That’s the best picture this guy ever took.  Trust me.

http://www.myspace.com/thisdadrocks ( No.  no, he doesn’t.)

Brad’s Yahoo Profile ~~   Brad’s “Other” Yahoo Profile

Harleysville, PA – Bradley Scott Shermer, 38, is a kinky, kinky man.  Now I do not care about his procilivities in the bedroom or in front of the camera (more on that later), until he starts hitting on the sixth-grade set.  Which, of course he did, and then some.

Please note, denizens, that if you read on you may learn things you never wanted to know.

I’m not going to link to Brad Shermer’s flickr account here. Neither am I going to link to his X-Peeps account, in which he discusses his micropenis and how he loves to be humiliated for its tiny, under three inch size.  You do not need to see the multiple photos he took of himself.  You don’t wanna know about the tuckback shots, or the CBT pics of Brad Shermer’s miniscule wang trapped in plastic torture devices.  You definitely do not need to see whatever that metal thing was that he had crammed up his hairy, bloated ass.  My eyes.  Oh God, my eyes!

But his desire to be humiliated and sissified would really be fine with me under the Nunya Clause, as in “nunya bizness” -  if he limited his partners to adults.   Problem is, Brad Shermer, who has children of his own, talked dirty to a twelve year old girl and tried to set up meetings so he could molest the child.   Oh, bad idea, Brad.

Shermer met the sixth-grader in a chat room and then began to IM her using – get this – the highly creative user name “bradshermer”.   So it’s not just his penis that’s small.

In the IMs, Brad said things like “My hands are seriously gonna be all over you babe,” and “Gimme about 5 minutes. By then I will have u kissing like the best. tongue and all.”  Okay, ew.  Ew ew ew ew ew.  I’d slap Brad, but he’d like it and beg for more.

The little girl’s parents found the chat and IM logs and did what actual, normal parents do – they flipped out.  Then they contacted the Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Child Predator Unit via their handy-dandy hotline number.  (Just as an aside here, that hotline number is 1-800-385-1044.  Pennsylvians, learn it.  Know it.  Use it if necessary.  It helps guys like Brad Shermer get caught.)

Oh, but wait, you guys.  My story, it gets better.  Or worse.

Federal agents showed up at Brad Shermer’s house on September 16th, with the Pennsylvania State Police and a search warrant in tow.   The agents took four computers and some zip drives, DVDs, and other storage devices.

During that search, agents found a hidden video camera installed in the bedroom of a 13-year old girl.  Who, no doubt, is Shermer’s daughter or stepchild.

So, yeah.  It’s not bad enough he’s online trying to molest the kiddies between humiliation sessions.  This bastard was spying on a child living in his home.   I do not even want to think about what else he was doing to her with that hidden camera set to “record”.

Are you ready to throw this guy into prison forever now?  Yeah, I am.

Brad Shermer is charged with one count of unlawful contact with a minor and one count of criminal use of a computer,  and one count of invasion of privacy.  That’s just to get the ball rolling while the investigation continues, so more charges are very likely.

Shermer was arrested and is being held at the Montgomery County Jail on a $150,000 cash bond, which means that someone has to front the full amount to get his sorry ass out of there.  I am hopeful that won’t happen before more charges are filed.  He’ll be in court for a preliminary hearing on September 23.

Ew.  Just EW. Shermer, Illinois will never be the same for me again.  Thanks, Brad, you tiny-wanged assclown.

Jonboy69 said “goodnight ” to Brad Shermer in our forums, complete with adults-only links not for the faint of heart or eyeballs. Thanks, Jonboy.  I think.