Anthonia Catoire-Miller Is Hardcore
October 15, 2008 by Morbid
Madisonville - A teenager was standing at an intersection with a few of his friends when a minivan passed by, then backed up towards them. A shotgun came out of the window and fired in their direction. The minivan then drove a short distance and parked in a driveway. The shooter was Anthonia Montairo Catoire-Miller, 33, and the intended victim, who she missed, was the ex-boyfriend of one of her daughters. Anthonia and three of her teens got out of the van and walked to their residence.
When police arrived, the found Anthonia in a very bad mood and very combative. She was handcuffed, placed in a patrol car where she was able to knock out a few windows. Eventually she was tazed. Police have not determined any reasons that prompted the shooting.
“She was extremely combative with our deputies when we got there,” said St. Tammany Sheriff spokesman George Bonnette. “We did wind up having to taze her, and she broke some windows out of the patrol car. So, she wasn’t very cooperative and wasn’t saying much about why she did it.”
Anthonia was charged with attempted second-degree murder, simple criminal damage to property, resisting an officer, taking contraband to and from a penal institution (they found a live shotgun shell in her bra), and two contempt of court warrants. She is currently sitting in jail on an $83,000 bond.
I have to admit, though…this woman is kinda hardcore, right? Uses a shotgun on her daugher’s ex-boyfriend…while inside a mini-van. Resists the cops, kicks out patrol car windows, gets tazed, takes ammo into the jail and to cap things off, has a mugshot while wearing a shirt with skulls on it.
9:50 am on October 15th, 2008
Okay, Okay, I have no balls, but I’ll be the first. I also find it juvenile and petty to comment on mugshots, but that has to be the least feminine, attractive woman I have ever seen walking this green earth. Gadz, no wonder she’s angry! I find it hard to believe she is not going to her grave never knowing the touch of a man on her body. Enough said.
10:21 am on October 15th, 2008
And the moral of the story is….
…don’t date chicks with mothers tougher than you.
10:44 am on October 15th, 2008
what what whaaaat? Seriously is this a true story? So they saw her park her “minivan” at her house and then they all got out and went into the house…..Well I guess she didn’t care if she got caught, but she must of if she threw enough of a fit to finally get tazed or either she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Either way this is definitely one of those WTF stories. Oh and don’t forget how tough she is with her pinkish hair ends
10:44 am on October 15th, 2008
I THOUGHT SAM KINISON WAS DEAD
10:52 am on October 15th, 2008
lol!
10:57 am on October 15th, 2008
OMG. That is hilarious.
11:02 am on October 15th, 2008
Maybe an illegitimate child? hehe
11:07 am on October 15th, 2008
She’s 33????? Shit, girl, your moisturiser is NOT doing its job! Change brands if I were you.
11:34 am on October 15th, 2008
that’s a winner
LOL
12:40 pm on October 15th, 2008
This is too funny…right on the money…..made me laugh!
Some of these stories just make you sit back and say…wtf was this person thinking?
12:44 pm on October 15th, 2008
I dunno, but I want this woman on my side of a fight. Oh, and her daughter will probably never get another date. Ever.
12:51 pm on October 15th, 2008
Ok, so if the kids got out of the van with her, why were they not charged or taken into custody? And just how old was this daughter? 33 yr. old mom….God help us, she could have been 15 when she had her….who knows…..maybe she was “attractive” when she was younger?!??!?!
1:31 pm on October 15th, 2008
DamnDamn&DoubleDamn.
Can you blame the guy for breaking up with her daughter? I mean, the apple can’t fall far from the tree…
This family right here is being raised with some high-class morals, aren’t they?
Strangely, I have a feeling she and her daughter would fit right in on Jerry Springer.
1:40 pm on October 15th, 2008
What a waste of flesh. I’ll be the first to admit that I have a short temper, but nothing like that. She may think she’s tough now, but I’m sure she’ll get an attitude adjustment from someone tougher than her in jail. Hope her daughter learned a life lesson from this.
3:54 pm on October 15th, 2008
I thought th TV mom Roseanne was a mom you didn’t want to fuck with. This lady could teach her more than a few things.
3:55 pm on October 15th, 2008
damn….she’s just plain scarey
7:17 pm on October 15th, 2008
Just looking at several stories, this one and the lovely lady who left her kids to swelter in a hot car while she enjoyed the fine dining at McDonalds…and I have to ask, as a straight woman who likes and respects men, so don’t start with the angry lesbian comments, please….HOW IN GOD’S NAME DO THESE HIDEOUS WOMEN GET LAID AND IMPREGNATED? How many blind men are there on this planet? Please, guys, self abuse has to be better than dipping your wick into these monsters! What kind of penised creatures climbed out from under rocks to screw these crazy bitches? Is there no self respect anymore????
7:33 pm on October 15th, 2008
“Look mom,No”…Crabs?
What a white trash ,poor example setting waste of flesh of a mother !
Mother Trucker!
7:37 pm on October 15th, 2008
Goddamn, she looks like she wants to slap your head between two slabs of white bread and chomp your fucking face off.
7:39 pm on October 15th, 2008
“she looks like she wants to slap your head between two slabs of white bread and chomp your fucking face off.”
Can you imagine this bitch before she had her coffee in the morning?
8:02 pm on October 15th, 2008
Pretty sure Sam Kinison is really dead, but if Sam’s mother fucked Godzilla….this could be their love child.
I was going to use her picture as a Halloween sign at my house but decided all the kids would be crapping themselves in terror on my doorstep.
8:04 pm on October 15th, 2008
8:42 pm on October 15th, 2008
dude.. like seriously.. there is something wrong with you of course i knew that already.
9:33 pm on October 15th, 2008
“I was going to use her picture as a Halloween sign at my house but decided all the kids would be crapping themselves in terror on my doorstep.
”
I agree that would be a bit much for kids.
I think she knew that too which is why she used to trick or treat on the telephone.
9:40 pm on October 15th, 2008
She’s got a face that would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon…she won’t have to fear Big Bertha in prison because she IS Big Bertha! Btw, has anyone ever met a “Bertha” who was not huge? Just curious.
11:37 pm on October 15th, 2008
Doh! No shit, huh?? My first thought was “Damn! That’s a chick”????
12:08 am on October 16th, 2008
Anthonia Catoire-Miller scares kitty.
9:12 am on October 16th, 2008
I would think this coulda/shoulda easily been 1st degree attempted murder :-/…
12:08 pm on October 16th, 2008
Indeed, this puss running fast away.
They must feed this beast in a trough on the floor, coffee in a bucket.
4:49 pm on October 16th, 2008
Well, IMO the boy (daughter’s ex bf) has no one to blame but himself! If Anthonia told him once, she’s told him a million times….”Don’t make me angry!!! You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” Hell, they didn’t even let the poor thing calm down before they took (her?) pic. You’d never know that when she’s (her?) self, that she could pass as Heidi Klum’s twin…would ya?
4:56 pm on October 16th, 2008
I agree…..it seemed (not so well) thought out to me. Although I can’t tell ya how many times I’ve gotten undressed and found all the ammo I had stuffed in my bra that I’d forgotten alllll about!
Maybe bc she had just kinda flown off the handle and went after him…God knows what her daughter told her the boyfriend did to make her cry.
5:04 pm on October 16th, 2008
There may BE no people tougher than she is in the jail. She looks like an old barroom alley-fighter from way back, to m.
5:04 pm on October 16th, 2008
Interesting, link to 2004 trial of someone for molesting this beast’s daughter. Anthonia sure has some wonderful friends.
http://www.la-fcca.org/Opinions/PUB2007%5C2007-03/2006KA1750Mar2007.Not.11.pdf
8:30 pm on October 16th, 2008
Wow…someone’s been to too many tractor pulls or white power rallies! Lmao @ butch w/ teenage kids and gang bangin’…wow!!!
9:52 pm on October 16th, 2008
I think I dated that guy about 50lbs ago.
1:02 am on October 17th, 2008
Now that shit right there is funny, I don’t care who you are.
2:58 am on October 17th, 2008
This guy (the molester) is serving time for that incident and it looks like his mom has dedicated a website in his defense (link below). Looks like Anthonia’s daughter has had a lot o’ drama in her life. Poor kid…And still has to wake up to THAT for a mom…geez!
http://www.freetroynow.bravehost.com/
6:47 am on October 18th, 2008
Newsflash. King Kong has just confessed to being the father of one of this beast’s spawn. He apologizes to the world, says he was really drunk one night and woke up next to Anthonia, horrified at what he had done.
“If I were sober, I would not get within 5 miles of her,” Kong said miserably, “She scares me.”
2:57 pm on October 21st, 2008
ROFL
11:20 am on October 24th, 2008
I thought it was a dude. She looks like meatloaf!
11:51 pm on November 5th, 2008
Walk a mile in her shoes. Why was the mom so upset? Maybe she had a good reason. What is the whole story???
12:55 am on November 6th, 2008
I don’t really care how upset she was, you can’t just go around shooting at people because they piss you off.
1:39 pm on November 6th, 2008
7:39 pm on November 6th, 2008
I had the chance to speak with this woman. She stated that the boy would not leave them alone. Yea it is extream to shoot at him. She spent eight nights in jail before she posted bail.
11:26 pm on December 1st, 2008
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ok !!!! This is the best line I have seen yet on DD…. I have tears rolling down my face hahahaaaaa I love it !!
**castille quote**
The Sam Kinnison being dead quote was great too!!
props to morticia
I think in honor of all the great quotes on DD, that there should be a top ten list… I nominate these two, then the bitch that needed a hairbrush….. Really, I have a boring life, but you guys make me laugh…..
12:10 am on December 2nd, 2008
Yeah, just a little extreme. *rolls eyes*
So was that scary for you, talking to him/her? I’d be scared shitless.
And I’m going to agree with what someone else said, this man’s/woman’s daughters are never going to get another date again. If you got dad/mom shooting at their exes and putting another man in jail for molestation.
Sometimes I just absolutey love trailor trash!
4:35 pm on September 1st, 2009
everyone want to know the real story well my name is Anthonia M Catoire and i am going to tell you waat happened that day i was painting my second home when i brought my dad home i was driving on i10 and my cell phone rings its my son {17} telling me he did not get off the bus because Kevin Bordoline 17 who lives at (address edited out) was at the bus stop with a pipe abot 3 feet long. i floored it going over 100 in the van to get home for i knew my younger son 8 was soon to get home. the bus driver called me as i was turning in the the road we lived on . I thought thank god he is safe, i go to my house and the baby comes home right before my daughter .i sat my son down trying to figure out what was going on. we talked about 5 min and i hear someone screaming outside. i open my door and her is this punk with a hand gun i had called 911 two time already and no one had come.i was scared shitless this kid alreadt had a record and just got out of a boot camp for bad kids so i went in the house got every to the back and called 911 for a third time. i was greatfull here come st tammany police. i told them what had happened and he want on a hunt threw the neighborhood for him.he comes back and tells he they can not find him and that they could not stand guard at my house so they leave.well here comes Kevin again wanting to fight my son but he had a weapon. i was getting my 8 year old and daughter 13 inside when i went to look for my oldest , i found him in my room with my husbands .410 screaming i am going to kill him {this is not the first time we have had peoblems with this kid he had some kind of control over my daughter and i was friend with his dad Roy Bordolin} my son a third degree black belt could not kick this kids ass not with a weapon like he had so i took the gun from my son never knowing i had the power to over power him but i did. I told my daughter and the baby to go in my room and do not come out for nothing knowing my husband of 17 years would be coming home at any time i got in my van with my 17 year old and told him if anything happened to my call 911 and just take my van i drove 2 blocks from my house and here sits this punk running to my van{there were no other kids around and i did not fire into a group of kids either} i rolled down the window pulled out my .410 and loaded it so he would stop{boy was i wrong} i told him “if you do not stop fucking with my daughter this is what is going to happen to you” i reversed my van and i pointed the gun in thr ditch and shot the gun. there was no one there no kids no one was in danger it was crazy but i am not that stupid. i went back home and got my children and went to my second home, by the time i got the the poilce come and i told the please do not arrest me infront of my kids and the cop looked at me and said fuck you, thats when i tore his ass up. i was beat by 6 cops infront of my children and everytime he hit me i told them if it makes you feel good do it again bitch. i was hog tied brought to St.Tammany jail and threw in a holding tank for 10 days with no soap no bath nothing. if you look at my photo i have 2 black eyes and it was takening a 4am i then bailed out on an 83000bond so went to the hospital i could not walk for a week. Now to these smart asses who say i am white trash if this was your baby you would have probably killed his ass to those who say they know me the only people i will even speak to are people i have know all my like, now for my charges thank you Jim Mecca i got 5 years probation.nowcall him and ask his fees and you will see if i am white trash i sure am worth alot.dso the next time you read something about someone maybe you only knoew half the truth ask yourself this could you bond out on 83000 and pay a lawyer cash and not even get jail time? didn’t think so.Now thats the thuth and if and if anyone wants to contact ne bring it on because i will tell you anyting you want to know. Mothers love your children and keep your guns loaded
4:55 pm on September 1st, 2009
And this is supposed to, what… win us over? I don’t like the term “white trash” much, myself, but your behavior and attemps to justify it prove that you’re not exactly classy… no matter how much money you may or may not have. Or bright, for that matter. I mean, you shot at a minor in public view? If he was terrorizing your family, that sucks, but there are legal, responsible ways to deal with that.
7:21 pm on September 1st, 2009
you see i did NOT shoot at child i shot the ditch and if you where in my shoes you would have probably killed the little bastered and yes i did go to the police for 4 months and i was told if i did not stop caling them anout this kid i would go to jail. ST Tammany has a stack on reports from me on him and nothing was done i even put a protectine order that cost me $500.00 that did no good i have NEVER been in thouble before this not even a speeding ticket and the old saying goes shoot or get shot if i have to go to jail to protect them by god i will do it in a heart beat i never said i was right i did what i had to do and at that time it was the right thing was it right for the police to taze me over 7 times while hand cuffed no but they did was it right for grown to beat me like i was 10 feet tall no but they did so i ask how meny kids do you have? and what would you do athena wait for someone to hurt your child? well the way the law worked in louisiana they do nothing until you get hurt or killed. in new orleans we have what ia called a 60 murder law you killem and if no one talk or comes forward it goes cold case in 60 day and they set you free now is that the way to go about things shit i only in louisiana makes you yhink twice about comeing here right is right and wrong is wrong and rather or not i did what people think is wrong i did what i had to do i feared for the safty of my child and was threatened now you tell me i was wrong for protecting my flesh and blood the child i cared for all her life
8:21 pm on September 1st, 2009
Wait, I thought this was between your son and another boy.
You were protecting your daughter from what?
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