Constance and Guido Boldini Put Out A Hit
September 22, 2008 by Morbid
Constance and Guido Boldini
KEENE, N.H. - Seriously, ALL hitmen are cops. This lesson was learned recently by 76-year-old Constance Boldini and her son, 42-year-old Guido Anthony Boldini. They have been charged with soliciting a hitman to kill a person named only as M.H. Of course, as usual, the hitman was actually an undercover policeman.
The pair offered the man $10,000 to kill M.H. by the weekend. Police have not stated who M.H. is, what their relationship is with the two, or why they wanted M.H. dead. The affidavit states that they provided a good deal of info on M.H., her address, vehicles M.H. drove, and photographs. That doesn’t seem like some people just fucking around.
Now, the AP reported that the Boldini’s next door neighbor is 36-year-old Michelle Hudon. She is also the girlfriend of Guido Boldini who just happened to have Guido served with a restraining order back in MarchMarch reviews
of 2007, claiming he was violent towards her and her son. Hmmmmm.
Luckily, an unknown acquaintance of the mother-son duo alerted police of their plan, allowing them to set up a sting using a member of the New Hampshire Drug Task Force. The two are currently in jail, each being held on $250,000 cash bail.
Their names are perfect for this, though. They make this story seem like an episode of the Sopranos.
10:03 am on September 22nd, 2008
Duh. Since when is a hitman NOT an undercover cop?
These 2 take the “Stupid Criminal Of The Week Award” in my book! “Dee Dee Dee”!
Just wonder wtf MH could have done to initiate such hatred? A restraining order? Doubtful unless there are kids involved too.
Can’t wait to hear a bit more on this. Always curious about why people seek out “hitmen” (besides being complete cowards)
Totally agree on the “Soprano’s” thing. Too rich!
10:21 am on September 22nd, 2008
Like he wouoldn’t be the first person the cops looked at!
10:24 am on September 22nd, 2008
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=327060966
Wow, this must be her. Her myspace mood is “stalked”.
I did think the story sounded somewhat Sopranoish except these two are obviously dumb and dumber.
10:42 am on September 22nd, 2008
Things that make you go Hmmmmm……
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=327060966&albumID=0&imageID=60431
“Guido v Guido”??
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=327060966&albumID=0&imageID=61675
“Guido’s Sunday”??
I’d say they must have been somewhat close. I don’t put pics of my neighbors on my myspace unless I know them pretty darn well.
11:09 am on September 22nd, 2008
Scary, could you imagine getting a knock on the door from the cops for that one. “Excuse me M.H. we have reason to believe someone is trying to have you killed”. I don’t think I would be the same person after that. Good thing for that acquaintance that alerted the police or it could of turned out a lot worse. Damn.
11:23 am on September 22nd, 2008
Agreed. Seriously Morbid and Imp, we need to start a weekly contest for the stupidest criminal…….
12:27 pm on September 22nd, 2008
Dumb shits!
1:16 pm on September 22nd, 2008
She has a son……
1:28 pm on September 22nd, 2008
Yes… I did finally see that. Actually, she has 3 or 4 of them! Her myspace has pictures… and good ole’ Guido is in a couple of them. Now it begs the question… was one of those kids his?
I feel for this woman. If I ever found out someone had put a hit on me… I think my world would shatter. No wonder her myspace says her mood is “stalked”… gee, ya think?
1:48 pm on September 22nd, 2008
Morons!!
1:51 pm on September 22nd, 2008
So is the son, of the dumb duo, the father of one of Michelle’s babies???
I am a little slow today…
2:56 pm on September 22nd, 2008
You and me both, Zibarro. You and me both.
7:03 pm on September 22nd, 2008
it is unbelievable what some people will do to each other. if i was MH, i would be out of there so fast. house up for sale, stuff packed in a uhaul in just a matter of hours…….
9:28 pm on September 22nd, 2008
Yay! My dinky little town made the Demon!
Unfortunately (or fortunately, I suppose) I don’t know these characters although I think the intended victim used to work at a gas station near my house.
She doesn’t seem like the brightest bulb in the lot if her MySpace is any indicator.
10:27 pm on September 22nd, 2008
Don’t they know that if you want someone dead and not get caught they should have consulted Casey Anthony?? Sheeeiiitt. At least they could have gone a couple of months before they had to do any jail time.
2:55 pm on September 24th, 2008
All the more reason why society should protect her from these homicidal maniacs.
5:47 pm on September 24th, 2008
That victim was almost a victim, of murder, if it’d been carried out by true hitmen. Even here on the Demon, that’s a shitty thing to say about someone who’s been stalked. I forgot to quote, but I’m talking of the comment who’s all excited that their lil town is on the Demon.
My mom always told me though, it takes stupidity to know stupidity
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