Unfortunately it was attached to her husband.
BRADENTON, Fla. - It has not been made quite clear what prompted Maverna to do what she did, but she was so mad at her husband, that while he was sleeping, Maverna Theresa Turay, 52, poured a pot of boiling water on to his groin. He then ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911.
He was later taken to a burn unit suffering from second degree burns. Maverna, on the other hand, was charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm and is currently being held on $7,500 bond. She has not given a reason for her actions, aside from stating she had been drinking beer.
I love the mugshot. It kind of answers the question of if she is remorseful or not.
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porcelain
Oct 10, 2008 at 1:32 pm -She does seem pleased with herself doesn’t she?
She looks like she just won the damn Publisher’s clearing house.
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April
Oct 10, 2008 at 1:40 pm -Owwww. Oh, shit.
Sugarglider - Had she deep fried it, you may have a copyright infringement.
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speechless
Oct 10, 2008 at 1:43 pm -ROFL porcelain!
wonder if she found out he was cheating on her or something.
gonna google her name to see if she won the lottery…cuz damn, she looks happy!
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April
Oct 10, 2008 at 1:51 pm -http://www.tcpalm.com/news/200.....and-groin/
Says she was drinking. Maybe she wanted some weiner and her was sleeping. I know when I’ve been drinking I get a little frisky with my hubby. Not frisky enough to burn his junk, but still…
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Rory28
Oct 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm -This seems like the kinda thing you give multiple charges for,even though it was one act…DAMN…Vile… If a man did this to his wifes chest out of no where,and than got a mugshot like that,he would be written off crazieass insane for life!… *agrivated battery,sexual assault,domestic violence…and i dunno…attack on the fuckin’ sleeping!?!?*…yikes
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RockRGrl
Oct 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm -She sure does!! Lovin’ her purple lipstick!
Poor hubby, that’s gotta hurt!
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WryBread
Oct 10, 2008 at 3:09 pm -That picture tells us this is a lady who enjoys cooking!
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mishdabrat
Oct 10, 2008 at 3:35 pm -Looks like Mrs. Jefferson finally got fed up with George!
http://isabelsanford.tv/images/jeffersons.jpg
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porcelain
Oct 10, 2008 at 3:39 pm -Now that I think about it.
This lady should replace the “Pine sol” lady.
She’d do a much better job.
A grin like that should be commercialized.
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Castille
Oct 10, 2008 at 5:01 pm -Yeah, it’s a big smile and all, but her teeth seem clenched, her eyes look red rimmed and swollen. She looks like a woman who’s hysterical. In that manic, grinning, sobbing way. I guess he’s lucky she wasn’t more of the stabby sort.
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sugarglider
Oct 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm -I think she looks calm, cool, and collected, considering the circumstances.
In a maniac kind of way.
Anyone who bothers to put on lipstick for her mugshot is pretty composed.
In an “I just burned my dude’s dick off” kind of way.
I think her eyes are swollen cause she’s crunk.
And, because, cool, calm, collected, crunk, dick-burner-offer that she is, she has probably been laughing her ass off.
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CheekySweetie
Oct 10, 2008 at 6:23 pm -I don’t even have a penis and I did the owie leg squeeze guys do when crotch shots are mentioned.
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BluExtacy
Oct 10, 2008 at 6:44 pm -wow. just wow. that is awesome. and she is proud of it too!
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eternal-nj
Oct 10, 2008 at 8:03 pm -lmao @ the mugshot AND story (feeling a lil guilty about that too, but hey, he’s ok)
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mammasweets
Oct 10, 2008 at 8:10 pm -I can’t stop laughing. My stomachs muscles say a big FUCK YOU for the boiling wiener title. How the hell did I miss this?
Add in her passion pink lipstick with her cheesetastic smile and I’m about to hyperventilate.
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Morticia
Oct 10, 2008 at 8:17 pm -I don’t know……but I kind of love this lady.
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ScotchyScotch
Oct 11, 2008 at 1:11 am -She got it all wrong… You don’t drink the beer, you boil the weiner in the beer.
Beer Brats are the best!
Signed,
Ron
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malq
Oct 11, 2008 at 6:19 am -I was thinking the same thing, ya know you gotta do what ya gotta do.
Feel like posting her bond and naming my kid after her.
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Senna
Oct 11, 2008 at 10:17 am -You know, I can’t help but smile at this one. What she did was terrible, but on the other hand, I have to wonder what on earth he did to make her that mad. Women don’t typically just get drunk and dump scalding water on their husbands’ most private parts. Usually any violence done to the penis is a retaliation for some sexual wrongdoing, like infidelity or rape. If that’s the case, then good for her.
This reminds me of an incident that happened in my father’s hometown long before I was born. There was this man who was always cheating on his wife and she handled it with dignified stoicism until one day, she went to the doctor and found out that she’d contracted gonorrhea from her cheating rat of a husband. After being treated for it, she went home and superglued his hand to his penis while he was sleeping. By the time the doctors were able to remove it, everyone in that tiny, close-knit community knew all about it, to his humiliation. He never cheated on her again.
Of course, if the lady in my father’s hometown had cut her unfaithful husband’s penis off or dumped boiling water on it, she would have been in serious trouble because he’d be the victim then, not her. Perhaps the lady in this article should have stuck to the superglue, eh? No pun intended. Ah, who am I kidding? The pun was totally intended.
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Zibarro
Oct 11, 2008 at 10:31 am -OMFG!
Between the story and the comments… I had to stop and wipe my eyes! I mean… I guess part of me feels bad for this guy… but the majority of me wants to give this lady some kind of award for being so ballsy and then having MORE balls to give that shit eatin’ grin in her mugshot! She’s just priceless!
I do hope her hubby heals well.
Hope she doesn’t plea out. Love to see them find a jury try and decide what - [if any] - punishment she should get! (unless it’s an all male jury… then she’s fucked! lol)
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philly_phan
Oct 11, 2008 at 7:17 pm -LMAO @ boils a weiner, she sure did…he probably deserved it!
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Peeperann
Oct 12, 2008 at 8:30 pm -I’m with you! Sorry he’s hurt,(unless he deserved it) But damn, have you ever seen somone so happy in a mug shot?
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tray-bay-bay
Oct 12, 2008 at 11:11 pm -http://www.bradenton.com/847/story/942449.html
This story says she suspected him of cheating AND he didn’t come home the night before. I think I really like Maverna. I’d love to party with her!
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claddaghgirl
Oct 13, 2008 at 10:38 am -okaaaay, is it bad to wanna high five her? Glad he’s not dead. But wow. Just, wow!
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jenjen0135
Oct 13, 2008 at 3:40 pm -Nah! I saw that purty lipstick, and the tears through that big ol grin and I just knew she needed a big hug!
There had to be a HELLUVA reason she went to this extreme!
Besides a little drinky-drink, and a cheatin’ ass SOB!
Woohhhhooo!
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mousygirl
Oct 13, 2008 at 11:36 pm -omg. best. mugshot. ever.
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WryBread
Oct 13, 2008 at 11:46 pm -I knew a woman who battered an entire house that her boyfriend owned when she found he was cheating and then took lipstick and wrote a final message on the mirror — don’t know if it was purple lipstick.
It is. This woman should be a model or in commercials. She just has likeability written on her face.
I would be afraid to be her friend, however, suppose she got mad at me?
I guess the guideline would be to never take a nap at her house.
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Maggie Mae
Oct 14, 2008 at 12:17 am -Ditto. I’m feeling way guilty about it, but that grin in her mugshot got me laughing REALLY hard.
I really would like some details about why she went to such lengths to make her point…
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jenjen0135
Oct 14, 2008 at 10:04 am -hahahahaha–I’m sure Maverna could write a book!
“Quit screwin’ round on me or I’ll boil yer weiner!”
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porcelain
Oct 18, 2008 at 11:17 am -ah ha
he was cheating and did not come home the night before
That explains everything!
I know she handled it poorly but I still love this woman..she’s got balls (no pun intended)
This was posted October 9th
http://www.bradenton.com/847/story/942449.html
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BluExtacy
Oct 18, 2008 at 11:41 am -Burgundy?
omfg hahahahaaaahhh!!!
yeah i kinda want to too lol!
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ecvmanzo
Nov 17, 2008 at 4:21 pm -I know, I know a man was hurt badly in this story. But just look at that mug shot. I just can’t help but laugh! She looks like she enjoyed the entire thing. Makes that phrase “sleep with one eye open” kind of necessary, huh?
Hey we should start awarding funny mug shots. Maverna is the grand prize winner!
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