Miss Teen Lindsey Evans Is A Party Girl
October 20, 2008 by impqueen
Bossier City, LA – Miss Teen Louisiana Lindsey Evans, 18, is a pretty, pretty princess. She also likes lip gloss, Aqua Net, spray-on tans, weed, and doing the Dine ‘n’ Dash. On Saturday night, Lindsey and a few friends went to dinner at a restaurant in Bossier, then left without paying.  When they returned to the restaurant to pick up a purse one of the girls had left, they were arrested. Way to represent your home state, Lindsey!Â
Oh, I know. It’s hardly front-page-worthy. But look at her. Lindsey’s parents must be so proud of all the cash they sunk into orthodontia, hair extensions, and coaches who scream “Git it, girl!”. They must be so glad they taught their beautiful angel that winning means never having to pay your bill, and batting your eyelashes means you don’t get arrested.
Also, I put her up here because Morbid will think she’s hot. We can’t write about babykillers ALL the time.
Lindsey and her friends Jordan James, Morgan Coleman and Jennifer Martin were having a girls’ night out at Posados in Bossier City Saturday when they decided to leave without paying the bill for their various appetizers, entrees, and sopapillas. But get this – after they played Dine ‘n’ Dash, the girls realized that ohmigod, someone totally left her purse back there!
When the Princess Parade returned to Posados, police were called. Lindsey Evans was arrested for theft and possession of marijuana. Jordan James, 18, was arrested for theft, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Morgan Coleman, 18, was arrested for theft. And Jennifer Martin, 22, was arrested for theft, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and having an open container.  All the girls are out on bond now and really annoyed that nobody paid the damn bill.
Here’s Miss Teen in action:
Unamused Cat is really kind of amused in our forums.
8:41 am on October 20th, 2008
I specifically Told her to make sure they didn’t leave anything behind!
*sigh*
All that beauty and not a single functioning brain cell.
8:44 am on October 20th, 2008
Let me be the first to say….
Nothing different from this dirty whore to the next.
Girls like this only have their beauty, so it is all they have to push on people.
*sigh* Hope mommy and daddy realize they were STUPID to raise their daughter this way.
I see moms and dads bring their young teens into my shop everyday to buy VERY hoochie Halloween costumes. The girls complain that it is not short enough, “and should expose their ass”. The moms sigh and say, “I will pin it up dear. Now come on, mommy is late for her therapist.”
Wow, what morons. Stupid did not fall far from the tree, but she hit every branch on the way. My daughter is BEAUTIFUL, but the only thing she will be flaunting is her 4.0 GPA and acceptance into an Ivy League school.
Chew on that blondie!
8:45 am on October 20th, 2008
Aerosol really IS harmful to the ozone.
8:46 am on October 20th, 2008
Out of the entire state of Louisiana, THAT’S the one that got picked???
8:49 am on October 20th, 2008
8:56 am on October 20th, 2008
Don’t even lie. You’d tap that like a Mafia phone line.
8:58 am on October 20th, 2008
Problem number one, look at the pose. For a Miss TEEN pageant!!
I have been in pageants and placed. However, my mom and dad would have had another “place” for me when they saw the “featured stripper of the day pose”.
B said it so much more eloquently than me. More coffee…
9:03 am on October 20th, 2008
I like the fact that her pageant pic totally looks stripperesque. Way to inspire the teens you twat.
9:05 am on October 20th, 2008
Not only that, but she looks like a total bitch.
Dude, it’s Louisiana. All the better-looking chicks were out hunting.
(I grew up there, I can say that.)
9:06 am on October 20th, 2008
she needs to drop the weed and step back……she does not have any more brain cells to burn.
9:07 am on October 20th, 2008
Just look how much time has changed. Our world use to be a lot less SLUTY….
http://pageantcenter.com/history-50s.html
I have always wanted to create my own nation and be oh so choosy of who resided there!
9:09 am on October 20th, 2008
One more comment. Did you see her myspace photo? She looks about 30.
These girls have to grow up too quick and it shows. Ever notice that?
http://a662.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/m_ec6a58fbec225e9d611d15e49be8cec5.jpg
9:19 am on October 20th, 2008
Just goes to show what’s on the outside doesn’t necessarily match what’s on the inside.
9:19 am on October 20th, 2008
OMG This chick is hell yeah very good looking,but im sure yall know im from Louisisna,but thank god Im way down south.. how stupid could this stupid bitch be? but im sure mom and dad pamperd hes ass from day 1 of her life.. i hope she has to go work for the restraunt they were trying to fuk out ob the bill!!!!!
9:58 am on October 20th, 2008
OMGGGG…are you SERIOUS? I laughed my ass off, talk about Instant Karma. I love it when these “Mean Girls”, these “Heathers” with the oh-so-trendy-just-a-little-too-white girl names get caught being the little bitches they are. Wouldn’t that make a great scene for a movie? Aren’t they just gonna make spectacular wives and mothers some day? And if I’m being a little racist here…well, gosh darn it I just couldn’t help myself.
10:09 am on October 20th, 2008
OooOoooh a Booty Pageant girl! She can be the next Thrilla from Wasilla.
10:19 am on October 20th, 2008
Total OT alert:
I think Morgan Hite is already bucking for that title.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/05/08/morgan-hite-left-something-behind/
Seriously, what is in the water in Wasilla, knockup juice?
10:55 am on October 20th, 2008
The stupid ones never listen………
10:58 am on October 20th, 2008
So I’m assuming she’ll be losing her title … please God not another beauty queen who cries on camera about how remorseful she is and pageant officials go, “Oh no, she might cry if we take the crown from her; let’s pretend it never happened.”
12:03 pm on October 20th, 2008
What a bunch of dumb asses, why would you even go back for the purse…..Are that they stupid, nevermind! What is up with all the pagent winners acting like assholes? Aren’t you supposed to be a role model?
12:09 pm on October 20th, 2008
“Supposed to be” is right. Unfortunately, it’s getting harder and harder to find hot chicks WITHOUT a propensity for breaking the law or a history of drug abuse.
2:15 pm on October 20th, 2008
Damn, you beat me to it Lizard!
Ahhh the days of teenage dine-n-dash in Louisiana…..not that I’m speaking from personal experience of course 
But dear God…..to leave your purse and then go BACK?? What dim-witted twats!
6:00 pm on October 20th, 2008
hahaahahahahahah now that’s a good one…
6:34 pm on October 20th, 2008
LOL! A risk well worth taking. Dear God, please forgive Lindsey. I do!
7:31 pm on October 20th, 2008
She looks and sounds so freakin’ dumb that she could probably argue she didn’t know they were supposed to Paay, OMG, for their refreshments! And the prosecution would have a hard time proving she was not that dumb….
7:51 pm on October 20th, 2008
I think weed should be taken away from people like Lindsey and redistributed among those who have a couple of brain cells to spare. Weed socialism, that’s what I’m espousing.
I bet someone’s ID was in that purse. It’s additionally funny that no one was smart enough at that point to come up with a routine to the tune of: “Omigawwwd! Hi Mrs. Waitress! We just realized we didn’t pay the tab! Every one thought someone else had paid it—oooooops! Sowwee!”
8:42 pm on October 20th, 2008
She will keep her crown.
Bitches like that never have to pay for their sins…
Fuck,I’d bet the restaurant gives her a guest apearance in a commercial
“come, eat at posados” “you will save pesos”
10:29 pm on October 20th, 2008
HAHAHA!
No, like this: “Posados special sauce will make your taco pop.”
Bing!
Where’s the swimsuit video?
12:08 am on October 21st, 2008
Tee-heeee. That is friggin’ funny. She called you out Morbid.
12:36 am on October 21st, 2008
Well, she does have a nice rack…
12:40 am on October 21st, 2008
I don’t know about that. I run three restaurants and I’d be willing to bet if the manager has been around for more than a couple of years he/she would be more than willing to press charges. Most folks that operate establishments like that have their paychecks directly tied to their profits. It can be a real bitch when your employees AND customers are stealing from you.
2:18 am on October 21st, 2008
Here’s to hoping she loses it. I’m tired of being forced to forgive beauty queens for stupid shit.
2:20 am on October 21st, 2008
Sidenote: She’s way hot. I mean WAY hot, but she DOES look like a hooker. I’d ask to look at some clean test results before I touched anything interesting on her.
9:10 am on October 21st, 2008
LMAO!
She could sing it and then do a booty dance.
2:21 pm on October 21st, 2008
I honestly don’t know what to say. She was obviously raised by the television and her parents only seem to care about her looks. She will get what she deserves in life. I do have to laugh at the fact that they dine and dash and some dumb ass leaves their purse behind. Wow.
3:27 pm on October 21st, 2008
By the way, go to http://www.dlisted.com and scroll down to “Dumb Bitch of the Day” for her mug shot. It’s GREAT. She isn’t hot in it, though…note how much bigger her nose is in it, by the way–it seems her picture here on DD is airbrushed.
10:52 pm on October 21st, 2008
Miss Louisiana Teen USA Stripped of Title
(From TMZ)
Lindsey Evans, Miss Louisiana Teen USA, is about a pound lighter, because she just lost her crown.
We just got an advance copy of a statement that will be released from Paula Miles, President of RPM, sponsor of the LA. pageant.
“Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”
8:50 am on October 22nd, 2008
Oh wow! Anyone who things this twit is pretty MUST go look at her mugshot. She is UGLY AS SIN!
Who the fuck smiles in their mugshot? I could just see the guy taking the photo, “Umm, miss, you are in jail. Why are you fucking smiling? Oh yeah, you are dumb!”
Oh and look at her myspace now….
.lindsey is BAD2theBONE:) it says.
I bet she thinks she is so cool now because America thinks of her as an ugly airbrushed prostitute. Hey, at least we are all talking about her.
Fucking whore!
Sorry, my rant is over.
3:00 pm on October 22nd, 2008
Early conditioning. I bet she was taught to smile at the camera at a young age and she will forever be smiling at the camera, – any camera.
7:31 pm on October 22nd, 2008
Miss Teen Louisiana loses her crown after arrest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081022/ap_on_en_ot/miss_teen_louisiana
11:05 am on October 26th, 2008
This story makes me laugh. Don’t those pageant chicks usually get cash and prizes? I’m sure she had sufficient funds to pay for her meal. LOL!
2:14 pm on October 26th, 2008
Well, I guess her chance to be Governor and V.P. are shot now
At least now she can do what she will be good at: stripped of title and crown, she can also go ahead and strip down the rest of the clothes and show us those boobies daddy’s $$ bought
It’s better to lose your crown BEFORE you go all Playboy and shit.
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