Contessa Irvin Was Lovin’ It
October 15, 2008 by Morbid
Indianapolis - Patrons at a McDonald’s were horrified to see a vehicle in the parking lot that contained three unattended children inside it. The temperature was in the ’80s and the kids, aged 5, 3 and 10 months, were screaming and crying. One of the children had even managed to crawl out a window and get on the roof of the car.One of the patrons went inside and asked if anyone was responsible for the children, but no one answered. That is until 20 minutes later, when Trooper Troy Sunier arrived and began speaking with the children. At that point, Contessa M. Irvin, 25, approached him and admitted they were her kids. She had been inside the restaurant eating the entire time.
She was arrested and charged with child neglect and was being held on a warrant for driving without a license and failure to appear in court. The children were released to a relative. I am not sure what I am more shocked about. The fact that this woman left her three small children unattended in a vehicle while she sat in a McDonald’s and ate for 30 minutes, or the fact that someone got her pregnant three times.
I don’t usually comment on mugshots, as hell, I had one…they are not very flattering. But Jesus, this one…combined with why it was taken, almost confirms that Contessa has the IQ of a log.
9:28 am on October 15th, 2008
Ya know bitch…McDonalds has great coffee, shitty food and a fucking PLAYPLACE….
Take the kids inside…they love the shitty food ’cause there is a fucking toy in it!
80+ degrees out and you leave the kids in the car…ya think maybe they are crying, screaming, miserable and gonna STAY that way when you get back to them?
Shit, my kids LOVED McDonalds….I didn’t have much cash so I’d get 2 hamburgers and a large fry for them to share…bring our own drinks and head to the playplace. Baby in highchair (eating babyfood from home) toddler and pre-schooler running and climbing through playplace like little heathens. I’d take happy, tired kids home and they’d…guess W-H-A-T??? NAP….cause that’s what happy, tired kids do.
Fucking selfish dumbass bitch!
10:11 am on October 15th, 2008
Ever heard of drive through???
How can she sit in an air conditioned McDonald’s and eat when her kids are miserable? Maybe she forgot she had children. As a kid, I know I would’ve miserable if my mom parked in front of McDonald’s, went inside, and left me in a scorching car. I loved McDonalds!
You’re right Morbid, she looks like like she is five cans short of a six pack…or as my driver’s ed teacher would say, “dumber than a speed bump”. I loved that guy.
10:19 am on October 15th, 2008
Ok, I’m one of the unpopular few on DD who believes it’s sometimes ok to leave your kids in a locked car in mild temps for 1-3 minutes while you run into a store to grab a gallon of milk. I admit it: I’ve done it. More than once.
But to leave children THAT young, in a car in THOSE temps while you are maxing and relaxing over a meal in a place akin to HEAVEN for children is freakishly mean, irresponsible, and stupid.
WTF could she have been thinking? Oh, right…she doesn’t look particularly capable of thought, does she?
10:20 am on October 15th, 2008
I don’t know why these things shock me anymore. Her punishment should be sitting in a hot car.
10:35 am on October 15th, 2008
WAY TO GO CUNT-ESSA !! YOU PRIZE WINNER.
10:43 am on October 15th, 2008
What could you possibly order in McDonald’s that would take you a half hour to eat it?
Who could be blind enough to fuck her enough times to produce 3 children.? yukapoo
10:51 am on October 15th, 2008
Maybe she wanted to play?
10:53 am on October 15th, 2008
Yet again, another worthless human being. If we gathered all of them together we could create a new State. An awful-fucking-state!
Seriously, you are doing an injustice to logs and speed bumps.
10:59 am on October 15th, 2008
What a selfish bitch and that’s all I really have to say.
11:02 am on October 15th, 2008
IQ of a log. Morbid, reminds me of that lady on Northern Exposure who used to carry around a log all the time. Damn, that mugshot is a really bad one, really bad. Why do these people continue to reproduce?
11:11 am on October 15th, 2008
Stella. Please report to the nearest DD Service desk and hand in your Cool Card. The show that featured the Log Lady was Twin Peaks…the best show ever made.
Again, please report to the nearest DD Service Desk to relinquish your card and receive a sound spanking while bent over the arm of our couch.
Thank You.
11:17 am on October 15th, 2008
A happy meal with a toy..
The three blind mice!!!!
11:20 am on October 15th, 2008
You could add stupid worthless piece of shit
11:23 am on October 15th, 2008
Come on…look at her and what she has done…she was probably doing what she does best, and was trying to put the food in her vagina.
Or even her ear. Who knows. It is quite possible that she cannot do a lot of things at once…so you know, it is possible that every time she would go to eat, she would see a shadow, or some car keys, or a colorful shirt…and she would get distracted.
11:36 am on October 15th, 2008
…and the common sense of a McNugget.
11:39 am on October 15th, 2008
What a selfish stupid bitch! Bitch, you feed and take care of your children first then if any time left in the day you get to eat. Putting a mojoe on her!
12:09 pm on October 15th, 2008
Tooo funny, Morbid!!
Still…poor kids. No fries, no burgers, no Happy Meal toy…I hope the relative who is taking care of them is better than their Mom.
1:42 pm on October 15th, 2008
Pssst! Found an important addition to this story…. the log lady’s myspace! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12832005
1:47 pm on October 15th, 2008
Northern Exposure and Twin Peaks. Haven’t thought about those in YEARS. Of course, I was about 12 when those were on the air.
The area that those shows were filmed, near Roslyn, WA, is where I camp. Some of the best camping I’ve ever encountered. There’s a river and Lake Cle Elum right in that area, it feels like the middle of nowhere, but a few miles up the road is a convenience store, restaurant/lounge and a place to rent jet skis. My kind of camping.
Regarding the story, though…It makes you wonder how the oldest child survived this long. This kind of selfishness doesn’t develop overnight.
2:03 pm on October 15th, 2008
“She’s dead. She’s wrapped in plastic.” I have all of Twin Peaks on VHS somewhere around here. Taped them all off the TV when they aired, I did.
2:08 pm on October 15th, 2008
Maybe one day we can get Season 1 on DVD that contains the two-hour pilot. Luckily, Chiller plays Twin Peaks ALL the time now.
2:32 pm on October 15th, 2008
Morbid, I beg your forgiveness. I, too, have both series on VHS, so I got confused, not so much unusual for me since we used to watch them back to back on weekends.
Twin Peeks was my favorite. Didn’t know that Chiller plays Twin Peaks all the time now. Cool. One more addiction that I need.
What’s even more strange, we have the VHS tapes but only DVD or HD DVD’ players. But we just can’t part with the tapes. They’re stored safely with the reel-to-reel recordings and albums. Yeah, I know.
Morbid, I will take my punishment like a man, unlike many of the people you write about on this site (lady-like curtsy, accompanied by my famous SC accent). Worked on the Comcast dude today, anyway.
Mish, the myspace was, well, different. But now I want a log.
2:43 pm on October 15th, 2008
What?
Ooh, shiny!
2:59 pm on October 15th, 2008
You said it all. We are a young, limited income family. This is our most common outing because it combines food, play, and fun for everyone. I can’t imagine any reason for leaving three children in the car when going to McDonald’s. I hate using the words I’m about to say but, the bitch is retarded.
3:17 pm on October 15th, 2008
I fucking love the log lady. And I agree with you wholeheartedly. Do I get a spanking too?
…. please?
Twin Peaks is the reason I got into LE.
3:18 pm on October 15th, 2008
so not fair..your mcdonalds has a playplace? lucky.. lol.. so yeah anyways.. this woman.. is just really either dumb or.. she just doesn’t liker her kids…
3:52 pm on October 15th, 2008
This stupid bitch leaves her kids in the fuking heat,while she sits her ugly skanky ass inside to eat,knowing they have a playland for her kids,but the sad thing she will get her kids back,and of course we will read how her boyfriend ends up killing them… WTF is this world coming too
4:17 pm on October 15th, 2008
what a stupid uncalled for comment about an existent or nonexistent boyfriend, you have the nerve to call her a stupid bitch you predigest
male hating slug
4:52 pm on October 15th, 2008
Dude…There are TWO stories on the front page as we speak featuring boyfriends who either killed or tried to kill their girlfriends’ infants. Boyfriends killing kids is an extremely common feature on this site, so it get’s referenced a lot.
…and this woman is CLEARLY a stupid bitch, so I’m not sure why you’d take issue.
On a side note – Is anyone else noticing the sheer hypocrisy in BiteMe, of ALL members, hatin’ on someone else for an unnecessary comment? LMAO.
5:16 pm on October 15th, 2008
Sorry, not being cruel or giving an excuse but it looks like fetal alcohol syndrome eyes. Google images and you will see.
My mother taught all types of challenged children and loved them all. That is why I knew a tiny bit about it.
5:27 pm on October 15th, 2008
Which have nothing to do with this bitch and her kids. I didn’t realize this was a lizbo man despising site always be sure not to blame the bitch it’s the man’s fault, fuck you all
here’s a loser bitch, but somehow some fucking bitch has to insert nonexistent man and make him the ahole and the rest defend her man hate FUCK YOU ALL
5:39 pm on October 15th, 2008
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and just for the hell of it, the biggest front page story is about a CUNTcasey no she’s NOT male, but I’m sure some bitch will find a way to blame one and feel sorry for Cuntsey and Sin-dy
talk about hypocrite posters
5:43 pm on October 15th, 2008
heh. “predigest”. Is that like “predigested”, or were you looking for another multisyllabic tour de force?
I’m with Athena on this one. We have more babykilling penii than we know what to do with up in here. Do you read at all, or just whine and spell badly?
5:46 pm on October 15th, 2008
The very reason Casey is big news is because she’s female. If she were a man who killed a child, nobody would blink – see Giovanni Gonzalez or Tangena Hussain, for example. Why don’t people get all insane every time a man kills a child? Because they do it so often, that’s why.
Are you always this misogynist, or are you feeling butthurt for your gender, or what?
6:04 pm on October 15th, 2008
You are truly one of the dumbest members here at the moment, and as everyone can admit, that’s saying a lot. Thanks for your continued source of amusement for me. Stay retarded, Ponyboy.
6:06 pm on October 15th, 2008
I am officially retarded too after reading BITEME’s comments.
6:09 pm on October 15th, 2008
Man, if I were you BITEME, I’d try and find out why the filter in our brains that keeps the majority of us humans from making jackasses of ourselves in public doesn’t seem to work in your case. Do you or did you drink alcoholic beverages in excess? How about illicit drugs? They a problem for you at one time or another? Is there a history of mental illness in your family tree? Schizophrenia maybe? Wait, wait, wait, I know. It’s Tourette’s Syndrome, isn’t it?
Or maybe you’re just an some kind of asshole. The stupid kind.
6:12 pm on October 15th, 2008
I’m a Lizbo, if lizbo = gay for Lizard. I mean, just sayin’, maybe this BiteMe fella’s onto something.
You’re such a bad boy, BiteMe. If you wanted riding crop action, all you had to do was ask.
6:29 pm on October 15th, 2008
Someone call me? I can beg “bite me” oh so sweetly….
6:35 pm on October 15th, 2008
We have to play pretend like we hate men so BiteMe will feel more comfortable. So don’t let him watch.
6:50 pm on October 15th, 2008
Ok, the funniest thing about this (besides, um, the complete inability to construct a sentence or spell) is that Biteme’s original post (#28) was in response to Mipmop.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t mipmop a male? Father to one of the people involved in a recent story, I believe? So poster Biteme is doubly idiotic, and can….well… BITE ME!
6:54 pm on October 15th, 2008
I dint see nobodie difending dis bitch.
Lizbo’s untie! Er. I meen UNITE.
7:02 pm on October 15th, 2008
LOL! I think I just peed. Only a little, though.
7:08 pm on October 15th, 2008
Yep. Father to a girl whose babydaddy is accused of killing another woman’s infant. So Mipmop knows of which he speaks, and Biteme is too wrapped up in his poorly drafted agenda to educate himself.
I don’t hate men. I love men. Especially smart men. Who can spell in multisyllables. Rooowwrrr!
On topic, Contessa looks like she got hit by the Oxy train. Often.
7:11 pm on October 15th, 2008
Love me my Twin Peaks. Have the DVD’s. Gave a standing Boo to the “pre-quel” (I really didn’t want to know…). In fact, I should have picked Wrapped in Plastic for a user name……… LOL
7:17 pm on October 15th, 2008
nicee….add?
yes! yes i really am.. its absolutely amazing
i agree… it is very amusing..
LMFAO thank you i needed a good laugh.. hahahah
7:34 pm on October 15th, 2008
Dear God, please tell me that this skank impregnated herself with a turkey baster, I just cannot believe that anyone, no matter how blind, desperate or drunk/horny, would risk putting his unit into this slimepit.
This signals the end of civilization as we know it.
7:38 pm on October 15th, 2008
Cuntessa
Is a shitty mom indeed.
7:42 pm on October 15th, 2008
is she modeling for Tales From the Crypt DVD covers?
8:40 pm on October 15th, 2008
I actually had to read this twice, then just decided to skip it.
But then Imp can post and put them in their place using her ever-expanding vocabulary and paragraphs. I personally love paragraphs.
Then Morbid just tells it like it is. Flat out.
Now I have to go find some chocolate. Real chocolate, not the Halloween candy chocolate.
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