1. Just because you are a bitch doesn’t mean that anyone else agrees with you.
2. Bitching more does not entitle you to anything in particular except to become ugly and intolerable to everyone.
3. Waking up at 6AM and dictating a to-do list, then stabbing your husband if he doesn’t do it is…well, it’s a crime. It’s called ‘attempted murder’, and you’ll earn the privilege of spending time with a large group of hormonally synchronized women in a concrete world where exactly nobody will give the smallest crap about your list.

Think about that.

Hmmmm where is my steak knife?

That thing on the side of her face is a parasitic twin. It’s telling her what to do with it’s psychic mind control.

Haa haa haa…gross!!! I really tried not to look at it, but MOLEY, MOLEY, MOLEY, MOLE!!!!!! Sorry a little Austin Powers humor

You know we wouldn’t need honey do lists, if men just had the incentive to think about what needs done and do it….It’s not like we enjoy cleaning the bathroom……

I can totally see this woman’s evil “I’m gonna shank you fucker!” face.

I would have gone the exlax muffin route myself. Nothing says fuck you like a nice case of the shits.

Here’s what I want to know.  Why on earth would anyone be awake and writing to-do lists early enough that the stabbing is done by SIX IN THE MORNING?  I mean, I have often had to have my happy self to work by six, but I am certainly not awake enough to have household honey-do conferences before that time.  Were they up all night fighting?  Was this a list started the day before, and bedtime was simply intermission?

OK, I’m a real bitch in the morning so I’m going to go easy on this chick. She must be bitchy too. Something is wrong with me to find this article worthy of snickering!

The dumbass hubby probably gave his response in that typical “Yes Hunny” condescending way. Or maybe he did that mock “Yap Yap Yap” with his hand.

GUYS! You don’t do that EVER…lol Especially at 6:00 am. If you want to make wifey happy, don’t say a word. Just take the hunny-do-list and say “K”. Nothing more, nothing less. You don’t even have to put the O in front of the K. That would risk saying too much. We truly aren’t soliciting a response. One syllable will suffice – so we know you heard us. If we wanted a response we would have asked you for sex. We don’t want grumbles, mumbles and/or moans either. OK? OK! And you will be steak knife free!

South Salt Lake, UT – Jennifer Lynn Melvin, 27, got very upset on Thursday morning.  She’d gotten up very early and made her husband a to-do list, detailing the things she wanted her man to get done that day.  Apparently Mr. Melvin, whose name has not been released, did not think Jennifer’s to-do list was relevant to his interests, and an altercation ensued.

I would so not have patience for this. Maybe it is just as well I have never married.

Now, if only men could start thinking of housework as an important part of foreplay, much would be won. After all, if you are exhausted from cleaning and clearing and being treated like a drudge all day, you are certainly not going to feel sexy and up to it by the time you get to bed……

let’s face it, no matter how much practice men have – they NEVER hit the toilet!

Not true, I’m like a special forces sniper in the bathroom, but its more likely its cause I really hate pee, not because I’m neat. I grew up with an obsessively neat father and a very messy mother who delights in leaving papers and things about to annoy my father. I ended up average, no socks or trash on the floor but I might leave the junk mail on the coffee table for a few days. If I get married one day I will remeber this thread, it could save me from a steak knife, or a chain saw enema!

My ex husband was just like this…many a day I wanted to give him a chainsaw enema.

I just yelled to my husband, what you had written, (after previously reading the story to him)………

He replied, “hold on honey, I am putting your laundry in the dryer…..”

LMAO….

LOL
Smart man really!

I don’t think I’ve got the energy to get stabby at 6. Maybe by 9…

My ex husband was just like this…many a day I wanted to give him a chainsaw enema.

I just yelled to my husband, what you had written, (after previously reading the story to him)………

He replied, “hold on honey, I am putting your laundry in the dryer…..”

LMAO….

On a serious note..I am a volunteer at a local DV shelter….and group therapy program, after years ago, being a resident and attendee of both, after three years of intensive therapy…….I can pretty much quote the facts, face the facts and assist others facing situations.

That said, clearly this is a dysfunctional couple. They need to stay away from each other. This is a no win situation. ( and while there were times in my own life that I would have loved to take a steak knife to a specific abuser, there is NO way).

Not a knife, this woman did not stab this man over past abuse, no way. Most women learn early on that you DO not fight back, it only makes it worse…….this is the reality……

Those women who go to such extremes generally use a gun….see, a women in a DV situation, that is horribly out of control, and who is facing sure death, will rely on the weapon of choice that promises he will not come back after her……..that he will not ever have the opportunity to return…….

To get back together we had to in therapy make a list of all that needed to be done and who would take responsibility for it. Now we’ve fallen away from it but I see him as being more well intentioned now and have no homicidal tendencies.

I could see her coming after me with a steak knife