That’s the best picture this guy ever took. Trust me.
http://www.myspace.com/thisdadrocks ( No. no, he doesn’t.)
Harleysville, PA - Bradley Scott Shermer, 38, is a kinky, kinky man. Now I do not care about his procilivities in the bedroom or in front of the camera (more on that later), until he starts hitting on the sixth-grade set. Which, of course he did, and then some.
Please note, denizens, that if you read on you may learn things you never wanted to know.
I’m not going to link to Brad Shermer’s flickr account here. Neither am I going to link to his X-Peeps account, in which he discusses his micropenis and how he loves to be humiliated for its tiny, under three inch size. You do not need to see the multiple photos he took of himself. You don’t wanna know about the tuckback shots, or the CBT pics of Brad Shermer’s miniscule wang trapped in plastic torture devices. You definitely do not need to see whatever that metal thing was that he had crammed up his hairy, bloated ass. My eyes. Oh God, my eyes!
But his desire to be humiliated and sissified would really be fine with me under the Nunya Clause, as in “nunya bizness” - if he limited his partners to adults. Problem is, Brad Shermer, who has children of his own, talked dirty to a twelve year old girl and tried to set up meetings so he could molest the child. Oh, bad idea, Brad.
Shermer met the sixth-grader in a chat room and then began to IM her using - get this - the highly creative user name “bradshermer”. So it’s not just his penis that’s small.
In the IMs, Brad said things like “My hands are seriously gonna be all over you babe,” and “Gimme about 5 minutes. By then I will have u kissing like the best. tongue and all.” Okay, ew. Ew ew ew ew ew. I’d slap Brad, but he’d like it and beg for more.
The little girl’s parents found the chat and IM logs and did what actual, normal parents do - they flipped out. Then they contacted the Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Child Predator Unit via their handy-dandy hotline number. (Just as an aside here, that hotline number is 1-800-385-1044. Pennsylvians, learn it. Know it. Use it if necessary. It helps guys like Brad Shermer get caught.)
Oh, but wait, you guys. My story, it gets better. Or worse.
Federal agents showed up at Brad Shermer’s house on September 16th, with the Pennsylvania State Police and a search warrant in tow. The agents took four computers and some zip drives, DVDs, and other storage devices.
During that search, agents found a hidden video camera installed in the bedroom of a 13-year old girl. Who, no doubt, is Shermer’s daughter or stepchild.
So, yeah. It’s not bad enough he’s online trying to molest the kiddies between humiliation sessions. This bastard was spying on a child living in his home. I do not even want to think about what else he was doing to her with that hidden camera set to “record”.
Are you ready to throw this guy into prison forever now? Yeah, I am.
Brad Shermer is charged with one count of unlawful contact with a minor and one count of criminal use of a computer, and one count of invasion of privacy. That’s just to get the ball rolling while the investigation continues, so more charges are very likely.
Shermer was arrested and is being held at the Montgomery County Jail on a $150,000 cash bond, which means that someone has to front the full amount to get his sorry ass out of there. I am hopeful that won’t happen before more charges are filed. He’ll be in court for a preliminary hearing on September 23.
Ew. Just EW. Shermer, Illinois will never be the same for me again. Thanks, Brad, you tiny-wanged assclown.
Jonboy69 said “goodnight ” to Brad Shermer in our forums, complete with adults-only links not for the faint of heart or eyeballs. Thanks, Jonboy. I think.
35 responses so far ↓
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Stella
Sep 20, 2008 at 9:58 am -Thanks, but no thanks. I need all I need to know. Guess this Brad guy NEVER watches television — now just how many “To Catch a Predator” shows have there been? How many?
Even before I read the article, he reminded me of Scott Peterson, only the ugly version. Now I see, just a different ugly version.
Imp, you just amaze me. How many times did you puke while doing this story?
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impqueen
Sep 20, 2008 at 10:02 am -It’s my new diet plan. Bulimia, the Dreamin’ Demon way!
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mm_classy
Sep 20, 2008 at 10:49 am -I dont even wanna look, or know about the devise he had crammed up his ass, but it’s a good thing he’s been preparing it before his prison stay!
This is just sick on every level!
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Morticia
Sep 20, 2008 at 10:54 am -I have lived a sheltered life. Although I have heard of child molesters before (to catch a predator) sadists and so forth, this folks is bad enough, but to have this desire towards children? Unthinkable.
Then I come across this story and to an eye opening realization. There are people out there that like large shiny objects in places where they just don’t belong.
My milk and cookies imagination immediately thought……what’s large and shiny? Did he place a lamp up there? perhaps a piece of furniture or kitchen appliance of some sort?
The thing is I don’t care. I just feel violated and can’t look at my toaster the same way again.
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WryBread
Sep 20, 2008 at 11:39 am -How does society punish a man who likes to be humiliated? Jail him — he’s got a hard-on under that jumpsuit — let inmates have their way with him — he’s making ecstatic notes for his prison humiliation diary.
I guess we’ll have to praise him! Take out for dinner at a fancy restaurant and have the staff bring him a cake and sing! He’ll be suffering and squirming.
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mm_classy
Sep 20, 2008 at 11:43 am -why oh why was I compelled that I just HAD to go look?!?! UGH!
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MadmamainNC
Sep 20, 2008 at 12:27 pm -Many have seen it and still get caught. Stupid fuckers. I’ve seen some sit there on camera and cry like the little pussy’s that they are.
We should come up with some form of creative punishment for the creeps. Getting ass-rammed in prison would be too much fun for them.
This guy takes the cake though. His boasting about his “lack there of”, reminds me of a Howard Stern show I saw years ago. These fat ugly dudes all stood in line to show off their underdevelopment.
I’m a firm believer in” it’s not the size of the ship but how it rocks”. This dingy however, is playing in the kiddie pool and needs to be sunk.
I mean, Come on Dude! Exercise some humility! But ..well.. he’s a molester so he has none.
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auddie
Sep 20, 2008 at 12:38 pm -*lovingly applying salve & gauze to impie’s eyes*
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solange822001
Sep 20, 2008 at 12:41 pm -Why… just why God? Why did you, in your everloving wisdom, allow me to click on that link? What have I done to deserve your wrath???!!!
*weeps uncontrollaby, runs frantically to the kitchen to pour bleach into retinas*
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Peeperann
Sep 20, 2008 at 12:49 pm -“Gag, splutter, spluttter, spit” It’s definately going to work for me
Poor little girls is all I can say. And thankfully he got caught.
As for punishment? I’m with Wry here. How would you punish him? He is going to like everything we can throw at him. Gag………..
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mpratt
Sep 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm -on the three profiles listed above.. He is
Married
Single
Widow
Fuck, makes me sick
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mjmsepm
Sep 20, 2008 at 2:17 pm -If he wanted someone who would think he was small he should of went for a midget…hell nevermind that wouldnt work even they have bigger cocks! How he ever got married in the first place is amazing. You know that 13- yr old cant be his daughter he probably doesnt even make it in his wife, all he has to do is look at an appliance and probably fires! This sicko should have to be locked in a room with a bunch of 70-80 year old fucks playing bridge or somethin…cause he will like in way to much in the slammer!!!
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lakewriter51340
Sep 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm -Uh…wow.
I agree, if he was hooking up with adults, his preferences would definitely be under the Nunya clause. Imp, I’m absolutely grateful for the sacrifices you make to research these cases for us. I’m not going to the forum for more information, however. I’m good.
The camera in the girl’s room scares me and while obviously there are incestuous pedophile dads out there, I’m putting my money on stepdaughter with mom having no clue, until now.
Obviously we see a lot of mom choosing penis over their kids on DD but in this case it seems that would have been little, and I mean little, motivation so I theorize that he “seemed like a nice guy,” the mom put more stock in his supposed good qualities (or enjoyed the humiliation aspect in private — again I invoke the Nunya clause) just my $0.02.
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Chrissey
Sep 20, 2008 at 5:23 pm -Please let this be the first child he’s ever tried this with. I know…odds are against it. Thank goodness for decent parents this time!
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Komak
Sep 20, 2008 at 5:51 pm -Crist sake……..fuck……I always was one of those kids who just couldn’t resist that which was BAD for me…….thought I had grown up…..
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Now imp…if you would’ve said, the pics aren’t too bad…..same old shit….something like that….I so would have skipped over it…….
As it was……I suck at resisting most temptations but your…Don’t do it…….warnings……..ect………….were just too much…….
That said I did lose three pounds……..barfing…….my eyes are burning……and I am forever scarred…….
She IS SERIOUS FOLKS………don’t link up to the pics……….
That said……what a stupid, POS…..a waste of air……….
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LiltingBanshee
Sep 20, 2008 at 6:41 pm -Dammit dammit dammit I had to look, didn’t I?
I’m glad they caught him.
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Sunnie
Sep 20, 2008 at 6:49 pm -How bout we stick him in a shiny devise…as in stick his prick in the toaster. Ugh ugh and ugh.
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SMHarris
Sep 20, 2008 at 8:00 pm -Well I’ve learned a few new things I never needed to know about. Seriously…catheter play???
This is one sick dude and unfortunately he’ll prolly LOVE prison. I mean, what the hell do you do to punish someone like this?
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April
Sep 20, 2008 at 10:29 pm -Has anyone noticed his pofile song on Myspace is “Should’ve Said No” by Taylor Swift?? I don’t know which is funnier to me - The irony of the song title for this assplug’ profile or the fact that it’s sang by a teenybopper… Which we all know he is fond of.
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Kathy
Sep 20, 2008 at 10:41 pm -AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
WTF was that in his ass? A ball hitch?
Public shaming prolly turns him on. I think he just needs a good old fashioned ass kicking.
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Concerned Citizen
Sep 20, 2008 at 10:59 pm -I was thinking the same thing. My husband had to have a catheter after surgery and referred to it as medieval torture.
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April
Sep 20, 2008 at 11:05 pm -My hubby cringed at that.
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WhatThe
Sep 21, 2008 at 12:04 am -Blech. He is gross. With a negative penis factor.
There is a photo of his truck on the pics link on his myspace account. A comment under it says something like, “yeah, but you can’t drive it anymore”. The comment was left in August. I wonder what that’s about?
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justrandom
Sep 21, 2008 at 12:39 am -There’s hardly ever just one victim, unfortunately..
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jlt080405
Sep 21, 2008 at 2:18 am -This fucker is just waaaay past sick, someone needs to put him AND his vics out of their misery by getting rid of him for good! sick fucker!
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Harley_Tech
Sep 21, 2008 at 2:58 am -If he ever needs worms for fishing, he’s got it covered.
R
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crickett
Sep 21, 2008 at 5:35 am -He’s got bruising around his asshole. Likes to put things in there a lot. Well, if he’s just kept it with consenting adults. But the stupid dickless fuck just had to try kids.
Send him to prison for life! He may like it but, at least he’ll be with freaks over the age of 18 only.
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guccimama
Sep 21, 2008 at 8:43 am -No, I will not look at the pics….yikes, I’m sick just reading the comments. This has got to stop. I saw the Oprah show last week where they discussed child predators and how the internet has instructions to show these people how to do it and get away with it. It was very disturbing, made me sick to my stomach.
Oprah is encouraging everyone to help pass the Protect Our Children Act which if passed will:
* Authorize over $320 million over the next five years in desperately needed funding for law enforcement to investigate child exploitation. * Mandate that child rescue be a top priority for law enforcement receiving federal funding. * Allocate funds for high-tech computer software that can track down Internet predators.
Your U.S. senators will be voting on the bill soon, so it is crucial you contact them immediately.
Here is a link to Oprah’s site with instructions and a form letter for you to send to your Senator, which is due this week. Very easy to do, you can even call.
http://www.oprah.com/article/o....._predators
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lakewriter51340
Sep 21, 2008 at 3:10 pm -Thank you for posting a call to action — something we can do to get pos’s like this off the street. It won’t help my vision recover (in the end I just HAD to click on the links, too. But I’m happy I didn’t sign up to see the photosharing links. The anatomy alone was searing to my retina enough.
But I think I will recover asking my congress people to pass this law. I hope the girl on the camera is able to move on and her mother, too.
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gm OF 10
Sep 22, 2008 at 11:28 am -OMG OMG OMG that’s exactly what he is “A useless piece of skin”"
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grandma
Sep 22, 2008 at 1:29 pm -I looked, and the images are permanently seared into my retinas!! Is there a surgeon in the house???
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minou
Oct 2, 2008 at 3:32 pm -Hello,
Yesterday we recieved this devestating news in Holland.I’m a familymember of his deceased wife.She died two and a half years ago.Before that this monster lived with her and their two daughters in Holland.We can only hope he didn’t abuse any other children.I also read about the camera in his daughter’s bedroom.Oh my God I hope he didn’t touch her!My family and I wish he never gets out of prison and hope the girls can come to us in Holland,where they belong.We have been contacted by his parents and hopefully they will help us getting the girls back home.Impqueen,if there’s any news,please leave a message on this site.Maybe it will help us getting the girls back soon.
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sugarglider
Oct 5, 2008 at 1:12 pm -Ewwww. Minou, I’m hoping for the best.
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philly_phan
Oct 13, 2008 at 11:35 am -OK…I saw the pics and almost threw up in my mouth! Good thing I didn’t eat yet, and probably won’t either. Ummm genius @ Brad Shermer…why make a new profile and switch all the info around (e.g. married to widower) but STILL use your REAL NAME?! Fucking idiot. He was asking to be caught…I’m sure he’ll make a great bottom for all the sex starved homos in jail. Fucking pervert.
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dontgetmestarted
Nov 13, 2008 at 1:27 am -damn it, why didn’t I just take the warning NOT TO LOOK… I vomitted in my mouth a little bit… I had to see how “tiny” tiny is…. ugh. now I know…. One of his profiles said “gay” ya think? he’s got a freakin hitch up his asshole !!!!!!
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