Ashley Bell & Chris Swank Accessorize Poorly
September 23, 2008 by Lizard
Laurel, DE – People accessorize everything these days. It used to be all about a snazzy purse and pair of shoes, but now we spend big bucks on making our homes look just right, we buy clever covers for our laptops and MP3 players, and we even accessorize our vehicles. There are doodads to hang on the rearview, funny faces to attach to the antenna, stickers to put in the back window. And to take your pick-up truck’s redneck quotient to the nth degree, a rebel flag and gun rack won’t cut it any more — now you must opt for the trailer hitch testicles, available in a variety of finishes (and lighted!). However, Christopher Swank and Ashley Bell are doing their best to break all standards for trailer hitch decoration. They’ve been using Bell’s 2-year-old son.Â
Earlier this year, someone observed Swank, 24, driving a pick-up truck on private property; in the passenger seat was his 20-year-old girlfriend Bell. And being forced to hold onto the truck hitch while Swank accelerated the vehicle was Bell’s toddler son. The boy would hold onto the hitch until the truck sped up enough that the child would fall onto the gravel driveway. Although Bell was confronted at the time, the witness reported seeing injuries to the toddler in the ensuing months. Further, investigation revealed that Bell and Swank had subjected the boy to this unusual treatment on multiple occasions.
According to Bell’s most recently accessed MySpace profile (she has five that have been identified), she is the mother of three boys — Connier, Blake, and JC — while Swank has at least one son — Gavin — and she and Swank “do everything together w/ our 4 boys.” So maybe the trailer hitch maneuver is a cheap form of entertainment for the family (”BoysBoys reviews
! Guess what! TimeTime reviews
for the Trailer Hitch Game!”), although it also could be a creative method of discipline (”Son, you hit your brother, get on out to the truck while I grab the keys”). Whatever the case may be, any situation that involves a small child standing right behind an idling vehicle while his caregivers are in the cab preparing to accelerate has all the earmarks of a tragedy waiting to happen, wouldn’t you say?
Law enforcement apparently were a little concerned, too, and they arrested Swank last Wednesday and Bell on FridayFriday reviews. Swank is currently facing one count and Bell is currently facing five counts of felony reckless endangering, but more charges may be forthcoming. The two-year-old is now in his father’s custody.
Unamused Cat’s covering this case over in her litterbox in the forums.
7:15 am on September 23rd, 2008
WTH???
Incomprehensible! I don’t even know what to say to this! Where.. or HOW does anyone even remotely think this is OK to do? For ANY reason!?
Thank God the children survived in this one. The outcome could have been sooooo much different.
8:21 am on September 23rd, 2008
20 YRS OLD & 3 KIDS??????? PLUS HIS KID??? OMG!!
more proof that fucking requires no brain. poor kids.
her myspace says it all. SO SO SAD.
9:07 am on September 23rd, 2008
According to her myspace, she is pregnant now with #4, wtf is wrong with people?!!!
9:11 am on September 23rd, 2008
WTF!!!!OMG Thank goodness he is ok was it just the 2-year old or all 4 kids? because it only mentions the 2 year old being back with the bio dad!
9:30 am on September 23rd, 2008
Well this here is what we call a breeder! Her myspace says she’s also got another baby on the way! Holy crap! She doesn’t like the ones she has so she has more?
9:58 am on September 23rd, 2008
I’m speechless. What kind of sick bastard mind comes up with this?
10:03 am on September 23rd, 2008
Raised by wolves, I vote for sterilization.
10:24 am on September 23rd, 2008
WTH??? And she has another one on the way?? Stupid stupid stupid!!
And also stupid, witness who saw this and didn’t call police right then. Say’s they’ve saw alot of this over months??? Come on you idiots get with the plan the first time you see something………..
10:52 am on September 23rd, 2008
I have a really good idea for these two as accessories… Let’s hang HIS testicles from the ball hitch and see how he fares afterward.. What fuckin retards.
11:44 am on September 23rd, 2008
Ditto – for both of them
12:03 pm on September 23rd, 2008
These are Ashley’s most recent comments to her “best friend” Chelsey – who is 18 and pregnant with her first.
Did the grandparents suspect something? I hope Ashley’s children never have the misfortune of being in her custody, and that the baby she is carrying is taken at birth.
Well – I can’t get them to stay on my post, but as of 9/14 she was no longer living with her parents and is now living with POS Chris. Her parents have 2 of the kids and someone else has the 3rd (maybe the child’s daddy).
Someone must have been catching on that these two idiots were up to something. Thank God.
12:29 pm on September 23rd, 2008
BIRTH CONTROL!!!! Hold it between your knees tightly if you don’t want to swallow the little pill. It will help…
In my mind I wonder if this is some form of redneck truck skiing – like water skiing but different?? YIKES!
12:53 pm on September 23rd, 2008
Yet… another who speaks/types like the uneducated “hick” she’s turned out to be…(Taken from her myspace)
(Italics are my contribution) Yep.. they sure do everything together… right down to the “Toddler Pull” event. And this guy is the “best” she’s been with? Damn….
Its me Ashley, I live in laurel wit my hubby..I have three boys..Connier and Blake and jc,and i also have a step son gavin..They are my world..My life has been ruff for da past week but its goin to get better here soon and i cant wait b.c i cant take much more stress..I dont know wat i would do w/ out my babi he has been here for me da whole time..We have only been together for 7 months but its been a great 7 months he is da best he is better then da rest iv been w/ and were goin to be together forever..We do everything together w/ our 4 boys..we have a great relationship we get along so good..We have a great life..
I been in some crazy relationships, but they have made me stronger. I have a great sister named Dani. She has blessed with a handsome nephew named Jr, and a gorgeous neice named Kaylei, whom i love to death. I have the bestest friend in the world, her name is Chelsey Dawn. We’ve been threw everything n she has always been here for me and never let me down. I love her to death. Shes the god mom of my children, and the one im carrying.
1:38 pm on September 23rd, 2008
I wanna smack that stupid ass grin right off her stupid ass face.
2:13 pm on September 23rd, 2008
What the hell is she smiling about?
2:55 pm on September 23rd, 2008
Zibarro, I too am speechless! Matter of fact, this story has made me want to vomit….pieces of shit!
3:13 pm on September 23rd, 2008
I know! And I agree with the other posters — WHAT could she possibly have to smile about? I’m beginning to think she’s a few clowns short of a circus here….
Imp and Morbid… If you do decide to begin a “Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award”…. these 2 should be nominated right along with Guido and mommy (Da Hitlisters!)
The category/award for these 2 should be “Creative Stupidity” (I think this is a “first” for this particular type of “discipline”)
I mean… how’d that conversation go?
Her: “Babi… little ___ don’t want to take a nap”
Him: “I got a idear… let’s make him hold on to the truck hitch and run behind us out in yonder field till he can’t help but pass out”
Her: “You’re my hero! You got the bestest idears.”
They probably think since they didn’t hit their child/children… it ain’t abuse! (slang done purposely) I can just hear the “whoops” and “Yee haws” coming from the cab of the truck as they drove off…. sick!
4:20 pm on September 23rd, 2008
“Loves being a mommy”? Yeah, right! She doesn’t know the first thing about being a mom…except maybe how to make a baby. Blech! I’m so sick and tired of morons reproducing. At least learn how to read and write properly before spreading your legs.
This has really got me thinking about sex education in school. Some people think it drives children to have sex, but I think that’s completely false. Quite a bit of the junk they teach in highschool is completely irrelevant to real life. It seems as if there needs to be more concentration on family planning and money matters.
4:47 pm on September 23rd, 2008
I agree. What is it that compels these girls/women to pop out baby after baby after baby in yearly succession?? Especially since they either can’t afford them, they all have different daddies or they actually aren’t even raising the first few!
Don’t they get a clue after the FIRST one just how these babies are coming into being? Doesn’t ANYONE try to inform them about birth control after the first baby they can’t afford?
She’s having baby number 5 for heaven’s sake!!!
7:11 pm on September 23rd, 2008
Her children look a little scared in most of the pictures she has up of them.
Under one of the little boys pictures she writes “Hes def a picture baby”, I wonder what she means by that.
7:24 pm on September 23rd, 2008
I think she thinks he’s photogenic. He’s cute and all…. but photogenic?
Maybe it would help if the person behind the camera knew what the fuck THEY were doing! ALL those pics suck (as far as quality) and there sure ain’t many of them!
7:54 pm on September 23rd, 2008
Oooh
::feels stupid::
I guess I’m slow today…
Thank you for clearing that up for me
I was like “wait, he’s deaf too?” lol
Duur
8:44 pm on September 23rd, 2008
OMFG! I have tears in my eyes now! You cracked me up!!!
Don’t blame yourself tho… it’s that damned MySpace speak… grrrrr!
9:35 pm on September 23rd, 2008
i think she’s smiling becuz she is just that stupid……
ooooooo camera!!!…..say cheese!!!
pure ignorance
9:42 pm on September 23rd, 2008
Is that how they talk in DE?? Too funny!! tee-hee.
Okay – But’s what’s the dumb shit look on his face? He’d better worry about keeping his back to the wall and wipe that “slopey eyed” look off of his face. BTW, is it me or does his head shape make him look like a penis?? Nope. He doesn’t look like one. He is one.
2:23 am on September 24th, 2008
Hey, Hey, Hey… watch the wolf characterizations, huh? Wolves would have been MUCH better parents to the little ones, than those two. Sterilization? Hmmm… time to fire up those “Weed Whackers” & Chainsaws.
12:29 pm on September 24th, 2008
This pisses me off so much! I’ve literally been bending over backwards trying to get pregnant again and this fucking cunt can get knocked up by the village idiot just sneezing on her.
It just doesn’t seem fair that these ignorant bitches can be blessed with beautiful children so they can abuse them or worse, kill them.
1:55 pm on September 24th, 2008
They don’t call it “Slower Delaware” for nuthin’, folks!
(And she looks like she’s trying to take a dump, IMHO)
12:49 am on September 25th, 2008
With the “lovely” blue background, I’m guessing that’s her drivers license picture instead of her mugshot.
9:31 am on September 25th, 2008
On her myspace she has…
“One of a Kind, you’ll never find one quite like me”
….humfph…Thank God for that!!! She is such a wack job!!! Was this a game to her and her goofball husband???…
6:03 am on September 29th, 2008
Where are her eyebrows? She reminds me of a troll doll. He looks like he is doing his best impression of “The Rock” (WWE ex-wrestler) with the one raised eyebrow (at least he has them) .
1:04 pm on October 5th, 2008
20 year old with 3 kids? Nice.
Both of these people look like they’re lacking some brain power. I mean, I realize they’re no scientific validity to what I’m about to say, but they actually *look* stupid.
8:34 am on October 6th, 2008
and whats up with the “Child Erotica” on her page? in the niece/nephew folder on her myspace there is a picture that at least i think is rather suggestive. But maybe it’s just me.
9:48 am on October 6th, 2008
I think it’s just you. I looked and there are only 2 pics. A baby on a lap in a blanket and someone trying to sit a baby on a child’s lap and that child is topless (not unusual)
Had both been naked or posed in some suggestive way I’d see your point… but I don’t see that in these photos.
11:26 am on October 13th, 2008
i sent her a msg on MS…we’ll see
12:40 pm on October 18th, 2008
That MySpace page has been deleted, damnit. I was all het up and ready to offer some “well-meaning advice.”
11:24 pm on April 25th, 2009
Ass-lay Bell and Criss-cross Swanky…. I call you names only because I can’t beat the shit out of your ignorant asses. Stupid people piss me off!!!
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