Salem, NH - Laura Lasorsa, 38, was on her way to pick up her husband from work on Monday evening when she took a little nap. Lasorsa was driving along with her two children in the back seat when she suddenly pulled into a parking lot near a Salem school. With the car still in drive and her foot on the brake pedal, Lasorsa apparently decided to catch a little shut-eye. After awhile, the kids couldn’t get Lasorsa to wake up. She was so drunk she’d passed out behind the wheel.
Talk about tragedy narrowly averted. Lasorsa’s children, a nine year old girl and five year old boy, figured out that Mommy was drunk again and managed to get out of the car. They went up to a chain link fence and yelled until a woman noticed them and came over to ask what was wrong. The children told the woman that their mom was passed out drunk and they couldn’t get her to wake up. The woman, who thankfully was a nice person and not a child molester or crazy kidnapper, called the police.
Police arrived at the lot to find Laura Lasorsa still snoring, blissfully unaware that her children were no longer in the vehicle. The car was still in drive. Her foot, fortunately, did not slip off the brake.
Police sent an officer to pick up Mr. Lasorsa at work so he could take the children and the car home. And while the father is not suspected of any crime, the Department of Youth and Family Services got a little phone call for follow-up, because children who tell total strangers “Oh, Mommy’s passed out drunk again” are probably not in a stable home environment.
Lasorsa was arrested and charged with two counts of child endangerment and aggravated driving while intoxicated. She has an arraignment scheduled for November 3.
22 responses so far ↓
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CassieMomma
Sep 25, 2008 at 11:14 am -Thankfully there was no accident, but agreeded kids shouldn’t know the term “Mommy’s passed out drunk again”. Obviously her chipmunk looking ass has done this before and I’m sure the father is aware of it, maybe CPS should be looking for another place for these kids to stay.
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RockRGrl
Sep 25, 2008 at 12:23 pm -It really is amazing nothing tragic happened! Thank Jeebus!
And that mugshot kills me!
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April
Sep 25, 2008 at 1:33 pm -Whoa - That is a dumbass right there. I’m all for a glass of wine ofter the boy as gone to bed - But NEVER would I get drunk in front of him and NEVER would I get in a car with him. Stupid bitch. She should kiss her own ass and thank God that she didn’t kill anyone.
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CassieMomma
Sep 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm -And not only do we have to worry about the dangers of driving drunk with these kids, but what if someone would of kidnapped them while she was passed out drunk in the parking lot.
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RevAnne
Sep 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm -She looks like Quagmire.
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CassieMomma
Sep 25, 2008 at 3:02 pm -LOL…that is so funny and true. Oh that made my day.
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Lilbay
Sep 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm -It is a damn shame that these kids would have the know how to get out and tell someone Mom is Drunk. Not what Most kids would think. Most would say that she is sick or something and be afraid. These two are smart and I think are going to make it just fine.
As far as Dad I can not say I really would blame him. There are MANY suburban couples who hide the facts regarding a family member having a drinking problem Obviously these kids have seen Mom drunk but i am betting that it has never happened in a situation where the kids were placed in danger. Lets Hope like hell Dad will toss Mom in Rehab and give her an ultimatum. Maybe even better he will come to his senses and dump that dimwit
her head looks 3 times too big for her neck that must be true love why else would a man stick with something that looks like that and stays drunk and puts his kids in danger?
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CassieMomma
Sep 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm -You really think this is the 1st time and the Dad didn’t know? Kids are pretty smart and they catch on quick, I have to disagree I think this has been going on long enough for him to know. It says that she was picking him up from work, so does that mean they only have one car? Did she loose a job being an alcholic and they are on a financial strain? I mean we don’t know and I am just speculating, but I am pretty close to an alcoholic and they loose a lot and family and friends know. Just throwing an idea out there for thought.
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SoUncool
Sep 25, 2008 at 4:13 pm -Next we will see her on Intervention. I’m thinking it was the steroid / drinky combo cocktail that did her in. She’s either on steroids or a transplant recipient. Thank goodness they take the mug shots AFTER the anal cavity search. Much more interesting photos.
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mishdabrat
Sep 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm -Jayzus mary n joseph! That’s the most hideous mugshot! A walking talking Q-tip?
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Concerned Citizen
Sep 25, 2008 at 7:49 pm -Ahahaha! Giggity giggity goo!
Her ass is damn sure awake now, isn’t it?
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dammitall
Sep 25, 2008 at 8:35 pm -She ought to quit holding her breath. Her head’s about to explode.
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nadine
Sep 26, 2008 at 5:24 am -I am thankful also nothing happened tragedy to those children, they were smart to get help
she, on the other hand, what a stupid idiot and she looks like she ate the chipmnunks and their nuts!!!!
DUMB ASS
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grandma
Sep 26, 2008 at 7:28 am -You have got to be kidding me???
What an idiot!!! It could have been much worse than what it was!!! Thank God that woman was kind and didn’t hurt the kids!!!
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claddaghgirl
Sep 26, 2008 at 9:05 am -What’s with the lollipop head?
Stupid stupid bitch. Thank God nothing tragic happend.
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silvahalo
Sep 26, 2008 at 10:33 am -Picture girl of the day on how NOT to look and behave like a complete *F* idiot…geez, I am so glad those children are O.K.
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silvahalo
Sep 26, 2008 at 10:33 am -Picture girl of the day on how to look and behave like a complete *F* idiot…geez, I am so glad those children are O.K.
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Jack Shizz
Sep 26, 2008 at 1:21 pm -LOL!!!! good call
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Tricia
Sep 26, 2008 at 7:15 pm -she looks like a chick that was on intervention. she was drinking mouth wash, gallons of it.
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mammasweets
Sep 29, 2008 at 10:40 am -OMGz! (I just wanted to type that)
SO….anyone else notice the mustache? Sexy!
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philly_phan
Oct 13, 2008 at 11:19 am -She looks wide awake in her mugshot! LOL. Was it the cold of the cuffs or the bright flash bulb that woke her ass up?
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Maggie Mae
Oct 18, 2008 at 1:47 pm -Was just wondering if she’d recently had her wisdom teeth removed and left in the cotton, but I like your description much better.
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