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John Ferrell Burkett Had A Really Bad Idea

September 25, 2008 at 8:57 am by  

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John Burkett

NASSAU COUNTY, FL - John Burkett, a man who owns a successful towing company, happens to be going through a nasty divorce. In what he hoped to give him an upper hand in ensuring that he did not lose a good chunk of his assets, he came up with a BRILLIANT plan. He would simply hire some people to plant weapons and drugs in his wife’s car, tip off police and then roll in all his untouched cash as his estranged wife sat in prison for a crime she didn’t commit. Genius! But wait, one small hitch…there couldn’t possibly be anyone dumb enough to help Burkett with his plan, could there?

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Meet Fred Ring. For whatever reason, he thought Burkett’s idea was a great one as well and and decided to take Burkett’s $2,000 to place cocaine and a gun in his wife’s car. But see, Ring wasn’t stupid. Oh no, not at all. He decided to get help.

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Meet Carla Loper and Mark Regan. Burkett offered Roper $1,500 and Regan $300 to do the job for him. Which they did. And man, he got his money’s worth.

When police eventually pulled over Burkett’s estranged wife, after Nassau County Sheriff’s Office says it received a tip about a woman planning a drug transaction, they found cocaine, prescription medication and a gun. Of course she professed her innocence and denied knowing anything about the items. In the process, she informed the police about her divorce and how she thought she was being framed. Police believed her as everything was just a bit too perfect.

It was almost like a Christmas package for a law enforcement finding because you had cocaine and pills, five types of illegal narcotics in this package,” said Nassau County Sheriff Tommy Seagraves.

Burkett was charged with conspiracy to commit armed burlgary and conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice and if found guilty, faces a mandatory 15 year prison sentence. Fred Ring, Carla Loper, and Mark Regan are facing charges of attempted burglary-conspiracy and solicitation. All four are currently out of jail. What’s  up with Regan, btw. $300 dollars?

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  • Peeperann

    OMG, it’s the three stooges, on crack!! Stupid Fuckers………

  • Peeperann

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  • Peeperann

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  • silvahalo

    ha, ha, stupid putz all of them! a perfect crime NOT… a perfect example of how not to stage a crime…not that I know anything about that just too many movies I guess.
    Glad to see they got caught, dumbnuts!

  • silvahalo

    ha, ha, stupid putz all of them! a perfect crime NOT… a perfect example of how not to stage a crime…not that I know anything about that just too many movies I guess.
    Glad to see they got caught, dumbnuts!

  • silvahalo

    ha, ha, stupid putz all of them! a perfect crime NOT… a perfect example of how not to stage a crime…not that I know anything about that just too many movies I guess.
    Glad to see they got caught, dumbnuts!

  • grandma

    What a bunch of idiots!!!….URGH!!

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    What a bunch of idiots!!!….URGH!!

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    Smart wife to divorce that Jackass!

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    Smart wife to divorce that Jackass!

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    Smart wife to divorce that Jackass!

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    OMG, it’s the three stooges, on crack!! Stupid Fuckers………

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Where do people come up with these stupid ass ideas?? At least the cops there were smart enough to check into her story, around where I live, she would have went down in flames. Kudos to the cops!! (for once) lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/shelsspace ShelBelle

    OMG, it’s the three stooges, on crack!! Stupid Fuckers………

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Where do people come up with these stupid ass ideas?? At least the cops there were smart enough to check into her story, around where I live, she would have went down in flames. Kudos to the cops!! (for once) lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/shelsspace ShelBelle

    OMG, it’s the three stooges, on crack!! Stupid Fuckers………

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Where do people come up with these stupid ass ideas?? At least the cops there were smart enough to check into her story, around where I live, she would have went down in flames. Kudos to the cops!! (for once) lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/shelsspace ShelBelle

    OMG, it’s the three stooges, on crack!! Stupid Fuckers………

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Where do people come up with these stupid ass ideas?? At least the cops there were smart enough to check into her story, around where I live, she would have went down in flames. Kudos to the cops!! (for once) lol

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    I thought that Beavis and Butthead worked alone…Guess I was wrong…

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  • knotme

    Don’t you just love it when dumb nuts get caught…. I’m loving this!!  Hope, the little lady buys a new house, car and a boy toy!!

  • knotme

    Don’t you just love it when dumb nuts get caught…. I’m loving this!!  Hope, the little lady buys a new house, car and a boy toy!!

  • knotme

    Don’t you just love it when dumb nuts get caught…. I’m loving this!!  Hope, the little lady buys a new house, car and a boy toy!!

  • knotme

    Don’t you just love it when dumb nuts get caught…. I’m loving this!!  Hope, the little lady buys a new house, car and a boy toy!!