Maverna Turay Boils A Weiner
October 10, 2008 by Morbid
Unfortunately it was attached to her husband.
BRADENTON, Fla. – It has not been made quite clear what prompted Maverna to do what she did, but she was so mad at her husband, that while he was sleeping, Maverna Theresa Turay, 52, poured a pot of boiling water on to his groin. He then ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911.
He was later taken to a burn unit suffering from second degree burns. Maverna, on the other hand, was charged with aggravated battery with great bodily harm and is currently being held on $7,500 bond. She has not given a reason for her actions, aside from stating she had been drinking beer.
I love the mugshot. It kind of answers the question of if she is remorseful or not.
1:32 pm on October 10th, 2008
She does seem pleased with herself doesn’t she?
She looks like she just won the damn Publisher’s clearing house.
1:40 pm on October 10th, 2008
Owwww. Oh, shit.
Sugarglider – Had she deep fried it, you may have a copyright infringement.
1:43 pm on October 10th, 2008
ROFL porcelain!
wonder if she found out he was cheating on her or something.
gonna google her name to see if she won the lottery…cuz damn, she looks happy!
1:51 pm on October 10th, 2008
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/09/florida-woman-arrested-burning-husband-groin/
Says she was drinking. Maybe she wanted some weiner and her was sleeping. I know when I’ve been drinking I get a little frisky with my hubby. Not frisky enough to burn his junk, but still…
2:37 pm on October 10th, 2008
This seems like the kinda thing you give multiple charges for,even though it was one act…DAMN…Vile… If a man did this to his wifes chest out of no where,and than got a mugshot like that,he would be written off crazieass insane for life!… *agrivated battery,sexual assault,domestic violence…and i dunno…attack on the fuckin’ sleeping!?!?*…yikes
2:41 pm on October 10th, 2008
She sure does!! Lovin’ her purple lipstick!
Poor hubby, that’s gotta hurt!
3:09 pm on October 10th, 2008
That picture tells us this is a lady who enjoys cooking!
3:35 pm on October 10th, 2008
Looks like Mrs. Jefferson finally got fed up with George!
http://isabelsanford.tv/images/jeffersons.jpg
3:39 pm on October 10th, 2008
Now that I think about it.
This lady should replace the “Pine sol” lady.
She’d do a much better job.
A grin like that should be commercialized.
5:01 pm on October 10th, 2008
Yeah, it’s a big smile and all, but her teeth seem clenched, her eyes look red rimmed and swollen. She looks like a woman who’s hysterical. In that manic, grinning, sobbing way. I guess he’s lucky she wasn’t more of the stabby sort.
5:30 pm on October 10th, 2008
I think she looks calm, cool, and collected, considering the circumstances.
In a maniac kind of way.
Anyone who bothers to put on lipstick for her mugshot is pretty composed.
In an “I just burned my dude’s dick off” kind of way.
I think her eyes are swollen cause she’s crunk.
And, because, cool, calm, collected, crunk, dick-burner-offer that she is, she has probably been laughing her ass off.
6:23 pm on October 10th, 2008
I don’t even have a penis and I did the owie leg squeeze guys do when crotch shots are mentioned.
6:44 pm on October 10th, 2008
wow. just wow. that is awesome. and she is proud of it too!
8:03 pm on October 10th, 2008
lmao @ the mugshot AND story (feeling a lil guilty about that too, but hey, he’s ok)
8:10 pm on October 10th, 2008
I can’t stop laughing. My stomachs muscles say a big FUCK YOU for the boiling wiener title. How the hell did I miss this?
Add in her passion pink lipstick with her cheesetastic smile and I’m about to hyperventilate.
8:17 pm on October 10th, 2008
I don’t know……but I kind of love this lady.
1:11 am on October 11th, 2008
She got it all wrong… You don’t drink the beer, you boil the weiner in the beer.
Beer Brats are the best!
Signed,
Ron
6:19 am on October 11th, 2008
I was thinking the same thing, ya know you gotta do what ya gotta do.
Feel like posting her bond and naming my kid after her.
10:17 am on October 11th, 2008
You know, I can’t help but smile at this one. What she did was terrible, but on the other hand, I have to wonder what on earth he did to make her that mad. Women don’t typically just get drunk and dump scalding water on their husbands’ most private parts. Usually any violence done to the penis is a retaliation for some sexual wrongdoing, like infidelity or rape. If that’s the case, then good for her.
This reminds me of an incident that happened in my father’s hometown long before I was born. There was this man who was always cheating on his wife and she handled it with dignified stoicism until one day, she went to the doctor and found out that she’d contracted gonorrhea from her cheating rat of a husband. After being treated for it, she went home and superglued his hand to his penis while he was sleeping. By the time the doctors were able to remove it, everyone in that tiny, close-knit community knew all about it, to his humiliation. He never cheated on her again.
Of course, if the lady in my father’s hometown had cut her unfaithful husband’s penis off or dumped boiling water on it, she would have been in serious trouble because he’d be the victim then, not her. Perhaps the lady in this article should have stuck to the superglue, eh? No pun intended. Ah, who am I kidding? The pun was totally intended.
10:31 am on October 11th, 2008
OMFG!
Between the story and the comments… I had to stop and wipe my eyes! I mean… I guess part of me feels bad for this guy… but the majority of me wants to give this lady some kind of award for being so ballsy and then having MORE balls to give that shit eatin’ grin in her mugshot! She’s just priceless!
I do hope her hubby heals well.
Hope she doesn’t plea out. Love to see them find a jury try and decide what – [if any] – punishment she should get! (unless it’s an all male jury… then she’s fucked! lol)
7:17 pm on October 11th, 2008
LMAO @ boils a weiner, she sure did…he probably deserved it!
8:30 pm on October 12th, 2008
I’m with you! Sorry he’s hurt,(unless he deserved it) But damn, have you ever seen somone so happy in a mug shot?
11:11 pm on October 12th, 2008
http://www.bradenton.com/847/story/942449.html
This story says she suspected him of cheating AND he didn’t come home the night before. I think I really like Maverna. I’d love to party with her!
10:38 am on October 13th, 2008
okaaaay, is it bad to wanna high five her? Glad he’s not dead. But wow. Just, wow!
3:40 pm on October 13th, 2008
Nah! I saw that purty lipstick, and the tears through that big ol grin and I just knew she needed a big hug!
There had to be a HELLUVA reason she went to this extreme!
Besides a little drinky-drink, and a cheatin’ ass SOB!
Woohhhhooo!
11:36 pm on October 13th, 2008
omg. best. mugshot. ever.
11:46 pm on October 13th, 2008
I knew a woman who battered an entire house that her boyfriend owned when she found he was cheating and then took lipstick and wrote a final message on the mirror — don’t know if it was purple lipstick.
It is. This woman should be a model or in commercials. She just has likeability written on her face.
I would be afraid to be her friend, however, suppose she got mad at me?
I guess the guideline would be to never take a nap at her house.
12:17 am on October 14th, 2008
Ditto. I’m feeling way guilty about it, but that grin in her mugshot got me laughing REALLY hard.
I really would like some details about why she went to such lengths to make her point…
10:04 am on October 14th, 2008
hahahahaha–I’m sure Maverna could write a book!
“Quit screwin’ round on me or I’ll boil yer weiner!”
11:17 am on October 18th, 2008
ah ha
he was cheating and did not come home the night before
That explains everything!
I know she handled it poorly but I still love this woman..she’s got balls (no pun intended)
This was posted October 9th
http://www.bradenton.com/847/story/942449.html
11:41 am on October 18th, 2008
Burgundy?
omfg hahahahaaaahhh!!!
yeah i kinda want to too lol!
4:21 pm on November 17th, 2008
I know, I know a man was hurt badly in this story. But just look at that mug shot. I just can’t help but laugh! She looks like she enjoyed the entire thing. Makes that phrase “sleep with one eye open” kind of necessary, huh?
Hey we should start awarding funny mug shots. Maverna is the grand prize winner!
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