Matthew J. Willi Wants To Play Too!
September 17, 2008 by Jaded
Chippewa Falls, WIS–We’ve all been to a wedding reception, right? If not our own, than a family member or friend. The reception is all about the family and friends, food, gifts, and alcohol. A celebration of the newlyweds walk down the aisle. 46-year-old Matthew Willi had games at his wedding reception. One of them was ‘Stab the kid wrapped in duct tape!’ That will get the party started. Â
The victim in this little game was at the wedding reception with some 17-year-old friends, one of those friends being Willi’s son. A couple of the teens were playing with wooden swords, which at some point, broke and split. With the sword-fighting merriment over for lack of usable swords, one of the teens decided to wrap the victim’s upper body, from chest to navel, in duct tape. One of the party-goers commented that the kid looked like a pinata. Good times, goooood times….
Matthew Willi wanted to give that pinata a good whack with one of the broken swords, but the teens wouldn’t let him play. Willi wasn’t about to be denied. He went into the house and returned with a handful of knives. Instead of whacking the pinata teen, he threw a knife at him. Now the pinata teen is bleeding from a stab wound in the chest. No candy? No toys? Gee…what a party pooper.
Willi was arrested the next day and was charged with second degree reckless endangerment and negligent handling of a weapon. So much for consumating the marriage. No word yet on the condition of the injured teen. I hope he didn’t spend a lot on the wedding gift.
6:58 am on September 17th, 2008
WOW in what part of anyone’s brain could they ever begin to think this was a smart thing to do. I can only pray that the new Mrs Willi is running Not walking to the court house for a annullment. Not a problem having grounds for it all she has to do is take the charge papers or even a link to this stor which tells it beautifully i might add Darn i wish I had your writing skills. Anyway they are sure to let her out of this marriage from this Idiot.
Than again I have to wonder if he was not showing signs of being a idiot long before the wedding. and she just well could not let go of this wonderful catch of a man.
7:23 am on September 17th, 2008
No doubt we will see further stories about the feckin’ fool. What a waste of a human. Can’t say waste of a brain because he doesn’t one, just a big ole hole that echoes when you scream in his ear.
OMG, what if they produce more like them. *shutters and cringes*
9:01 am on September 17th, 2008
This guy sounds like a “You might be a redneck” joke.
10:13 am on September 17th, 2008
Two Words
DUMB ASS
11:07 am on September 17th, 2008
I was thinking the same thing.
He was probably drunk off of all that free flowin Pabst Blue Ribbon that was undoubtably being served…you know, cause he’s so classy.
Ugh, moron.
11:54 am on September 17th, 2008
LMAO Jaded! Love your reporting! Keep up the good work, Girl.
12:27 pm on September 17th, 2008
What a bloody moron. I live in central Arkansas, and we’ve got some rednecks, but these people take the cake. I would almost feel badly for the new wife, but she chose to marry the idiot. What a great way to spend the first day of marriage…
12:31 pm on September 17th, 2008
That story definatly has some missing pieces hahaa.. oh man what a freak!
12:46 pm on September 17th, 2008
Robbiesue, I was thinking the exact thing. And, even worse, on CMT, there’s actually a show called Redneck Weddings (or something). This could so be on that show.
Disclaimer: I did not watch this show ON PURPOSE. And I don’t even like country music so much, but we watched one episode because we were laughing so hard because, well, we just were, and then we had to see the end. And they got married. Yeah, off topic, sorry, but not by much.
I guess a good rule of thumb is not to attend a wedding where duct tape is involved at the reception (or PBR). I didn’t even know they still made PBR. I know this is isn’t supposed to be funny, but, still …..
2:15 pm on September 17th, 2008
Personally, I’m thinking about incorporating that game at the next baby shower I throw. Sounds like tons of fun. I’m gonna go even lower than PBR though….I’ll supply Hamms at my party.
4:14 pm on September 17th, 2008
He looks like a “You might be a redneck†joke. Anyone else hear Dueling Banjos while reading this story??
6:39 pm on September 17th, 2008
oh, just awesome. way to represent, wisconsin.
i am thinking he wasn’t one of the just-marrieds. probably the crazy uncle grandma made you invite.
6:57 pm on September 17th, 2008
Yeah…it was his wedding reception. I have to wonder what the new bride thinks about all of this….
7:46 pm on September 17th, 2008
Is it me, or does this jackass look like he’s smirking in his mugshot? Classless, tasteless sack o’ shit…
8:26 pm on September 17th, 2008
His poor wife.
He could have behaved himself at his own wedding, and had a lovely evening getting trashed at the Motel 6, but noooo. He had to go and ruin it her wedding night. She’ll probably only have four or five more of those in her whole entire life and now this one’s gone and ruined.
9:34 am on September 18th, 2008
LOL…LOL
1:58 pm on September 18th, 2008
At least he wasn’t from Florida.
12:48 am on September 19th, 2008
Looks like Yosemity Sam lost his hair and his marbles.
10:47 pm on September 19th, 2008
LOL!
But doesn’t he look waaay older than 46 to anyone else?
10:50 pm on September 19th, 2008
I bet he looks old due to stress from constantly being outwitted by a rabbit. Sometimes even a rabbit in drag.
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