infected, arrested or becoming a babydaddy?? Plus the bitch didn’t talk back or want to be held afterward. Gotta love a man with a plan.

YEAH WHATEVER THAT SLUT VACUUM WAS FUCKN ASKING FOR IT

ROFL!!! wow.. some people.. just wow.. i’m sure that chick with five kids would have opened her legs for him.. are things really this desperate?

YEAH WHATEVER THAT SLUT VACUUM WAS FUCKN ASKING FOR IT

ROFL!!! wow.. some people.. just wow.. i’m sure that chick with five kids would have opened her legs for him.. are things really this desperate?

YEAH WHATEVER THAT SLUT VACUUM WAS FUCKN ASKING FOR IT

ROFL!!! wow.. some people.. just wow.. i’m sure that chick with five kids would have opened her legs for him.. are things really this desperate?

HOW FUNNY IS THIS, what a idiot
that is it folks what a true idiot

HOW FUNNY IS THIS, what a idiot
that is it folks what a true idiot

HOW FUNNY IS THIS, what a idiot
that is it folks what a true idiot

Oh the old hose and go.

hee hee

Oh the old hose and go.

hee hee

Oh the old hose and go.

hee hee

“it’s 12 o’clock..parents do you know where your vacuums are?”

“it’s 12 o’clock..parents do you know where your vacuums are?”

“it’s 12 o’clock..parents do you know where your vacuums are?”

I don’t know what’s funnier… the story… or y’all’s comments! LOL

This guy CAN’T show his face in town after this… it’s one of those things people talk about for years and years.

I do wonder tho — was this the first time? Who gave him the idea? Maybe it’s common in this town… yikes!

I don’t know what’s funnier… the story… or y’all’s comments! LOL

This guy CAN’T show his face in town after this… it’s one of those things people talk about for years and years.

I do wonder tho — was this the first time? Who gave him the idea? Maybe it’s common in this town… yikes!

I don’t know what’s funnier… the story… or y’all’s comments! LOL

This guy CAN’T show his face in town after this… it’s one of those things people talk about for years and years.

I do wonder tho — was this the first time? Who gave him the idea? Maybe it’s common in this town… yikes!

I don’t know what’s funnier… the story… or y’all’s comments! LOL

This guy CAN’T show his face in town after this… it’s one of those things people talk about for years and years.

I do wonder tho — was this the first time? Who gave him the idea? Maybe it’s common in this town… yikes!

This story just put an unerasable image in my head that will forever keep me away from car wash vacuum cleaners.

What a sick fuck this guy is. As if the weed charge and everything else weren’t enough to have on his record, he needs to think up another more whacked out, disgusting and weird thing to spend his time on. How will the cops word that one on a permanent record?? I pity the next poor cop that pulls this guys file and sees THAT in the history.

Just a thought – the vacuum cleaner in the privacy of his own home wasn’t good enough?

Or do some guys just have to pay for sex to really get something out of it? I love what BiteMe says about the “ho’se.”

Ha Ha Ha HaAh God love him. Couldn’t get a real ho’ so went for a ho’se instead. His ego must have been ripped to shreds when the blow up doll even rejected him. Sucka :0

Yes, this guy certainly is a “sucker.”

This story just put an unerasable image in my head that will forever keep me away from car wash vacuum cleaners.

What a sick fuck this guy is. As if the weed charge and everything else weren’t enough to have on his record, he needs to think up another more whacked out, disgusting and weird thing to spend his time on. How will the cops word that one on a permanent record?? I pity the next poor cop that pulls this guys file and sees THAT in the history.

Just a thought – the vacuum cleaner in the privacy of his own home wasn’t good enough?

Or do some guys just have to pay for sex to really get something out of it? I love what BiteMe says about the “ho’se.”

Ha Ha Ha HaAh God love him. Couldn’t get a real ho’ so went for a ho’se instead. His ego must have been ripped to shreds when the blow up doll even rejected him. Sucka :0

Yes, this guy certainly is a “sucker.”

This story just put an unerasable image in my head that will forever keep me away from car wash vacuum cleaners.

What a sick fuck this guy is. As if the weed charge and everything else weren’t enough to have on his record, he needs to think up another more whacked out, disgusting and weird thing to spend his time on. How will the cops word that one on a permanent record?? I pity the next poor cop that pulls this guys file and sees THAT in the history.

Just a thought – the vacuum cleaner in the privacy of his own home wasn’t good enough?

Or do some guys just have to pay for sex to really get something out of it? I love what BiteMe says about the “ho’se.”

Ha Ha Ha HaAh God love him. Couldn’t get a real ho’ so went for a ho’se instead. His ego must have been ripped to shreds when the blow up doll even rejected him. Sucka :0

Yes, this guy certainly is a “sucker.”

YEAH WHATEVER THAT SLUT VACUUM WAS FUCKN ASKING FOR IT

Sickia, you just won funniest fuckin’ comment of the day !!!!

YEAH WHATEVER THAT SLUT VACUUM WAS FUCKN ASKING FOR IT

Sickia, you just won funniest fuckin’ comment of the day !!!!

Sickia, you just won funniest fuckin’ comment of the day !!!!

Thanks Jo!! It just came out.

Sickia, you just won funniest fuckin’ comment of the day !!!!

Thanks Jo!! It just came out.

Sounds like this guy does not have a computer and does not have a vacuum in his home. seems like a new age pee-wee herman to me. my god, if he couldnt muster up the cash for either he could simple cut a hole in the wall and use a warm damp dishrag. what a retard.

Sounds like this guy does not have a computer and does not have a vacuum in his home. seems like a new age pee-wee herman to me. my god, if he couldnt muster up the cash for either he could simple cut a hole in the wall and use a warm damp dishrag. what a retard.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510746,00.html

one of those unforgetable stories LOL

just saw this on fox news had to update

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510746,00.html

one of those unforgetable stories LOL

just saw this on fox news had to update

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510746,00.html

one of those unforgetable stories LOL

just saw this on fox news had to update

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison